If you go back to three days ago, who would have run to the CEO of Happiness Video Network and say, "Boss, we have caught a big hot spot!" It can double the traffic of our platform within three days! The only thing the CEO would do was squirt him in the face.

However, science fiction events such as celestial phenomena have happened, what else is there on earth that is so-called reliable?

In just three days, Wu Qingchen, a hot spot that exploded, relied on the huge advantages of Wu Qingchen's country, the huge manpower advantage of Wu Qingchen's country, and the only one in the world, and the portrait use right granted by Wu Qingchen's country, the happiness network that integrated resources for the first time, ushered in explosive, explosive, explosive, and explosive growth in the history of the Internet.

What is the 1 million clicks in 24 hours that the whole company celebrated in the past?

What is the 24-hour 10 million clicks that shocked the industry in the past?

In the past, the world exclaimed that what is 100 million hits in 24 hours?

What is a media giant? Let's Happiness Network tells you that as long as it is a newly released video from our family, the number of hits will start at 1 billion!

Don't think too high and tell you that it's just an hour's worth of statistics!

What the? You tell me that the BBC's Wu Qingchen album has no bad hits at all?

I won't mention the BBC is actually a Mexican media company, this is a small mistake, does it have Wu Qingchen's authorization? Have it? Have it!

Not at all!

Piracy! Did you know about piracy? Can pirated clicks count as clicks? Is the number of clicks that the author doesn't receive paid for also counted as clicks? You actually look at piracy! You conscienceless! You're not from country Z!

You weren't originally from country Z? Who cares what nationality you are! Piracy! You actually look at piracy! You conscienceless!

You're not an earthling!

What the? Do you doubt my copyright? How dare you doubt my authority! Keep your dog's eyes open and see clearly!

Check it out here:

"Notarized by the United Nations Extraordinary Committee on Celestial Phenomena and authorized by Mr. Wu Qingchen, the right to use the portrait of Happiness Network is hereby granted.

- Chen Wenming. Date. ”

UN Notarization! Authorized by Mr. Wu Qingchen! Mr. Wu Qingchen's close comrade-in-arms, Comrade Chen Wenming, signed and approved!

Trinity, high-end! Atmosphere! Classy! It's so domineering!

What the? You say we offered a 99.999% revenue ratio to get the license?

What the? You say that our CEO just knelt down and shouted for the authorization that grandpa begged for?

It's about your, I have the spirit of Lei Feng, I'm happy, I respect the old and love the young, I'm proud! Do you think I won't know you when I put on my vest? If you New Zealand CNN hadn't opened 99.99% first, would we have been forced to third decimal place? If you Cambodian ABC hadn't knelt down and called Daddy first, wouldn't we be two generations shorter?

You pink eye! Shame on you malicious competition in the industry! You bastards and hooligans who can't hold your thighs and drag your feet!

You are not earthlings!

What the? Your company's application for authorization has been rejected for the 101st time due to "grammatical problems", "format problems", "sensitive word problems", "other problems", and "unwarranted problems"? Didn't even get a chance to mention the percentage of shares?

What the? The CEO of your company is still being detained at customs for "passport problems", "health problems", "personal belongings problems", "other problems", "trumped-up problems"? Didn't even have a chance to call Dad?

You deserve it! Let me tell you that country Z has complete sovereignty, and the days when imperialism can open the door to the motherland by erecting two cannons are gone!

Country Z has stood up since then! Z country loves as much as it does, loves to reject whatever documents it rejects, and deducts whoever it loves!

Banzai! Long live Z Hua! Long live Wu Qingchen!

What the? Idolatry?

It's your business, you make piracy! You use the state apparatus to make piracy! You all over the country look at piracy!

You are not earthlings!

What the? Nationalized? The boss is driven crazy?

Crazy you paralyzed crazy your sister! Lao Tzu is a voluntary donation, do you understand the voluntary donation? Is it wrong for Lao Tzu to be patriotic? Is it still illegal to be patriotic? Cao Nima!

Now, the titular boss is suspected of being mentally injured by the iron fist of the dictatorship, and the new international media giant, who has transformed into a part-time international media giant, and the only industry conscience with genuine authorization, is broadcasting live online about Mr. Wu Qingchen's new developments.

When Wu Qingchen/Loes's utility room, or shelter, or severely dilapidated house, finally evolved from the virus reservoir to the garbage heap, as long as there was a little hygiene knowledge, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thankfully, now it's finally like it, and my toilet is cleaner than it."

"Phew, it's also better than a toilet? The pigsty in my hometown is cleaner than it! ”

"The garbage station at the entrance of our community is cleaner than it!"

