Chapter 49: The Monk
This fat man is a monk.
Although there is no incense scar on the top of his head, it is also not a single hair, and its smoothness seems to reflect the moonlight, which makes me dizzy.
To say that he is really fat, shorter than Chang Long Xiang and fatter than Chang Long Xiang, the oversized cardigan can't fit at all, and the general's belly hangs out directly, and it looks like it's still falling down.
Except for the undershirt outside, he didn't wear any more clothes on his upper body, even if the weather was still a little cold, and he didn't mean to wear a base shirt......
I looked at his stomach and subconsciously looked up.
That's how fat you are..... Boobs are hanging down!!
"I've been eating intemperately lately, and I've gained a little weight......"
The fat monk ripped his clothes, seemed a little embarrassed, and laughed very embarrassed.
Don't look at him fat, to be honest, this monk is not ugly, just looked at him casually, and inexplicably felt a sense of intimacy.
His facial features are very well-proportioned, he can't say it's good-looking, it can't be said to be ugly, and when compared with outsiders alone, it can only be regarded as the most ordinary kind of passerby's facial features.
But on his face, the combination of facial features is two words, which is attractive.
What I can't take my eyes off the most is the earlobe of this fat monk.
The earlobes are not only fat, but also surprisingly large, two or three times as long as ordinary people's earlobes, which is extremely eye-catching.
"Who are you?"
"Monk." The fat monk replied, raised his right foot, and rubbed it on his left leg in embarrassment, as if it was a little itchy.
It was also at this time that I found out that this fat monk was wearing straw sandals, probably because he was fat, and the soles of his feet looked fat and thick, which was surprisingly big.
The pair of straw sandals is probably still custom-made, or he made it himself, and the specifications are larger than Chang Longxiang's.
Chang Longxiang wears fifty-size custom-made shoes, and the fat monk's shoes are estimated to be around fifty-two or three.......
"It's your ?!!"
At this moment, Miao Wuren's roar suddenly sounded, as if he had discovered that something was wrong with me, and his tone sounded a little anxious.
Before he could catch up, the fat monk ran to me in a few steps, lifted me up and threw me out, and stood still himself, completely separating me from Miao Wuren.
"Master Miao, why are you angry?" The fat monk smiled often, the corners of his mouth were grinning, and his face was full of indescribable joy: "If you have something to say, don't be angry." ”
Miao Wuren stopped five meters away from the fat monk, holding his cane tightly in his right hand and carrying a cloth bag in his left hand, which seemed to contain something.
If I'm not mistaken, it should be a villain's corpse.
"Thief bald donkey...... I didn't expect that we would still have a time to meet......" Miao Wuren sneered: "As soon as we meet, you have to spoil my business, right?" ”
Hearing Miao Wuren say this, he and the fat monk still seem to be old acquaintances.
I didn't dare to squeak at that time, and looked at the fat monk cautiously for a while, only feeling a little confused.
A monk who can confront the Miao Wu people...... It's not an ordinary person....... But why haven't I heard of this one?!
"I'm just here to save people." The fat monk smiled: "Master Miao, I don't want to make a grudge with you, let alone with you, for the sake of the Buddha's face, you can let him go." ”
"I don't believe in Buddhism." Miao Wuren snorted coldly: "Take the Buddha to press me, do you think I can listen to it?" ”
The fat monk nodded, and said with a smile: "Then it's for my sake, okay?" ”
"Twenty years ago, we fought once, you didn't win me, and I didn't win you......." Miao Wuren said, his expression gradually calmed down, and he sighed: "It seems that today I really scored a victory." ”
"Does it matter if you win or lose?" The fat monk asked.
"Face matters." Miao Wuren said: "You ruined my big event last time, and this time you are still like this...... Did you think I was made of mud? ”
When I heard this, I was only surprised.
Miao Wuren is about the same age as the old man, and the fat monk, judging from his appearance, should be in his early forties.
Twenty years ago...... Could it be that he will be able to fight with Miao Wuren when he is in his twenties?!
"I'm about the same age as them, but I'm a little younger, and I'm still your grandfather's generation in terms of age." The fat monk said coldly.
