Not really, right?

That smug Shi Lanyan shouldn't be suspicious just because of this matter, right?

It seems that no matter how happy people look on the surface, they have their own sadness in their hearts, it is a forbidden place that no one can touch, if I hadn't asked Shi Lanyan about the group news today, Shi Lanyan wouldn't have told me that it was very embarrassing for her to look up and be embarrassed, according to Shi Lanyan's level of secrecy, maybe I wouldn't know about it for three years as a graduate student.

"Zhan Ye! Let's go first! Li Xiaozhu followed Ding Xiaojiao, who came downstairs from the girls' dormitory, and beckoned to me.

No way! I'm going to stop it!

"Xiaojiao! What are you doing? I said to Ding Xiaojiao, my eyes didn't pay attention to Li Xiaozhu, who had been smiling at me all the time.

Because I'm not a matchmaker!

"Zhan Ye! Li Xiaozhu is in your class, right? Ding Xiaojiao asked me happily, and then looked at Li Xiaozhu.

"That's right!" Although I hate to admit it, Li Xiaozhu is indeed a student in the first class of our art department, my classmate.

"Li Xiaozhu said that there was no class in your class at this time, and he also wanted to go to our class to study law, and he said that he was legally illiterate!" Ding Xiaojiao smiled at Li Xiaozhu as she spoke, how can I be familiar with this feeling, I should have seen it in an idol TV series, but Li Xiaozhu and Ding Xiaojiao, the two of them together, will make me think of vomiting, not Ding Xiaojiao, but another person, this person who is getting closer and closer to me.

I took Ding Xiaojiao's hand, I knew that her hand must not have been stretched out to Li Xiaozhu to hold, "That's right!" If this Li Xiaozhu wasn't legally blind, he wouldn't have had an illegitimate child? ”

"Bastard?" Ding Xiaojiao's eyes widened, she must have been surprised, she didn't expect it.

"Even ......" Li Xiaozhu angrily called my wrong name again.

"What's more, I see that you are not only legally illiterate, you are also illiterate, Xiaojiao, you go first, go to class, I still have something to tell Li Xiaozhu!"

Li Xiaozhu wanted to catch up, but I grabbed his hand and didn't let him go.

Ding Xiaojiao was sorting out her single bag, and seemed to be leaning sideways to check whether her books were missing, but in fact, she was looking at me and Li Xiaozhu, and that look seemed to regard me as the mother of Li Xiaozhu's illegitimate child.

In fact, I really never lie, just as a last resort.

Never mind! Ding Xiaojiao can think whatever she wants! Anyway, I'm for her good, where is this Li Xiaozhu in front of me good, he is a lot older, he doesn't have a serious job, he is still a "dad treasure", "dad treasure" is okay, he is not filial, what did he say last time that his father was sick, affecting his studies and other bastard words, this kind of person may be qualified to be a boyfriend, but he will definitely not be a husband who can go for a lifetime in the future, besides, Ding Xiaojiao is only 23 years old, and this Li Xiaozhu is almost 50 years old, he only has half a life left, What did he do with Ding Xiaojiao to finish his life, when he was old, he still had to let people spend a good year to serve him with Alzheimer's? This is the sorrow of old age eating tender grass! It is the cow that is happy, and the young grass that is eaten as soon as it sprouts is sad!

"Shiye, what are you going to do? Why do you want to delay my life's work? ”

My life-threatening series of questions began again, "Li Xiaozhu, I'm afraid that you will delay Ding Xiaojiao's lifelong event, besides, do you know what Ding Xiaojiao's dream is in the future?" Do you know what the future of work will be? Do you know what people like to eat? Do you know what people's personalities are like? Do you know which law people like to memorize the most? ”

Li Xiaozhu was dazed by my question, and he touched the bridge of his nose with his right hand.

"Do you have glasses? Why do you hold the bridge of your nose? Normal people should hold their foreheads, right? ”

"It's not! I'm pinching the area between my eyes and doing eye exercises! "Li Xiaozhu actually started to scold me.

"Look at you talking, upside down, I'm telling you serious, but you do eye exercises, you don't have the slightest logic, do you know how rigorous Ding Xiaojiao's thinking is? We all study art, so I tell you, we like to imagine wildly, and we can even not be next to each other, as long as we like it, but people are different, Ding Xiaojiao is studying law, and the law has strict rules and regulations, do you think you want to break the rules, and Ding Xiaojiao desperately wants to keep the rules, do you think the two of you are compatible? ”

"That's also ......" Li Xiaozhu didn't give up.