"After all, toilets, pigsties, and garbage stations are all products of modern civilization, and I can't believe that the thing inside can be considered a member of human buildings!" Users who are certified as "Ishida Laboratory, Department of Architecture, Faculty of Engineering, The University of Tokyo" will be expelled directly from the category of buildings.

One user pointed to the "hole in the wall" next to Nina's mouth with a red arrow: "This window doesn't seem to be fixed, it feels like it's shaking all the time, and it won't fall down directly when the wind is strong, right?" ”

"It's definitely going to fall, a few grass and vines tied up, what else can you expect from it?"

"It's stronger than it was before, mom I kept feeling tightness in my chest a few days ago, and I guess I was suffocated by it."

"Me too!" "Me too!" "Me too!" ……

"The company sells Huoxiang Zhengqi water, eliminate heartache, salvia dripping pills, sufficient supply, large quantity and excellent price, telephone ***, this advertisement is valid for a long time!"

"Long-term Nikima!"

"Don't joke about things like that, okay? What about the cyber police? Titled! ”

"It's looking cloudy this day, I think it's likely to rain at night, hurry up and buy some cold medicine to prepare!"

"I'm so scared, my daughter keeps crying, she's only 3 years old, and she already has a cold......"

"Don't be afraid, don't worry, everything will be fine, the country will figure it out...... I...... My son is only 5 years old......"

"The company also sells cold spirit, banlangen, masks, thermometers, sufficient supply, large quantity and excellent price, telephone, this advertisement is also valid for a long time!"

"Fuck off!"

The screen suddenly cleared, and a second later a large piece of complete speech suddenly appeared, occupying the entire screen:

"Circular No. 725, through the cooperation of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, Union Medical College Hospital, Xiangya Hospital, Hopkins Hospital, Parkway Medical Group and other medical institutions, the study has confirmed that up to now, Mr. Wu Qingchen's injuries have been extremely minor, and most of the minor injuries will not cause physical ......."

“…… Since the occurrence of the celestial incident, the leaders have attached great importance to it, rushed to the scene as soon as possible, made important instructions, activated the emergency plan, made every effort to control the situation, commanded and dispatched the scene on the spot, the cause is being investigated, and the work is carried out in an orderly manner......"

“…… Please don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors, live with peace of mind, and work with peace of mind! ”

"The Internet police are coming!" "The Internet police are coming!" "The ad is blocked."

"Bah, do you believe whatever you say? The UN covers up the truth! It's a weapons test, it's "

"What kind of stupidity is this?" "Haven't been online for a few days?" "The Internet police quickly sealed it."

"Damn, there's all kinds of neuroses, it's all going to be noisy at this time!"

"Damn the title? Is the ban awesome? I tell you, the voice of the people cannot be stopped, the people"

"Well sealed!" "Well sealed!" "Well done by the Internet police!"

Ten minutes later, a small screen suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the original video page, and in the middle of the small screen, a young man lowered his head and held a thin piece of paper with trembling hands, and began to speak:

"The apology letter, I am Yang Ruizhi, male, Han nationality, 27 years old. On May 12, 2012, I used the account 'Secluded Ferryman' to publish false content, which caused a bad impact and misled everyone. I sincerely apologize to all of you and ask for your forgiveness.

I usually don't work seriously, I don't handle things calmly, I am easy to be impulsive when I encounter problems, and I am often criticized by advanced colleagues, family and friends, which is originally a concern for me, but it makes me unconvinced. This celestial incident, which had already been under the effective control of the motherland, was developing in the direction of benefiting the country and the people, but such a great thing made me use my crooked brains and took advantage of the situation to fabricate a sensational fake news, intending to arouse everyone's attention to me in the form of grandstanding. Without any factual basis, I pieced together online materials and fabricated false content that the state was ineffective.

Subsequently, the content was effectively blocked by the Internet police, and warned through a short message in the background, not only did I not appreciate the country's forgiveness given to me based on the principle of punishing the former and saving people, but I did not give up, and continued to publish false content attacking the government by changing the account, until it attracted the attention of many netizens, and it was not until the police came to criticize and educate that I realized that the situation had developed into an uncontrollable situation.

However, it was too late, the false content has already caused a huge impact and bad consequences, and I am deeply remorseful and willing to do my best to assist the police to eliminate the negative impact of this false content.

Uncle policeman, I'm done, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I was really wrong...... Ah......h

Just as when it suddenly appeared, the little video disappeared again.

"Well deserved! If you don't hit your face full of peach blossoms, you don't know why the flowers are so red! ”

"Go and squat in the bureau for 15 days, and calm down with your martyrs!"

"It's too late to regret it now!"

"This kind of brute who takes advantage of the chaos to make trouble should be shot!"

"Happy!"

"This can be regarded as showing a face in the whole country......" "Shame on the world, you envy you."