Chapter 7: Tony
"Bang!"
The man quickly squatted down, and the mop wiped his hair and hit the wall, breaking it in two.
“Fuck! Dead fatty, what the hell are you doing!? You've drunk too much, haven't you!? ”
Hearing this lame Chinese, Fatty Li relieved his heart, not a zombie.
"It turned out to be you, scared me to death!" Just now, because of the excessive force, Li Fatzi's hands were numb.
"You're scared me to death! It's not me, is it a ghost? You don't have a fever, do you? Tony said that he was about to touch the fat man's forehead.
Li Fatzi tilted his head out of the window, dodging his hand.
"Don't say anything, look out the window first"
"OMG! Is this making a movie? Zombie? ”
Ignoring Tony's question, Li Fatzi picked up the other half of the mop on the ground and handed it to him.
"What's your English name?"
Originally, Li Fatzi didn't remember it well, but after the few frightens just now, he forgot his name completely.
"Tony, but I still like people to call me fat, this is my Chinese name."
"Okay, Tony. Follow me. ”
The two walked outside the private room on the second floor, and Li Fatzi first listened cautiously to the movement. There is no sound and it should be safe!
"Tony, since you've seen The Walking Dead, I won't say much nonsense. Don't ask me what's going on, I don't know much more than you do. Now we need to tie up all the people on the second floor, or they will become zombies, and you and I will be finished. ”
“Oh-my-god! That's so cool! I didn't expect there to be zombies, it's so cool. Shall I change my name to Rick? Tony said excitedly.
Li Fat looked at Tony speechlessly and motioned for him to enter the private room together.
The KTV has three floors, and there are only two private rooms on each floor. It's good to have such a store on a bar street in a prime location. And almost only Chinese students sing KTV, so it's enough.
"Wait, the private rooms on the second floor are all empty, I just didn't see anyone and took a look."
"Damn! Why didn't you say it earlier, third floor. ”
Li Fat didn't say anything, raised the half-cut mop in his hand, and walked towards the third floor with Tony.
"I said, let's just take this half of the mop, it's too low-grade! Don't you have any other weapons? Tony grumbled as he went upstairs.
"Be content, do you think this is America? It's hard to find a machete in the UK, so don't think about it so much. When you encounter a zombie, remember to shoot it directly in the head. ”
Unlike in the United States, even knives are regulated in the United Kingdom. Even if you want to go to the supermarket to buy kitchen knives, you have to show your ID and you can only buy them when you are old.
"Okay, you don't have any baseball bats, steel bars, even kitchen knives? By the way, are we two alive in KTV? What about the others? After talking nonsense for a long time, Tony was concerned about the most important issue.
"Everyone else is still dizzy, and they will probably have to become zombies when they wake up. By the way, a woman woke up just now. But I couldn't stand the blow and fainted again. I tied her up and threw her to the front desk. Li Fatzi told Tony about Hao Chen.
"Why don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and you don't become a zombie and tie it up? Could it be? ”
Tony said, laughing lewdly.
"Come on, I thought the fat man was the same as you pervert. It's a question of whether I can survive now, and I don't have time to think about those things. ”
As they spoke, the two of them were about to reach the third floor. Hearing that there seemed to be movement on the third floor, Li Fatzi motioned for Tony to slow down.
Li Fatzi grabbed the stairs with both hands and poked his head out to look down at the third floor.
"Holy!"
A zombie is slowly walking towards the Queen!
Li Fatzi scolded in his heart, and sure enough, there were guests in the other private room, and he had woken up and become a zombie!
It seems that the other guests in the private room have been harmed by him.
Tony couldn't see the situation above, patted Li Fat's buttocks, and asked softly, "What's wrong up there?" You're leaving! ”
Li Fatzi scolded secretly, he can't care so much!
"I'll deal with the zombie in front, and you go and close the door of 308!" After Li Fatzi finished speaking, he exerted his strength with his legs and rushed towards the zombie.
Although the mop's fracture is a bit sharp, Li Fatzi can't be sure if this thing can kill the zombie. But now I can only catch ducks on the shelves! A few seconds later, the Queen will be hanging!
The zombie was probably attracted by the delicious meal in front of him, and simply ignored the fat man Li who attacked from behind. Seeing that the zombie had bent down and opened its bloody mouth!
There was no time to aim at all, so Fat Li stabbed directly at the zombie's head with all his strength!
With a "poof", the mop was inserted into the zombie's head!
Blood splashed Li Fatzi's face, this is what it feels like to kill someone!?
The zombie fell on the queen's lap, and the fat man collapsed to the ground at once.
Killed the first zombie yourself? So easy?
Without waiting for Fatty Li to slow down, he only heard Tony's broken Chinese coming from behind him.
"You dead fat man, come here! There are several zombies in there! I can't stand your uncle! ”
Li Fatzi stepped on the zombie's head with his foot, pulled out the mop, and hurriedly ran to the door of 308.
The doors of the private rooms are not locked, and the doorknobs are ring-shaped. The zombie is supposed to pull the doorknob inside, and Tony is resisting to the death.
Fortunately, Tony didn't leave himself and run away, if he had released the zombies inside, he would have been dead and alive just now!
"You have to think of a way, uncle, I really can't hold on! This zombie is so powerful! Tony said with a grim face.
Li Fatzi was in a hurry, and compared most of the mop in his hand with the width of the door, almost a little longer than the width of the door.
"You push harder! I'll use this mop to pin to the door! Saying that, Li Fatzi passed the mop through the ring handle, but the zombie's strength was too great, and he often interrupted Li Fatman's movements.
"Khan! The sweat is falling out of my eyes! Tony said with his eyes closed in pain, but he didn't dare to let go of his hands.
Seeing that Tony gradually couldn't hold on, the beads of sweat that Li Fat Man was fighting began to fall.
Just as the two of them were trying to do everything they could to keep the door of the private room, the queen on the ground also woke up.
The two of them glanced at the Queen, although their eyes were very confused, but they did not turn into zombies! Since they didn't turn into zombies, the two of them didn't have time to care about her, and continued to compete with the zombies inside the door.
The Queen felt like she had a long, long dream. I can't remember exactly what the dream was, but it felt bad, and it must have been a nightmare.
Chaotic opened his eyes, not knowing what Fat Li and Tony were doing there. But when Fat Li glanced back at himself, the queen instantly shook her head and suddenly came to her senses!
What's that red thing on your face? Could it be my aunt?
Thinking of the Queen, she looked down, only to find that her legs were crushed by a puddle of something
"Murder! Killed! Help me! The queen hurriedly kicked the body away, and regardless of the red blood stuck to her legs, she stood up tremblingly against the wall and hid by the window.
It's just a little bit close to pinning the door! Li Fatzi and Tony have no kung fu to take care of her!
The Queen, who had misunderstood them, took advantage of this gap and hurriedly shouted out the window.
"Murder! Help me! Kill"
The queen stopped halfway through shouting.
"Whew! Finally got it! Thanks to Uncle, I'm one against three, otherwise all three of us would have burped tonight! Tony collapsed to the ground and quickly wiped the sweat from his face.
Li Fatzi just wanted to open his mouth to say something, only to hear another voice from the first floor!