Chapter 3: Fighting Rats in the Ancestral Hall

It's also strange to say, the sun was shining just now, and it really rained heavily halfway through.

The road was already very rough, and when it rained, it was even more muddy.

Shen Lang said: "Sister-in-law, why don't we find a place to shelter from the rain first?" ”

Fang Qing hesitated and said, "It's okay!" ”

After walking a hundred and ten steps forward, Fang Qing pointed to the side of the road and said, "Look, there seems to be a house there!" ”

Shen Lang fixed his eyes and saw a majestic big house standing in the cornfield, and the fog around the house was rising, like a fairy mansion.

When they arrived, the two found that this was an ancestral hall, no wonder it would be built in the wilderness.

There are more than a dozen tablets enshrined in the ancestral hall, and there is actually a coffin in the northwest corner, the coffin is painted with red paint, and it should have just been put in a few days.

According to local customs, it takes seven days after death to go out of the funeral, and the temperature is too high in dog days, if the body is placed at home, it will rot with insects, so it will be placed in the shady ancestral hall.

Fang Qing was a little scared, looked outside and said: "This ghost weather, I don't know when the rain will stop, if you go back late, let your eldest brother know that we are here today to ask for a signature, then it will be troublesome!" ”

Shen Lang asked curiously, "What, is Principal Tao in a bad temper?" ”

Fang Qing said: "It's not, it's just that every time I drink wine, I will have convulsions." ”

The two of them still ate when they went out in the morning, and now it is two o'clock in the afternoon, and their stomachs are rumbling with hunger.

Shen Lang looked outside, suddenly had a plan, and said happily: "Sister-in-law, you wait here, I'll go out and get something to eat!" ”

In the middle of summer, the early-maturing corn has begun to set ears, and the heavy ears of corn are like the small breasts of a young girl in the flowering season.

Shen Lang plunged into the cornfield and broke seven or eight corn cobs in a row.

"Help......"

was busy working, and suddenly heard Fang Qing's cry for help from the ancestral hall.

Shen Lang didn't know what was going on, so he had to return.

When he returned to the ancestral hall, he saw Fang Qing curled up in the corner, his already soaked clothes being grabbed by himself, and the two full curves on his chest were stretched.

"Sister-in-law, what's wrong?"

"Rats, rats!" Fang Qing's eyes were frightened, and he pointed to the coffin in the northwest corner.

"It turned out to be a mouse, I thought it was a corpse!" Shen Lang put down the corn cob, picked up a green brick casually, and walked over pretending to be relaxed.

But after turning around, there were no rats near the coffin.

Shen Lang was feeling strange in his heart, and suddenly heard Fang Qing behind him scream again: "Here, here......"

Shen Lang turned back suddenly, only to see a mouse the size of a rabbit, squatting in the middle of the ancestral hall.

The mouse had a big belly and was extremely fat, but it was not slow, and it arrived in front of Fang Qing in the blink of an eye.

"Look for death!"

Shen Lang rushed up with an arrow step, picked up the bricks, and with a "bang", directly smashed the rat's head into a meat patty, which was sticky and embedded in the cracks of the floor tiles.

The rat's head was smashed, but the strange thing was that its stomach was still wriggling violently, as if there was something hidden inside.

Fang Qing had already messed up, hiding behind Shen Lang, hugging his tiger's back.

In fact, Shen Lang was also a little afraid, after all, such a big mouse, he was the first time in his life to see it, but there was a delicate beauty behind him, he had to bite the bar, and said: "Sister-in-law, don't be afraid, the mouse has been killed by me!" ”

"Yes...... Its belly is still moving! Fang Qing stole another glance.

"It's okay, I can't make it move!" As he spoke, Shen Lang picked up the bricks again and smashed the big rat into a pulp!

Both of them were splashed with hot rat blood, and they went to the eaves to rinse and finally calmed down.

After a short break, Shen Lang took down an oil lamp from the tablet, peeled off the corn cob, and said, "Sister-in-law, please eat roasted corn!" ”

The tablets are made with sesame oil lamps, so they can be used directly to bake food.

But the corpse of the big rat was on the side, Fang Qing was sick to his stomach for a while, covered his mouth and said, "I can't eat it!" ”

Shen Lang ate three by himself, and it was really hard to swallow, so he offered the rest of it.

The heavy rain lasted for nearly three hours, and it didn't stop until about five o'clock in the afternoon, the road was still muddy, but there was no need to get drenched in the rain, Shen Lang took the bicycle and drove Fang Qing to continue to set off.

As soon as the two of them walked on their front feet, a big mouse sprang out of the ancestral hall with tears in their eyes, gritted their teeth, and followed the two quietly......

It was already eight o'clock in the evening when I returned to White Deer Town.

Fang Qing was uneasy in her heart, thinking about how she would answer if her husband asked.

The yard was pitch black.

Fang Qing held the door with both hands and shouted inside: "Husband, come and help me, I just went to the commissary to buy something, and I accidentally twisted my foot!" ”

shouted three times, but there was no response inside.

In the middle of the night, my mother-in-law's voice came from the west wing: "Don't shout, I said that I went to the county for a meeting today, and I haven't come back yet!" ”

"Mom......"

Fang Qing trembled with fright, but quickly calmed down again, because her mother-in-law was dizzy, deaf, and mentally a little problematic.

In the dark, Fang Qing grabbed Shen Lang and said in his ear: "Move lightly, carry me to the hall!" ”

"Good!"

Shen Lang was blown by her and his ears itched, and he carried it up for the third time.

When passing by the West Wing, Fang Qing motioned for Shen Lang to stop, and shouted inside, "Mom, have you eaten?" ”

"After drinking half a bowl of brown sugar water, I'm not hungry." The mother-in-law's voice was weak.

"That's okay, Mom, you go to sleep first."

Entering the hall, Fang Qing fumbled to turn on the electric light and said, "You go to take a bath first, and my sister-in-law will cook for you immediately!" ”

"No need!" Shen Lang said: "Sister-in-law, your feet are not well yet!" ”

"You're not hungry, sister-in-law is still hungry!" Fang Qing looked towards the curtain and said, "I remember that there is a walking stick at the head of the bed, which my mother-in-law used before, you help me bring it." ”

"Okay!" Shen Lang opened the curtain and saw a soft big bed inside, with a pink mosquito net hanging on the bed, which was particularly attractive in the dim light.

On the bedside dressing mirror, there is a seventeen-inch panda color TV and VCD, symbolizing that this is a well-off home.

Wait, what is this......

Shen Lang's eyes lit up, and he slowly walked to the bed, only to see a box of disassembled sets next to the panda color TV.

"Oh my God!"

Shen Lang swallowed his saliva, feeling extremely excited, and Fang Qing's undressed appearance flashed in his mind again......

"Shen Lang, have you found it? I remember it was at the west end of the bed! Fang Qing next door urged, and her voice was faintly uneasy.

"Find ...... Got it! Shen Lang suddenly came back to his senses, and saw a half-new crutch across the west end of the bed.

"Sister-in-law, then I'll go take a shower first, you call me if there's something!" As soon as he saw something he shouldn't have seen, Shen Lang was like a child who had done something wrong, his eyes flickered, and he fled the scene in embarrassment.