"You...... How do you know what I'm thinking?!! My eyes widened and I looked at the fat monk in disbelief.
"Guess." The fat monk smiled, didn't look back, and still didn't even look at me.
At this moment, the expression on Miao Wuren's face was getting more and more ugly, and the crutches in his hand were held tighter: "I didn't expect it, I haven't seen you for twenty years, and your Taoism is a few points higher." ”
"Master Miao, you took away the corpses of these villains, just to use them to refine the corpse Gu...... the fat monk sighed: "The living Gu has a heart, the medicine Gu has a spirit, only the corpse Gu is the most harmful, you must not enter the demon path......"
"It's not your turn to take care of my business." Miao Wuren sneered: "If the two of us make a move, we will definitely not be able to tell the winner in a short time, but that little cub ......."
I struggled to get up, walked a few steps forward, stood beside the fat monk, and glanced at Miao Wuren.
When I saw him staring at me, I felt a little trembling in my calves.
"I'll kill him with all my might, and you can't stop it." Miao Wuren said confidently.
The fat monk laughed twice, folded his hands, and only said that I am the Buddha is compassionate, I can't stop it, but the Buddha can stop it.
"People with good intentions have Buddha nature in their hearts, and people with Buddha nature see my Buddha light........ "The fat monk smiled: "You can defeat me, but can you defeat the world-honored one?" ”
Miao Wuren snorted coldly: "Pretending to be a ghost! ”
In the next second, he raised his right hand and waved it violently like a sleeve.
Before I could see it clearly, I only heard two crisp sounds, one black and one white, and two beetles the size of a child's fist had smashed into the fat monk's face.
Except for the special color, the rest of the physical characteristics of the two beetles are very similar to the shell lang, but they are not as docile as the shell lang, they just touched the fat monk's face, and the next second they got into it, and directly bit out two big holes in the fat monk's face.
But the strange thing is that the two blood holes only appeared for a few seconds, and they quickly recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if the flesh and blood around them were squeezing into the middle, and I was stunned when I saw it.
"Master Miao, twenty years have passed, and your ruthless temperament has really not changed.......
The fat monk smiled unabated, as if he didn't feel pain, covered his mouth with his hand, and coughed lightly twice.
When he spread his palms again, there were already two more "beetles" in his palms.
The color of the two insects was black, no different from ordinary shells, but both in size and shape...... No matter how you look at it, it's a Gu worm that has just burrowed into his body!!
"Your ability to transform into Gu...... It's more skilled than back then......." Miao Wuren frowned, and the solemnity in his eyes became more and more obvious.
"The poor monk is not turning into a Gu, he is doing Gu."
The fat monk said, bending down slightly and placing the two beetles on the ground.
"Du Gu? Gu can also be saved? Miao Wuren laughed disdainfully: "I think you are a thief who cultivates Buddhism and is crazy!" ”
The fat monk shook his head with a smile, and didn't argue much with Miao Wuren, but said.
"Miao donor, harm others and get harm, and do grievances and resentment, you won't not understand this truth."
"Speak human words." Miao Wuren scolded.
"The words of people are that it is better to settle the dispute, and it is not happy to take a step back and open the sky and the sky." The fat monk smiled and shook his head: "His grandfather is the Shen Yama King of the Shen family, and I have learned the temper of that old benefactor, and he is even more ........ than you."
"Can he beat me?" Miao Wuren asked rhetorically.
"Not necessarily." The fat monk didn't exaggerate, and scratched his head: "It's on a par with you, and in the end, it will definitely be a lose-lose." ”
"Then what am I afraid of him for?" Miao Wuren said coldly, glancing at me, his face full of murderous intent.
I didn't dare to look at Miao Wuren, so I turned my eyes away and asked curiously: "Senior, do you know my grandfather?" ”
"Acquaintance." The fat monk laughed.
"Who the hell .......are you," I was stunned.
Before the fat monk answered me, Miao Wuren scolded me.
"Smell the thief! If you want to fight, you can fight! Don't confess in front of me! I'm annoyed to watch! ”
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