From Beijing to Chengdu, along the way, You You, Yan Yunkai and Zhou Yi took turns driving, but it was the most energetic demon Zhao who stole the plane, because he did not have a driver's license, and became the most relaxed of the four.

After driving for almost 20 hours, they arrived in Chengdu the next evening.

Zhou Yi booked a hotel in advance, which was originally two standard rooms, but Yan Yunkai said that the unit would reimburse him, and he changed it to four double bed rooms with a wave of his hand. After putting away the luggage, the four of them had dinner, and You You was an idle person again, and he took them to the bar with great interest.

"It's said that Chengdu is Gay, and I've wanted to come and see it for a long time." You You was specially dressed up before going out, and at this time, the little bird hugged Yan Yunkai's arm, pretending to be very intimate, and was very proud when he saw someone casting envious eyes, "I want to see what is the difference between our Beijing gentlemen and the little brothers in the south." ”

He is very high-profile, but he has never had a serious boyfriend, and his colleagues are used to him being pretending to be heaven and earth, pretending, and occasionally being wrapped around an arm and holding a hand or something, and they all went with him. Not to mention that Yan Yunkai, as his cousin, is even more indulgent to him.

Yan Yunkai had a flat mirror with gold thin edges on the bridge of his nose, and looked at the bar environment casually, and when his eyes turned slightly, the ambiguous lights in the bar also converged and flowed in his eyes, rippling with waves. He had a vague smile on his lips, his expression was very calm and calm, and he noticed that when many people around him were observing him, they leaned their heads to You You's ear, which seemed intimate, but in fact they were helpless, and whispered: "I really have no interest in pretending to be 1, you affect me so much to catch Kaizi." ”

You You smiled and said, "Anyway, you can't make an appointment, don't waste your efforts." ”

The bar was very lively, and the four of them looked for a booth, from the door to the seat, attracting many eyes.

"Sultry, the emphasis is on the process, when communicating, you advance and I retreat, you retreat and I advance, there is a sense of proportion, just like guiding the other party to dance a beautiful waltz. 'flirting' that is too eager for quick success is like stepping on your partner's foot when dancing, which is a faux pas. Yan Yunkai didn't really want to drink tonight, so he ordered a glass of ice water, "Sultry is a kind of entertainment, and about ...... Well, that's too much trouble. ”

Zhou Yimian didn't change his face and listened to their nonsense, took a piece of watermelon from the fruit bowl, and gnawed it silently. The psychological quality of the staff in the ninth department is very good, and Comrade Zhou Yi, an innocent little straight man, is still not red and his heart is not beating in this gay bar where the demons are dancing wildly.

He calmly analyzed the gaze cast by the customers around him, then raised his hand weakly and asked, "Why, it seems that many people are looking at Brother Zhao?" ”

Obviously, the two pure 0, You You scratched his head and made his posture out of the limelight, Yan Yunkai Yushu Linfeng has an outstanding temperament, and they are all very good, but there are still many people staring at Zhao Theft.

Zhao had already noticed this, he was indifferent, and lowered his head to play with the entertainment downloaded by Wang Zhi on his mobile phone, his expression was very indifferent.

"Actually, many Xiaoshou like Brother Zhao's type, tall and big, and his male hormones explode." You You sighed, "Gay circle Tiancai." ”

Yan Yun laughed without saying a word, and flicked the wall of the glass with his fingers, and the glass made a faint clanging sound, drowning in the restless music of the bar.

He didn't care much about the eyes of others, but when he saw other people staring at Zhao Theft Machine with a very ambiguous look, he couldn't help but feel offended. After all, Zhao Pirate Machine gave him the feeling that he was too immortal, and he had no desire or desire, and it had nothing to do with this straightforward indulgence and pleasure in the world.

