"Master!"

Where did the sound of learning scriptures from the west come from?

"Master!"

Such an urgent salutation, no matter whether it is me or not, I feel sorry for him if I don't answer!

"Master!"

I touched my stomach and remembered that in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong turned into a grape and was swallowed by a goblin into his stomach, and he was still shouting master inside?

"Someone called you! School grass! ”

Brother Li, the security guard, motioned for me to turn back, and then he quickly ran into the security booth!

Gulped down the unfinished meal!

"You've introduced the punishment so quickly, what's your punishment? Is it sweeping or something? ”

Shifting my gaze to Wu Shuai's face, I was a little shy!

He may be the legendary male version of the first love face!

"No, I have to take a make-up exam next week!"

"What do you mean? All the students in our class will waste a class time for the three of you next week? ”

I moved my gaze to Wu Shuai's hair, and then jumped to the hem of his red bell bottoms!

I really don't know where to look!

"It's not! It was the three of us who went to the teacher's office alone! But this week I have a new photo shoot to prepare! ”

Wu Shuai is very natural to talk to me, and people who may be stupid, even if they are nervous, they will naturally transition into silence!

"Oh! Then you're ready to go! Is it okay, you just let your sister tutor you, such an advantageous resource, you don't know how to use it? Wu Shuai, you're such an idiot! ”

"Master, you should call me apprentice!"

In fact, from the first time he called me master, I wanted to ask him in the tone of Tang Seng, who promised him?

"What? Have you learned from me? ”

"Yes! Because I've told you the myths and legends of our Lunhong University, master! ”

"Are you calling it a horror movie? I'm sick to hear it, don't say it! ”

In my childhood memories, in TV series, I looked down on people who committed suicide the most!

I think they are very unproductive!

You can defeat tens of thousands and be born successfully, but you don't have the courage to live!

I still remember that Jiang Moumou said that when he was the most difficult, after the performance, due to arrears of wages, he only had 1 yuan in his pocket!

Take the bus but cost 2 yuan, he from more than 20 kilometers away, stubbornly relying on his own feet, without rest, walked for 5 hours, and walked back to his rented house, it must have been 10 o'clock in the evening, but he was scolded by the landlord who blocked the door!

Jiang Moumou called a friend, but none of his friends dared to answer his phone, and they were afraid that he would borrow money from others!

In fact, for the dream of his acting career, he will often go all over the country to publicize, run the field, sometimes be so tired that he gets sick, he has to go to the hospital, rent a house, and eat, and he has a lot of foreign debts!

But he didn't give up!

Because he once saw two news!

One is that a screenwriter chose suicide when he was most destitute and in debt! But as a result, 18 months later, his works are unknown to everyone!

He didn't wait for that day!

Such people are the most stupid!

I've cried all my life, but I haven't enjoyed the sweetness, in fact, the sweetness is after the bitterness!

The other is a copywriter, tortured by customers, working overtime until the early hours of the morning every day, and getting up at 6 o'clock in the morning, for 18 consecutive months, with serious lack of sleep, just when she thought her spirit was close to collapse, the customer was very satisfied with her copywriting, and thus became the vice president of the company, and became a celebrity in the business world!

Actually, that's what Dr. Chen Linwei said to me!

Scientific studies have shown that every cell of the human body will be reborn after 18 months, that is to say, after 18 months, you are no longer you, and the reason why you are still you is only because of memory!

So, people need positive energy!

The more people say I'm not good, the more I have to show him some results!

When I succeed, I will tell them that I am who I am, and that it is a different firework, but it is hotter than you!

As for that dream, don't bother with it anymore!

Not much fun!

It's just a nightmare!

What I need to imagine now is what kind of excellent person I will become in 18 months.

"Master, what I just said is very important!"

I don't want to mention anything that sounds terrible!

"Even the security guard knows that you are a school grass!"

After listening to my words, Wu Shuai used his hand to brush his hair! It seems to be more stinky!

I glanced at the security guard Brother Li, who just choked on food and was drinking water!

"That's right! Wu Shuai! When you got out of class, did you come out after washing the little lotus? So did you come to the supermarket to buy ice water and put it in the water bottle that your mother bought for you? ”

"Master, I bought it!"

Wu Shuai looked at me with admiration, and it seemed that calling me master was getting more and more pleasant!

"Did you see a little fox?"

"Nope! There are foxes in our school? ”

"Hey! Don't look at me like this, we are not a zoo when we study! Do you still want to ask me if I have zebras? I'm not kidding you! Let's put it this way, don't you see a man with a big belly, like he has a baby in it! ”

"Can a boy have a baby?"

Wu Shuai may be really stupid! It was as if he had discovered a new continent, and there was a smile on his lips!

