Chapter 43: What the hell is this maid!
I don't know how long it took, but suddenly his mind flashed, and Yang Cheng, who was sitting on the side of the road, suddenly had an eyebrow.
Whether it is in the real two-dimensional or the virtual three-dimensional, if you want to pursue a girl, giving a gift is an essential option.
Yang Cheng clapped his hands, he was overjoyed, why didn't he think of this before!
But I thought that Chu Yingqiu was also the lord of a city after all, what precious and rare things have not been seen, what kind of things can I give to attract her attention? It's too ordinary and boring, and I don't have it now, as for things like jewelry and diamonds, they are not rare things in this world itself, if you put aside this consideration, it is really a bit troublesome to find a suitable gift.
There are a lot of delicate gadgets in the first world, but I can only think about it, and I am not the creator, so I can't create gifts out of thin air.
Yang Cheng was indignant, "I've heard that in the past, many traversers brought systems that could bring things from the first world over, but their own systems didn't have this function at all, and going to the mall to buy something was restricted by awe points, really spicy chicken!"
Speaking of excitement, Yang Cheng still quenched a mouthful on the ground to express his dissatisfaction in his heart.
"That's right, it's really spicy chicken!"
Yang Cheng nodded, "You also think spicy chicken, right, that's right, in fact, I want to come and go, a supreme-level man like my brother, what kind of hair system is there, and he actually gave me restrictions, saying that the supernatural powers of this world can't be learned, and if you want to learn, you must go to the mall to brush the exclusive in person, me, spicy chicken!"
"Well, that's true!"
"Really, what kind of system, I can't even catch up with a girl, what's the use of this young master, quickly unload it from me, this young master doesn't have nostalgia at all!"
The more Yang Cheng thought about it, the more resentful he became, other people's systems all help chase girls, think about himself, chase a girl and do it himself, the more he thought about it, the more unbalanced it became.
"It turns out that the master has this in mind, does he want all the girls in the world to chase you upside down, and then all wash up and lie on your bed waiting for you to be pampered, or is it that as long as he sees you, he will stick to the death?"
Yang Cheng clasped his hands in his arms and nodded with satisfaction, "Of course you want to be like this, after all, this young master is an invincible supreme true man in all worlds, and he will have tens of millions of harems in the future, so he can't chase them one by one, it's completely a waste of the young master's youth!"
"Oh, the master is worthy of a poor creature of low character, who lives in delusions all day long, and has a filthy belly and a dark heart!"
"Huh?!"
Hearing this, Yang Cheng was furious, "What do you mean by this?!"
Hey-no, who has been talking to him all along, as if he is still called the master?
Turning around suddenly, Yang Cheng was startled.
At some point, behind him stood a woman about twenty years old dressed in a black and white maid outfit, still holding a broom in her hand, dressed in a familiar way. After all, the world itself has watched a lot of TV anime, so how can you not know this costume. But then again, looking at her dress, she is completely out of place in this world.
The key point is not this, nor is it the identity of the maid, but, what the hell is this condescending look at yourself like garbage?!
"Who are you, and when did you run behind me?"
Could it be that this woman is also a traverser, like where in this world is there a maid outfit, Yang Cheng first guessed that this woman cliff is the same traverser as himself.
The maid pinched her skirt and performed a standard maid salute, but her face was expressionless and said: "The master is really a noble person who forgets things, I am the embodiment of the spicy chicken system in the master's mouth, oh no, to be exact, it was the master who activated me personally, so that I could appear in front of the master." ”
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
Yang Cheng was speechless, and suddenly thought of the maid easter eggs he had purchased earlier, and when he returned to the city, he had forgotten about it, but God knows, that thing can really hatch a maid.
No, what the hell is this hatching maid, the system incarnation is the incarnation, what does this whole maid egg mean?!
"The master should have thought of it," said the maid, and suddenly shook her head again, "I almost forgot, a lowly reptile like the master is full of thoughts about which woman's body to get, how can he care about his maid, and how can he pay attention to it?"
Yang Cheng sneered, "...... I'm sorry, I really forgot. ”
said this in his mouth, but Yang Cheng's heart was already broken. Is this sure it's your own system? Is it sure it's your own maid? How can a maid talk to her master in such a tone, how can a maid keep staring at her master with garbage eyes, there must be something wrong, yes, there must be something wrong!
"It's nothing, it's just a period of being in the dark, it's just being abandoned for a while, it's just a little more irritable, it's really nothing. ”
Yang Cheng was shocked, this maid's expression is getting more and more terrifying, this sister is blackened at all.
Since the crossing, it is the first time that the situation that makes his heart cold is now possessed, thinking about himself, even the character who can destroy the universe, and now he is also cowardly, impossible, absolutely impossible! What are you afraid of, he is an invincible real man in all worlds, how can he admit it in front of a maid!
"Ahem...... Since you are my maid, then you will definitely listen to what I say, right?"
"That's right, following the master's wishes is the most basic self-cultivation of every maid. ”
Hearing this, Yang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, I now ask you to be respectful to your master." ”
"Yes, master!"
The maid again gave a standard salute and responded respectfully, but ...... Her eyes looked at herself even more contemptuous, your sister, she used to look at garbage, but now she is estimated to be inferior to garbage.
Yang Cheng couldn't help but cover his face, "Are you sure this is your most basic self-cultivation?"
"Well, as a maid, even if the master is the lowest bed bug in the world, you must give the most basic respect!"
felt a stirring in her chest, and Yang Cheng almost didn't spray a mouthful of old blood on her face, "I said, you still don't show respect to me, I can't afford your respect." ”
"Yes, it turns out that the master is the kind of heretic who can get pleasure from being despised and ridiculed, forgive me, from now on, I have written down my penchant for this bad taste of my master. ”
Yang Cheng: "......"
Why does my chest hurt so much, why do I feel like I can vomit three bowls of blood, please, anyone can come, please take this maid away!