The old Taoist priest closed his eyes slightly, pinched his fingers and calculated, and after about half a minute, his brows suddenly wrinkled, and my little heart jumped violently, and asked, "Uh...... What's that, Zhang Tianshi. Did you get the math out of it? ”

The old Taoist priest did not answer me immediately, but as if he was afraid of making a mistake, he repeated the calculation, and finally slowly opened his eyes, and then looked at me with bright eyes, as if Lao Tzu was a flower girl, and I had goosebumps.

He didn't feel comfortable, so I urged him: "What are you counting, whether it's good or bad, why do you keep staring at me?" ”

The old Taoist priest seemed to know that he had lost his temper, so he quickly conjured up a profound style and said, "Little friend, Poor Dao just pinched his fingers, your life is yin." ”

"Yin fate?" I was stunned, this was the first time I had heard of this kind of life.

The old Taoist priest nodded and said: "You were born on the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, this kind of life is the yin life, also known as the ghost life, this kind of life is not very good, it will make you unlucky for the rest of your life, alas! ”

Damn, this old guy is quite accurate, because Lao Tzu, as he said, has always been quite unlucky. From childhood to adulthood, you can catch up with any unlucky and bad things.

For example, when I was a child, my mother took me shopping, walking, and my mother found that I was missing, and later found that I had fallen into the sewer and almost drowned; For example, it is common to be hit on the head by falling objects while walking, sometimes it is a vase, sometimes it is a used condom, and sometimes it is a TV, a washing machine, and a large refrigerator. All in all, it's a miracle that I grew up alive.

Seeing that the old Taoist priest was a thief, I was about to ask him if he had a way to resolve bad luck, but when I looked up, I found that this thing was actually giggling obscenely.

Now I was a little puzzled, and asked him what he was laughing at?

The old Taoist priest said, "It's really a joy for poor Dao to meet your unlucky fate today. ”

As soon as I heard what the other party said, I almost wanted to curse, damn it, this thing is begging for a beating, right?

My face turned cold and I asked, "You're always joking, aren't you?" ”

The old Taoist priest dug his nostrils, flicked a piece of booleg, and then said: "Poor Dao means that although your life is very bad, it is a yin life, but this kind of life is most suitable for being a Taoist priest as my apprentice, don't you say this thing is very good?" ”

Phew! Ask Lao Tzu to be a Taoist priest and be his apprentice, when you are paralyzed! I turned around and wanted to leave, and I could see that this thing was just a swaggering old liar, and the spirit was not normal.

"Little friend, what Poor Dao said is true, although your life is not very good, it is indeed suitable to be a Taoist priest and be my apprentice." Seeing that I didn't mean to stop, the old Taoist priest continued: "But if you leave now, no one will be able to save you. ”

Hearing this, I couldn't help but be surprised, turned around and asked, "Why do you say that I won't live for three days?" ”

The old Taoist priest pursed his lips, and then said, "Then the poor Taoist asked you, have you been in big trouble recently?" ”

I said, "I was sad and weeping alone just now, and it doesn't need to be counted, everyone knows that something happened to me." ”

"I knew you wouldn't believe me!" The old Taoist priest glanced at me, then pinched his fingers again, made a profound gesture, and said, "Little friend, if I am not mistaken, you should have made a windfall two days ago, right?" ”

I was really stunned at this moment, and I was dumbfounded for a moment, because I didn't just pick up a large sum of money two days ago? If according to Li Qiang, this dark money is also considered wealth, isn't it a windfall?

"You...... What do you mean by windfall? "I was amazed, and I thought to myself, is this old fellow really that good?

"Windfall naturally means money!" The old Taoist priest dug his nose again, and smiled a little obscenely: "But this windfall will kill you, and now you, hey......"

At this time, I couldn't help but panic, because my matter seemed to have been calculated by this old Taoist priest. Seeing that he wanted to speak and stopped, I was a little anxious, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with me now?" ”

"Am I right?" When the old Taoist priest saw my anxious look, he laughed proudly.

"Yes, you're right, I did pick up a sum of money two days ago, and I picked up a damn sum of money." I nodded, and immediately told him about the money. Now that I was told by him, I really wanted to hear him continue, so I had to follow the old guy's temper.

After listening to the experience I encountered in the past few days, the old Taoist priest stroked his goatee and said: "Dead money is also money, and the reason why you mistake it for real money is obviously because you are fascinated by ghosts, which means that there are ghosts who want to harm you." ”

"Is there a ghost trying to harm me?" I was taken aback.

"Yes, how could a big living person take the money of the dead as real money, what else would it be if he wasn't fascinated by a ghost." The old Taoist priest continued to dig into his nose and said casually.

"Why do the devils want to hurt me?" I wondered in my heart.

The old Taoist priest said, "Think about it, have you done anything wrong?" ”

"What's wrong?" I frowned, and thought about it, where did a good person like me do something unpleasant. Come to think of it, I have only done two things against my will since I grew up, one was when I was a child and peeked at the little flower next door taking a bath, and the other was a month ago when I saw an old woman fall down and didn't help her.

