Chapter 31: Holy Damn Me! Really?

Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng, who was rustic and smelled of mountain artillery, and was helpless, why did he encounter this product again. Seeing the eyes gathered around him, he hurriedly reminded Niu Geng to speak quietly, Niu Geng looked around and was a little embarrassed, and lowered his voice: "Brother, what are you doing in Changsha?" ”

Li Chenggong ignored Niu Geng: "I'll go home for the New Year!" ”

"I went to Changsha to ask for money, and there is a boss who owes it..."

Niu Geng was interrupted by Li Chenggong before he finished speaking, "Stop, I know that you want to get money and plan to open your own cake shop as the owner!" You don't have to say it again. ”

"Oops! Brother, how do you know? Niu Geng looked at Li Chenggong with an incredulous expression.

"I heard you when you said it." Li Chenggong rubbed his temples and felt a little headache.

"Oh! Brother, what are you doing? Niu Geng asked curiously like a baby.

"I'm the boss too!" Looking at Li Chenggong's slowly numb expression, he couldn't help but laugh on the side,

Niu Geng was stunned when he heard that Li Chenggong was also the boss, "You are also the boss?" So which farm are you from. ”

When Li Chenggong heard this, he turned his head and glanced at Niu Geng, he didn't know what to say, is there such a boss as a dairy farm owner in this world? But I guess he didn't understand what kind of boss he was talking to, so he sighed and didn't speak, as if he remembered his bad boss career.

Niu Geng looked at Li Chenggong and didn't speak, and chatted with Du Ming again: "Brother Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" ”

Du Ming smiled slightly, "I'm singing." ”

Niu Geng suddenly shouted in surprise: "Really? What is my favorite way to sing? Listen to me sing one to you! As he spoke, he was about to start singing, when suddenly the plane moved and began to take off, and suddenly felt a pressure coming, Niu Geng stopped suddenly, leaned tightly on the seat and did not speak. After a while, "hiccup", Du Ming and Li Chenggong glanced at him together, and saw that Niu Geng had another "uh hiccup" and then puffed up.

Du Ming drank too much milk until this is Niu Geng, and the pressure increased at this time, and he was about to vomit out, obviously Li Chenggong also thought of it, seeing that Niu Geng was about to vomit, he hurriedly took out the garbage bag prepared for passengers on the plane and handed it to Niu Geng, "Alas, alas, alas, give!" ”

Who knew that Niu Geng held it twice and swallowed back the milk he spit out, burped, and wiped his mouth calmly in Li Chenggong's stunned expression.

Seeing Niu Geng sit up, Du Ming asked with concern, "Brother Niu, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay! I just feel a little stuffy", Niu Geng shook his head and smiled innocently.

"Oh, that would be fine for a while! I'm also a little stuffy. Du Ming listened and nodded.

After a while, Niu Geng suddenly got up, "Waiter? Waiter? It seemed that he was in a hurry, but when he shouted, the passengers in the entire cabin suddenly burst into laughter and whispers.

Li Chenggong saw it, hurriedly dragged the cargo down and sat down, and by the way, he helped him ring the call bell, and after a while, a flight attendant walked out of the cabin, "Sir, is there something wrong?" ”

Niu Geng looked a little uncomfortable, "You open the window to breathe!" ”

"I'm sorry sir, the cabin is completely enclosed and the windows can't be opened."

"You can't breathe here, I'm uncomfortable." Niu Geng said with a frown.

The flight attendant comforted: "Please bear with me a little longer, the plane will arrive soon, why don't I pour you a glass of water?" ”

Looking at the plane but couldn't open the window, Niu Geng couldn't help it: "Hurry up, I'm suffocating." ”

"Okay, please wait!" After saying that, he turned around and left.

But as soon as the flight attendant left, Niu Geng turned around and called the flight attendant again, "Waiter, waiter?" ”

Li Chenggong hurriedly stopped: "Okay, what do you have to tell me, okay?" "I guess this thing has some strange ideas.

"I want to stop the plane for a while, I don't want to do it." Sure enough, it was a strange idea again.

"Can a plane stop in the sky?"

"How can I stop then?"

"If you cancel your flight, you won't fly." Li Chenggong picked up the newspaper.

"Then let him cancel it!" Niu Geng asked suspiciously, as if when he was in the bus, he wanted to stop and how to stop.

Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng helplessly: "The plane has already flown in the sky, how can you make fun of the flight." ”

"To tell others, sometimes the plane just doesn't take off." Niu Geng said unconvinced.

"It was foggy and snowy." Li Chenggong patiently explained to Niu Geng.

Du Ming is also taking a plane for the first time, and he doesn't know much about these things. But he knew the plane would be back soon. "Huh? Brother Niu, do you want the plane to return? ”

"Well, I don't want to sit anymore, it's uncomfortable." Niu Geng frowned and complained.

