Chapter 471: The Great Fool Who Was Distressed
"Are you Wu Shuai?"
I stood up and screamed louder than any dolphin was about to perform!
"Miss! Sit down and we'll start the show right away! ”
A staff member who maintained order on the scene blocked my way with his hand!
"Are you a security guard? Is this a concert? Why don't you let me out? ”
The staff member's tone and attitude are still very good, listening to my yelling in his ear, he can actually communicate with me calmly!
"Miss! Our show is very good-looking! ”
"Get out of the way! I told you, I'm going out! Wu Shuai! You stop, I know it's you! ”
But when I ran to the place where Wu Shuai was standing just now and looked around, there was no one!
I hurriedly picked up the phone and dialed Ding Xiaojiao!
"Hey! Xiaojiao, are you in school now? Wu Shuai is back! He is what Su Xu looks like, and Su Xu is ...... Ay! Never mind! It's okay! I just talked nonsense! I've been in a bad mood lately! I'm in the Aquarium! It's okay, it's okay! Xiaojiao, you don't have to come here! What the? Lacquer carving is also here? ”
Just then, a voice came from behind me!
"Zhan Ye!"
I crooked my mouth, rolled my eyes, and thought with my toes that it must be Qi Diaofu, but this voice ......
I didn't turn around, I just gave her a back!
"Zhan Ye, I have already put the chip in Shuai Shuai's body, thank you! But I think he has memories of the past, and he may not be happy, so from tomorrow, I will take it out of Shuai Shuai's body! Did you put your bag in the co-pilot once, and then Shuai Shuai picked up a photo that fell out of it, which is the way you like people? So, Shuai Shuai wants to become him, but Shuai Shuai wants to go back immediately to continue to be repaired elsewhere, he just comes to see you, maybe he will never wake up, or the development fails, and he becomes a pile of scrap metal that you see outside, and discards it in the trash! ”
It turned out that behind me was Murong Yaofu, I didn't dare to look back, but tears flowed down drop by drop!
After listening to her words, it was like a needle inserting into my heart, making me unable to move and in pain!
I turned around and looked at Murong Yaofu, and then shook her body hard, and the words that kept repeating in my mouth were all "Where is Wu Shuai?" ”
But she bowed her head and said nothing!
I let go of my hand!
Running like crazy towards the gate of the aquarium, trying to find Wu Shuai's shadow, or the clues that he might go anywhere!
"Wu Shuai, I'm sorry, I hurt you!"
"Miss! After you go out, you have to pay when you come back in! ”
I didn't follow the advice of the ticket inspector and chose to run towards the small animal storage outside the gate of the scenic spot!
Not here either!
Wu Shuai must have gone to our Lunhong University to talk about compensation for the little fox!
I'm waving my hand and trying to get a taxi!
But at the moment when the body of the person in the car completely got down, I saw Qi Diaofu!
"Zhan Ye! Are you here too? ”
"That's what I should ask you! You're doing a good job in school, what are you doing here? Get out of the way, I'm going to get in the car and go back to school! ”
Why do you like to come to the aquarium so much today! Could it be that Qi Diaofu is following me?
"I'm a volunteer at the aquarium and clean up! But I just came, Zhan Ye, are you leaving? It's too faceless! ”
"If I can't leave, what does it matter to you? You didn't come to me on purpose anyway! ”
I walked to the driver's position, looked at it, and after making sure it wasn't Su Ting, I pushed away the Qi Diaofu who was blocking the door of the car and didn't let me get into the car!
"Master driver, please hurry up and drive! Lunhong University! ”
Who knows, when I arrived at our school, I hurried to the principal's office, and then went to the supermarket in the college!
However, I didn't see Wu Shuai's people!
Why is Wu Shuai so stupid? Why does he want to be like Su Xu?
At this time, I remembered that Wu Shuai once sang to the depths of his heart, maybe it was full of strong vinegar at that time, but I didn't know it at all!
It's ironic! Now I still want to go back and watch the dolphin show that Su Xu promised me to watch together!
"Zhan Ye, I knew you would come back, I didn't expect it to be so soon? What are you looking for? ”
I reacted quickly and turned my back to Qi Diaofu's eyes, and then opened the small satchel, wanting to find a tissue in it and wipe my crying face, but all of a sudden, I took out a love letter that Su Xu had written to me before!
In fact, it's still in my little satchel, because it's what he once shoehorned into my little satchel, and probably because of this, no matter how many holes my little satchel breaks, I still haven't thrown it away!
Outside the aquarium at this moment, you can clearly hear the sound of marine animals calling in the aquarium, and in addition, there is a familiar song!
