Seeing the old fairy scurrying, Wang Xingyue hurriedly stepped forward and trembled and told the story that there was a little ghost in the taxi.

Wang Erdonkey said: "Lead the way in front of the head, I'll take a look." ”

Everyone gathered around Wang Erdonkey like a moon and went out of the courtyard together. The taxi was parked on the street outside, Wang Erdonkey circled the taxi twice, nodded and said, "There is indeed a little ghost occupying it, it drags on for too long, the little ghost already has spirituality, and it is more troublesome to deal with." ”

Wang Xingyue cried with a sad face: "I also asked the old fairy to help, I will admit how much money it is." ”

Wang Erdonkey waved his hand: "I don't talk about money with laymen, how much money you look at and reward." ”

The yellow-haired thug interjected next to him: "This kind of thing must be paid out of pocket by yourself, this is the rule, Brother Wang, don't be stingy, you have to spend as much money as you want." ”

Wang Xingyue said: "I recognize how much money you have, and the old fairy just needs to say a number." ”

Brother Dong said: "That's it, I heard that some people from other villages come out to see things, and they all have to start with five hundred, and you should also have five hundred." ”

Wang Xingyue was not ambiguous at all: "No problem, as long as this worry is solved, I will make another offering to the old fairy, seven plates and eight bowls." ”

Wang Erdonkey looked at the driveway: "I have to wait until twelve o'clock at night to exorcise ghosts, I am a smoke soul, and I can't do it against the big sun." You are like this," he called Wang Xingyue: "You drive the car back first, find Ai Ye to burn, smoke this car inside and out, open all the doors, put it in the sun, drive over tonight and midnight, don't stop on the side of the road, it's better to go into the alley, I'll wait for you there." ”

Wang Xingyue remembered everything, and after thanking her, she couldn't wait to drive away.

Those gangsters talked a lot, and they couldn't hide their excitement, and they all wanted to come and see the excitement at night. Brother Dong is crazy, pinched his waist and said: "It's okay to watch the excitement, but let me remind you first, exorcism is not a joke, if something happens to someone and hits the evil, don't blame you for not reminding you earlier." ”

Wang Erdonkey smiled, noncommittal, and said to me: "Let them all go back, whoever wants to come at night can come, I want to have a good rest." ”

He went back, and I stopped the gangsters, saying that the old fairy was going back to retreat and exorcise evil spirits at night, and now I couldn't disturb them, so I sent them all back.

By the time I went back, the old fairy had already left, and Wang Erdonkey was sitting at the offering table, knocking on the wooden fish while chanting the Dizang Sutra in a low voice. When he saw me coming, he didn't say anything, his face was expressionless.

I was a little embarrassed, and I wanted to say something, Wang Erdonkey was doing his homework, so it was inconvenient to disturb. I had to go back and think about things in a sullen state.

In the afternoon, Wang Erdonkey's homework was done, and we ordered takeout. He was playing with his mobile phone while eating, and I felt that the atmosphere was too embarrassing after two bites, so he said: "Second donkey, your face is a little bad, can you do it tonight?" ”

Wang Erdonkey stopped his chopsticks: "Aunt Chen gave me a lecture just now." ”

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"What else can I do," Wang Erdonkey said: "She knows everything about me going out to play with women, and she scolded me, saying that I am more than **, and my yang energy is weak." He also said that although Xiangtong does not have to be as conformist as monks and Taoists, he cannot be excessively drunk. ”

"What the old fairy said is right." I silently picked up an eggplant and said.

Wang Erdonkey said: "She asked me to recite the Tibetan Sutra a hundred times a day, and I was really unlucky." ”

"Don't think so, the old fairy is also for your good." I say.

Wang Erdonkey said "um" and stopped talking, sticking chopsticks back and forth in the rice, looking absent-minded.

If he always looks like this, I really can't do it, I have to tell Wang Shenxian. Wang Erdonkey is a donkey when he is a child, a typical donkey temper, the family lets him, even his parents don't listen to Wang Erdonkey, but he obeys his grandfather, Wang Shenxian glared, this kid is honest.

In the evening, at ** o'clock, people came one after another.

Wang Xingyue was the first to arrive, and I had to invite Wang Erdonkey and me to dinner, we couldn't resist him, so we had a light meal at the entrance of the street, but I didn't drink, for fear of making a mistake. When we returned, there were seven or eight people in the courtyard, most of them gangsters, squatting in a sheltered place to smoke and chat.

At this time, Wang Xingyue answered a phone call and was going to pick up someone at the intersection and left in a hurry. We brought these bastards to our house, and I made the stove. These little gangsters can't be offended, everyone is messing up in the market, and they can't offend anyone if they look up and don't look down.

Everyone was chatting and smoking, and after a while, there was a miasma of smoke in the room, and then Wang Xingyue pushed the door and came in, leading a person. There were so many people talking in the room, everyone raised their eyes and saw the people behind him, and they all stopped talking for a while, and the room was extremely silent.