"Well, okay, wait for me to call and tell them to fly back." After speaking, Du Ming took out the phone, pretended to press it twice, and then picked up the phone and said, "Hey? Are you Xiao Wang, the general manager of China Southern Airlines? You immediately return flight XXXX. ”

"That's right, it's from Shishi Feixiangtan."

"Why are you so stupid? You just say that there is a lot of snow at the airport over there and you can't land, okay, that's it. Said Wan, Li Chenggong put the phone in his pocket with a neurotic look.

"Okay, Brother Niu, the plane will return in a while!"

Niu Geng hurriedly smiled gratefully: "Thank you, brother!" I'll treat you to dinner after getting off the plane in a moment. ”

"I'll have to get my train ticket reimbursed." Du Ming said with a smile.

"No problem!" Niu Geng waved his hand boldly.

Li Chenggong looked at these two goods, he really didn't know what to say, let the plane in the sky go back? You think you're a terrorist?

"Passengers, I just got the news that due to the heavy snow in Xiangtan, the airport is closed, and the plane cannot land, and now the plane is ready to return, please understand." The radio on the plane sounded, and Li Chenggong was stunned for a moment, and there was only one thought in his heart: 'Damn, is this really fake?' ’

Du Ming and Niu Geng got off the plane together, because Niu Geng didn't plan to do a plane anymore, the two refunded their tickets and came to the outside of the airport, "Brother Niu, where are you going now?" Du Ming looked at the bustling crowd outside and asked Niu Geng beside him, and paid attention to it, as long as he followed him, he was not afraid that the task would not be completed.

"Let's go, let's go to the train station to buy a train ticket first, and then go to dinner." Niu Geng pulled Du Ming and the two of them into the bus and went straight to the train station. After coming to the station, the two went to buy tickets first, but it was the New Year soon, and the tickets were already sold out, but Niu Geng, as the protagonist of this world, was so lucky that he was able to buy a ticket with a seat, Du Ming was not bad, and the actions of the two were close to each other. After buying the tickets, the two had a meal together, spending 23 yuan, Du Ming wanted to pay, Niu Geng didn't let him, he said yes, he pleased.

After eating and seeing that the time was almost up, the two came to the train station and prepared to check in and get on the train. Looking at the crowd in the waiting hall, Niu Geng smiled honestly and sighed: "It's still better than a train, better than an airplane, and it's not suffocating." ”

Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng, who was rustic and smelled of mountain artillery, and was helpless, why did he encounter this product again. Seeing the eyes gathered around him, he hurriedly reminded Niu Geng to speak quietly, Niu Geng looked around and was a little embarrassed, and lowered his voice: "Brother, what are you doing in Changsha?" ”

Li Chenggong ignored Niu Geng: "I'll go home for the New Year!" ”

"I went to Changsha to ask for money, and there is a boss who owes it..."

Niu Geng was interrupted by Li Chenggong before he finished speaking, "Stop, I know that you want to get money and plan to open your own cake shop as the owner!" You don't have to say it again. ”

"Oops! Brother, how do you know? Niu Geng looked at Li Chenggong with an incredulous expression.

"I heard you when you said it." Li Chenggong rubbed his temples and felt a little headache.

"Oh! Brother, what are you doing? Niu Geng asked curiously like a baby.

"I'm the boss too!" Looking at Li Chenggong's slowly numb expression, he couldn't help but laugh on the side,

Niu Geng was stunned when he heard that Li Chenggong was also the boss, "You are also the boss?" So which farm are you from. ”

When Li Chenggong heard this, he turned his head and glanced at Niu Geng, he didn't know what to say, is there such a boss as a dairy farm owner in this world? But I guess he didn't understand what kind of boss he was talking to, so he sighed and didn't speak, as if he remembered his bad boss career.

Niu Geng looked at Li Chenggong and didn't speak, and chatted with Du Ming again: "Brother Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" ”

Du Ming smiled slightly, "I'm singing." ”

Niu Geng suddenly shouted in surprise: "Really? What is my favorite way to sing? Listen to me sing one to you! As he spoke, he was about to start singing, when suddenly the plane moved and began to take off, and suddenly felt a pressure coming, Niu Geng stopped suddenly, leaned tightly on the seat and did not speak. After a while, "hiccup", Du Ming and Li Chenggong glanced at him together, and saw that Niu Geng had another "uh hiccup" and then puffed up.

Du Ming drank too much milk until this is Niu Geng, and the pressure increased at this time, and he was about to vomit out, obviously Li Chenggong also thought of it, seeing that Niu Geng was about to vomit, he hurriedly took out the garbage bag prepared for passengers on the plane and handed it to Niu Geng, "Alas, alas, alas, give!" ”

Who knew that Niu Geng held it twice and swallowed back the milk he spit out, burped, and wiped his mouth calmly in Li Chenggong's stunned expression.

