Chapter 335: Mythical Stories
I talked to the owner of the supermarket at the school gate, and he finally agreed to help me take care of the little fox temporarily, until I finished the exam, but I didn't expect to ask for 3 yuan!
Then I went to the print shop and after a long queue, I washed out the photos that I was going to prepare for the photography class!
Finally, we can sit on the stone bench in the lawn of our school building and rest!
Actually, it's calming yesterday's nightmare, I don't know why it's so clear!
"Zhan Ye, can I sit on your left?"
It turned out to be Wu Shuai!
Still holding his water bottle!
"I remember, on the first day of school, in the supermarket, the person who wanted to help me pay one yuan for water was you! What about your sister? β
"Zhan Ye, I thought you would have recognized me a long time ago! You say Murong Yaofu? It was the boy next to her who squeezed me out! Did you buy this green dress new? β
"It was my grandmother's worn! And then leave it to me! How? Does it look like new? β
"The most popular now, pajama style!"
"Wu Shuai, do you know fashion!"
βFashionοΌβ
Wu Shuai stood up proudly and showed me his newly bought pants!
It's a wide-leg flared pants with a narrow upper and lower style, red!
"Wu Shuai, I still think light blue jeans are more suitable for your temperament!"
After saying that, my eyebrows lowered again!
In fact, I've been confused and frustrated for a while because of the nightmare, and I always feel like something is happening in my body!
I thought of countless possibilities!
I don't know why dreams are made into horror dramas!
Wu Shuai showed me his newly bought shirt again, it was no longer the coconut tree, it was a cartoon Mickey!
"Do you like mice? Wu Shuai! β
I'm really idiotic enough for this question, how can anyone like mice?
"I ......"
"It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to answer! I'm thinking about it right now, I can't think of anything else, I just ask, what do I say, I don't know what I'm doing now, anyway, you understand, right? Wu Shuai! β
"I can!"
It seems that what he said yesterday didn't let Wu Shuai say "I don't know" again, it really had an effect, he didn't say it anymore, but said the advertising words!
I'm really afraid that the next sentence he will say, an unusual feeling, stepping sneakers or something!
After all, he doesn't have enough brains, I know that!
He explained yesterday that he ate too much veal!
Originally, the free soup in our school's three cafeterias this morning was beef soup, and many students went to fight it!
But I didn't, and the most direct reason was Wu Shuai......
After hearing bad remarks, people always like to go from one normal situation to the other!
Like me, including him!
"Wu Shuai, you actually used to be able to, you don't need to change yourself for a few random comments from others, your current appearance is too different from the first time I saw you, does your sister agree with your dress?"
"My sister is very supportive! She always said I was too old-fashioned! β
is also said, who can have Murong Yaofu not satisfied with the status quo and pursue a colorful life!
She can give up her good life, but she has to go to our chicken steak shop to face our fierce boss!
is really courageous and courageous, the more frustrated she is, the more courageous she should be!
But her younger brother Wu Shuai and her are two completely different people, Wu Shuai is a traditional beautiful man at first glance, but he is a little narcissistic and a little worse in learning, so it will not completely change his appearance from his clothes and ideas!
If you want me to say, Murong Yaofu should find a tutor for his younger brother the most!
But that teacher can hand over Wu Shuai's lump of wood to astronomy and geography!
It's because I'm too good, so I always want people around me to be like me, with exquisite appearances, and arm their minds, and even force her, like my ignorant little cousin!
In the past, even if she blocked me, even if I didn't give her a red envelope at hand, as soon as the three days arrived, she would automatically remove me from her blacklist, because this was her three-day theory!
That is to say, no matter how much resentment and hatred you have, you have to automatically dissipate your anger in three days, she said that people's lives are not long, and they can't be angry all the time!
If anything can be like a child quarrelling, you can solve it with a word of sorry and a word of okay from me!
So, will there be so many poignant love stories at this time?
Is there love and hate? Is it true that love is deep and hateful?
Can't we just torture each other, live this life well, and be happy every day?
At this time, I kind of hate angry inventors!
People shouldn't be reminded that one emotion is called anger and that emotion is anger!
It should be said that this emotion is called the prelude to happiness, and that emotion is called the happy summary!
In short, everything revolves around being happy and happy, isn't that a good life?
Just like failure is the mother of success!
I think people grow up slowly, just to understand what is called positive energy!
After the child has cried, the family must educate the child regardless of whether the child can understand it or not, such as doing their own things, and getting up by themselves if they fall, and not crying!
But when I really grow up, there are a few adults who can do it!
