Chapter 13: Who's Hurting Me?
"Old man Zhang, why are you here?"
As soon as Zhang Tianshi walked out, Bai Wuchang saw him, his brows furrowed slightly, and he was a little surprised.
Zhang Tianshi smiled, turned around and pointed at me, and then said, "Seventh Master, you have to detain his soul, can I not come." ”
"I'll take his soul and take care of your eggs, why are you still doing this idle mind. I think you should take care of yourself first, the king of Hades said that you only have one day left, don't hurry up and accept your apprentices, otherwise your Maoshan faction will really be desperate. Bai Wuchang pursed his lips.
Seeing that Zhang Tianshi and Bai Wuchang were really familiar with each other, my jaw dropped in shock, and the image of Zhang Tianshi instantly became taller in my mind. Even Bai Wuchang he knew, and it seemed that he and Lord Yama were playing mahjong.
Cattle! It's awesome!
Zhang Tianshi smiled, pointed at me, and said to Bai Wuchang: "He is my new apprentice!" ”
"He? You apprentice! Bai Wuchang was surprised.
"That's right, he is my new apprentice, the next generation of my Maoshan faction. So you have to be merciful and don't detain him. Zhang Tianshi said.
"Old man Zhang, what are you kidding? This person's life is over, and life and death have been determined on the life and death book, but it is not something I can control. Bai Wuchang's face darkened, obviously not very happy.
Zhang Tianshi said: "Isn't there a variable in everything, his life and death book originally had seventy-five years of life, isn't it still more than fifty years away." Now that he has entered my Maoshan Gate, he can naturally inherit the yin virtue of his ancestors, so his life should not be extinguished. ”
Bai Wuchang frowned, then quickly took out the life and death book and looked at it, and then said: "Old man Zhang, you lie to the ghost, he is still blessed with the life and death book, and he has no yang longevity to live." ”
"Well, what's that, he hasn't worshiped Master Zu yet. When Ming'er worships his ancestor and inherits the yin virtue of his grandfather, life and death will naturally be variable. Zhang Tianshi smiled obscenely.
Bai Wuchang shook his head like a wave drum and shouted: "This is not good, the king of Hades wants him to die in the third watch, who dares to stay until the fifth watch." If I let him go today, I will have to be punished when I go back. ”
"Seventh Master, I remember playing mahjong, you owe me a lot of money, right?" Zhang Tianshi laughed lewdly.
"Lao Zhang, brother, I've been short of money recently, Lord Yama hasn't paid us a salary for several months, and now brother, I can't even drink alcohol, see if you can give me some more time, I'll pay it back when I have money."
"Alas, in fact, the king of Hades doesn't owe me as much money as you, but he gave me three days of yang shou to pay off the debt."
"What? Lord Yama uses power for personal gain! ”
"Otherwise, how could I have lived three more days. Otherwise, you let my apprentice go today, and the money you owe me for playing mahjong will also be written off, what do you think? ”
"Is that good? Lord Yama will be in trouble if he knows about it. ”
"What's wrong, isn't Lord Yama also that?"
"As a soul-bound messenger, how can I use my power for personal gain...... Lao Zhang, do you see a man named Chen Ergou? ”
"I didn't see it, you can look elsewhere!"
"yes, okay."
Seeing the back of Bai Wuchang turning away, I feel that my whole three views have been subverted, ouch, this is okay?
My jaw fell off again uncontrollably, and I was stunned for a while, and then I quickly picked it up. But I also know that I finally escaped.
Zhang Tianshi enjoyed my stunned expression very much, smiled with satisfaction, and said, "See, money can make ghosts grind, you kid learn a little." ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be in awe of him! I didn't expect that my master would understand the philosophy of life so well, and he would have seen and seen through this society for a long time, and he could speak in one sentence. Perhaps, this is the so-called seeing through the red dust!
Now that I have admired him, I bowed deeply to his old man: "Thank you, Master!" ”
Zhang Tianshi waved his hand and said that they were all his own people, so there was no need to be so polite.
When I said this, a sudden yin wind burst out, I was stunned, and I thought to myself, could it be that Bai Wuchang repented and came back?
Zhang Tianshi frowned slightly, shook his head and said, "It seems that it is not Bai Wuchang who has come. ”
"Isn't it impermanence?" Just when I was in doubt, Zhang Tianshi pointed ahead and asked, "Do you know any of them?" ”
I looked at the place Zhang Tianshi pointed to, and there was nothing empty, let alone a person, not even a ghost.
Zhang Tianshi saw my confused look, so he said, "It's ghosts who come, they always stare at you, as if they are looking for you." ”
"Huh? Ghosts are looking for me! Why can't I see them? When I heard this, I was a little scared, and I thought to myself, could it be Lao Wang and Xiao Liu?
