10. Cuckold field manager
The voice was asking a stout woman, who wore white flowers on her head, and a small white waistcoat, like a noodle pocket, with a belly protruding thirty centimeters from her breast, and a width like a mound.
As soon as I heard people ask me if I wanted to come to a villa supercar second milk three-piece suit, I immediately jumped up and scolded the street, and sat on the ground and cried:
You're a thing, I've had three husbands dead, and you let me burn his second wife, a dead ghost has a second wife, pity me for a big living person, no one hurts, no one loves to keep the empty house alone.
The person who sold the three-piece set probably felt a little out of place, and quickly apologized, saying:
In this way, I will write your name on this paper man, so that it will not be the second wife, it will be your stand-in, and your husband will have to sleep with you even if he is underground, what do you think?
When the widow heard this, she stopped howling, nodded her head, and said that it was about the same.
The man asked,
What do you call it, ma'am?
The widow said, "My name is Daxi."
The man wrote his name on the paper figure and said, "This is you, you are very happy!"
The widow seemed to be quite satisfied with this wave of operations, and asked how much?
The man said: Villa Supercar and Daxi three-piece set, a total of 49, thank you.
As soon as the widow heard the price, she howled again, you conscienceless and immoral ghost, you are dead, and you are still thinking about the 49 yuan, you spent 49 yuan to buy a wedding ring when you married me, and now you are dead and I want to burn it for you, you can't take advantage of others in your life, you know that the old lady is calculating, the old lady and you marry with a house with a dowry, and you die and I want to burn the house for you. I'm married, and the old prostitute doesn't stick to me like this.
Crying is heartbreaking, crying and crying remembering the wedding ring on his hand, he took it off and threw it into the fire:
I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you, you short-lived ghost who lacks morality~
My sister-in-law and I seemed to have watched the whole cross talk on the side, and we were about to die of laughter in impermanence, I really couldn't stand it.
The sister-in-law walked over to the three-piece seller and patted him on the shoulder, and when the man turned around, he saw us with a look of surprise:
Oh, Mr. Yue, why did you come to see Xiaosheng? It's such an honor for Xiaosheng.
As he spoke, he put the three-piece suit in his hand on the ground and followed us.
My sister-in-law found a quiet place to stand by the wall, and I looked carefully at the three-piece suit.
In fact, he is a thin and tall man, who should be about the same age as Uncle Mu, but he looks a little more tender, because Uncle Mu wears a uniform.
He wears casual clothes, covering the light green disposable surgical gown worn by the surgeon, and even wears a light green surgical cap, which usually does not feel anything when I see a doctor wearing such a dress at school, but I can't help but giggle when I see a "green hat" here, and I can't help but giggle when I add his shouting just now.
He also felt a little embarrassed when he saw me staring at my "green hat" and took it off and held it in his hand.
That's when I looked at his face, took off his hat, and his long silver-gray hair was scattered, and the bangs on his forehead were well-defined, and the strands hung down on his delicate rimless glasses.
Behind the lenses, there is a pair of smiling eyes, I don't know if it's because of the small eyes, or because of the smile, I only saw two slits, and the whole process of the conversation between the green hat and the sister-in-law was squinting and smiling.
Even though he has a pointed chin and a nice smile, I really want to see what his eyes look like...
My sister-in-law introduced me to both of us and introduced me first: This is my niece.
Then introduce him to me: call him Uncle He, he is the director of the funeral home in this city, and I and your Uncle Mu are college alumni, he is three years older than us.
The green hat heard my sister-in-law say that I was her niece, and she suddenly realized, and said: You are Xu Qingzhu, Xiaosheng, my name is He Gan, fortunately, I will be lucky.
I was a little embarrassed to hear the green hat say this, after all, he was an elder, so he had to say: Look up for a long time.
The green hat listened to me and looked up for a long time, and thought that my sister-in-law often mentioned him, and his happy eyes were almost invisible.
The sister-in-law hurriedly stopped him and stopped him from continuing to have fun, saying:
After a while, the team will do the funeral, it is estimated that there will be no memorial service, burn it directly, and when the time comes, you will change the body for me, just get some ashes for them to take, and then inform me, Lao Mu and I will go to look for you, I will let the ghost follow the corpse, you will not admit your mistake.
The green hat nodded and said: Mr. Yue commanded, Xiaosheng dared to disobey his orders? It will be done. After speaking, he smiled at me, stopped saying hello, and went directly to the incineration room from the staff passage.
My sister-in-law and I went back to Uncle Mu's car.
Uncle Mu asked his sister-in-law: How did you see Lao Lao?
My sister-in-law nodded and said, "I'll let him see the corpse and help us get rid of it." Take some ash and fool their families away, and then let us know.
Uncle Mu was startled and said, "You want to dissect the corpse?"
The sister-in-law sighed: I have to know it too. Did you teach me?
Uncle Mu said: Then what are you going to do with the corpse, you have to come from the hospital to the crematorium.
My sister-in-law said: The hospital is too crowded, it's hard to start, and the incineration room is our territory.
Uncle Mu said: Even if it's our territory, what do you want a dead man for?
The sister-in-law leaned back, leaned comfortably towards the back of the reclining chair, put her hands behind her head, squinted and said coldly: What if I said that he was not dead?
As soon as my sister-in-law said this, Uncle Mu was shocked as if he had been bitten by something, and almost jumped up in the car, looked back at my sister-in-law with round eyes, and my sister-in-law nodded and gave him a "I'm sure" look.
Uncle Mu said, "Fuck me: Isn't he frozen to death by us in the freezer?"
The sister-in-law rolled her eyes at him and didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore. Don't talk about my sister-in-law, even I don't want to talk anymore, and the terrifying atmosphere of goosebumps that was overblown because of my sister-in-law's words just now was all ruined by this fool.
It was the first time I was "out of the scene", and I was very nervous in my heart, and I heard my sister-in-law say that the man in the freezer was not dead, and I felt a kind of creepy fear under the blue sky and white sun, my palms were cold, and I was slightly in a cold sweat, and then I heard an impermanent voice in my ears:
Don't be afraid, it's just a kind of soul control technique, which puts the soul to sleep, and then withdraws from the body, presenting a situation of suspended animation. For all three, appetizers were nothing.
My heart was beating wildly, because the impermanence voice calmed down a lot, listening to the meaning of impermanence "These three gentlemen", in addition to my sister-in-law, there are two gentlemen?
I asked him curiously what was going on, who were those two gentlemen, and could they be on par with my sister-in-law?
Impermanence's voice was so good to hear that he was ecstatic, and he said leisurely:
Of these three gentlemen, one of them is naturally Mr. Yue, and the other two are Mr. Mu and Mr. He.
The three of them were alumni in college, collectively known as the Three Musketeers, your sister-in-law Mr. Yue made a soft whip, hid a short sword in his hand, and threw it very handsome, I heard that she often had dice in her pocket when she was studying, and when she needed to choose something, she would throw the dice into the air, and then throw a whip to see the result of the throw to make a choice.
I haven't seen Mr. He's ability, and it won't be easy to think about, the most pity is Mr. Mu, his ancestors were famous families in the Heavenly Master Dao when they were in the Five Chaos China, and the Mu family, as the only pure-blooded Han in the Heavenly Master Dao, has been in a single line, this little bit of blood trembling and trembling retained, and finally failed to escape the catastrophe, in a vicious battle, Mr. Mu's spiritual power was lost, and now he is no different from an ordinary person, and even the yin and yang eyes can't be maintained.
When I heard Impermanence say this, I wondered in my heart, what kind of battle was it? Just as I was about to ask, there was a commotion and a woman's crying outside the car.