They will also say that it is not a sin for a man to cry, but a woman is too tired to cry!
When such an adult grows older, what kind of contradictory children will he teach?
Maybe it's not my ignorant cousin's fault, it's my aunt!
When she was immature and didn't figure out love, she got married hastily!
The damage caused is not only to themselves, but also to children!
So, now that my little cousin has grown up, she has forgotten the three-day promise she made to me!
I don't blame her! That's all I can do to convince myself!
"The phone you made is off!"
"Zhan Ye, am I hindering you from making a phone call?"
"No, this is a game I played with my sister! Whoever takes care of the first loses! I never seem to win! β
"As a result, she still won't answer your calls?"
Wu Shuai's eyes seemed to give me the illusion that this should be how smart he looked!
"If you don't answer your phone, you have to keep calling, it's like this in idol dramas, after she sees your phone, she will think, and after that, she will be very moved, and in a few days, when you call her again, the possibility of picking it up will be greater!"
I overestimated him, he's still a stupid hat!
"Wu Shuai, do you still watch idol dramas? You are dressed like you have seen it in film and television dramas, what is on your sleeve? β
"This is a streamer, inside the costume, it looks good to turn!"
"Why don't you say that you are going to heaven to participate in the peach party later? Wu Shuai, I admit it, it's me who is too you, I think that being handsome and studying well is what a student should be, but how can there be such a perfect thing in the world? You don't need to change yourself like this, if you don't know, just say you don't know, be honest, it's much better than hypocrisy, and yes, I also want to emphasize that this red dress, no, it's red culottes, and your top, it's really not for you, and one of the four evils on your chest! β
After saying that, I sighed, took the short crutch that Wu Shuai asked me to throw away yesterday, and drew circles on the ground!
Wu Shuai seemed to see that I was not very happy, and took the initiative to get up!
He said that he was going to tell me the story of the four evils, and I was really afraid that he would collapse this paragraph, and then I would be even more disappointed in him!
I don't like boys who don't study well, they were, they are, and they will be!
I think if a student can't even learn well, can he be expected to do anything else?
Of course, there are very few people who voluntarily give up their studies and achieve a lot of success, but the odds are much smaller than the probability of winning the lottery!
But for mere mortals like us, it's the equivalent of gambling!
Therefore, it may be for this reason that Wu Shuai is still persisting no matter how poor his knowledge is mastered!
What strikes him is that as long as it's a creature, I have to know more than he does!
Anyway, I'm also a top student in the undergraduate biology department, and he's just a handsome guy who has been studying art!
But try to tell me myths and legends!
"Zhan Ye, you know what?"
"I know!"
"Zhan Ye, I haven't talked about it yet!"
"Oh! Then you speak! β
"Humans call rats, flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches the "four pests", and they hate them and do everything they can to eliminate them! Do you know why? Zhan Ye! β
"Wu Shuai, if your academic performance is better, I would suggest you to become a teacher, because you have strong interaction skills! Skip this paragraph, I know, will be the next topic! β
I gave Wu Shuai a problem, I asked him not to talk about the four evils, and let him do the opposite, just like his brain is different from other human beings!
Perhaps, this can cure his mental retardation and brain damage!
What is Wu Shuai looking for?
He was pulling out small notes from his pocket!
I picked up a one, which was densely memorized, and it was all recorded with the common sense of photography class!
"Wu Shuai, you shouldn't be a graduate student who cheated and was admitted, right?"
"It's not! Zhan Ye! I was admitted on my own! β
"Strength? For the time being, I believe that you spent a lot of effort when you were an undergraduate, because it is indeed a bit difficult for a mind like you that is not naturally suitable for learning! So you have to put in a lot more effort than ordinary people to succeed, first of all, I think you are in a commendable spirit, secondly, I want to congratulate you on your admission to such a good graduate school, and finally I want to quietly tell you that the exam time for our photography class is coming! Have you prepared the homework for our photography class? β
"Yes, here!"
Wu Shuai pulled out his big pants pocket again!
I understand now, Wu Shuai's pants won't be special pants for exams, right? Like Tinker Bell's big pocket!
Zhan Ye! Then I'll just say a word! Perhaps the presence of rats, flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches, and even viruses and bacteria on them is more important than humans, they are the ancestors of life on Earth and the basis of the cycle of life in the biosphere! So why become the four evils? β
What kind of mess is Wu Shuai talking about!
Wait a minute!
He just said the cycle of life?
"Wu Shuai, you mean to say that you believe that life is cyclical, right?"
"That's right! I've seen ......"