"You live, in the alley, I rented an apartment, in order to want to meet you unexpectedly, three years of high school, why did I, why didn't I study hard, I didn't get into the same university as you, I got a job, very close to your dormitory, when I started to learn to make quiches, I found you, don't eat breakfast! Oh, you passed by again, what are you listening to with headphones, can you tell me, lying in the playground of your school and watching the starry sky, the lights in the classroom are still on and you haven't left, remember, what age is the love letter I wrote to you, I am still writing, one day there will be a year to find that someone is silently by your side, maybe, I should not be in your world, when you receive a love letter, it also means that I have gone away, the square next to the school, I am waiting for the bell to ring, waiting for you to walk together after class, playing the piano, singing the song you love, Crush is not painful at all, it is you who are painful, you don't look at me at all, I sing so heartily, but I can't get into your heart, in people come and go, looking for you, guarding you, not seeking the ending! ”
"Zhan Ye! Do you like to listen to this song too? The song focuses on the innocence of the campus, and the lyrics explain the feelings of young people who have a crush on a girl, pursue hard, and wait for each other to get out of class every day! ”
"Qi Diaofu, can I ask you a question?"
"You speak! Zhan Ye! ”
Qi Diaofu walked around in front of me, and I quickly blew my nose vigorously, wiping my tears by the way!
"Qi Diaofu, do you say I'm very distracted?"
"You don't have a boyfriend, how can you call it Huaxin? Zhan Ye! At best, it should be called a nymphomaniac! ”
My snot bubbles that were teased by lacquer carving bubbles popped up again!
"Zhan Ye! Don't think about these things, I think a person's feelings will change with the change of the surrounding environment, this is normal, as long as you are full of enthusiasm for a thing, then even if you live up to yourself, you have not lived up to the event itself! ”
"Qi Diaofu, I didn't expect that you would also talk about chicken soup for the soul?"
"Actually, I just want to ask you, Zhan Ye! When are we going to start rehearsing our comedy show? It's going to be tomorrow! ”
Qi Diaofu followed my pace until I threw a parabola of snot paper and just went into the trash!
She was still clapping for me!
"Qi Diaofu, you're too fake, I really can't stand you! Actually, I don't want to go, but for your honesty! Well, let's rehearse once, not even once! What do you think? ”
"This ...... Zhan Ye! When, you say? ”
"Right now!"
"Now? Over here? In the oceanarium? How to practice! Could it be that in front of a group of small marine animals, dolphins and sea lions? ”
"Who told you to perform on them, Qi Diaofu, you should be able to guess, think again!"
"Zhan Ye, do you mean that let's learn how dolphins, sea lions, and seals can be funny?"
"Why not? Walk! Qi Diaofu, let's go in and take a good look at the dolphin show, and at the end, take a picture with it, maybe we can show their charm? ”
"They? Zhan Ye! Do you want me to learn too? ”
"Is that for sure! If you still want to be a group with me, do you want to be an animal trainer? ”
Qi Diaofu and I opened the door to the aquarium auditorium and sat inside, still in the position I was sitting in!
And she sat in the first row of the best position!
She's going to enjoy it!
Half an hour passed...... 1 hour passed......
The dolphins are still performing on it, drilling hoops for a while, playing with balls for a while, and diving for a while, which is very cute!
But what Qi Diaofu said also has some truth, we are human beings, how should we imitate this primitive little animal!
Actually, I just blurted it out, but it became the source of the difficulty of continuing to create!
Otherwise, just bow your head to Qi Diaofu and act according to the script she is holding, but there is really nothing new, and it will make you very faceless!
I heard that the first thing the teacher taught in the acting class was to imitate animals, so which animal is the cutest?
Gorilla? Pig? Sheep? Golden snub-nosed monkeys, giant pandas? It seems that these land animals have been imitated by everyone, they are too ordinary!
Marine animals, comedy stars, are a little less involved, maybe this is another fertile ground!
Rather than fighting hard in the red sea, it is better to break out of the world in the blue ocean, so that you will definitely be able to advance smoothly!
In fact, I've always been so self-righteous that I feel like my brain is a once-in-a-century experience!
At this time, Qi Diaofu walked from the front row to my position, and then did it to the left of my position, and discussed with me how we should perform the image, so as to make everyone laugh!
Suddenly, my phone rang!
"Hey! Who is it? Jiang Moumou's assistant? Did you make the wrong call? ”
"Zhan Ye! How? Is it a scam call? Then hang up quickly, and the two of us will study and study again! ”
"What? You said that your Jiang Moumou saw me as Ding Xiaojiao's agent with a very responsible attitude, and wanted me to be his assistant? How can it be? I'd like to ask! Are you talking about Jiang Moumou, a famous comedy star with zero scandals and high-quality idols? ”
At the same time, Ding Xiaojiao also received a phone call!
She took one look at me and sneakily ran outside to answer the ......