A middle-aged security guard surnamed Dong came over and said, "My hometown is rural, and our village is a very old village.

To the east of our village there is a murderous mansion, and it is haunted all year round.

The whole village was so noisy that no one dared to walk around the house, not during the day, let alone at night.

I heard that in that ancient house, there is a ghost who specializes in catching some women, and there are already many big girls and little daughters-in-law in our village. They've all been caught in that murderous mansion! Oops, I think about it. The people in the village were terrified.

But people say that there are no ghosts and gods in the world, but that house is clearly placed there, what is the name of the one in our village, a little daughter-in-law? That's right, it's called Liu Mei. I walked around the house once, and I disappeared. It's really scary. ”

Hearing this, Kong Zhe became intrigued: "How far is your village from here?" ”

"Gee, it's hundreds of miles. I haven't been back for several years, and there are no people in my hometown, so I brought my wife, wife and children to this city. The wife works in a restaurant, the mother is at home by herself, and the children go to school. Slowly, the village with that hometown faded. Mainly because of that murderous house, almost all the people in the village are gone! I don't dare to live in that village anymore. Hey, but after all, it's a village where I grew up, and if you want to say that you don't have feelings, it's really not like that. Sometimes, I want to go back and see my old house. As he spoke, the middle-aged security guard surnamed Dong showed a sad expression on his face. Unconsciously sighed again.

"Well, otherwise, another day, I'll accompany you to take a look, I also want to see if there are really ghosts in that murderous mansion?"

"Oh, young man, don't you go, in case you are hurt by those ghosts, it's not a joke, you are so young, so talented, you will ...... Draw. Kong Zhe smiled, of course he would not reveal his identity as a realm spirit.

After listening to the chatter of the security guard surnamed Dong, that Liu Xianchen also bought the cigarette back at this moment. This time, as the security guard surnamed Dong said, he spent more than 30 yuan to buy a box of good cigarettes, which was really bleeding.

Kong Zhe took the box of cigarettes and asked, "Feel distressed." ”

The little security guard Liu Xianchen seemed to be casual: "It's okay, such a box of cigarettes, what is it." Don't say you can hell me. Just by making friends with you, a graduate student, I only spent a box of cigarette money, and I made a lot of money. ”

Unexpectedly, the words of the little security guard Liu Xianchen made Kong Zhe feel very comfortable in his heart. So he said to him: "Well, since you treat me as a friend, I'll draw you a beautiful woman another day, so that you can look at her every day and feel comfortable, how about it!" "After that, hey hey, hey!

When the little security guard Liu Xianchen heard this, he became even more interested: "The painter really wants to paint me a beauty." I like that kind of costume called that...... Call...... What is it called? What is the one who wears a robe and holds his big hair tall...... What a picture. ”

Kong Zhe smiled and said to him: "Is it the kind you want, called a lady picture?" ”

"Yes, yes, it's a lady's picture, I like that, people say that the lady's picture is valuable, you draw one for me, I'll frame it and put it at home for it."

"I'll draw it for you, and if she comes out of it one day, you can marry her."

"If there is such a lady as my daughter-in-law, it will be beautiful."

"What is the painter's phone number? I'll make a note of it, and I'll come to you when I'm free, so don't find you when the time comes. Kong Zhe gave his phone number to the little security guard Liu Xianchen.

Suddenly, Kong Zhe's phone rang.

It was the phone call of the little junior sister Zhang Shuang: "Senior brother, where are you now?" The job you said that day, did you take it? ”

"Oh, Zhang Shuang, take it, why don't you take it, of course you have to take it, why don't you take it if you have money to make? I heard you say that why does that woman look so slippery? ”

"Cut! I knew you were going to ask this, pervert, scumbag. Then since you take it, I will contact her, and you will meet. Then, let's talk about this specific matter with others. I'll introduce you to you, and you've met and talked. When the time comes, you can give me some tips and it's over. ”

"Tip!"

"Okay, when are we going to meet? Let's do it tonight. ”

The little security guard who had been watching Kong Zhe answer the phone next to him was anxious: "Then you can't do it tonight, hell."

