"It hurts, it hurts! Tap, tap! Huzi bared his teeth and grinned, and pressed down Zhao Yueyue's hand that was stretched out to apply medicine.

Zhao Yueyue listened to the words and threw the plaster into Huzi's arms: "I don't know the severity, you come by yourself." ”

Huzi hurriedly said: "Don't mind~ Good Yueyue, Sister Yueyue, isn't it inconvenient for me?" You come, you come, I don't cry out for pain. ”

Zhao Yueyue pulled her face, picked up Huzi's clothes, slapped the plaster on Huzi's stomach, and then turned around and walked out of the house with the medicine tray, completely ignoring the pain, she bowed her waist on the kang and became a shrimp-like Huzi.

Seeing Huzi so embarrassed, Zhao Shankun couldn't help laughing out loud on the side: "Brother Huzi, my sister-in-law really doesn't look down on you and is ready to murder her husband, right?" ”

It took a while for Huzi to slow down, leaned on the pillow slightly, and glared at Zhao Shankun again: "Can't stop your mouth if you have food?" I'm going to have to pump you when I'm ready! It's not big or small, that melon seed was bought for me by my uncle's pity, and in the end it all went into your mouth. Grab me a handful. ”

Zhao Shankun sprinkled the melon seeds in his hand on the table, clapped his hands and stood up, came to the edge of the kang and sat down, took Huzi's arm and said, "Isn't it inconvenient for you?" My hands are all scratched, what are you still eating melon seeds? It's raining in the past two days, this thing can't hold the tide, I'm not afraid to eat it for you, you don't thank me but scold me, this is called 'dog bites Lu Dongbin, don't know the heart of a good person'. ”

In the final analysis, listening to his angry and scolding voice, you can know that Huzi did not hurt the roots, and he didn't even suffer any serious internal injuries, but there were too many injuries, and it looked very embarrassing. So Zhao Shankun, who listened to Mr. Peng and Li Lintang, still had the mind to joke with Huzi, and there was no sense of worry.

"I'll bite you to death!" Huzi gritted his teeth at Zhao Shankun, "It's still 'reluctant', why don't you die?" My hands are inconvenient, you are afraid of eating this thing and getting angry, so why don't you say peel some kernels and come out for me to eat? ”

"Okay! You're all right. Zhao Shankun came to the table again, pinched a melon seed and opened it, spit Ren'er from his mouth to his palm, and handed it to Huzi, "Do you want it?" ”

Huzi looked at the sticky melon seeds, then looked at Zhao Shankun, and rolled his eyes: "Young Master Zhao, I really can't afford it, you can keep these melon seeds and eat them slowly." ”

"Don't?" Zhao Shankun also rolled his eyes and threw the melon seed back into his mouth, "I'm still reluctant to give it." ”

Hu Zi was angry: "You just bully me and it's inconvenient for you to move, when I move freely, I'll go to the yamen to sue you!" ”

Zhao Shankun Yile: "You sue me for not peeling melon seeds for you to eat?" ”

Huzi gritted his teeth in anger: "It's not your fault that you didn't peel melon seeds for me, it's a big deal if you roll your eyes at me, I can sue you for a crime of unfilial piety." The eldest brother is like a father, and if he glances at his brother, he will be punished with eighty rods! ”

What Huzi said is the truth, and there is indeed such a law. Although the Qing Dynasty did not promote filial piety, it still advocated loyalty and filial piety, and unfilial piety was a very serious sin. If someone goes to the yamen to sue his son and daughter for unfilial piety, it is a very big thing, and the parents can ask the director to kill the unfilial son in court. And the local parent officials will also be demoted three levels in a row because of the unfilial son who was asked by his parents to be killed with a cane.

glanced at the brother, and the rod scolded eighty. You must know that if you are caught and raped in bed and dragged to the yamen, the disposal of the national law is only one hundred and twenty boards. Rolling your eyes is to roll your eyes, or to "clip" the other party with the gaze from the corner of your eye. At this glance, it will be exchanged for eighty boards - it is completely possible to be killed in the court if the water and fire sticks that are wrapped in iron and lead are down!

Huzi, as Zhao Shankun's senior brother, used such an identity to ask his parents to be branded with Zhao Shankun's eighty boards, which is reasonable and inappropriate. But Zhao Shankun was not afraid at all. He knew that Huzi was completely joking with him. The two brothers can be regarded as growing up together, there is nothing bad to say at all, and more excessive jokes have been made in the past.

Zhao Shankun leaned over again with a hippie smile and said, "Senior brother, do you want me to get you some clean melon seeds?" ”

Huzi turned his head away from him: "Net nonsense." ”

Zhao Shankun said again: "What, senior brother, tell me what the seventeenth grandmother wants you to do?" How did you get hurt? You told me carefully, I will peel half a catty of melon seeds for you to ensure that they are clean. ”

Huzi's eyes rolled: "You don't know? ”

Zhao Shankun said with a bitter face: "I saw Grandma Seventeen send you back, but when you woke up, I went down the mountain to deliver the letter, and I didn't stay in the temple." When I came back, you told my master and uncle about the matter, and I went to ask my master, and my master told me not to ask around. I think again, I live in the same room with you, and I ask people what they do? So didn't I ask you about it? ”

"You really want to hear it?" Huzi turned his head.

"I really want to hear it, senior brother, tell me more carefully." Zhao Shankun is sincere.

"Okay! Then I'll tell you about it. Huzi cleared his throat, "On the first day of the third month, dark clouds covered the sun, the wind roared, and I followed Grandma Seventeen ......."

"The first day of March is a sunny day." Zhao Shankun reminded him.

"Do you listen?" Huzi's eyes widened.

