The word dead ghost, if the ghost word is accentuated and prolonged, it is a woman's affectionate name for her lover, but if it is a light and rapid short sound, then it is a statement of fact.

From my sister-in-law's greeting, I knew that the stunner in front of me, no, the man, was a ghost who stayed in the yang world after the death of a human being.

I was looking at the distraction, the back of the head was patted by my sister-in-law, I looked at my sister-in-law, she was turning around and going out after she finished shooting, I retracted my gaze, lowered my head embarrassedly, and followed my sister-in-law.

The "dead ghost" followed us out in all directions.

When I came to the living room, my sister-in-law and the boy sat on the sofa very casually, and the cow cat "Qingming" raised by the sister-in-law also jumped into the arms of the boy and turned out his belly, meowing and rubbing.

Childe also stretched out his slender white fingers and scratched the cat's chin. Quite familiar, after a while, the cat whined, closed his eyes very intoxicated, and saw my jealousy~ The creaky sound of the teeth.

My sister-in-law glanced at me and saw that I was standing awkwardly to the side, so she pointed to a random place: stop, sit. I finally felt less embarrassed and sat down next to my sister-in-law.

I had not only sat down for a second when the boy opposite him stood up with his clothes dressed up, and bowed respectfully to me, saying:

Lonely souls have never seen immortals.

I was startled, and almost jumped up to return the salute, and also waved at him, and said incoherently:

No, no, I'm not an immortal, don't scare me, I can't afford this ceremony.

When he saw me worshipping him, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly bowed to me again, and I was just about to raise my head to see him bow again, and then returned the salute.

In this way, the two of us bowed to each other, and the sister-in-law on the side shouted: Stop! And pointed to his face and said, "It's time to worship Gaotang, your father is not here, just worship me."

The boy laughed and sat down, and the sister-in-law motioned for me to sit too, and said to the son, who called himself impermanence:

There is no need to salute, she will have to study for a few years before she can officially take over, and it will not be too late for you to bow down at that time, and now she is still a waste.

What my sister-in-law said is the Spring Festival, the secret language of the rivers and lakes, which means that I am a layman who has no heart.

I can understand this, when I was a child, I heard Ma Xian say in the hall, and my sister-in-law also taught, and she also asked me to memorize what formulas, mental methods, etc.

The son said very politely: I just heard the words of the respected driver, this girl is the successor of the respected driver in the future, but I have been in retreat for a long time, and I don't know the respectful face, please recommend.

The sister-in-law smiled: If you were so gentle just now, you wouldn't have scared our children like that, and you thought that the explosion of the gas bomb was going to drag me out.

She is my niece, Xu Qing, when I am not there in the future, she will come over to help take care of it.

After speaking, my sister-in-law introduced him to me again, saying: This "dead ghost" is a chess master of the Southern Song Dynasty, who used to play chess with Zhao Ji of Song Huizong.

Because he played Go and played black and white, his chess skills were superb and varied, so the imperial seal was "impermanent", and he refused to reincarnate when he died.

Four years ago, when I was subduing demons in Inner Mongolia, I released him from the seal, but the internal injuries were very serious, and he has been pranayama with me.

According to the charges written on the seal, it turned out that this thing was a pervert, and at night he would drill into the bed of the little girl, and said to people: You have a lot of ideas, learn to play chess with me.

If people didn't agree, he wouldn't leave, which was really disturbing to the people, and he was later caught and sealed by Taoist friends and thrown on the grassland.

You don't have to be afraid, he doesn't have much mana, if he lets you learn to play chess with him, you let him sleep with you, this kid is not bad, just play chess, just delay the work, so many years, can teach the female apprentice early.

When I heard my sister-in-law say this, I was immediately embarrassed, and two red clouds flew out of the other party's face, and I didn't know what to say for a while.

My sister-in-law didn't leave much time to embarrass us, and asked Impermanence: Why did you come out today? As he spoke, he pulled his impermanent hand over and took the pulse, saying that it was good, the breath was uniform and soft, the ghost was restrained, and the spirit was pure.

Impermanence hurriedly said, thanks to the Nine Shadows Forgotten River Grass retrieved by Immortal Venerable, I was able to recover so quickly, and my sister-in-law waved her hand:

Don't say that, the last time you were seriously injured was because of me. I took medicine to save you, and it was only right. I asked Impermanence if he had come up with an activity.

Impermanence heard my sister-in-law say this, and knew that my sister-in-law had something to do with him, so he hurriedly said that if he was sent, he would not hesitate.

My sister-in-law returned to the bedroom and took out a small K gold earrings from the jewelry box, with a black and white yin and yang gossip pattern on the small round head, the workmanship is very exquisite, although it is small, it can be opened, and the inside is empty.

My sister-in-law handed me the stud earrings and asked me to put them on, and I obediently put them on the earlobe of my left ear. The sister-in-law then said to impermanence:

This child's eyes have not opened, but the time has come, and it is estimated that he will soon encounter related things, and now the wandering ghost has been disturbed by the true qi leaking out of her sleep.

You hide in this stud earring and follow her, and teach her what she doesn't understand. Just don't teach her to play chess, you can't teach a good apprentice.

Impermanence looked at me, smiled and nodded in agreement.

But I'm shocked to let a ghost hide in an earring and follow me? No, what are you kidding, I said to my sister-in-law:

Aunt, this is not very good, although he is a ghost, but in the end there is a difference between men and women, his age, my age, it is good to say that it is not good.

My sister-in-law interrupted me and said:

You and your dad can't learn well, so tell me about cross talk? What his age is your age, he's more than a thousand years old, you're nineteen. Besides, you can be content, how good-looking he is, and he can play chess, right?

I said aunt, no, I'm still so young.

My sister-in-law looked at me with her sharp eyes:

You really don't want to? Or are you selling cheaply? I smiled embarrassedly: I have to excuse myself, otherwise it will seem like I am so.

My sister-in-law looked at me and was happy, picked up a piece of paper on the coffee table, folded the shape of a villain, pinched it in her hand and chanted it, threw it into the air, and said:

Rise! Where the paper figure and the voice fell, there stood a heroic man in casual clothes, and it could be seen that the muscles under his clothes were tight and toned.

The face is a characteristic of the Chinese, but there seems to be a little mixed blood in the eyebrows, bronzed complexion, there is a clever smile, eyebrows and eyes~

My jaw was about to fall off, how did I do it, a big change of life or a golden house, the sister-in-law laughed as if she had succeeded in her prank, walked up to the man, and said:

This seat is going to take a nap, and you come to sleep. The man didn't speak, and he picked up the princess in public and walked towards the sister-in-law's bedroom.

My sister-in-law put her arms around his neck with one hand, shook at me with the other, and said: Bye-bye~ Arrogance and lasciviousness are the privileges of the Onmyoji, so enjoy it~

Then her laughter spilled over the road to her bedroom. Then we heard the door closing, and I had a picture of a man and a woman in shame...

After a long time, I lifted my chin, swallowed my spit, and said: It's too corrupt...