Kong Zhe walked over, patted the little security guard on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, don't worry, there are many chances to see the hell." If you don't buy me a pack of cigarettes at this time, I won't let you buy them for nothing, but I can't see ghosts, at least I can give you a picture of a beautiful lady, so that you can hold it as a daughter-in-law in the future! ”

Liu Xianchen, the little security guard, heard that there was a picture of a lady, and his heart settled down. No more talking about the hell.

Kong Zhe sat in the studio for a while, feeling bored, and went back to the dormitory.

Wang Liang Baiyu was designing games in the dormitory, and everyone else went to class.

Kong Zhe threw the box of cigarettes on the table. Wang Liang Baiyu looked back and saw that it was a box of good cigarettes.

Like a monkey with a red tassel in the butt, he got up from his seat and snatched the box of cigarettes.

Pull out five at once. Put it in his drawer: "I've made a fortune, I've made a thief, and I've smoked such a good cigarette." Is it your boss who has given a subsidy? ”

"No, our boss can't pick it. Today it was a little security guard who bought me a box of cigarettes in order for me to draw for him. ”

"Oh, that's a quick trip, but it's a bit small. But it's okay. ”

"When your boss pays the subsidy, why don't you ask us to shoot a shot?"

"Fuck, why should I ask you to shoot a shot? If you want to, can't you just finish masturbating yourself? I've been suffocating for the past few days, and I can't find a sperm basin. ”

Kong Zhe smashed his teeth with Wang Liang Baiyu for a while, and felt tired, so he went to bed.

But Wang Liangbaiyu crackled, and the sound of tapping on the keyboard made Kong Zhe unable to sleep.

Kong Zhe covered his head with the towel covered, but exposed his chest down, like a mouse with a drill and no carelessness.

Because the towel quilt was covered, I felt that the sound of Wang Liang Baiyu tapping on the keyboard became smaller and smaller. Before I knew it, I fell asleep.

Then he had another dream, and he dreamed that Yin Han had returned. Yin Han kept complaining to him: "Since you agreed, to be my boyfriend, why didn't you show up for several days and were ruthless, and you made an appointment with me for three chapters, obviously you don't like me, and deliberately use this excuse to make things difficult for me, it's really not a good thing." ”

Kong Zhe said: "If you don't comply, then let's not be boyfriend and girlfriend at all"

As soon as Kong Zhe said this, Yin Han began to cry, his voice was very thin, but it was very harsh. The voice was full of grievances.

Crying and crying, Yin Han's mood became more and more dry. Suddenly grabbed Kong Zhe's hand and kept shaking.

Kong Zhe dodged his hand: "Although I promised you to be my boyfriend, but we are not the same kind after all, and you should not be so close to me in the future"

This sentence seems to stimulate that Yin Han even more! Yin Han stretched out his hand, held Kong Zhe's neck with both hands, and shook it vigorously: "Why are you not the same kind, you are human, although I am a ghost now, but I was also a human before, you are so disdainful of me, look down on me, are you mixed up with that Wang Lu ghost?" ”

"Why, who am I with, I have to ask for your permission, don't forget, Wang Lu is a human, you are a ghost, there is an essential difference between the two of you, I choose a girlfriend, of course, I have to choose a person first, isn't it, and then you." Kong Zhe deliberately said that ghost "word" as you.

is to stop stimulating that Yin Han, but even so, it still stimulates Yin Han.

She shook Kong Zhe's neck vigorously with both hands, unconsciously exerting force her hands, and Kong Zhe's breathing became more and more difficult.

Kong Zhe thought to himself, is this little bitch going to murder me? So he went around looking for his pen.

However, he could not find out where his silver pen was, and someone could not have stolen it. The silver pen is a holy weapon! But as the only talisman of the realm spirit.

It's really going to be lost, but how to deal with those devils, elves and ghosts, I'm very anxious. Suddenly, he felt that Yin Han let go of his hands, and Kong Zhe was able to breathe fresh air again.

After waking up, Wang Liang Baiyu was holding Kong Zhe's towel quilt in his hand.

"Fuck, painter Kong, you're going to die in rhythm, even if I hit the keyboard a little bit, I can't put the towel on my head, I'm going to suffocate myself to death."