Seeing Niu Geng sit up, Du Ming asked with concern, "Brother Niu, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay! I just feel a little stuffy", Niu Geng shook his head and smiled innocently.

"Oh, that would be fine for a while! I'm also a little stuffy. Du Ming listened and nodded.

After a while, Niu Geng suddenly got up, "Waiter? Waiter? It seemed that he was in a hurry, but when he shouted, the passengers in the entire cabin suddenly burst into laughter and whispers.

Li Chenggong saw it, hurriedly dragged the cargo down and sat down, and by the way, he helped him ring the call bell, and after a while, a flight attendant walked out of the cabin, "Sir, is there something wrong?" ”

Niu Geng looked a little uncomfortable, "You open the window to breathe!" ”

"I'm sorry sir, the cabin is completely enclosed and the windows can't be opened."

"You can't breathe here, I'm uncomfortable." Niu Geng said with a frown.

The flight attendant comforted: "Please bear with me a little longer, the plane will arrive soon, why don't I pour you a glass of water?" ”

Looking at the plane but couldn't open the window, Niu Geng couldn't help it: "Hurry up, I'm suffocating." ”

"Okay, please wait!" After saying that, he turned around and left.

But as soon as the flight attendant left, Niu Geng turned around and called the flight attendant again, "Waiter, waiter?" ”

Li Chenggong hurriedly stopped: "Okay, what do you have to tell me, okay?" "I guess this thing has some strange ideas.

"I want to stop the plane for a while, I don't want to do it." Sure enough, it was a strange idea again.

"Can a plane stop in the sky?"

"How can I stop then?"

"If you cancel your flight, you won't fly." Li Chenggong picked up the newspaper.

"Then let him cancel it!" Niu Geng asked suspiciously, as if when he was in the bus, he wanted to stop and how to stop.

Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng helplessly: "The plane has already flown in the sky, how can you make fun of the flight." ”

"To tell others, sometimes the plane just doesn't take off." Niu Geng said unconvinced.

"It was foggy and snowy." Li Chenggong patiently explained to Niu Geng.

Du Ming is also taking a plane for the first time, and he doesn't know much about these things. But he knew the plane would be back soon. "Huh? Brother Niu, do you want the plane to return? ”

"Well, I don't want to sit anymore, it's uncomfortable." Niu Geng frowned and complained.

"Well, okay, wait for me to call and tell them to fly back." After speaking, Du Ming took out the phone, pretended to press it twice, and then picked up the phone and said, "Hey? Are you Xiao Wang, the general manager of China Southern Airlines? You immediately return flight XXXX. ”

"That's right, it's from Shishi Feixiangtan."

"Why are you so stupid? You just say that there is a lot of snow at the airport over there and you can't land, okay, that's it. Said Wan, Li Chenggong put the phone in his pocket with a neurotic look.

"Okay, Brother Niu, the plane will return in a while!"

Niu Geng hurriedly smiled gratefully: "Thank you, brother!" I'll treat you to dinner after getting off the plane in a moment. ”

"I'll have to get my train ticket reimbursed." Du Ming said with a smile.

"No problem!" Niu Geng waved his hand boldly.

Li Chenggong looked at these two goods, he really didn't know what to say, let the plane in the sky go back? You think you're a terrorist?

"Passengers, I just got the news that due to the heavy snow in Xiangtan, the airport is closed, and the plane cannot land, and now the plane is ready to return, please understand." The radio on the plane sounded, and Li Chenggong was stunned for a moment, and there was only one thought in his heart: 'Damn, is this really fake?' ’

Du Ming and Niu Geng got off the plane together, because Niu Geng didn't plan to do a plane anymore, the two refunded their tickets and came to the outside of the airport, "Brother Niu, where are you going now?" Du Ming looked at the bustling crowd outside and asked Niu Geng beside him, and paid attention to it, as long as he followed him, he was not afraid that the task would not be completed.

"Let's go, let's go to the train station to buy a train ticket first, and then go to dinner." Niu Geng pulled Du Ming and the two of them into the bus and went straight to the train station. After coming to the station, the two went to buy tickets first, but it was the New Year soon, and the tickets were already sold out, but Niu Geng, as the protagonist of this world, was so lucky that he was able to buy a ticket with a seat, Du Ming was not bad, and the actions of the two were close to each other. After buying the tickets, the two had a meal together, spending 23 yuan, Du Ming wanted to pay, Niu Geng didn't let him, he said yes, he pleased.

After eating and seeing that the time was almost up, the two came to the train station and prepared to check in and get on the train. Looking at the crowd in the waiting hall, Niu Geng smiled honestly and sighed: "It's still better than a train, better than an airplane, and it's not suffocating." ”