After sitting for a long time, Yan Yunkai said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

"Eh, let Brother Zhao accompany you." You You said, "Lest you be abducted by someone." ”

"No need." Yan Yunkai was speechless, "It's not a little sister, you have to go to the toilet together." ”

However, Zhao had already stood up, and Yan Yunkai had no choice but to change his words and say, "Okay." ”

The bar toilet is not divided into men's and women's toilets, and there is a sign on the side that says "only one person can use it at a time", Yan Yunkai waited for a while, and the door of the last compartment opened, and two men came out with spring in their eyes and a look of aftermath on their faces, Yan Yunkai's expression changed subtly, and he glanced at the last cubicle with a little disgust.

Zhao didn't realize the connotation, and when he saw Yan Yunkai standing still, he reminded: "There is no one there." ”

Yan Yunkai paused, and sighed that the thousand-year-old demon was so innocent, but he still used the last one. He clenched his fists and coughed, "You can wait for me outside." ”

Zhao Thief nodded slightly, and turned to stand outside the bathroom.

He was tall and conspicuous, standing outside to attract attention, and had to take a few steps to the side, hiding in the shadows.

A few people came out of the bathroom, and another person went in. A drunken man leaned against the hallway wall, wearing a black short-sleeved T-shirt with a few letters printed on the front of the shirt with reflective material, which stood out in the darkness, and jeans with a belt half ripped out.

He didn't seem to be in good spirits, and when Zhao Thief was about ten steps away from him, he saw that the Yin Tang between his eyebrows was black, and there was a bright red mole in the middle, and black and red blood overflowed from the mole and ran down his forehead. The bathroom was brightly lit, and the man walked in and bumped into a guest who was walking out, and without apologizing, he stumbled in.

The man who had been hit turned around and cursed "neurosis" and walked away angrily.

No mortal can see the mark between his eyebrows.

But Zhao saw it very clearly, the breath of dying on the man's body, including the red mole that was spotted in his eyebrows, was in his eyes.

Zhao Thief was still standing on the ground, his hands in his trouser pockets, except for a few more glances at the man, his expression did not change in any way, he was not surprised or worried.

He was just waiting for someone, and as for strangers, whether they were killed on the spot, or ascended on the spot, he wouldn't blink an eye at anything that had nothing to do with him.

Yan Yunkai walked out, straightened his sleeves, and smiled at him, "Okay." ”

The two of them returned to the booth, and You You got up to go to the bathroom, and at this time he didn't come out with any excuse for being afraid of being abducted, and went by himself.

Yan Yunkai raised his eyebrows slightly, and You You still remembered the peach blossom eyes that he had calculated at the beginning, and openly and secretly teased him and Zhao to steal the machine.

A large mirror is attached to the wall of the restroom for people to organize their clothes and makeup. You You looked in the mirror and flicked his bangs casually, and he caught a glimpse of a man stumbling out of the toilet inside, he raised his eyes casually, and was stunned.

The man walked to the side, put his hands on the basin where he was washing his hands, retched twice, and a whimper of pain escaped from his throat, and he looked up, and there was a small bright red hemorrhoid between his eyebrows, and blood flowed down the mole and down the bridge of his nose, making a thin red mark, as if the face had been cut in half.

"Hey, handsome guy." You You leaned down to wash his hands, and Hang Erlang greeted him locally, "What's wrong with you?" Looking uncomfortable? ”

The man didn't seem to hear, and his trembling hands took a handful of water, which leaked most of it between his fingers, leaving a stream of brain splashed on his face. He wiped his face, not seeing his horrible appearance in the mirror, and drunkenly slapped his drink.

You You patted him on the shoulder, the man was full of excitement, tried to open his red eyes, and spewed out a breath of wine when he spoke: "My day, which neuropathy scares Lao Tzu, you, you ......"

