Chapter 312: The Old Man and the Joke
Tan Ningfu reported the situation, and the purser also came over, solemnly warning the tall and thin young man not to harass them and affect their normal work, therefore, the entire first-class passengers knew the situation, and everyone scoffed, expressing deep disdain for this behavior, and even a woman reprimanded: "It's really the world is going down, I want to pick up girls on a plane, and I think I am Wu Yanzu!" ”
The tall and thin young man was embarrassed and thought: Is it still a sin to pursue a girl by himself?
But he was obviously not an idle master, no, it didn't take long for Xiao Luo to be introduced to him across the aisle.
"Dude, it's fate to be able to ride the same plane, my name is Wang Yanzu, brother, your name is ...... I said eldest sister, what kind of eyes do you have, my real name is Wang Yanzu, I have been this name since I was a child, if you don't believe it, I will show you my ID card now. ”
When the tall and thin young man said his name, the woman who reprimanded him just now turned her head and cast a look of contempt and contempt, he immediately explained, and then took out his ID card, and the sharp-eyed person saw it clearly, ouch, this person is really called Wang Yanzu.
A name amused everyone in the first class, and the atmosphere became relaxed.
Wang Yanzu?!
Xiao Luo shook his head and chuckled, unaware of it.
"Dude, what's your name? Let's get to know each other. Wang Yanzu said.
"Sholo."
Xiao Luo responded lukewarmly, he didn't want to say anything more to this guy, he just wanted to stay quiet for a while.
"This name is good, without losing personality and connotation, it makes people listen very comfortable, the set of clothes you wear is also very suitable for your figure, and it seems to be elegant, your dress is very tasteful, at first glance it is not an ordinary layman, the face is ruddy, full of spring breeze, at a glance, you know that you are a person with a regular life, will maintain, and have a successful career." Wang Yanzu gave a thumbs up and said a lot.
"You're a salesman, aren't you?" Xiao Luo asked lightly.
Wang Yanzu was shocked: "Hey, how do you know." ”
"can speak well, can also pat sycophants, in general, there is only the profession of salesman." Xiao Luo said bluntly.
Many of the passengers around heard it and couldn't help but laugh again.
Wang Yanzu seriously corrected Xiao Luo's statement: "Brother, that's not what I say, I call praising others, praising others is an art, and it is also a kind of cultivation, how can it be described by the word sycophancy." ”
Xiao Luo stopped talking, this is a chatterbox, and he is sure that this guy definitely wants to sell him a product.
Sure enough, Wang Yanzu's next sentence was: "Brother, this is my business card, I sell insurance, it doesn't matter if you buy it or not, we will make friends, but I have to talk to you, people have three kinds of insurance in this life how to buy it will not suffer, this is the first is pension insurance, everyone will be old,
It's going to work; The second is critical illness insurance, everyone will get sick, if they don't have it, most of them are because of an accident and they didn't have time to buy it; There is also accident insurance to avoid the emptiness of people and money, people are gone, money is gone, there is money, and love is not left in debt. ”
"I don't need to!"
Xiao Luo refused very politely.
Seeing that the customer's resistance was high, Wang Yanzu temporarily changed the topic: "Don't worry, I just popularized the knowledge of insurance for you, I didn't say that you must buy it, by the way, brother, how about guessing a riddle for you?" Without waiting for Xiao Luo to reply, he said to himself, "The man has long legs, and he has a one- or two-word dessert name." ”
Xiao Luo thought it was funny, if you want to talk about jokes, Zhang Dashan is the grandfather, and after staying with Zhang Dashan for a long time, he naturally has a lot of experience in it, such as the mystery that Wang Yanzu said now, which Zhang Dashan said before.
Without thinking, he told the riddle: "Cake! ”
Hopefully, this guy will be able to pause a little after he answers the answer himself.
"Wow, it turns out that my brother is also an old driver." Wang Yanzu said in surprise.
"Why cake?" A woman next to her interjected curiously.
Wang Yanzu smiled obscenely and explained: "With long legs, a man's eggs are very high, so it's called a cake." ”
Such a connotative explanation instantly made the woman's face blush, the first-class cabin was not very big, and the flight attendant Tan Ningfu also heard it, and a slight blush appeared on her cheeks.
Being able to pay attention to the girl he likes, Wang Yanzu was even more energetic, and patted Xiao Luo on the shoulder: "Brother, since you know that a man's leg length refers to a cake, then you must also know what a woman's leg length refers to, right?" ”
"Lipstick, how easy." A male passenger replied loudly.
Lipstick? Lip...... High?
OMG!
Such a connotation, such a dirt, made those female passengers who came back to their senses all blush.
For a while, Wang Yanzu became the focus, men have a train in their hearts, once it starts, it will run all over the world "dirty", and many men have joined such a yellow joke topic.
Xiao Luo was idle, put on headphones to listen to songs, closed his eyes and recuperate, and almost put up a sign and wrote two words: Do not disturb!
He didn't resist such a yellow joke, but he couldn't talk about such a topic with such a guy who had just met for less than ten minutes.
At this time, an old man got up to go to the bathroom, but suddenly fell to the ground after taking a few steps, and his wife suddenly howled heartbreakingly: "Come on, come on, save my wife!" ”
Hearing the sound, Tan Ningfu left the flight attendant's seat and ran over, and after a cursory examination of the old man who fainted on the ground, she immediately notified the purser on the plane: "A guest has fainted!" ”
Not long after, the purser and safety officers rushed to the first class cabin.
"What's going on?" The purser asked the old man's wife urgently.
"I don't know, I don't know, please save my wife, please......" The old woman held the old man's hand tightly and pleaded with the people around her.
The purser immediately made a decision and said to Tan Ningfu: "Hurry up and ask if there is a doctor on the plane!" ”
"Yes"
Tan Ningfu went to the radio room and shouted at Mai, "Is there a doctor?" Is there a doctor on the plane? Please come to first class, there is an old man who faints, if there is a doctor on the plane, hurry to the first class. ”
The radio went off several times, but no one came.
"Isn't there a doctor?"
The purser, who was doing the simplest care, sighed heavily, and she said to the security officer, "Contact the headquarters, inform them of the situation of the elderly, and request to land at a nearby airport, go quickly!" ”
A staff member left in a hurry, and soon came back, shaking his head and saying: "The nearest airport is Xia Hai, it will take another hour and a half to arrive, and the headquarters has contacted Xia Hai's airport to prepare them to rescue patients." ”
"Is this too late?"
The purser looked at the old man with his eyes closed and his face full of pain, and his heart was beating with anxiety.
There are three reasons for two updates a day for a while: first, a new map has been opened, and many new characters and follow-up plots need to be thought out before they can be written, so it is very difficult to write; Second, there is a better recommended position on the 26th, and the editor asked me to save some manuscripts and upload a few more chapters on that day; Three, I have a cold, I feel uncomfortable, dizzy, dizzy!
I hope you can understand, I hope you can understand, I hope you can understand, important things to say three times!
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