"What"

Hearing this unscrupulous master's words, I was completely fucking dumbfounded.

"Old thing, you said that the apprentice is in trouble, you give me a multiple-choice question"

I'm very upset, and I know I'm going to have a big problem now, but you can't play with me like this, a dog.

Zhang Tianshi said directly, "You think it's fun now, whether it's that zombie or that evil ghost, it's all terrible." Do you really think that Lao Tzu is omnipotent, damn, these guys may not be able to kill them even when I am alive, let alone my current urine"

I was completely speechless, "Aren't you on an errand in the underworld, didn't Lord Yama give you some benefits, such as improving your strength or something?"

"You are a dead star, have you watched too much, or have you watched too many movies, I think you have a brain in the water, and you have been kicked by a donkey. Do you really think that I will go on an errand, and then Lord Yama will give me some strength or something, if he can do that, he will simply give a lot of mana to all the ghosts in the underworld, and the underworld will not be invincible."

Zhang Tianshi scolded, my face turned red for a while, and I couldn't help but retort, "I haven't died, I know a fart, you are a dead person, what's the use of me chirping so much, you can find a way to solve this problem for me." I'm going to leave you here today, what do you like, it's a big deal that the Maoshan faction is extinct, you can see for yourself. ”

I'm also annoyed, this time the matter is enough to disturb me, but it's also my lack of experience and lack of thoughtfulness. Now I am stimulated by the master again, and I have the posture of breaking the jar and breaking it, speaking from the heart, I feel very wronged, I feel that I have worked very hard, but in the end, it has fallen to this point, I don't think anyone will feel good.

As soon as he heard that I was going to quit, Zhang Tianshi pouted directly, "Do you like to do it or not, anyway, Lao Tzu is dead, and I still care about Maoshan faction."

I was a little dumbfounded when I heard this old thing say that.

Not to mention, it's true, he's dead, I'm the head of the Maoshan faction, his mission is over, and naturally he doesn't have a dime to do with him.

In this way, I was fooled

"You old thing, Lao Tzu fought with you."

I'm not angry, I want to fight him to the death when I go up. At this time, Lao Tang hurriedly hugged me, "Brother, brother Ergou, calm down, calm down." He's a dead man, you and him are angry, as for what you want me to say, let's just use the uncle's words and see how to do it. Anyway, he's alone, don't there still be three people on our side, there's always something to do. ”

Lao Tang's words suddenly woke me up, yes, there are three of us, as the old saying goes, three stinkers are Zhuge Liang. When I thought about it like this, the anger in my heart suddenly weakened a little.

However, whether to choose a demon or a zombie

Thinking of the infinite power of that zombie, and the fact that he is still the head of the Zhengyi Sect, my spirit rune is estimated to be of very low use to him. Moreover, once it is touched, the corpse poison will definitely not be able to escape. What can I do?

Pick a ghost

Just think that anyone who can use the purple talisman can't deal with it, do I have that ability?

The emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and no matter how bad the people are, killing the three of us is definitely the same as playing.

Thinking about it like this, I was dumbfounded again.

It's hard to mess with either one.

I glanced at Lao Tang, and Lao Tang also shrugged helplessly, he obviously thought of this problem as well. With our strength, we really can't choose any one. Besides, we don't have any weapons, so we don't have any weapons for zombies

Bombs, bazookas, **, chainsaws, or drive an excavator and slap him to death with a son of a bitch. But unfortunately, we don't have any of these things.

Yes, I have to go to Shandong to find Lan Xiang, let's also drive the excavator, and if I encounter this thing in the future, I will drive the excavator to do it, how fast

Soon, I came back to reality, and the reality was whether to choose a ghost or a zombie.

My heart moved, so I had to say to Zhang Tianshi, "I said Master, this multiple-choice question is simple, but don't forget, what should I do with that little ghost, there is still a group of people who want to deal with me, you can't just choose one, and then don't care about anything."

Zhang Tianshi glanced at me, "The little ghost will help you solve it by the way, how powerful is it"

I told him directly, "That little ghost can eat a living person only to the bones in a short time, don't you say it's amazing?"

Zhang Tianshi laughed dryly, "It's really fucking amazing, which one of the things lacking morality raised such a powerful guy?"

