"If it weren't for the fact that you had a child in your arms, I would have let you know what death meant in minutes."

Ling Tianyu, who had Shun Shun suit jacket and came back with a new set of formal clothes, had a broken thought in his mouth, Zhang Junshi had to praise a few words to dispel the embarrassment, "It's so handsome in a formal suit, look at this white shirt, look at this little coat, hehe, hehe, hey, the bus is coming, get on the bus." ”

"There aren't so many people on this road, why is this car so full?"

Ling Tianyu looked at a fully loaded bus parked in front of him, and when the door opened, he was greeted by a large crowd of people and a sheep, and couldn't help but say that we should wait for the next trip.

"There are not many people, there are not many cars that can't stand it, this road only sends a bus in half an hour, each shift will be fully loaded, the next trip is half an hour later, people are estimated to be so many, get on the bus, squeeze nothing." Zhang Junshi said that he held the child and squeezed into the car with difficulty, Ling Tianyu could only squeeze in, muttering that he wanted to get a car as soon as possible, he really didn't want to squeeze in a car with sheep.

The road had nine twists and eighteen turns, and before going up to the main road, he could only silently bear the strong inertia that could throw people out of the car window, so Ling Tianyu saw a magical scene, the crowded people standing in the bus were like wheat waves blown by the wind, showing a rippling posture.

"Give it to me, kid, you guy is really a shame for the veteran." Seeing that Zhang Junshi, who was equipped with nanorobots and had already digitized body information, was actually thrown around by the bus, Ling Tianyu, who couldn't bear to look directly, immediately wanted to take William away to reduce his burden.

"It's not that we are too incompetent, it's really that the enemy is too strong, this must be an old driver, otherwise it would be impossible to dump me like this."

Zhang Junshi defended and handed over the child in his arms to Ling Tianyu, as if he heard Zhang Junshi's words, the old driver suddenly came to a sharp brake and threw Zhang Junshi, who was unstable, and fell backwards.

It's nothing to fall, it's bad when this guy fell, he actually reached out and grabbed Ling Tianyu's shirt, Ling Tianyu, who was used to hold the child with both hands, couldn't hold Zhang Junshi for a while, and then snapped, and all the buttons of his shirt were torn off and flew out.

I don't know if it was a button that hit the sheep and smashed the sheep painfully, and the sheep suddenly let out a long list of bleating~

Under this bleating background, the whole shirt was torn off without a button, so that Ling Tianyu, who was not wearing a vest inside and was now bare-chested and breast-bared, had murderous intent in his eyes, and stared at Zhang Junshi, who was sitting on the ground staring at someone else's chest in a daze.

If people drink water, know their own warmth and coldness, put themselves in their shoes and think about what kind of mood they will feel if they encounter this situation, we definitely have reason to believe that if Ling Tianyu is not holding a child but a machete, now Zhang Junshi has been cut into several sections, even if he doesn't hold a child, Zhang Junshi will be beaten into persimmon cakes by Ling Tianyu with two punches.

Looking at his masterpiece dumbfounded, Zhang Junshi swallowed his saliva and said with a smile, "I know, if it weren't for a child in your arms, you would let me know what death is in minutes." ”

Yes, no knife is no knife, hugging a child is hugging a child, this gentleman is really hard, and he has a child to help him block him after two deaths in a row.

When the car arrived at the bustling commercial street, the two of them immediately got out of the car, and Ling Tianyu, who was so angry and laughed out loud when he saw his tattered shirt, said, "I really can't imagine how you did it, it's all torn, and none of it is gone." ”

After coming to a large shopping mall, handing William over to Zhang Junshi, who was standing awkwardly on the side, Ling Tianyu quickly ran to an adult clothing store to buy himself a shirt to change into, and then began to look for baby products.

Under Zhang Junshi's mental power scanning skills, the two quickly came to the baby products area, Ling Tianyu snatched William and said to Zhang Junshi, "Let's go our separate ways, I'll take William to buy clothes for him, you go buy milk powder, baby bottles, diapers, shower gel, shampoo or something, come to me after you buy it." ”

Zhang Junshi nodded and ran away when he heard this, Ling Tianyu immediately began to look for the baby clothes sales area, but a large number of goods were dazzling, and he had no mental power scanning skills, so he immediately found a young and beautiful shopping guide lady, and the corner of his eye aimed at the name and EIN (Ain) on the work card, Ling Tianyu opened his mouth and said, "Hello Miss, I need shopping guide service." ”

Shopping guide is Ain's job, when encountering guests asking for help, it is natural to be the first to do it, this pair of men with children Ain has long noticed, she already likes cute things to apply to come to the baby products area, looking at the good appearance of William from a distance has already made her love, I heard that it is to configure clothes for him, and immediately said enthusiastically, "Wrap it on me." ”

Coming to the clothing area, Ain took a few cute little clothes for William in Ling Tianyu's arms, red and white shirts, blue bottoms, white socks and white shoes, fluffy soft hats, and put them on William one by one.