Please, if he knew that a boy could have a baby, he should cry!

"Come on! I won't tell you, it's a waste of time! ”

When I walked to the door of the school supermarket, I looked at the boss inside, and my teeth itched!

"Wu Shuai! You really want to be my apprentice, don't you? ”

"Yes! Master! ”

"But your tuition hasn't been handed over to me yet!"

"Master, how much is the tuition?"

"The tuition fee is, you go in and help the master talk about this boss! He lost my little fox! Still smiling and doing business inside, do you think that's reasonable? ”

"I see! Master! ”

When Wu Shuai said this, he was very manly!

I thought he was going to go in and have a fight with this boss, or at least judge me!

Who knows, he went inside and chatted with the boss!

I know it's hard for him!

"Wu Shuai, hurry up and come out for me!"

"Master! Wait a minute! I'm not done yet! ”

I let him in, but I didn't let him get in touch with his feelings!

Wood lumps!

"I won't come to your house to buy ice water in the morning, noon and evening! I'll be here twice a day from now on! ”

Wu Shuai, who is so honest, will threaten people with the products he bought?

It seems that he wants to be my apprentice, and he did his best!

But is there any mistake, did people miss him 1 yuan a day?

"Master, do you think I'm doing well?"

Wu Shuai walked out of the supermarket, I walked fast, he walked fast, I walked slowly, he walked slowly!

He won't think I'm teaching him some martial arts cheats!

"Don't follow me!"

Wu Shuai really didn't follow me anymore, but from behind, around to the front of me!

"Master, are you angry?"

"No! Don't call me master! ”

I nudged Mickey on his chest with my hand!

Get out of the way!

"What did I say wrong, right? Master! ”

"That's right! The biggest mistake you made is that you shouldn't call me master! I'm not your master, and I won't have a wooden-knotted apprentice like you, I don't even dare to dream about it, and I don't dare to write it like this in idol dramas! ”

I continued to walk forward, and along the way, due to Wu Shuai's relationship, there were girls around me from time to time who cast envious and jealous eyes at me!

It's like I snatched their school grass away!

Actually, who loves to take it away quickly!

"Thank you, master, what will I do for you in the future?"

Since he can ask me this kind of topic, it shows that he still has a little conscience, then, I will do it!

"Can you stay away from me?"

"Yes! Master! ”

After Wu Shuai finished speaking, he was really one step away from me!

"A little farther away, is that okay?"

"Yes! Master! ”

Wu Shuai took another step back!

"Ahh

Wow! Isn't that a skinny chick?

When I want to call her, she's just like when I was a kid, it's not that we don't want to play with her, it's because she always likes to walk behind other people's butts!

"Yikes! Aren't you a handsome guy Wu Shuai? I'm your student at Yingbao University! My name is Yi Huiye, do you remember me? I've written you many love letters, and each one has a big peach heart drawn on the back! ”

It seems that now it is replaced by Wu Shuai who has suffered!

I don't think things are like what the little thin girl told me last time, she may not come to this school because the work-study quota in her school is full at all, but because she specially begged Wang Zheng, the nephew of Principal Wang in their class!

In other words, it is a strong request to come to our Lunhong University for work-study, and it is still in such an important archives, so I must want to find out where Wu Shuai's family lives!

I see that Wu Shuai's expression is a little wrong, and he seems to be a little scared of the little thin girl!

Could it be that the little thin girl is already blocking the door of Wu Shuai's house every day now?

However, the blessing of misfortune!

I can just avoid Wu Shuai!

It's just a pity little fox!

Don't know where it is now? Hungry or not? Sleepy or not?

What if that person is not his master, but a bad person?

What if it was sold to a home where it was often beaten and scolded?

After all, it is not so fragrant, and it likes to run around, which is a precursor to being beaten!

"Zhan Ye! You're back? ”

Why is Aunt Wang so enthusiastic about me today, and she will take the initiative to greet me!

Usually I greet people, and sometimes, Aunt Wang pretends not to see it!

Could it be that she thinks I'm a lacquer carving?

"Aunt Wang, I'll pick up the courier!"

As soon as I walked into the door of the dormitory, I saw that the delivery hill from last night was still erupting!

"I was about to tell you, you can take this rotten flower and a few rags from this bag!"

"Little Lotus, and swimsuits, Shi Lanyan's?"

"Yes!"

"Didn't she take it when she went back to her dorm just now?"

"She said she didn't want it anymore and asked me to throw it away, but I think although this flower is gone, this strip of cloth should still be able to be used, so I put it here, do you need it?"

"Don't want it? This is Shi Lanyan's favorite pink Hello kitty! ”

"She said she couldn't bring that many things, and she had already gone through the withdrawal procedures......