Zhao Shankun immediately coaxed: "You say, you say yours." ”

"It's late." Huzi picked up the shelf, "Now I don't want to talk about it again, unless you peel me two catties." ”

"One pound and two taels, it can't be more," Zhao Shankun retorted, "Otherwise, I can't stand my nails." ”

"One pound and eight taels," Huzi raised his eyebrows, "otherwise don't talk about it." ”

Zhao Shankun pursed his lips and continued to bargain: "One and a half catties, no more." ”

"Deal!" Huzi's answer should be so happy, "Then I'll continue." Don't sit idle in your hands, peel and listen as you go. ”

"Gotta you." Zhao Shankun moved the stool and the bag containing the melon seeds and sat next to the kang, "You say, I'm busy." ”

What Huzi said to Zhao Shankun is different from what he said to his master and uncle. In front of the elders, Huzi naturally seeks truth from facts, does not do anything false, and also reassures the elders, and secondly, he also wants the elders to listen to something and analyze it. Tell Zhao Shankun, is there so much scruples, how to talk about it, Hu Tianhu doesn't care if he can get it back if he can get it back.

He has loved to listen to books since he was a child, and he has the ability to almost repeat it, and his storytelling level is not bad among amateurs. If Huzi didn't learn the Tao by Mr. Peng's side when he was a child, but worshipped a senior from the storytelling door as a teacher, maybe he could also learn the ability to make a living, maybe he could become a corner and set up a wrist or something.

When this story is told, Huzi's mouth is like a river, and he talks about the ups and downs of things. Lest you show off your fierce battle against the ghosts, and increase the opponent's methods several times, so as to appear that you are majestic. I didn't say anything about those embarrassing things, just said good things about myself.

"Then I cast a spell and my sword fell. Poof'! Cut off the head of the bloody forest! Huzi raised his hand and slapped his thigh, which was regarded as knocking on the shocking wood, affecting two wounds, and making him grin in pain.

Zhao Shankun knew that what he said was not the truth, and he was happy to listen. He pushed a small pile of melon seeds to Huzi's side, and asked, "Senior brother, let me ask you, did you beat that Tianfang to the point where you had no power to fight back?" ”

"That's nature!" Huzi shook his head and said, "That Tianfang is not my opponent at all, although he has superb skills, and he has guarded the lotus pond there for five hundred years, but after all, he has not learned any serious exercises and mental methods, and I am not comparable at all, I will perform a few tricks at will, and he will be killed by me." ”

"Oh, I see." Zhao Shankun nodded, then asked with a smile, "Then senior brother, let me ask you, how did you get this injury?" ”

Huzi's face stiffened, and he said in his heart that this kid is not opening which pot. He coughed twice and said with a straight face, "Then I haven't finished talking yet, have I not finished speaking?" Don't interrupt! Listen to me! ”

"Okay, okay!" Zhao Shankun nodded continuously, "You talk, I don't speak, I peel the melon seeds." ”

Huzi's expression was straight, he changed his face, and said: "After I killed Tianfang, I took a closer look, for fear that this ghost thing had something left behind and was useless, and it was a trick to death with me." After all, there are a lot of demons and monsters that can move without a head, and I have been walking the rivers and lakes for a long time, so it is impossible to take such a thing lightly. But fortunately, this ghost thing is indeed the same as me, it is all a ghost fetus formed into a human, and if you lose your head, you will lose your life. So, I put away my knife and waded through the water to pick the lotus pod. Here's where the change happens! ”

As Huzi's voice suddenly rose, Zhao Shankun also became nervous, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”

This time, Huzi didn't blame Zhao Shankun for interjecting, such an audience can satisfy Huzi's thoughts. He suppressed his voice a little and said: "This treasure is the most rare, and each piece is something that can be met and cannot be found, and only those who are destined can get it." Everyone knows these things, nothing is unusual, but many people don't know, even if they see the treasure of heaven and earth, not everyone can get it, even if there is no alien beast and spirit to be guarded, the treasure itself is not pure flowers and plants! Treasures have spirits, and there are no ginseng dolls that can pull themselves out of the soil in legends. The black lotus in this pond is such a treasure of heaven and earth, although it is not as good as a ginseng doll that can run and jump, talk and laugh, but it also has its own means of not asking people to pick. Do you think that Grandma Seventeen left three paw prints on my hands to ward off the unruly goods of Heaven? No! She knew that the greatest danger in this was none other than the Black Lotus itself. ”

After making the buckle, looking at Zhao Shan Kunting's concentration, Huzi nodded slightly, and continued: "I reached out to fold it, and I heard a crisp sound, it was indeed broken." But if it is broken, the treasure has a spirit, where can it be followed? Suddenly, the yin wind was triggered, and it turned into an abnormally sharp knife, as if ten thousand arrows were coming at me! At that time, I was still using the magic technique, but at that time, I felt that all the yin qi in the entire cave was not listening to me, and even the yin qi in my body was flowing outward, like a dam that opened the gate, and I couldn't take it back. For a while, I had no way to go to the sky, and I fell into a dead end! ”

"And then?" Zhao Shankun's eyes lit up.

Huzi smiled: "At this moment, I suddenly felt a tingling pain in the back of my hand. When I looked up, I saw that the three claw marks on the back of my hand were faintly glowing. I knew that this was the life-saving method left to me by Grandma Seventeen, and this black lotus would use defensive means, which she expected. Naturally, I won't give up this chance to save my life, and I will do my best to urge the aura into this claw mark, 'pop'! The flesh on the back of my hand burst along the scratches, and in the middle of it came a vision of a seven-tailed fox that protected me. ”

Seeing that Huzi didn't say anything, Zhao Shankun chased after him and asked, "Then what?" And then what? ”

"And then?" Huzi laughed again, "Then I fainted and didn't know anything." ”

"Huh?"

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