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"Xiaojiao, I'm back!"

I was knocking on the door of our 623 dorm room and shouting outside!

"Zhan Ye! How did you get back? Why do I look at you so pitiful out there? Like a beggar! ”

"Maomao!"

I wanted to squint and pout angrily, but I whispered her nickname for fear that she would see the video of her wearing heightened socks!

"Zhan Ye, will you come and sit in our bedroom for a while?"

Mao Mao seems to be a sincere invitation, but I'm worried that like Aunt Wang, she has other plans for me, I'm afraid it's a Hongmen banquet!

"No! Maomao, I want to ask you, have you watched the video? ”

"I'm done! What's wrong? You want to check it out too! It's super funny, you can watch it on your phone! You're waiting for me to tune you! ”

I stood in the hallway, waiting blankly for the next video that Maomao would bring me!

It seems to be calm on the surface, but in fact, it is in my heart that it has changed thousands of times, don't see me!

It seems like a thousand years have passed!

"Maomao, if you can't find it, forget it, I can't stand on this foot for a long time, I'll go back to the bedroom first, Ding Xiaojiao should be in the bedroom!"

"Then why didn't she open the door for you? You're in awkward trouble! Found it, found it! Hey? How did this video have you? Zhan Ye? ”

Mao Mao looked at my face and told me to quickly avoid her eyes, look down at my high heels, and speed my little head, thinking about the upcoming ridicule, how should I face it, explain or ignore!

However, it is good that I didn't wear heightened socks today, otherwise I would have lost!

It seems that it is not safe to put it in the bedroom, so it should be thrown away in time!

I picked up my left hand and clenched a small fist and gently patted the back of my head!

"Zhan Ye! What are you doing? You put it down for me, the more you shoot, the more stupid you get, do you know? You see you didn't wear makeup today, why are you still on camera? Don't you stumble? I look at you blushing, please pay attention to your own image, look at your current look, who would have thought that you were the way you were, you want to practice acrobatics? Are you standing on one leg? At first glance, you look like you will order something, should you be the legendary martial arts person? , and Ding Xiaojiao, this is the competition of the top ten singers in Lunhong City that the two of you participated? How many times is it so publicized? So many reporters are interviewing you with microphones, and they all put Zhu Ze aside, they are a first-line red star, the skinny camel is bigger than a horse, if you don't interview him, how can you interview you, to be honest, how much money did you spend on marketing? ”

"Do you think I look like I'm rich? But Maomao, why is it today's singing video, didn't you say that you want to find me a strange thing about your model competition? ”

"That's without you, how can this be interesting, you see, netizens have just uploaded it, and the click-through rate has far exceeded all the videos of our model competition, what are you doing? So popular? What song are you two singing? Tell me about it! ”

I watched the video on Maomao's phone and was finally able to exhale deeply!

"I didn't participate, it's Ding Xiaojiao, haven't you heard her sing? Open this video and listen to it! ”

When Mao Mao pressed the play button, it was a host who was chattering and commenting!

"What is this? Maomao, turn it off, I hate the sound of talking with a voice changer the most, it's just bird talk! Listen to the numbness of the scalp! ”

"Zhan Ye, if you look at the comments below, you can simply praise the two of you as national goddesses! Look at the language used, what are you ugly but very gentle, and your character is inversely proportional to your appearance, what are these? That means you two don't look good! The water army, the absolute water army, and the ...... here"

I really couldn't listen to Mao Mao and continued to read aloud in the standard announcer tone, for fear that the people coming and going in the corridor wouldn't be able to hear it!

In fact, all people throw at us are strange looks from clowns!

I turned around and knocked on our dorm door again!

"Dangdang!"

"Zhan Ye, I said that you should come and sit in our 646 dormitory for a while, what's the matter? I'm scared, right! I also want to tell you, the girl last time was not called Quan Xuan, you also talked to Ding Xiaojiao, and told her not to be afraid, saying that someone was playing a prank, but who it was, she didn't say! ”

"Really? Mao Mao, that is, Quan Xuan is sure to pass away? So who was that girl last time? How can it be in your dormitory? ”

"This is a long story, in fact, someone bought her!"

"It's Zi Che Ling from your bedroom, right? Because she was the first to send me and Ding Xiaojiao back, and she took them back! also specially told Ding Xiaojiao that Quan Xuan is not in your bedroom, I can't guess anyone else! It should be her! I'm going to your dorm room and ask! ”

"Hey, hey! My little aunt and grandmother, no, no! Not really! Actually, I think it's a little strange, forget it, I'll tell you more about it when I investigate it clearly another day! I'd better go to the darkest place on the sixth floor and sit quietly for a while, the person who grabbed the seat with me has already left, I can't even see her appearance clearly, she won't come again, but it's okay, it has become a vacant land for me, the outside world is too complicated and impetuous, it's better to be there! But after such a long time, there is still no one to open the door in your bedroom, will something happen inside? Don't forget that your dormitory is a notoriously accident dormitory, so you shouldn't ......."

