Chapter 9, Threesome
On the bedside table, an alarm clock began to make a noisy sound, the quilt on the bed squirmed, and a sleepy-eyed head stretched out from it, reaching out to stop the alarm clock, it was Zhang Junshi who was woken up.
There were two doors standing side by side in the living room, the door on the left was opened with a creak, Zhang Junshi rubbed his eyes and walked out, patted the door on the right and shouted, "Get up." Then he walked to the bathroom alone.
After a while, the door on the right opened, and Ling Tianyu, who was wearing a blindfold around his neck, took a step out of the door in a daze, paused and looked down at his pajama pants, took them off and threw them back on his bed, and then walked into the door on the left, picked up a pair of trousers from Zhang Junshi's bed and put them on, and then walked out of the door on the right.
"Do you have to feel your pants slipping off your waist to tell if you're wearing the wrong pants?"
Ling Tianyu stuck his waist and looked at Zhang Junshi, who was motionless with a toothbrush in his mouth, squinting in the mirror, shook his head helplessly, helped him to the toilet and sat down, let him slowly come back to his senses, and began to wash himself.
After a long time, he finally washed up and drank a glass of warm water, Zhang Junshi turned around and said, "Are you okay, let's go." Then I heard the gate being pounded rapidly, making a sound like a drum.
Zhang Junshi opened the door, and a thin middle-aged foreign man rushed in like a flight for his life, and then quickly turned around and locked the door, and a woman's roar came from outside the door, "You have a kind of don't come out today, the old lady is guarding you outside." ”
Looking at this obscene guy, Zhang Junshi asked in French, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"I didn't come home all night last night."
"You're going too far."
"Do you think I'm willing? My girlfriend won't let me go, she said that if I leave, she will commit suicide, how dare I leave if I die. ”
Ling Tianyu, who had changed his clothes, walked over and said with a smile: "If you have a wife, don't go out to have a girlfriend anymore." "Also fluent in French.
The middle-aged man shook his head and said, "We Italians pay the most attention to love, we can skip food, we just want to fall in love." ”
Zhang Junshi pointed to the watch on his wrist and said, "Now that we're going out, how are you." ”
"If I go out, I'll be beaten to death by her!" The middle-aged man looked horrified
"Then you let us out." Zhang Junshi squeezed to the door to open the door.
"You can't go out!" The middle-aged man hurriedly stopped the door and said, "If you go out, you will be beaten to death by her!" ”
"You take your time and hide." Ling Tianyu patted Zhang Junshi, "Let's go down from the balcony." ”
"From the balcony again, you're not afraid of being scolded by the boss below." Zhang Junshi didn't want to jump, he skipped it once when he first came last time, and he was scolded miserably.
"What are you afraid of, I'll go down first."
Opening the two tall wooden floor-to-ceiling windows, Ling Tianyu came to the balcony, the fresh air outside was refreshing, there was just a big umbrella under the balcony, stepping over the waist-high iron railing, the more he went out to sit on the outer circle of the umbrella, and landed in a dashing manner with elastic force.
Ling Tianyu, who landed on the ground, felt that there seemed to be someone behind him, his expression tightened, and when he looked back, it was the owner of the fat commodity store, and he smiled hard and said in Spanish, "Good morning." ”
The boss raised his hand viciously, Ling Tianyu nodded and stepped back, looking up, Zhang Junshi had already come to the balcony and was stepping over the railing, and then jumped down, who would have thought that the umbrella would suddenly be retracted, Zhang Junshi shouted when he saw this, and then hit the ground with his buttocks.
"You Huaxia people, can't you walk the stairs!"
Listening to the angry scolding of the merchandise store owner, Zhang Junshi rubbed his ass and got up, and retorted, "That Italian couple is fighting again." ”
Ling Tianyu helped Zhang Junshi to sit in the passenger seat of a car, Zhang Junshi's butt screamed in pain as soon as he touched the seat, and when he saw Ling Tianyu in the driver's seat, he started the car with a smile, and hurriedly said, "Brother, you didn't warn me, I just jumped down and smashed to the ground." ”
"I wanted to warn you."
"And you're silent?"
"I just said a word and you came down."
The car was driving on the road, Zhang Junshi opened the window with an unhappy face and blew the cold wind, and a few complaints came out of his mouth from time to time.
"I don't want to go to the gym today."
"Okay, don't go to the gym." Ling Tianyu smiled and comforted, "Take you to the Catholic Church to see the angels and purify your heart." ”
"Purify your heart, just don't donate my comic books to God." Zhang Junshi said and turned around and picked up a comic book from the back seat and read it, this was probably the real reason why he would exchange time with Ling Tianyu to come back to the movie world.
This otaku has reached madness about chasing this thing.,The works of other worlds are new pits for him.,Say whatever you say, jump in and play.,At present, he's sorted out who the big hands in this world are.,In the field of two-dimensional he's completely integrated into this world.。
Speaking of which, there is actually a third person who came back this time, that is, Chen Mo, who came for no reason, but he just came.
The next day, this guy felt that Ling Tianyu's one-bedroom, one-living room and one-bathroom rental house for three people was too crowded, so he ran out to rent a single room to live, this guy who didn't even have an ID card was not afraid of accidents, and found a private detective agency with only a boss and no employees to be the assistant to the president.
In Chen Mo's words, how can you be worthy of yourself when you come to the new world without experiencing a new life. And going to be a detective is probably the influence that Conan or Duck Detective watched when he was a child.
At this time, Chen Mo, who was wearing sunglasses, crept to a door like a thief, quietly took the key to unlock it, and then flashed into the room.
came to a desk, opened the drawer, found a document from it, opened it and looked at it, Chen Mo sneered and muttered, "Private Detective Mai Tao." Then the door was suddenly opened, Chen Mo was startled, and pointed his right hand in the shape of a pistol at the person who came in, shouting, "Don't move!" ”
The person who came was taken aback by Chen Mo, and then asked, "Bobby!" What the hell are you doing? ”
"Boss!"