It stands to reason that peeking at a girl taking a bath is a bit lacking in morality, but that was when I was a child, not to mention that such a little thing can't let the ghost harm us. And if I didn't help the old woman who fell, it had nothing to do with me, after all, the old woman was not knocked down by me, and how many people dared to help the old woman who fell casually these years. If you encounter this incident, do you dare to help, you will definitely fucking say: Who helps who is stupid!

After thinking about it, I finally had to honestly say to the old Taoist priest: "I have been dedicated to goodness in my life, if I say bad things, I can only count two things, that is, I didn't help the old man who fell down and peeked at the girl next door to take a bath, I don't know if these two things have anything to do with this matter?" ”

The old Taoist priest glanced at me with disdain, and then said, "If the poor Dao is not mistaken, the ghost who harmed you has a great enmity with you, it seems that you can't think of anything wrong for a while." ”

Have a big feud? I'm really blindsided, because although I'm not very noble, but I never have a grudge against anyone, where is this big hatred?

The old Taoist priest said, "You'd better go and investigate, if you don't solve that ghost, it is estimated that he will come to you." ”

I nodded helplessly, frightened and frightened.

At this time, the old Taoist priest continued: "Let me tell you the truth, your kid is destined to be poor, and there is not much happiness. This is good, suddenly made a windfall, a lifetime of blessings are gone, and by the way, even Yangshou has been folded, it is estimated that now your name will be ticked off on the life and death book! ”

"Huh?" I was shocked, what this old guy said was almost the same as what Li Qiang said, am I really destined to die soon? I was frightened at the moment and hurriedly said, "Master, what should I do?" Is there anything you can do to save me? ”

"Call the Heavenly Master!"

"Uh...... Heavenly Master, tell me about it. "I said in a hurry, when I met this kind of Taoist priest, I was also drunk.

I was anxious, but the old Taoist priest stared at me with a playful look and smiled, with a lewd look, and I saw that my heart was on fire, if I hadn't asked him, Lao Tzu would really curse. But there is no way to do it now, who told me that I have to ask him now?

The old Taoist priest said with a coaxing face: "Poor Dao is the one hundred and seventh generation head of the Maoshan faction, so naturally there is a way to save you." ”

Although I was annoyed by his pretending to be forced, when I heard this, I was still very happy in my heart, and I was overjoyed: "Really? Tell me what the solution is. As long as you can save my life, I will repay you well in the future. ”

"The solution is very simple, just be a Taoist priest and be my apprentice." The old Taoist priest laughed lewdly.

"What? Be your apprentice again? "I was stunned, thinking where the fuck is this?

The old Taoist priest said: "Be my apprentice, I can not only keep you safe and sound, but also change your unlucky yin life, defeat the rich second generation in the future, welcome Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life, this is no longer a dream!" I, such a Master, you, deserve it! ”

Hearing the other party's words, I almost fell to the ground without a single stumble. , am I *** getting sick? Or is this old guy a human trafficker?

To be honest, I'm suddenly skeptical that this thing could be a liar.

I said, "What's that...... Zhang Tianshi, do you have to be your apprentice? Is it okay not to do it? ”

The old Taoist priest looked a little unhappy, and said: "Do you think that Poor Dao wants to accept your kid as an apprentice, if it weren't for the end of Poor Dao's lifespan, he would soon return to the West, and I am afraid that after breaking my Maoshan lineage, this kind of good thing will not fall on your kid's head even if you beg me." ”

"Huh? Are you going to die? "My jaw dropped in surprise.

"What's all the fuss, people are inherently dead, it's only a matter of time." The old Taoist priest didn't care.

"And how long will you live?" I didn't believe it, but I was still curious.

"One day!" The old Taoist priest stretched out a finger.

"One day? Then you're going to die, how can you save me? "I'm dumbfounded.

The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said, "It is precisely because Poor Dao is dying and has no time to save you, so he will say that he will accept you as an apprentice and pass on your spells, so that you can save yourself." When the time comes, the mission of maintaining peace on earth will be entrusted to you. ”

When I heard this, I almost didn't get killed by lightning. At this time, I really had some doubts in my heart, is this old man mentally ill, or mentally ill? Or psychosis.

I said, "Are you sure you didn't sneak out of any hospital?" ”

The old Taoist priest gave me a violent shudder and said, "You kid is mentally ill when you are poor!" You can think about it all night today, and if you think about it, you can come to the poor road before 0:00 tomorrow. This is the calling card of the poor road......"

"Applying for a certificate, unlocking, repairing the computer, contact person Lao Zhang, qq:317764513......" I took the business card and thought about it, and almost blinded my 24k titanium alloy dog eyes.

"Uh...... That's wrong. That's a side hustle for poor roads, hehe, side hustles. The old Taoist priest smiled shamelessly, and quickly snatched back the previous business card and gave it a new one.

All I could feel was a few black lines hanging from my forehead, and a flock of crows flew overhead...... Is this a fucking certificate, or a Taoist? Can this really save me? <