Chapter 168: Paper Money (21)
"You've been in a coma for more than 30 hours." Xiao Ye interjected busily.
I gave him a blank look and said, "Did I ask you?" What a mouthpiece to talk about. ”
He closed his mouth, raised his hands and said: I'm sorry, Brother Liu, you are a patient, your boss.
Xiao Linzi said: "Brother Liu, at 6 o'clock yesterday morning, I haven't received your call yet, and no one answered when I called, so I rushed over, and when I saw you, you were lying on the ground, your face was covered with cold sweat, and your face was very white, no matter how you called, there was no response." I was very weak, I called Xiao Ye at the time, and he arrived at noon yesterday. I haven't slept until now. ”
"He deserves it, by the way, did you see an oil-paper umbrella next to me when you brought me back?" Thinking back to what happened that night, I remembered Mu Xue and Liu Dagger in my heart.
"Are you talking about this? Brother Liu, this thing is a good thing, there are two ghosts in it, what's the matter, you still start raising ghosts now? Xiao Ye just closed his mouth and lost the door, and he said everything that should be said and what should not be said.
I quickly looked at the surroundings, for fear that outsiders would hear it, but fortunately, the snow-white walls around it, the snow-white mattress cover, should be in the hospital. It was also a single room, and there was no one else in it except the two of them, and looking at the white quilt blinded by the sun, I realized that the hospital bed had been moved by them to the glass door of the balcony. Almost the entire hospital bed was shrouded in strong sunlight. What's even more outrageous is that on the left and right sides of the bed, there are three pillars of incense lit on each. No wonder you can smell the familiar smell of tribute.
"The hospital still allows you to ask for incense?" I didn't answer Xiao Ye's words, but threw out another question.
"Don't let it, so we changed to a single room and asked for it secretly, the doctor likes to be crooked, I almost got into a fight with him, mom, the single room where Lao Tzu lives is so unfree." Xiao Ye said angrily.
I said, "People's hospitals have hospital rules, and if your temper were placed in ancient times, you would definitely be a short-lived person in eighteen years." ”
Xiao Linzi laughed, took out a thermos lunch box and said, "Brother Liu, there is chicken soup here, drink some first." ”
I nodded, and when I woke up, I felt hungry, and now I heard that there was soup to drink, and where did I still have the heart to argue with them, and I was struggling to get up. However, my body was too weak, and the pain in my body had not healed before, and I still felt severe pain when I moved my body. Xiao Ye hurriedly came over and helped me up, I sat up with the pain, and kept moaning in my mouth and said, "Push the bed back, it's too sunny here." By the way, Xiao Ye, first help me turn into a bowl of talisman water to dispel yin qi and then drink soup. ”
"Dispel the yin qi of an egg, that thing is still on you, dispel the yin qi and use it for a fart, when you can move, I will take you back to your hometown and ask the masters to help you do it, I tossed it all night last night, and there is no way to take it, what do you say you provoked? Why is it so difficult? Xiao Ye said, the unpleasantness in his tone was obvious, as if he hated me for being so reckless.
I said, "Alas, don't mention it, it's destined for this catastrophe, you haven't told my master yet, have you?" ”
Xiao Ye said: "That's not true, I don't know when you will be able to move, I said in advance that I was afraid that he would worry." This bed can't be moved, you can absorb such two hours of yang energy every day, and you won't be uncomfortable at night if you don't get enough sun. ”
I nodded, squinted my eyes and looked at the scorching sun outside the window, feeling inexplicably melancholy, which really confirmed the sentence: how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet!
After drinking the soup and eating a few pieces of chicken, I felt much better, and I asked Xiao Ye, "Where is that thing on me?" "Because after being possessed by the spirit, a hard lump will appear on the body for no reason, and I said before that if you want to get rid of the things attached to the body, you need to find which lump first.
Xiao Ye smiled, stretched out his hand, and touched my left leg, first on the calf, and then slowly touched up, past the knee he did not stop until he came to my outer thigh, and then did not stop, and touched towards the inner thigh.
"Fuck, stop, stop, what do you want to do?" I hurriedly said, if you go any further, you will die!