You You smiled at him, his fingers touched the man's eyebrows and eyes very informally, and gently touched it down, the touch seemed to be absent, and it was very sultry. The man straightened his eyes and muttered, "What are you doing?" ”

"Handsome guy, I calculated that you should have a catastrophe in your life, hurry up and go to the nearby Qingcheng Mountain to find a Taoist to ward off evil spirits and eliminate disasters." You You was half teasing and half warning, "Be careful of the people around you." ”

The man grabbed his hand and did not forget to tease: "What Qingcheng Mountain to go, just let you give me evil spirits and eliminate disasters." ”

"Me? It's okay, but I'm expensive. ”

"How much?" The man asked vaguely, let go of his hand, groped around on himself, and took out a wallet, "Lao Tzu will wrap you up for one night and make a full set." Let's go, open the room. ”

You You rolled his eyes, thinking that if Lao Tzu went to the sea as an MB, you would be bankrupt if he slept all night.

"What are you doing?"

"You're so drunk that you can still get hard?" You You said casually, "That's it, another day you'll be sober, come to me again." ”

The main reason is that he didn't have the magic weapon with him, and he couldn't exorcise evil spirits with his bare hands. I had to stuff two talismans into the man's trouser pocket first, one to ward off evil spirits, and one to track, and then reluctantly patted his trouser pocket, and said: "Put it away, the price of one is nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight, and two will give you a 20% discount, and pay when you meet again." In the end, regardless of whether the man understood or not, he took a business card from his wallet, planning to call the people of the Chengdu Demon Committee later and ask them to send someone over to solve this matter for the man.

Logically speaking, this kind of trivial matter of individual people collapsing with evil spirits is not within the scope of the responsibilities of the Nine Divisions, which only deal with major cases that harm the interests of the masses. However, in their unit, whether it is a human or a demon race, they must understand a truth before work: life is not valuable.

You You reminded: "I'll put away the things I gave you, if you have that condition, go find a Taoist priest as soon as possible." ”

The man snorted and laughed for a while, then took out his mobile phone: "Scan the QR code first." ”

“…… Okay, when the time comes, WeChat transfer will return my money. "You You has a WeChat account that is used to mix in the night club, and there is no private information on it, after all, they do this kind of work, and they usually pay attention to protecting privacy.

After You You left, the man took out his trouser pocket, intending to study the contact information that Yu You had brought in, but after touching for a long time, he didn't find the business card, but took out two pieces of rune paper. He thought it was just a prank, scolded and muttered to himself, crumpled the rune paper into a paper ball, and threw it into the trash.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Yan Yunkai took a sip of ice water, felt that a bird faded out of his mouth, and proposed: "Do you want to eat supper?" ”

"Let's go, let's go, let's get hot." You You got up to pay.

There is a hot pot restaurant opposite the bar, and the business is very good, You You read a circle of reviews on the Internet and decided to eat here. The waiter led them to a window position, and the four of them ordered, the bottom of the pot was a mandarin duck pot, Yan Yunkai found that Zhao didn't like the spicy taste, and he was eating beef on the bone broth base.

You You adjusted a plate of oil dishes, saw the red chili oil floating on the dipping sauce, and suddenly thought of the person in the bar, and mentioned it casually: "Eh, I just saw a person in the bar, and someone was lit with a hemorrhoid on his forehead, which should have been marked." ”

"A lot of people in the night market are weak, and it is inevitable that they will be taken advantage of by some evil spirits." Yan Yunkai said, "I don't know if it's a monster or a ghost, you can call the Taoist Association." ”

You You said: "I let the Demon Committee deal with it, the Dao Association should be very busy in the past two days." Well, this yellowthroat is delicious, you can taste it. ”

They were eating vigorously when they noticed a commotion outside, and passers-by were watching. Zhou Yi looked out curiously and found that the police car was whistling at the street entrance, and the red and blue warning lights were very obvious in the night.

"It's the bar we just went to, isn't it anti-pornography?" Zhou Yi said, "It's good that it just came out." ”

After a while, the police pulled a cordon, and a stretcher was carried out, covered with a white cloth, and it was a dead body.