"I know what you mean, and there are success stories, right? But I can tell you for sure, it's not you! Let's not talk about people, but they are the class flowers of the first class of the law department, can your appearance match others, and is it suitable for the next generation of excellent varieties to carry forward. Let's just talk about Ding Xiaojiao, people study law for four years as undergraduates, and the next graduate students study law for three years, that is to say, people study law for 7 years, do you think she will give up her 7 years for you and be a housewife for you? Besides, can you afford to support someone? Their desire is to be a barrister in the future, do you know what a solicitor is? How much does a barrister make a month? You're wasting opportunity cost, you know? I don't want to see my good friend waste all his youth on you, besides, for you men, the older you are, the more popular you are, but for a woman, 5 years may be all she has, I don't want Ding Xiaojiao to give up all of hers! Including her dreams! ”

"I didn't say I wanted a stay-at-home wife!" It seems that this Li Xiaozhu does not hit the south wall and does not look back.

"Good! Since you say so, then I want to ask you, if you don't find a full-time wife, who will take care of your daily life, you are a daddy, didn't your dad come today? "My words may be a bit too much, I see that Li Xiaozhu is panting, but I know that there are tigers in the mountains, and I prefer to go to the tiger mountain, not because I am not afraid, but because I think it is worth it for my friend Ding Xiaojiao!

"Okay! Even if I blame you, it's not that you take the initiative to be a daddy, it's your dad who has to come to see you every day and treat you as a child in the kindergarten class, so Ding Xiaojiao won't be a full-time wife in the future, and then what? What do you want to say? You paint at home, and then let the girl go to work every day to support the family, and take care of the children after work, you are painting at home, maybe one day because Ding Xiaojiao is cooking affects you, the inspiration is gone, you will still yell at others, right? Think about it, the family is like a company, it needs to be run by both parties, of course, the most important thing in it is to make profits for the company together, which is equivalent to making money for the family together, but the more difficult thing about running a family than the company is that the company can be unhappy when you work in addition to making money, but family life not only needs to make money, because money is needed everywhere, but more importantly, you are happy, if you are with Ding Xiaojiao, people are so strong, you are so weak, and you are selfish, So what is your contribution to the family? ”

"Shiba!" Li Xiaozhu lost all the self-confidence I said, and called my name in a low voice.

"Look at you, you can't even tell the difference between Zhan and Zhan, Zhan Ye is three points of water, because I am desperate for lack of water, but even it is different, the eight characters are completely different, you can be mistaken, you still want to live with Ding Xiaojiao, who knows more than me, think about it yourself, whether the gap between you is big, what ability do you have to calm people! Do you know why people get married? ”

Li Xiaozhu stopped talking, shouldn't I be said, I don't want to get married, it's okay, save yourself from harming other little girls.

"Is it just to fall in love? Then you don't need to get married, you can live together, is that to have children? How did the illegitimate child come about, the best answer I have ever heard, why do people get married because, in order to grow together, otherwise when a small tree has no other trees with it, it is easy for it to grow crookedly, and the two trees will grow straight up together if they forge ahead together, but the premise is that if the other tree is straight, you look at yourself, what kind of posture you are standing now, what kind of bend it is, and what kind of upright tree you can be to accompany Ding Xiaojiao to thrive together? Therefore, if Ding Xiaojiao is with you, she will continue to correct your growth every day, and in the end, you will grow up, do you know how tired Ding Xiaojiao is? Tell you, even if you really have this charm, Ding Xiaojiao is really willing to be with you, as her friend, I will say bad things about you by her side every day, and one day I will completely break up the two of you! I do what I say! ”

I am already like a mother who is afraid that my child will find the wrong boyfriend, and at this moment, I can suddenly understand why those parents have turned their children upside down for the sake of their children's marriage.

Because talking to people who don't understand can really make people angry half to death, such as me now.

Li Xiaozhu, he is really heartless, did I tell him in vain? Why did he go to the shop to buy water again? Anyway, I was immersed in my own train of thought just now, for fear that something would interrupt me, and I would never remember it again, and I didn't know when he left!

"Zhan Ye! Do you drink water? Li Xiaozhu handed me a bottle of water.

Li Xiaozhu actually said my name correctly, it seems that what he just said has an effect, even if he doesn't listen to other words, at least he remembers the correct pronunciation of my name, I don't want to listen to an illiterate person mispronounce my name all day long.

"Li Xiaozhu, do you take medicine?" I pushed his water away, and although I did say something a little thirsty at the moment, I couldn't pour out the momentum of teaching.

"Zhan Ye! Some things just go their course, and now that you have everything in mind, is it necessary for that person to continue to survive? ”

"You're unscrewing it for me, huh? Water! "I finally couldn't stand it anymore, so I took the mineral water he gave me and dried up a whole bottle.

"That's not it! There is only one life in life, and there is no chance that there is, and once there is, this life will be ruined! Are you right? Lan Lan! ”

I looked back at Shi Lanyan.

But she was not found.