I clasped my hands, "Anyway, you are the master, as the saying goes, you are a teacher for one day, and a father for life." Even if you die, haven't you been reincarnated yet, you can watch it, if you really feel that my death has no effect on you at all, then please do it now, you go here, and I will hit the wall and die. ”

Nonsense, if I go out and get killed by a demon, or if I am bitten to death by a zombie, I might as well hit my head and die, it's more enjoyable.

Zhang Tianshi glanced at me and shook his head for a while, "Lao Tzu is really unladylike, why did he accept such an apprentice as you, I originally wanted to have a leisure, and I would go back to play cards later, drink wine, bubble girls or something." By the way, the girls in the underworld are also very beautiful, and they have the opportunity to show you."

"You give me a serious point, I'm still in the mood to pick up girls if I'm in the mood to think about women, the one next to me, I'll just take off my clothes and do it"

As I spoke, I stretched out my hand to Xu Xiaolin. "Uh, you're awake"

Seeing Xu Xiaolin open her eyes and look at me, my face suddenly turned red, damn, what did I just say.

Xu Xiaolin gritted her teeth and glared at me viciously, it was obvious that she had heard all those words just now.

I was uncomfortable for a while, and then I saw Lao Tang smiling, and my teeth were itching with anger.

Zhang Tianshi glanced at Xu Xiaolin, "This chick is good, is what you just said true?"

I glared at him angrily, "Seriously, don't choose, let's think of a way to get the best of both worlds, okay, although you apprentice, I'm very smart, but after all, the cultivation time is not long, isn't it, whether it's a ghost or a zombie, it's very difficult for me." ”

Zhang Tianshi finally relented and answered me, "What you said is also a bit reasonable, it is true, these two guys are big guys, very difficult to deal with, if you let your kid do it, it is estimated that a hundred lives will not be enough to lose." So let's do it, I'll be with you and see what to deal with, and that's it."

Hearing him say this, I was also relieved, I guess this fate was saved.

However, the words he received made me chill again.

Zhang Tianshi coughed, "Apprentice, there is something I have to tell you, what about me, after all, I am also a civil servant now, although the prefectural government is relatively loose, but we also have to abide by the rules, so I only have an hour, and we can talk here for ten minutes, so what, you can probably stay with me for fifty minutes, and when the time comes, I must go back, which is mandatory." ”

"Moreover, this time I really came out, and it was different from before."

I also know the situation before, it is similar to dreaming.

Fifty minutes

My heart is really cold.

I didn't dare to waste more time, so I called Lao Tang directly and opened the stone door.

This stone gate, I was dumbfounded again.

How to open

How to open

Can anyone tell me how this stone gate will be opened?

Lao Tang checked it for a while, and then said, "If I'm not mistaken, this stone gate should only be able to be opened from the outside, and it can't be opened from the inside." ”

It's up to you to say that

I'm so confused right now, I really want to scold, it's really unlucky to open my mouth, and I'm unlucky to get home.

Zhang Tianshi glanced at it, "Apprentice, it's not like I don't help you, you see that you have said so much, now it's all nonsense, we can't get out." ”

As soon as my heart moved, I asked him, "Ghosts should be able to pass through walls?"

"Who told you that ghosts can go through walls"

Zhang Tianshi replied to me angrily, "When did you see a ghost through the wall, if the ghost could pass through the wall, you wouldn't have died early, you had been chased by a ghost before, you don't know?"

I was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it true that I remember many times, and there are ghosts that disappear silently." ”

"Nonsense, the ghost covers your eyes. And the ghost walks without sound, it only needs to disturb you, and it immediately runs away. People's line of sight is a straight line, as long as people turn a corner, you can't see it immediately, and you can't say it's flying through the wall. ”

Zhang Tianshi pouted, "You have learned the secret technique of Maoshan in the dog's belly."

My face was hot, but it seemed to be true, and there were a lot of times when I saw ghosts that could only run, not go through the wall or something, because if I could go through the wall, I would be able to escape. To put it bluntly, it's still a ghost covering its eyes, and the ghost's body has no weight, and there is no sound when it runs, plus the reason for people's sight, so it's often difficult to see, and everyone thinks that the ghost ran through the wall or something.

Besides, if you want to see ghosts, not everyone can see them.

"What then?"

I had to divert the subject, and as soon as I finished speaking, I heard an ugly click from the stone door, and it began to open slowly.

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