Hearing Uncle He blurt out the bamboo shoots "one way", I was choked by my own saliva and coughed.

My sister-in-law didn't hold back, and pointed at Uncle He, you, you haven't said anything for a long time, and at the end, raise your hand to signal, you continue to ask.

Uncle He didn't react yet, didn't realize that he had just said the wrong name, looked at us in confusion, and then asked:

A Tao, what do you want to do in the middle of the night, listening to other people's walls? Say!

The bamboo shoots' little eyes were shining, and even I could see that he was trying to use his little brain to make up stories, and he didn't look like he would be honest at all.

Sure enough, while his small eyes turned, he secretly looked at his sister-in-law and Uncle He, and kept muttering that he was a good person, and he lost the cat he raised.

Then he praised Uncle He's strong means, he was the next life of the Buddha, Hongjun was reincarnated, and he wanted to flatter his sister-in-law as a heavenly immortal, and he was his aunt and grandmother.

After listening to the two sentences, the sister-in-law covered her ears, shouted that her ears hurt, and said: Lao He, don't ink with him, let's beat it first, and then talk about it after the beating.

Uncle He had already had itchy hands, so he couldn't wait for an order to slap the table in the interrogation room hard, and Yu Jia pushed a trolley into the door.

Seeing all kinds of torture instruments on the car, Ding Ling appeared as soon as she appeared, and the bamboo shoots first widened her eyes, as if she had seen something extremely terrifying, and then suddenly let out a very long sound "he~e" The eyeballs rolled up and passed out.

Uncle He was startled, walked over in disbelief, and kicked his leg: This is frightening? Wake up, I haven't started yet!

Yu Jia didn't speak, parked the car, picked up a bucket, walked to the bamboo shoots, and splashed it down with a bang, even the ice and water were dripping.

A bamboo shoot woke up, and Uncle He rubbed his hands over there, opened a small cloth curtain about fifteen centimeters long and eight centimeters wide that was rolled up to draw dragons and embroidered phoenixes, and spread it on the cart after it was flattened, which turned out to be a curtain of silver needles.

Uncle He took a silver needle in his hand and called my name: Stop, I am going to use the silver needle to seal several of his big points now, to prevent him from going out of his body, or to show his original form to escape, just to explain to you the method of silver needle puncture.

I think it's quite strange, what kind of person is this Uncle He, how can he do anything, and the things he knows are too mixed.

Thinking that when the opportunity arises, I must pester my aunt to tell me that I can't, so I sat up straight, looked like I was listening carefully, and said, "Okay, thank you, Uncle He."

So Uncle He twisted the silver needle in his hand and began to say:

The human body mainly has 12 meridians and 8 strange meridians. The twelve meridians are: the three yin meridians of the hands, the three yang meridians of the hands, the three yin meridians of the feet, and the three yang meridians of the feet.

The eight veins of the Qi Jing include: Ren Pulse, Du Pulse, Chong Pulse, Belt Pulse, Yin Pulse Vein, Yang Pulse Vein, Yin Dimension Pulse, and Yang Dimension Pulse.

In addition, there are about 52 single acupoints, 309 double acupoints, and 50 extrameridian acupoints around the human body, with a total of 720 acupuncture points.

There are 108 key points in this. 11 stunning points, 36 fatal points.

The fatal acupoint is the death acupoint, and it is divided into four acupoints: soft numbness, dizziness, light and heavy, and there are nine acupoints in each of them.

In life-and-death struggles, it is used as a "killer". Here's a quick memorable songbook:

"Baihui fell to the ground, the tail did not return to his hometown, Zhangmen was hit, nine out of ten people died, the sun and the dumb door, it is inevitable to see the king of Hades, the spine is broken and there is no bone, and the knee is in a hurry to die."

Uncle He said the names of the acupuncture points while pointing out the relative positions on the bamboo shoots' bodies to show me.

