Talking to creditors in Mandarin?

Oh God, why is this guy so humorous?

After hearing this story, the people of the magnesium country couldn't help but laugh, forgetting for a moment that this was an outlaw who threatened to blow up the White House.

"Talented, too talented, hahaha......"

Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai looked at the silver screen in the auditorium and gave a thumbs up to this face mask man, and Huang Ruoran and Wang Ling next to them were also amused, these words have no sense of humor for children, because children don't know that Huaguo is the largest creditor of magnesium country, in other words, Chinese people are the creditors of magnesium people.

"I've studied the history of the Magnesium Country."

On major live broadcast platforms, Xiao Luo followed his speech.

Everyone seemed to be watching an interesting show, watching the live broadcast intently.

"Someone asked, who is Benjamin Franklin? I replied, is that why the convenience store was robbed? ”

All the magnesium people who watched the live broadcast laughed because they had Benjamin Franklin's face on their hundred-dollar bill, and the convenience store certainly had a hundred dollars, so they were robbed.

Then Xiao Luo said: "There is another question, what is the Second Amendment to the Constitution?" I still answer the question, is this why the convenience store was robbed? ”

Quan Magnesium burst into laughter again because the Second Amendment to the Constitution reads that citizens are allowed to own guns.

Two questions, the same answer, extremely humorous and funny, many magnesium people blushed with laughter, including those cabinet ministers in the Pentagon, this American humor made it difficult for them to be immune.

"In the country of magnesium, people often say that all people are created equal, but equality often depends on the income of parents, which is reflected in early education and health care, I read in the magazine "Men's Health" that President Oba has two days of cardiopulmonary recuperation and four days of muscle exercise a week, and some people jumped out and said, I don't need to exercise, because Lao Tzu has health insurance !!"

The tone of the last sentence was a smugness, and this kind of American humor made the people of the magnesium country laugh, but at the same time, they were also reflecting, because they found that the person wearing the face mask was satirizing some of the problems of the magnesium country in a humorous way.

"Since President Oba has been mentioned, let's talk about him."

Xiao Luo changed his words and said in a mocking tone, "President Oba has always been said to be soft-hearted, but he has planned two wars, bringing death and grief to the world,, the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to him, and he even accepted it with peace of mind, is there anything more and in the world?" ”

In the Pentagon, although Oba's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker, his eyes seemed to be about to tear others apart, and everyone was silent after hearing this, and they only felt a suffocating coldness, like the eve of a storm.

"Is this guy going to heaven?"

Sarah Michelle was stunned, who dared to play with their president of the magnesium country like this, this guy dared, not only dared, but also sarcastically sneered His Excellency the president to the extreme, what is the difference between this and slapping His Excellency the president in front of all the citizens of the magnesium country.

Xiao Luo spread his hands and said in a very helpless tone: "In fact, there is indeed something more than this, that is, President Oba gave the Nobel Peace Prize prize money to support the army to fight. ”

Hilarious, all magnesium fell into hilariousness!

Many citizens of the magnesium country were fanned by this guy wearing a face mask, shouting, whistling, and applauding.

"Magnesia is great because every year Magnesia wins international baseball championships, even though only two teams from the Magnesia and Canada countries participate in baseball." Xiao Luo said in a very calm voice.

It's ironic again, but it's really humorous, especially in a country like Magnesium where you can freely joke about the president, the citizens of Magnesium Country laughed again, and many people laughed out of tears, I really didn't expect the sudden broadcast to be so humorous.

"After seeing the two wars planned by President Oba, I felt the glory of power, maybe I should also become a citizen of the magnesium country and let myself run for president, and someone is going to ask, hey, what's your campaign slogan? You know, I've spent 10 years in the last 10 years.

Belch...... It's the same with you, well, I want to say that I still know more about the suffering of the people of the country, so my campaign slogan is 'Who cares about you?'" ”

is such a very slogan, which once again caused the people of Magnesium Country to laugh.

"If I'm elected, I'll legalize Gay's marriage, which will win me the votes of young people, and I'll eliminate unemployment in the magnesium country, by reducing the labor productivity of the magnesium country, that is, by letting two or three people do what one person can do, and I have a quick response to the greenhouse effect, which is to convert the temperature to the temperature Fahrenheit, so that the original 100 degrees becomes 40 degrees in an instant."

If I'm elected, I'm going to text my allies, I'm going to send a message 'Hi' to my allies, just to say hello, it's different to the enemy, I'm going to text them while they're driving and say, oh my God, you're secretly building nuclear weapons? ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the entire magnesium country fell into an atmosphere of laughter, and was completely impressed by Xiao Luo's humor, who didn't know that the reason why President Oba started two wars was that the other side was building nuclear weapons.

"Flutter~"

Sarah Michelle chuckled, admiring Shawlo's ability to master language.

"Damn, this guy is definitely a master of humor, and he satirized some of the problems of the magnesium country while talking and laughing, especially the satire of President Oba, which is even more powerful."

"Cowman, real cowman!"

Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai had a deep sense of admiration for the man wearing a face mask on the screen.

Huang Ruoran was very quiet at this time, because she felt that this voice was particularly familiar, and muttered to herself: "Why is this voice a bit like Xiao Luo's?" ”

Her voice was very small, but Zhu Xiaofei, Ding Kai and Wang Ling could hear it clearly.

Lorgo (Roselle)?!

Hiss......

The three of them gasped, it's okay not to remind them, this reminder, don't say, this voice really looks like Xiao Luo's.

"Oh, buy teardrops, it won't be Brother Luo!"

Ding Kai showed a look of horror and shock on his face, if this is Xiao Luo, he feels that his worldview will collapse, what is the situation, didn't he say that he came to travel to the magnesium country, looking at this, he was simply here to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

"What kind of trouble does Luo Shen want to make, this is too powerful, he dares to argue with the magnesium country!"

Wang Ling shuddered, feeling that Luo Shen was so mysterious, powerful, and bold, that he dared to call Ban Magnesium Country, if this was transmitted back to Huaye, who would dare to believe it, Luo Shen was not in the same world as them at all, and Luo Shen's world was almost at the top of the pyramid.

Huang Ruoran's mouth opened slightly, and the whole person was stunned.

The content of this chapter is adapted from Huang Xi's talk show, I think it's very interesting, and it is very consistent with the plot of Xiao Luo's big trouble in the magnesium country, so I joined in, and if you are interested, you can also go to see Huang Xi's talk show performance, it's really exciting, anyway, I'm a fan of him

(End of chapter)