Fortunately, his hand slid a few centimeters below the base of his thigh and stopped in time, and then pressed hard and said, "Now, here it is, you can feel it yourself." ”
I reached out and touched the place he pointed, and sure enough, there was a hard lump, which was not available before, the size of grapes, very hard, I didn't feel anything to the touch, I pinched it with my fingernails a few times, but I still didn't feel anything. That's right, this is the hard lump created by being possessed unintentionally. I couldn't help but curse in my heart, this Nima *** fake spirit god, it's really embarrassing to be attached to this position!
I was depressed, lying on the bed with my eyes closed and no longer talking, Xiao Ye and Xiao Linzi saw that I woke up, seemed to be in a good mood, and they were blowing in the ward, when Xiao Linzi said that he had made many girl friends, Xiao Ye closed his mouth and did not speak, after a few seconds, this goods were all over the house chasing Xiao Linzi to fight, girlfriend this matter will always be Xiao Ye's weakness, who wants to show off his girlfriend in front of him, he can become an uncontrolled beast.
As the sun sets, the whole city is sprinkled with a golden yellow, which looks warm, and darkness is coming. This means that the thing in my body will not stay quietly at night, it must come out to do something, but I am not afraid, after so long in the sun during the day, Xiao Ye also asked for a yang incense by the bedside, even if it wants to come out, it should not pose any threat to me, and I am thinking that if I can act tomorrow, I will go back to my hometown and ask the master to help clean up the fake spirit in my body, although I am sure that he will train me, but I can't think of any other way.
During this period, a nurse came in twice to dispense medicine and remove needles. Seeing the incense lit by the bed, he reprimanded Xiao Ye a few words, Xiao Ye was scolding his sister with a violent temper, and he almost scolded people for crying. I quickly stopped him, and the girl with affection said: "Beauty, there are a lot of mosquitoes in your hospital, my friend ordered this mosquito coil, but the shape is a little unique, you don't have to mind, if your doctor or head nurse says you, you call them to come to me." ”
Unexpectedly, the nurse girl was quite useful, and immediately turned her sadness into joy, constantly asking me this and that, and smiling when she left, reminding me that I must remember to take medicine on time.
Xiao Ye was very puzzled, and kept asking me why this girl had a completely different attitude towards us, and I said to him seriously: This is the reason why you have not been able to find a girlfriend for so long. Of course, these are secondary, the main thing is that you are too ugly. When Xiao Ye heard this, he looked very unhappy, shook his hand and stroked his hair, looked at me and said, "Am I really ugly?" I didn't speak, just shook my head and turned my head away.
Xiao Ye didn't give up, and ran to ask Xiao Linzi again: "Am I ugly?" Xiao Linzi sighed and said, "Alas, I'm embarrassed to comment. Xiao Ye didn't understand, and still asked vigorously: "Is that ugly or not?" ”
Time passed in Xiao Ye's teasing treasure, and the dinner distributed in the hospital was very simple, and it was a must-eat. Xiao Ye and Xiao Linzi ordered all kinds of takeaways, and the food was very delicious, I looked at the cabbage and lettuce in the plastic box, as well as the shredded meat that was enough to stuff my teeth, and shouted that I wanted to eat meat and chicken. But the battle line of these two boys is surprisingly unified: refusal!
After dinner, I felt so much better that I was able to get out of bed and walk. Possession is like diarrhea, it comes and goes as fast as it comes. After two days in bed, I already feel that my body has slowly recovered, and of course, I am talking about the recovery of movement. As long as the fake spirit god is still there, he will not be truly free.
In the evening, the doctor came to the ward, saying that my illness has improved a lot, the functions of the body are normal, and I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow with a comprehensive examination, and I also said how serious I was when I was just sent in, which means that my medical skills are so exquisite, and meeting him is simply a blessing from the previous life, in fact, how do we not know what is going on in the room, but the doctor is a doctor after all, I had to borrow the slope to get off the donkey, and praise it for its medical skills. At the end, I asked him if he didn't have to do his rounds at night, right? The doctor said no, I nodded happily, said some good things to praise him, and saw this doctor with excellent medical skills away.
There is no need to make rounds, it will be easy to do, now I can go down to the ground, and when it is later, I will call Liu Dagger out and ask, what happened after I fainted, and how is Mu Xue now?
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