"What nonsense are you talking about, Mao Mao, Xiaojiao probably thinks that I and Aunt Wang are going to eat together! So go to bed first! I can't hold the keys with my hands on crutches! ”

Maomao saw that I was really difficult, so she stretched out her arm, put her hand in my small satchel, and kindly helped me find the key!

"Huh? What's so wet? ”

"How is that possible! It was all water just now, and now it's a little dry, this is my head flower, and it looks beautiful to wear! ”

"Give it a try?"

"Stop! This is what I picked up from the garbage recycling bin! ”

"Really? Zhan Ye, you asked if you let me wear it, this kind of lie is said, okay, okay, don't tease you, don't wear it! Where's the key? In the card slot or in the zip-chain bag? ”

"Maomao, if you can't find it, can you go downstairs to help me find Huo Banlin, when I came up, she happened to come back and take over the shift with Aunt Wang, she has the key there!"

"Found it, yes! Zhan Ye, why didn't you go over to eat with Aunt Wang and them? Did they finally decide not to take you? ”

"That's definitely not possible, I still have this confidence, it's just that something has happened in our school now, Aunt Wang has to go to the boys' dormitory to understand the situation, after all, it's a big deal, the teachers of the school must know first, and Aunt Wang, the dormitory manager, is strictly speaking, she is also a teacher, of course, she must be notified!"

"What's the matter? Zhan Ye, who is mysterious, tell me quickly, who is it about? ”

"It's not your class, you don't necessarily know each other, it's the ...... of the law class"

At this moment, the door of our 623 dormitory suddenly opened!

I turned around and followed Mao Mao to lip sync, goodbye! Good night!

"Is there any mistake, Zhan Ye, it's only 6 o'clock in the evening, okay? I'm not an old man, so I don't go to bed so early! Are you talking to me at a loss? I won't tell you, I'm going to meditate over there! ”

At this time, I was suddenly very glad that there was a place for Maomao to think behind closed doors, because I booed her vigorously, and her final conclusion was that she was going to go to the toilet first!

"Xiaojiao, you're really here! What about sleeping? ”

I tentatively looked at the layout of the bedroom, and nothing changed, especially the windows, which were tightly closed!

"Xiaojiao, mosquito coils are still quite easy to use, if it weren't for mosquito coils yesterday, I would have been bitten by mosquitoes! Thank you! Xiaojiao! I can't imagine that you were a nobody yesterday, but today you are a big star with thousands of people! ”

After I finished speaking, even I felt empty, I should say that I have become a little Internet celebrity now!

But how to take it back so easily when you say it is like eating something and trying to conjure it up, you have to go through a painful torture!

Rather than this, it's better to make a mistake and maybe come back later!

But Ding Xiaojiao didn't give me a chance!

She shouldn't have known that I already knew about Wu Shuai!

With Ding Xiaojiao's IQ and EQ, I have the sixth feeling that she may have guessed!

As long as she hasn't completely pierced this layer of window paper, I still have a trace of luck that she doesn't know about in the next few days with her!

"Xiaojiao, when did you plant a little lotus flower in the pot? But without roots, can she still live? Where did this flower come from? If I'm not mistaken, it must be the lacquer carving next door, because she took one of these styles when we took photography lessons! Hehehe, but I still have an immortal flower, which is dried by a small lotus, and it only grows on the cliff, and can live for about 15 years, which is much longer than the average flower, and it will grow up when soaked in water, do you want to see it? ”

Ding Xiaojiao really didn't stand my temptation!

She glanced up in the direction of the door where I had just entered!

I was on crutches, moving forward with quick and vigorous steps!

"Slow down!"

"I know that Xiaojiao feels sorry for me the most!"

"The immortal flower is going to appear, there should be applause here, and she will shine on the stage!"

I pretended to be mysterious, slowly stretched out the long flower stem from the back, and then changed the painting style, rotating with my index finger and middle finger, and changed the immortal flower in front of Ding Xiaojiao!

I couldn't help but laugh!

Sit up and put this immortal flower in my hand into the night pot!

"It should be cut, it doesn't matter that this immortal flower can have no roots, Xiaojiao as long as you are happy, you can get it casually!"

"For me?"

Ding Xiaojiao lowered her head, looking at me expectantly!

What else can I say, in fact, it's just to show her, but forget it, Wu Shuai picked it up anyway, so why give it to her!

At least Ding Xiaojiao can be happy at this moment, because Wu Shuai is accompanying her, so it is enough!

"Zhan Ye, who gave this to you?"