Zhang Tianshi said: "If you don't open the eyes of heaven, they don't want you to see them, so naturally you can't see them." ”
Saying this, he snorted and spat disgusting spit into his hand, and I was about to say why he was so unhygienic, and such a disgusting thing was still spitting in his hand. The old guy told me to wipe his saliva into my eyes.
When I heard this, I almost spurted blood, such a disgusting thing was smeared on my eyes, this is too damaging!
Zhang Tianshi said: "They are always staring at you and refuse to leave, they must have come to look for you." You don't want to see it? ”
"I want to see it."
"If you want to see it, just smear this cow's divine water!"
I glanced at Zhang Tianshi and found that his serious appearance was not a joke, and finally I had to sigh, the situation is stronger than people, and now I have to do it according to his method. So I wiped some of the saliva from the object with my finger and smeared it on my eyes.
The saliva of this product is still warm and warm, and there is a lump of yellow thick phlegm in the saliva, I don't know how disgusting, I almost threw up. It's also a good thing it's just applied to my eyes, and if I had to eat it, I'd rather go to!
But this thing is really *** amazing, I just smeared this disgusting spit on my eyes, and then as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw that there were really two people in the place where Zhang Tianshi pointed before.
As soon as I saw these two people, I was startled and hurriedly retreated behind Zhang Tianshi, because the two people who came were really the dead Lao Wang and Xiao Liu.
I saw that Lao Wang and Xiao Liu's faces were blue and angry, and they were very unkind at first glance.
I yelled, "Grass and mud horses! Why do you two keep pestering me, go, hurry up......"
Lao Wang and Xiao Liu did not leave because of my anger, but stared at me with a sad face, and complained: "Ergou, why did you use the talisman to harm us, have you forgotten that we are good friends?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I became even more angry: "Okay, your sister, you are all dead, and you still come to pester me, do you have friends like you, aren't you pure to harm me!" ”
How do you know that Lao Wang and Xiao Liu said innocently: "How can we harm you, because your longevity is over, and I am afraid that you will be lonely on the Huangquan Road, so we came up to pick you up, but you hurt us with a talisman." ”
I was about to scold them for lying to ghosts, but Zhang Tianshi on the side interrupted me, turned to me and said, "They are your friends, I don't think they lied to you, they don't really want to harm you." ”
Hearing Zhang Tianshi say this, I was really stunned, I said: "Master, you can't be old and confused, if it weren't for the business card you gave, it is estimated that the apprentice would have been dragged to the underworld by them." ”
Zhang Tianshi smiled and said, "Your longevity is over, and they came to pick you up, which is not wrong." ”
It turns out that when a person's yang life is about to end, when he is about to die, his relatives and friends who died in the past will indeed come up to pick you up, because the road in the underworld is too dark, and I am afraid that you will be lonely and afraid that you will get lost. In other words, Lao Wang and Xiao Liu came to pick me up, which is indeed a good intention.
At this time, Lao Wang and Xiao Liu glanced at Zhang Tianshi gratefully, and then waved at me and said, "Ergou, let's go, let's go down together!" ”
Seeing that I had misunderstood them, I couldn't scold anymore, so I cried and said with a sad face: "Lao Wang, Xiao Liu, thank you two for your kindness, but my Yangshou still has a few decades to live, and I won't fart for the time being, you came too early." ”
"What, you can still live? This...... This can't be! Lao Wang and Xiao Liu were stunned.
Seeing their puzzled looks, I told them about my becoming a Taoist priest and said, "I have inherited the blessings of my ancestors, so I can be regarded as surviving this catastrophe." You should go back first, and I will burn paper money for you every year in July and a half. ”
The two of them were a little disappointed, but finally nodded and turned away, and I was finally relieved to see this.
However, not long after they walked out, Xiao Liu suddenly stopped, and I asked him if there was anything else.
Xiao Liu nodded, and then said: "I have a bank card in my cabinet, the password is my birthday, my old sister will come from my hometown tomorrow, can you help me tell her the password of the bank card?" ”
Although Xiao Liu died, he always said that he was also my friend, so I nodded my head and responded to the matter, telling him to rest assured, and I will definitely tell him at that time.
Xiao Liu nodded, but he didn't mean to leave, as if he still had something on his mind, and he looked like he wanted to say something.
"Xiao Liu, we are playing from childhood to adulthood, you can tell me anything, as long as I can do it, I will try my best to help you." I spoke.
Xiao Liu said: "If my sister asks me about the cause of my death, you tell her that I can't think of suicide, don't tell her that I was killed, I'm afraid it will make her burn." ”
Hearing this, I was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Xiao Liu, do you know who is harming us?" ”
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