"Hey, what are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful eunuch?" Seeing that he was stunned, Xia Xueye stabbed his waist very dissatisfied, and continued to twist his tired neck, "Hey, go and help me find a rope." ”

"Rope?" The emperor was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically with some incomprehension, "What do you want a rope for, should you ...... Hang oneself? ”

"Whew!" Xia Xueye scolded at all, and she didn't have any sense of a woman's reserve, "I saw that you just hanged yourself, with your appearance, you must have followed the emperor's dead old man for too long, and you have no attachment to life, and you are ready to commit suicide." ”

"You...... I'm just asking! The emperor's eyes were crossed, but he had to surrender helplessly. There's no way, I've never seen such a savage and arrogant woman, and I really can't handle it.

"Then why are you still stunned, hurry up!" Xia Xueye was even more proud, kicked him hard, and held her head high with a big grin. "Hmph, you want to bully me, and you don't want to see who I am. I'll tell you little hedgehog, I'm the princess! ”

I can't wait for you to be the princess and her mother! The emperor secretly thought in his heart that he had a handle in the hands of others, so he had to go to find a rope.

The emperor was kicked out of bed, if this is spread out, will he still need to live? Forget it, if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, don't worry about this crazy woman.

The two of them got into the courtyard, and Xia Xueye hunched over like a thief, tiptoeing around. That funny appearance made the emperor really can't help it, and complained: "Hey, what the hell do you want a rope for, it's like being a thief." ”

"Hey, you know a!" Xia Xue Ye Tian rolled her eyes shamelessly, and continued to tiptoe around. slipped into the house and quickly pushed the emperor. "Hey, hurry up and find it, I want a rope, the longer the better, the bigger it is."

The emperor really wanted to push her backhand, but he was the emperor, when was he called by the little guards, let alone being pulled around, it was too unusual.

Of course, he was just thinking about it, if he really wanted him to tell his identity now, wouldn't it provoke this crazy woman? It's easy to kill her, the key is how to seal her mouth?

"Hey, did you find it?" After rummaging for a while, Xia Xueye didn't find the rope she wanted, and couldn't help shouting in a low voice in a hurry.

"Found it!" The emperor responded depressedly, and walked out with a large bundle of rope on his shoulder. God, what the hell am I doing to work for this mad woman!

Seeing him come out, Xia Xueye was first overjoyed, and then her face instantly turned black and glared at him fiercely. "Damn, how can I use that big rope of yours?"

But no, the hemp rope on the emperor's shoulder is the size of a baby's fist, and Xia Xueye's small hand is difficult to hold, how can he climb?

"Well, that's all there is to it." The emperor is also a little embarrassed, usually this kind of rope is not used. Besides, she only said that bigger is better, and she didn't say how big it should be. Isn't that big enough?

Depressedly took the rope from his shoulder, Xia Xueye almost didn't fall, there were twenty pounds! "You, you treat me as Hercules, how can I throw such a heavy rope on the wall?"

"Throw it on the wall?" The emperor was stunned again, and looked at her a little inexplicably, as if he wanted to ask why.

Xia Xueye realized that she had missed her mouth, and hurriedly laughed: "Hehe, it's nothing." Forget it, just use this one, go back and revise it. Hey hey, buddy, thanks! ”

Swaggering and carrying the rope, Xia Xueye didn't take this emperor in her eyes at all, her head was held high, and her spirit was high, as if she had escaped from the palace.

The emperor watched her go out in a daze, and he really didn't understand what she was going to do. Dressed like this, just to get a rope and hang yourself outside the wall?

After a cold war, the emperor trembled unnaturally, it seems that the rumors in the palace are true, this Xia Concubine was actually crazy by herself! Thinking like this, the emperor couldn't help but secretly exhale, as long as she didn't leak my ugly things.

Just wanted to turn around and go out, but didn't want Xia Xueye to walk back with the rope again, the emperor couldn't help but wonder and asked, "Why did you come back again?" ”

Xia Xueye rolled her eyes again, pointed outside and said, "Your little brother is watching from outside, how dare I go?" Hey, where did the dead old man go to the emperor, he hadn't seen anyone for so long? ”

"Presumptuous, you ......" At this time, the old eunuch who followed the emperor heard this, and almost spurted blood in anger. How much courage is it to scold the emperor in front of the emperor?

It's just that before he could speak, the emperor hurriedly stopped in front of Xia Xueye, glared at him vigorously, and said to Xia Xueye quite embarrassedly: "It's okay, the emperor went back a little privately and said let me look at you." ”

"Cut, I still need you to see it?" Xia Xueye glanced at him with disdain, looked back at the nervous old eunuch, and shrugged his shoulders indifferently. Forget it, let's leave these things that are neither male nor female, let's go back and plan when to escape.

"I'm leaving, you play slowly. Little hedgehog, you're actually pretty good, girl, smile and show your master. ”

The emperor twitched, and almost fainted. And when Xia Xueye looked back and saw this, she laughed even more proudly, this time she really swaggered through a group of guards, full of aura.

In fact, Xia Xueye is also strange, what is the emperor doing here? I've been here for so long and haven't seen anyone, so why don't you go to the backyard to find a little eunuch?

A shudder, Xia Xueye couldn't help but scold secretly, this old bastard must be tired of playing with women, and he has changed to play eunuch!

Seeing Xia Xueye go away, the emperor's hanging heart finally let go. This Concubine Xia is crazy enough, if it is stimulated a few more times, who knows what will happen.

Turning his head and glaring at the old eunuch who was respectful, he said coldly: "I still need your theory to do things?" Back to the palace! ”

The old eunuch was stunned for a moment, and looked at the emperor who walked out very incomprehensibly, thinking to himself when did the emperor become so arrogant? The little eunuch just now was so presumptuous that he dared to scold the emperor...... However, why didn't the emperor get angry?

I don't understand, the old eunuch can only come to one conclusion, the emperor is interested in this little eunuch!

"Mother, what are you?" Looking at the busy summer snow leaves, Shuang'er was curious. Since the beating lady came back yesterday with a large bundle of rope, she has been busy here, and she doesn't know what she is doing.

"Hehe, girl, did you find the fabric you found for me?" Xia Xueye didn't answer, and looked up at her with a sinister smile.

What are you doing, of course, braiding rope! Hehe, unsurprisingly, you can sneak out of the palace tonight. Rattle...... Oops, fortunately, we've seen Little Swallow, otherwise we wouldn't be so smart!

Although she was puzzled, Shuang'er still took a bundle of black cloth from the hands of the palace maid behind her and handed it to Xia Xueye, and said, "Niangniang, this is what you want, the blackest fabric in the capital." ”