When he took off his glasses, he saw clearly that this balding old Spanish man was his boss, and Chen Mo said embarrassedly, "I'm doing sports." Then start doing some movements to relieve the embarrassment.
The old Spanish man Mai Tao looked at Chen Mo and sighed, and found that his wall lamp was not on, only a little sunlight shone in through the window to provide light for this dark room.
I pressed the switch of the light, opened the door, looked at the glowing light tube in the corridor outside the door, closed the door and said, "Why is the light broken, I won't find someone to fix it." ”
Chen Mo stopped his eighth set of radio gymnastics and said, "The light is not broken, but the line of the meter has been cut." ”
"The power company overcharged the electricity bill and wanted to refund it, but if you didn't pay the electricity bill, it would be really fast to cut." McTaw said as he walked to his desk.
He sat down in the boss's chair, moved his buttocks, and asked, "Is anyone looking for me?" ”
Chen Mo replied: "People from the telecommunications bureau have been here. ”
"What business does the telecommunications bureau want me to talk to?"
"They're here to collect your phone line."
"That's fine, the ears are clean." McTao angrily slammed his legs on the desk.
"There's also a bald head named Paulino who came to you just now."
Mai Tao's eyelids jumped when he heard the name, and he quickly asked, "Is he alone?" Did you say anything? ”
Chen Mo shook his head, "There are two big men by his side, and he said that the 100,000 yuan you lost should be returned yesterday." ”
"Yes, that's right, this is the code between us, which means that there is a new development in the case."
"When he saw that you weren't there, he asked me when you were coming back."
"The next time he comes, he'll say I'm going to work elsewhere."
Hearing this, Chen Mo's originally big eyes instantly narrowed, and Mai Tao saw that Chen Mo didn't reply to him, turned his head to look at Chen Mo, and found Chen Mo's eyes, and immediately defended.
"It's also a code, which means ......"
"Tell him the code yourself." Chen Mo interrupted his boss's words without hesitation, and pointed to the watch on his wrist and said, "He said he would come back at twelve o'clock, and now it's almost time." ”
"What?! Why didn't you tell me sooner. ”
Mai Tao suddenly got up and walked towards the gate, Chen Mo hurriedly chased after him and asked, "Why are you so nervous, this is another code?" ”
"That's right, this is a dangerous signal, it means that my life is in danger, I want to hide quickly" Mai Tao said and opened the door and walked out, then turned back and said to Chen Mo, "From now on, you are the acting president of Mai Tao's private detective agency, and you are fully responsible when I am away." ”
This is Chen Mo's third week in New World, and it is also his second week in the detective agency, he didn't expect to be promoted from assistant to president to acting president so soon, Chen Mo was very happy.
"The acting president is also the president."
Came to the president's desk, there was a tie on the shelf on the side, took off a good-looking one and tied a beautiful bow tie for himself, halfway through it and looked back at the door where no one was around, Chen Mo blinked his eyes and hooked the corners of his mouth.
"Please sit down, and before you explain your intentions, I will tell you the principles of what I have always done."
Chen Mo sat down in the boss's chair and turned to face the window, and began to entertain himself.
"I don't do murder and arson, and I don't do kidnapping, robbery, and deception."
When Chen Mo turned around, a tall Spanish old man in a suit had quietly come behind him.
"Now you can explain what you're here for."
"If you find someone."
Hearing that he was going to find someone by himself, Chen Mo sneered, "Looking for someone?" I won't. ”
"What? I won't be able to find anyone. ”
At this time, Chen Mo reacted, quickly stood up, turned around and said solemnly, "I won't find it." ”
The old man looked Chen Mo up and down and said, "I didn't expect you to be ......"
"Exotic! True, Chinese people. Chen Mo held his head high.
"Then I won't waste time, I will now entrust you to find a child born to a woman named Huang Qin."
"A man and a woman?"
"There's only one."
"So, son or daughter?"
"This is waiting for you to investigate, and I will give you Ms. Huang Qin's information." As he spoke, the old man took out a brown paper bag from his leather bag and handed it to Chen Mo.
"There's one photo, but it was taken twenty-two years ago."
"Twenty-two years ago? Isn't that a needle in a haystack? Chen Mo opened the cowhide bag and took out the photo to see that it was a yellow girl wearing a maid's costume.
"If you find me, I won't spend money to invite you, and if you accept the commission, I will also ask you to follow my two conditions."
"I have the conditions, but you say it first."
"First, this matter must not be publicized, and second, you must find this person and hand it over to me within twelve days."
The old man said, took out two large bundles of money from his leather bag, handed them to Chen Mo, and said, "This is the deposit paid in advance, and there will be a reward of 20,000 US dollars after the matter is completed, and now it is your turn to say your conditions." ”
After receiving two large bundles of money, I didn't expect that I would be paid such a high salary for the first case as a detective, I really looked up to me, Chen Mo immediately said, "My conditions are your conditions, and I accept them all." ”
"That's great, you can call me on this phone if there's any progress."
Taking the white paper that the old man took out of his leather bag and handed to him, Chen Mo thought to himself, "Is this trying to test me?" Then he just picked up the kettle and sprinkled the water on the white paper.
"What are you doing?"
The old man grabbed a pen and didn't know what Chen Mo was doing, Chen Mo said expressionlessly, "I use this preservative better than you glue." ”
"Okay, I'll wait for your good news."
As he spoke, the old man took out a blank piece of paper again, wrote the number, handed it to Chen Mo, and got up to leave.