Seeing her fiddling with William and fiddling William didn't wake up, it was really ingenious, and after a while, a neatly dressed and cute William was born from Ain's hands.

Looking at his perfect masterpiece, the happy Ain couldn't help but ask, "How old is your baby?" ”

This question stumped Ling Tianyu all of a sudden, if you want to know the answer, you have to ask Alexander, you can't tell her that you are older than you, well, before he could think of how to respond, Ain asked himself and said, "I know that he is five or six months old at a glance." ”

"Ah, yes, yes, five or six months old, by the way, you can help me match him with five more sets of clothes and shoes according to this size, and take five sets of pajamas, and five sets of clothes for the next season." There is such a powerful shopping guide lady, let her help herself with more clothes, just buy enough at one time.

At this time, Zhang Junshi came over with two carts that were full of them, and said to Ling Tianyu, "I've got it, have you bought it?" ”

"I've got it done, I'm packing." Ling Tianyu said and saw Ain pushing a full trolley over, Ling Tianyu took the shopping list handed over by Ain and handed it to Zhang Junshi next to him, the money was put in the subspace debris on his body, at this time Ain suddenly asked who was the baby's father, and Zhang Junshi, who was taking out the money, pointed to Ling Tianyu next to him with many hands and feet.

In Ain's house, it is the father who takes care of the children, and it is the mother who holds the financial power, Zhang Junshi's move immediately made Ain think too much, only to see her eyes stay on the two of them for a few seconds, and then said with a suddenly realized expression, "Oh, I understand, I understand, you are the one, rest assured, I don't discriminate against you." ”

That one? Non-discrimination? Is this guy talking like this misunderstanding something, but will it become more and more black if he speaks?

Entangled in whether to open their mouths to defend themselves, the two looked at each other and didn't say anything for a while, when Ain saw something in Zhang Junshi's shopping cart and said, "You men are so casual to buy things, those milk powders are for children over three years old." ”

Ain said as he walked to the shopping cart and began to flip through the contents, turning over and saying, "This milk powder is not good, the calcium is not enough, and it is useless to drink it." ”

Dig out a large pack of diapers "This is a plus-size diaper, it's too big, urine will leak out, don't buy this." With that, he picked up a box and asked, "Who is this breast enhancement cream?" ”

Is this called buying? What do you buy!

Ling Tianyu looked at Zhang Junshi, a cold light flashed in his eyes, Zhang Junshi responded helplessly, I can't read English, I brought this thing with diapers.

Explain this to her yourself!

It is still possible to understand words and words, and it is possible to understand English and not understand words, this reason is too fake, Zhang Junshi sighed and said, "I want to enlarge my breasts, I want to feel better to the touch." ”

This explanation suddenly made Ling Tianyu feel that the sky was thundering, saying that the previous sentence was enough, why did he say the latter sentence?! It feels better to the touch, who touches it? Doesn't that confirm what this woman thinks when you say that?!

Zhang Junshi's answer Ain felt normal after hearing it, there was nothing wrong with his wife taking care of her body, but what did these two packs of things mean, Ain took out two packs of things and asked, "Who uses these two packs of sanitary napkins?" One is for day use with wings, and the other is for night use without wings. ”

"Sanitary napkins."

Ling Tianyu said and turned his gaze to Zhang Junshi, Zhang Junshi could only use his eyes to recount the fact that he couldn't read English, Ling Tianyu raised his hand to cover his mouth silently, he was afraid that he would laugh angrily, how blind are you to see sanitary napkins as diapers?

No matter what, I still have to answer people, Zhang Junshi broke the jar and said, "It's mine who doesn't have wings for the night." ”

Then Ling Tianyu said lightly: "The daily use of wings is mine." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Junshi looked at Ling Tianyu beside him with wide eyes, and Ling Tianyu replied with empty eyes, "Use it together." ”

Zhang Junshi, who was happy, immediately handed the money that had been pinched in his hand for a long time to Ain, and said to Ain, "By the way, it's the first time we have a child, and we don't know what is appropriate, you are so experienced, why don't you take us to buy it." ”