"Wu Shuai! You're trying to strangle me, aren't you? ”

"I don't know how to tie it?"

"You don't know how, but you ask me, I'll tell you! How stupid! ”

"Hurry up and get up, and then I'll tie you up!"

"That's not good! Zhan Ye! ”

The blood from Wu Shuai's feet has penetrated into the outside of his shoes, forming a red dot, but he still refuses to take off his shoes, probably for fear that I will dislike his smelly feet!

For such a beautiful man who always pays attention to his image, he really doesn't know what to do!

"How grinding and chirping, like a girl, I hate sissy boys the most!"

I'm actually not sincere, I want to carry Wu Shuai to the infirmary quickly, I'm afraid that there will be another situation of Deng Deng!

If the rescue is not timely, it will really kill people!

In my mind, Deng Deng's voice and smile appear again, although he is not my boyfriend, and I don't look down on a boy with his personality at all, but who said that love must be earth-shattering, but friendship can't!

Just as I was looking ahead in a daze, Wu Shuai really jumped on my back!

"Oops, hey!"

"Zhan Ye, am I very heavy?"

It turns out that he is so heavy, how can he have twice as much as Deng Deng, don't bend with my high heels later!

So, you have to get to your destination right away!

"Okay, you know where the infirmary is, right? You show me the way, I can't even see the way ahead now! ”

Even if I can see what is ahead, I am still a road idiot, and my brain will not change!

But Wu Shuai doesn't even have an IQ that is often online, does he really know the road?

"Then I'll be your eyes!"

"Don't say such disgusting things, yes! Why didn't you practice singing with your girlfriend Murong Yaofu? I think she adores you! ”

"A lot of people say that!"

Wu Shuai, this stinky boy, on my back, I can feel that he is picking his hair, it seems that his feet can be broken, blood can flow, and his hairstyle can't be oily!

I really want to throw him back from my back and let him fall to the ground!

"If I can see~~, I can easily distinguish day from night~~"

"Wu Shuai, I told you not to sing, you should see the road ahead, and besides, can you not cover my eyes with your hands!"

"Zhan Ye, I'm on your back, I don't feel safe, that's why I want to grab something, I'm sorry!"

Wu Shuai finally let go of his hands and changed to let himself go!

"Forget it, I'm night blind, I can't see clearly at night, it's no different from being blind with my eyes open!"

"If I can see it~ I can drive you around~ I can surprise you from behind~~ give you a hug~"

"Be honest, Wu Shuai, I told you not to sing anymore, if you sing again, believe it or not, I'll throw you here, this is the place with the most crowds, do you see those girls on the other side? So you'd better show me the nearest path, and that would be good for both of us! ”

"Zhan Ye, have you always been like this to boys?"

Wu Shuai's hand could feel like a bird fluttering, but his body was more like an eagle spreading its wings!

"What's wrong with me? You want to call me rude? ”

"No, I mean you're very energetic!"

"It's not because when I was young, I was raised as a boy, every year during the Chinese New Year, my mother would buy me a new dress and send it to my grandmother's house, all boys' suits! But my grandma doesn't like me to wear that kind of clothing, my grandma likes girls very much, my grandma likes me, she said that little girls want to wear skirts, so she secretly carried my mother on her back and bought me a lot of skirts! ”

"Does that auntie like boys?"

"Let's change the subject, talk about my grandma, I was going to go home tomorrow to see my grandma, because I miss her very much, my grandma is behind her ear, talking to her, she often interrupts, so on the phone, I have to shout to her every time I buy it, I think this is very rude, and my grandma doesn't know that I called her!"

"Zhan Ye, what are you going to do tomorrow night? Don't go home to see grandma? ”

"I have one more important thing tomorrow!"

"More important than grandma?"

"Wu Shuai? Don't act like you know me very well! Are you trying to teach me a lesson? It's here! Hurry down! ”

"Zhan Ye, thank you!"

"Go in, go in!"

"Zhan Ye, how about you look at my hairstyle?"

"Wu Shuai, you care so much about your hairstyle, why do you want to buy a facekini? It's so bad that I'm just like you, and I'm irrational, and I spent 5 yuan in vain! ”

"But it doesn't matter, it's just enough to be used tomorrow!"

"Zhan Ye, are you going to go swimming tomorrow?"

"Well, I want to see the sea! Why am I telling you this, I see that you are upset, let's go! ”

"And I'm in?"

Wu Shuai's side is indeed very charming, what should I do, if it weren't for his bad IQ, I was really worried that I would like him!

It seems that the reason why man has some shortcomings is that he is afraid that everyone will fall in love with him!

