Chapter 10: Invisibility

I'm a little confused, is there anything wrong about it?

Steamed Xiaomeng, that's right, that's what I planned. This is the magic recipe for resurrection on the "Qishu Ghost Sutra", and it is normal to do this.

Jiang Yuhan: "Diao Min! Are you going to cook? After steaming Xiaomeng, can she still live? ”

Me: "Rare and weird!" Who said steamed? It's just a means to save people and heal the sick. I told you you you didn't understand ......."

Jiang Yuhan: "You! ”

Jiang Wenchuan: "Yuhan, Huang Quan is a measured person, you have to believe him." In traditional Chinese medicine, there is fumigation therapy, and I think Huangquan should be said to be fumigation. ”

I looked at Jiang Wenchuan, and the doubts on his face were obviously no less than Jiang Yuhan.

Jiang Yuhan said: "You can use a fumigation bed for fumigation, why use a steamer?" ”

Me: "Fumigation bed? What the hell? ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Are you an idiot? ”

Don't you know that the fumigation bed is an idiot? I really didn't know there was such a thing. In our village, we would take a bath, either boil a pot of water at home and sit in a big wooden basin. Either the village pond, in which men, women and children of all ages are soaked in the summer.

To put it mildly, even the sauna I learned about it a long time later.

The third master told me a lot of things outside the mountain, but it wouldn't be so specific that even the fumigation bed gave me a detailed description, right? I guess that even if the old man describes to me the car ~ earthquake or horse ~ earthquake, he will not be so bored as to say anything to me about the fumigation bed.

I smiled and said, "People in the mountains, I don't know, forgive me!" Excuse me! I didn't know there was such a rarity. ”

Jiang Yuhan glanced at me: "Ignorance! ”

I'm very unhappy, should this chick be so unkind to me? I didn't do anything to be sorry for her, although there was something in the coffin for her, but it was to save people. It was I who rescued her from the female ghost, I brought her out of the mountains, I handed her over safely to her father, and I saved Jiang Wenchuan......

And now, I wholeheartedly plan to save her sister Jiang Yumeng, but as long as I am a normal person, even if I am not grateful, it should not be like this.

I didn't bother to care if Jiang Wenchuan was in front of me: "Master, I don't like to take care of you." I think you're sick. The way I learned was to use a steamer, and it was a question of whether it could be used or not. ”

Jiang Wenchuan said: "Okay, don't quarrel. Huang Quan, I'll ask someone to buy a fumigation bed first, and you can see if you can use it. If it doesn't work, let's go back and prepare the steamer. This thing is easy to find, and the others are more troublesome. Huang Quan, Xiaomeng will entrust it to you. ”

He paused and instructed Wu's mother: "Prepare a room for Huang Quan, and he will live in our house in the future." ”

Jiang Wenchuan hurriedly went out.

Wu's mother went upstairs to clean up the room.

In the living room, Jiang Yuhan and I were left staring wide-eyed.

The two of us just looked at each other for a full minute, and there was no spark of love. The third master told me a love story of love at first sight, saying that young men and women, only look at each other, and then fly together, I think he is purely fooling me.

If I stare at Jiang Yuhan again, I think it is very likely that the two of us will fight. From the living room to the kitchen, from the sofa to the carpet, from the first floor to the second floor, from the grass to the bed......

I turned around and went upstairs, intending to study the Qishu Ghost Sutra again. To cure the sick and save people, there is no room for ambiguity. If I cure Jiang Yumeng to death, all my efforts will be wasted. Also, when I was struck by lightning, it seemed that something had changed in my body, and I needed to study it carefully.

Jiang Yuhan didn't let me go.

She shouted behind me, "Hey, you wait. ”

Me: "What's the matter?" ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Let's have a good chat." ”

I sat on the sofa and wanted to have a good chat with her, in the coffin of the Taiqing Palace, that thunder struck down, it was really a misunderstanding. But Jiang Yuhan's words made me completely lose the mind to chat.

Jiang Yuhan: "I know, you came to my house just to pester me." Say, how can you get out? I'll tell you the truth, there's no way I'm going to like you. We're never going to ...... together."

"Brutal, willful, proud, arrogant, smelly. Jiang Yuhan, don't worry, I won't like you. ”

"Mean, shameless, stupid, scoundrel, frivolous. Huangquan, people must be self-aware, you are really bad! ”

I got up and went upstairs, there was no need to talk.

The room was big and the bed was soft, I never dreamed that one day, I would live in a room like this. But now is not the time to enjoy. I closed my eyes and felt the changes in my body.

I didn't feel the yarn!

That day in the Taiqing Palace, I was sure that I could be invisible. Because Jiang Yuhan said that he couldn't see me! Later, I took Jiang Yuhan's hand, and it seemed that because of this, she was also invisible, and the female ghost passed by us, but ignored us.

How did you do that?

I thought about it, thinking back to the moments.

Jiang Yuhan thought that I had bullied her, and was very angry, pointing at me and crying and scolding. The female ghost attracted by the cry, the female ghost got closer and closer, and I was extremely anxious, and at that time, I thought to myself, it would be nice if I could be invisible.

And then......

It seems that it is really invisible.

Do you want to do it?

I widened my eyes, came to the mirror, and said to myself: I want to be invisible, I want to be invisible, I want to be invisible......

I'll go!

Although I had been prepared for a long time, I still couldn't control my shock.

I was shocked by myself!

In the mirror, my body slowly disappeared without a trace. That's right, I'm gone! Not only am I gone, but even the clothes on my body are gone. But I was clearly standing in front of the mirror, and through the mirror, I could see the big bed behind me and the feather pillows on the bed......

If you could be invisible, what would you do?

Some people may say that after being invisible, go to the bank, steal a lot of money, go to a gold store, and steal a lot of jewelry.

Some people may also say that if you can be invisible, you can hide in the women's bathhouse, the infinite scenery is in the dangerous peak, you can see all kinds of swallow thin ring fat, all kinds of herbs, and all kinds of rabbits.

If you are invisible, you can do a lot of things that you didn't dare to do unscrupulously. You don't have to care too much about the law, you don't have to care about good and evil, it's all up to your own preferences, you can walk at night in brocade clothes, kill one person in one step, and don't stay for a thousand miles, who can know if I did it?

There's so much stealth can do!

What's more, my stealth ability seems to be an enhanced version.

There are similar movies abroad, in which the male protagonist learns to be invisible, but must strip naked. As long as I am invisible, whether it is clothes or people, everything can disappear from people's sight.

So powerful!

I was pleasantly surprised.

The third master always recited a sentence to me: Where blessings and misfortunes depend, and where misfortunes and blessings lurk.

At first, I didn't quite understand this sentence, but now I feel like I understand it a little. Thunder struck me, and that's a bad thing. But I experienced a lightning strike and got the ability to become invisible. I have a curse on me, what the fate of the Ninth Generation. The third master said that I would not live to be twenty years old, but even if I die two years later, I can live a wonderful life every day in these two years.