A great man once said, do not fight the unprepared. There is also a cow man who said that you should never underestimate a woman.

For thousands of years, women's rights have been paid more and more attention, but there is still the idea that men are strong and women are weak in their hearts, at least in men's hearts.

As a result, there are always incidents of being slapped in the face by despising women.

Unfortunately, Liu Hai is one of them, and what's more serious is that he is not the first to know.

In the health department, on the hard bed peculiar to the troops, the bangs have not yet woken up. How he got here, he couldn't possibly guess when he broke his head.

"Doctor, how is he?"

"yes, when will he wake up?"

Ding Ling's cry was mixed in: "Woo, he won't, he won't be paralyzed." ”

Iron Zhu roared in a voice like a broken gong: "That's not for sure, my dad said, the front door is fine, but the back door is in trouble." This guy, the back of his head is pressed down, and I can see enough. ”

The bolt also spoke: "There used to be an uncle in the village who fell down from the mountain, and he also touched his braincase, and he was directly in a vegetative state, and now he still has to be served." ”

Xiao Sichuan pushed the bolt away, "What nonsense, Brother Hai's physique is fine, and he will definitely wake up soon." ”

The second child said calmly: "I think, the most important thing now is to say something that he is interested in, maybe he can wake him up, I have seen it on TV." ”

"A group of big men, grinding and chirping, everything happened, I carried it, if he really can't get up, I will serve him for a lifetime." Liu Min is full of pride.

"Gentlemen." The little white face looked at Liu Min's back with envy.

"Squeak," the door opened.

A female military doctor walked in, and when she saw the crowd, she immediately shouted: "What do you do, go out and play the piano indiscriminately." ”

Ding Ling grabbed the doctor's arm and shook it twice: "Doctor, you must save him, he is still in school, he can't be paralyzed." ”

The doctor was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "Are you all right?" All the tests have been done, nothing is a big problem, and he should be able to wake up soon. Alright, let's all go out now. ”

finally rushed out, and stabbed the bangs into the armpits with the thermometer, who knew that as soon as the bangs turned around, he almost dropped the thermometer to the ground.

"Giggles, I'm sorry, I've been afraid of itching since I was a child." Bangs touch the back of his numb head.

"You kid, woke up early, didn't you? How to drop, pretending to be sick and not wanting to train? If you want me to say that you young people, like little chickens, you should exercise more, not that I said you, you look like a soldier. ”

"Auntie, I didn't pretend to be sick, I'm really dizzy."

"Auntie who, I really can't speak."

"Sister, sister, I was wrong, I was really dizzy, but I just woke up, I'm not embarrassed to wake up with so many people."

"I can't see it, you kid still has a lot of self-esteem, thin-skinned, yes, get up when you wake up, look at a group of people who are in a hurry, and don't fall in love during school, look at that girl crying...

Sister, you are really my own sister, the bangs are about to collapse, this is the most talkative aunt he has ever seen, but you can't refute every sentence.

He got up, put on his coat, and rushed out the door without waiting for the doctor to finish speaking.

"Hey, your medicine, hey, this stinky boy, you're really fast." The doctor looked through the curtain at the place where the bangs disappeared.

"Report." Before I got back to the dormitory, I ran into the team that had finished training.

Wang Honggang's face darkened: "Join the ranks." ”

When I entered the team, someone immediately asked, "Squad leader, are you okay?" "Squad leader, how did you get up, we thought you were in a vegetative state."

The second child turned his head: "Okay?" Don't worry about our match, it won't count this time. ”

Xiao Sichuan shouted: "Brother Hai, if you have anything, I will settle accounts with her, I will call her a woman." ”

My heart warmed up, or Xiao Sichuan was good to me, and then I almost fainted.

"However, then Liu Min said that if something happens to you, she will serve you for the rest of your life, or you should think about it."

"Get out!" Bangs sent him away with one word.

The team arrived at the playground again, and the black-faced instructor Wang Honggang blushed: "Let me say two words, first, we are all qualified in this training." ”

The boys below applauded, and some whistled.

"Second, our men's team can't compete with the women's team."

The audience immediately fell silent, and several people lowered their heads.

"You, you, and you." He nodded one by one.

"You guys aren't allowed to eat at night, five laps of the playground."

Xiao Sichuan had to open his mouth again, and was tightly covered by the second child in the back.

The little white face said with disdain: "The mouth can speak, but it is not as good as a woman when running." ”

"Who do you say, turtle son?"

The second child stopped Xiao Sichuan and said weakly: "I really haven't run." ”

I looked at Xiao Sichuan and asked with my eyes, "Really?" ”

Xiao Sichuan took a sip, "Brother Hai, you better ask the others, you didn't win either." ”

I looked at the iron pillar, and he pretended to look at the bolt next to him, and the bolt saw me looking at him, and honestly said: "That, it's not that you lose badly, it's just the front and back feet." ”

It turned out that after Liu Hai fainted, Liu Min couldn't pull his fingers away, so he had to carry him on his back and cross the finish line.

"Then how did I get to the clinic?"

"Who else can there be, Liu Minbei, you are also a bastard enough, holding people alive and dead and not letting go."

Bangs pinched the root of his thigh, thinking to himself: "Is it okay for Lao Tzu to faint." "I thought about it again" This time I played big, lost to a woman, and lost home. ”

At this time, Wang Honggang pointed to his bangs and said, "Can you do it, can you still run?" ”

I straightened my chest: "Report, yes!" ”

"What can you wait for, let me accompany you?"

So one of our dormitories lined up and circled around the playground.

The girls who passed by looked at us and smiled.

Liu Hai said to them viciously: "This revenge is not a gentleman." ”

Liu Min came over at this time: "Gentleman, are you okay?" Remember you owe me one more request. ”

Liu Hai's face was bruised, "I know, big husband, if you lose, you will lose, you say, whatever you want, as long as it does not endanger the country, I will promise you." ”

Sichuan echoed: "That's it, man, dare to act." ”

"Shut up." Liu Min and bangs are rare to agree.

Liu Min looked at his bangs for a long time before he smiled and said, "What is the request, I haven't thought of it for the time being, and I will tell you when I think of it." ”

"You can't think of it for the rest of your life, so you will lie to me for the rest of your life?" Bangs said depressedly.

"How? Want to go back on it, gentleman? "To say that the thing that Liu Hai hates the most now is Liu Min's mouth, I can't wait to tear it to the ground and step on it for three days and three nights.

"Whatever you want, tell me when you've thought about it." Staying is a little more depressed, and the bangs turn their heads and run away.

"Brother Hai, wait for me."

"Hahahaha." The girls laughed and left.

"Ah~ah, one, two, three, four." A trumpet on the playground came and went...