"Zhan Ye, thank you! Where is this stick thrown? There are no trash cans next to this! ”

"What? You took such a thick stick, you want to use it as a crutch, right? When I carried you, you didn't throw it away, did you? As a result, it adds weight to my carry, right? ”

"It's not what you said, Zhan Ye, I just grabbed one casually, I thought about what to ......"

"In case I throw you away, you come back with a cane to ask for food, right?"

Wu Shuai began to lower his head again, and laughed implicitly!

In the dark, it was as if his face, with sunshine!

If he doesn't know anything, but only looks good, it's pretty good!

It's like a vase!

So, who doesn't have a particularly beautiful vase as a decoration at home, after all, the whole person's mood will be better because of it!

That's what its unique and unbeatable value!

It's like a comedian, some people say that they deliberately pretend to be ugly and practice themselves!

But it is undeniable that they have brought us happiness, and even used their pain to be adapted into a ridiculous burden!

As long as it can convey a positive energy to people, whether it is a person or a thing, it is very great!

Life is a story of life from birth to death, life to death, birth, old age, sickness and death, more and more miserable!

People will grow old day by day, and their functions will fail day by day!

Because of this, it is even more important to live well and create a lot of positive energy!

If you understand that life is not a process of driving away pain in happiness, but a game of capturing happiness in pain, will it be more appropriate and easier?

From this point of view, I seem to understand something, I don't think I need to care too much about whether I live in the game or not, even if I am a virtual person living in it, but I bring happiness to the people who play the game, I want to live more well!

"Zhan Ye, this is for you!"

Wu Shuai asked me to spread out my palms and said that he would give me something!

I actually did it as if I was hypnotized, but even if the dream happened in the middle of the night, there was always a moment to wake up!

"What's that? Wu Shuai? What are you giving me this stick for? Do you see me like a trash can? Is there such a good looking thing as me? You tell me how much it costs to buy it, and if it's cheap, give me a dozen! ”

"Zhan Ye, did anyone say you were humorous!"

"I feel a little bit of that, because now I seem to be amused by myself, and I'm happier than before, but it's true that no one has said that I'm humorous for a long time, because I haven't shown it much since the incident in college!"

"What's the matter?"

Wu Shuai doesn't seem to want to enter the infirmary!

How could I possibly tell him the secret of my heart!

"Don't talk about me, let's talk about you, in fact, I just want to know if you're in good health?"

"My body is okay, Zhan Ye, look at my feet, if you don't come to the infirmary, I will stay in the dormitory by myself for a few days, and I will be fine! I have a great healing ability! ”

"That's good, I just want to ask you, can you resist the beating? Knowing that you are in good health, I am relieved! ”

"If I could see it~~Life may be completely different~~ Maybe what I want, what I like~~ What I love is different~~"

This Wu Shuai, why is it not normal, why does he have a girlfriend, but he still sings this touching song to others!

To tell the truth, I have liked this song for 12 years, but I didn't expect it to be sung so easily by Wu Shuai!

"Zhan Ye, what do you think of me singing this song?"

I tilted my mouth and said!

"It's a bit out of tune!"

"Really? Run away from that place! ”

"In short, don't sing this song, you can't grasp its meaning at all, and a boy like you who is old and has little experience is difficult to accurately grasp its pitch!"

"Are you talking about the lack of use of feelings? There's a story to tell! Listen to me! ”

"The story? Stop! I don't have time to listen! And I have a pertinent opinion for you, that is, you speak too slowly and methodically, sometimes others don't know that you haven't finished speaking, should you interrupt, I know you may want to highlight your gentlemanly temperament, but you are not a good habit like this, it has affected your singing, you like to elongate the tone! ”

"Zhan Ye, it seems that you know music very well!"

"That's it! There is no separation between culture and sports, let alone painting and singing, they are all arts, and when I was a child, they all appeared in school as extracurricular leisure classes! ”

Casual classes?

That's right!

I'm going to hurry back to my dorm and look for something I can change into a swimsuit!

"Wu Shuai! Do you know where to sell swimming? It doesn't seem to be in the school, but is there a night market around the school? ”

"Zhanye, I have swim trunks, do you need them?"

"Wu Shuai, are you serious?"

At this moment, when I heard Wu Shuai finish speaking, I couldn't wait for a slap in the face, but I was afraid that after beating him, he didn't even know why he was beaten!

It's really hard to imagine how a boy like him has become an idol in the hearts of many girls!

That's because Wu Shuai has always lived in their imagination, and presumably after coming into contact with him, he is the target of vomiting!

"Two classmates, you guys are outside, you and I are nong, when will you come in, I'm going to get off work!"

Leaning against the door of the infirmary is a girl with a very temperament!

"Doctor Ye!"