Then he said, "Whoever is a monk ... Or as long as the cultivated beasts can transform into human form, they have the same meridians as humans, and once they have the ability to change psychic, they will use the original spirit out of body to escape, so the first thing is to prevent them from escaping. ”

As he spoke, Uncle He pierced the silver needle in his hand into the intersection of the midline of the top of the bamboo shoot's head and the line connecting the tips of the two ears.

"This is the Baihui acupoint, which belongs to the Du Mai. Ordinary people who are hit will faint and fall unconscious.

Now I will seal his Feng Chi point, which is between the depression under the occipital tuberosity and the mastoid process, and I want to take the acupoint between the trapezius muscle and the sternocleidomastoid process. If hit here, it will hit the center of the medulla, and ordinary people will be unconscious. ”

After that, Uncle He stabbed the second silver needle, and then twisted another silver needle in his hand, and squatted down:

"Now, I will seal his life-gate acupoint, which is between the spinous processes of the second lumbar vertebra and the third lumbar vertebrae, which belongs to the Du Mai. After ordinary people are hit, they will impact the spinal air breaker and are prone to paraplegia. ”

Uncle He sealed the three death points of bamboo shoots with three silver needles and said to me:

Generally speaking, if it is purely to prevent the Yuan Shen from going out of the body, it is enough to prick the acupoint with more than three silver needles, but our nature today is to coerce confessions, so the acupuncture is to kill the acupoint, so that he can dispel all the thoughts of getting through the confusion. Judging by his reaction now, he should be ......

Speaking of this, Uncle He stopped, he originally wanted to analyze his original form and Taoism based on the reaction of the bamboo shoot after being pierced by the silver needle.

But he just explained the acupuncture points to me wholeheartedly, and he didn't pay attention, and found that although the bamboo shoots were handcuffed at this time, his mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and he was looking at Yu Jia in a daze.

From top to bottom, from bottom to top, I couldn't stop looking, the eyes were like a tongue with slime, while looking at Yu Jia's plump breasts, walking up and down Yu Jia's body.

The greasy horizontal flesh on his face kept twitching with the wandering of his gaze, as if he could lift the bottom of Yujia's skirt on his thighs with his mental power. More obscene than obscene, more obscene than obscene.

In an instant, I saw two flames suddenly appear in Uncle He's eyes, and his eyes were red, and he stopped analyzing and teaching.

Raising his right hand, he stretched out two fingers to hit the bamboo shoot's eye hole, poked him to the ground, and without waiting for the bamboo shoot to scream, he jumped up and punched and kicked the bamboo shoot.

What was copied out of his hand, he was beaten up with a stinky beating, no matter what he got from the car, he slammed it onto the bamboo shoots, and finally lifted the empty car and smashed the bamboo shoots.

The bamboo shoot was beaten by the crying father and the mother, but it was in response to a sentence: the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry.

In the stinky beating of Uncle He's storm, the bamboo shoots gradually stopped shouting for pain and begging for mercy, and actually raised their heads slowly, their eyes showed a fierce light, and they stared at Uncle He viciously and said: Don't regret it.

Uncle He was already red-eyed, and now that the bamboo shoots had changed in tone and demeanor, he stretched out his hand to his waist and liberated the weapon: Six Holy Beasts!

took out a metal strip of "laser sword", kicked the bamboo shoot on its back with one kick, and stabbed straight at the middle of the bamboo shoot.

The Jizhong acupoint belongs to the Ren vein, which is the meeting of the twelve meridians and the Ren vein. After ordinary people are hit, their internal qi is diffuse, their hearts are flustered, and they are delirious. What's more, if you are pierced by a weapon like this, even those who have cultivated will lose their spiritual power. The light ones have a great loss of mana, and the heavy ones die. Even my sister-in-law took a breath in pain.

Unexpectedly, after Uncle He stood up, the bamboo shoot that was stabbed was with an expression of indifference......

Uncle He didn't react for a while, he was stunned, and looked at the bamboo shoots with a puzzled look for a while, and the bamboo shoots' expressions became more and more proud.

Uncle He turned his head to look at his sister-in-law and said, "Fuck, this thing is really a hob meat!"