Wang Xingyue brought in a particularly cute-looking girl, in her twenties, short hair, wearing black leather pants, to look good, to have a body, not to mention how beautiful she looks, but she looks playful, her eyes are particularly watery, and for a while I only had the words "ice and snow smart" in my mind.

The girl had a distinct beauty mole on her upper lip, which did not affect her appearance, but added a touch of charm.

These gangsters, including me and Wang Erdonkey, saw that their eyes were straight, and their eyes followed her. It is estimated that if it were a normal time, these gangsters would have gone up to talk to each other a long time ago, but this girl was brought by Wang Xingyue. Wang Xingyue is also the number one person in the county, and now he can't figure out the number of roads, and no one dares to make mistakes easily.

A gangster said: "Brother Wang, who is this sister, introduce me." ”

Wang Xingyue said: "This is my niece, who goes to school in Shenyang and comes here to play during the holidays. I heard that the old fairy exorcised ghosts at night, and I was very curious, so I came to have a look. ”

The yellow-haired bastard smiled: "If my sister is afraid, I can protect you." ”

Wang Xingyue scolded with a smile: "Look at your hanging appearance, don't be scared to pee your pants when the time comes." ”

"Oh, oh," everyone in the room coaxed.

Wang Xingyue brought the girl to me: "Xiao Feng, you are also a Taoist, you are responsible for protecting the safety of my niece at night, and I will ask you if there is a problem." ”

I was making a stove, my hands were full of charcoal ash, seeing that this girl was coming to me, I was a little blushing and embarrassed, and I subconsciously wiped my face, and my face was smeared into a cat, and the gangsters around me laughed, and the obscene words and prodigies came: "Sister, Xiao Feng is a chick, don't scare him." ”

The girl looked at me and sneered, smiling like a flower.

I was so ashamed that my ears were red, I had never seen such a big girl when I was so big.

"Your surname is Feng?" The girl looked at me: "Let me introduce myself, my name is Chen Wanru." ”

"My name is Feng Ziwang." I hurriedly said.

Chen Wanru grinned: "I'll call you Brother Feng." ”

I nodded secretly, this girl is good, she has a good personality, she talks and laughs, and she is very cheerful.

I lit up my hands full of black ash and smiled awkwardly: "I'll go wash my hands and come back right away." Chen Wanru covered her mouth and smiled.

I went to the house and fetched a basin of water, washed it for a long time, washed the soap and pancreas, and lay on the pillow with hairballs looking at me curiously. After washing, I wiped it clean, looked in the mirror again, and felt that it was almost there, and straightened my clothes to the front.

As soon as he arrived at the front, he was dumbfounded, Wang Erdonkey was talking and laughing with Chen Wanru. Hey, this kid is not particular about it, and he takes advantage of my time to wash his face.

Wang Erdonkey has more experience in dealing with women than me, and this kid has changed his temperament since he was knocked out of the hall, and he looks like a man, compared to him, I feel like a big boy.

Chen Wanru was amused by Wang Erdonkey's giggles, and when she saw me coming, she beckoned: "Brother Feng, Brother Wang is telling me about your appearance in the court, it's really interesting." ”

I also can't get dog meat on the stage, and when it's time for me to play, I can't speak, I don't have words in my head, so I can only smirk, "yes, interesting." ”

The two of them were chatting there, and I sat down and listened sullenly, laughing from time to time, and my mind had already run away.

So many people were talking and laughing, and the time passed quickly, and at half past eleven in the evening, Brother Dong was late. Not only did he come, but he also brought a carload of people, all of whom dared to join in the fun, with a large group of men and women.

But also, catching ghosts on the spot, such a Western scenery is generally seen, how rare it is.

The neighbors in the courtyard all came out, and the old ladies of the secret door didn't do business, and mixed in the crowd with a bunch of prostitutes.

It's almost twelve o'clock, and everyone surrounds Wang Erdonkey, it's really the stars holding the moon, and Wang Erdonkey is almost like the sect leader.

Wang Erdonkey asked everyone to wait in the courtyard first, he only left me, the two of us locked the door tightly, Wang Erdonkey wanted to invite the old fairy to come up.

Wang Erdonkey invited incense, knelt down in front of the god table, and trembled all over his body after a short time, and when he got up again, his face shape and temperament changed, and the old fairy Aunt Chen put on her body.

Wang Erdonkey's face sank like water, and he said to me, "Little golden boy, are you ready?" ”

I didn't have idle tonight, I prepared the relevant things, all wrapped in a big black plastic bag. I lifted it up and shook it: "It's all set." ”

Wang Erdonkey put his hands behind his back: "Lead the way in front of your head." ”

I pushed the door and went out, and the yard was crowded in the middle of the night, good guys, there could be dozens of people, all waiting here.

I had an idea and cleared my throat: "The old fairy is out!" ”

Wang Erdonkey walked out from behind with his hands behind his back. There was some moonlight in the courtyard, and he was standing in the moonlight, his body was gloomy, and his face was even more ghostly, and no one dared to speak in the courtyard for a while.