Chapter 59: China Absolute

"Heh, that's a good idea...... Mu Tianxiang echoed with a smile, "but...... I have one condition. ”

"Tell me, what conditions do you have, there's nothing in this town that I can't do!" Du Dafa saw that Mu Tianxiang responded, but she was an ordinary country woman, and she was moved by what she said, but she didn't know that there was a knife on her head, and she Mu Tianxiang was so easy to provoke!

"It's simple for me to be your concubine, I don't want a dowry, I don't want a banquet, I just worship scholars, since several of them are scholars, then whoever answers first comes out of my couplet, I will marry whom, how about it?"

A few people looked at Mu Tianxiang, not only the face is like a powder, the eyebrows are like a crescent moon but also the temperament is outstanding, there is a unique temperament on the body, and they are all lustful at the moment, since everyone has some money at home, then why should it be cheaper for others, and they have agreed to come down.

Seeing that everyone agreed, Mu Tianxiang's words changed, "But...... If you can't answer, you have to kowtow to my sister and apologize! ”

"What? Don't dare? Mu Tianxiang said with a smile.

"Don't dare, but say it, if I answer, you have to talk and count, don't give me a dowry, and automatically be a concubine for me!" Du Dafa said, but he is a famous scoundrel, only he takes advantage of it, but there is no such thing as others taking advantage of him, it's a big deal if he can't answer the trick, he doesn't believe that in this plot, there are still people who can do anything to him! Du Dafa beat the abacus finely.

"Of course, my words count, since everyone agreed, then listen well, the two apes cut the wood deep in the mountains, and look down on how the monkeys deal with each other."

Mu Tianxiang finished the question and stood next to her with a smile to watch the appearance of a few people scratching their ears and cheeks, this is Chinese absolute, if he can come out right, he is amazing, but looking at their lack of learning and scratching their ears and cheeks, she really feels that this question is wasted, and she can't even hear the scolding words.

Several people stood and thought for a long time, unable to think of an answer.

Du Dafa folded the fan and thought of a brilliant idea, "This question is not counted, I don't know where you copied this question, so let's do it, if you can answer my question, how about I Du Dafa kowtow to your sister and admit your mistakes?" ”

"Hey! Du Dafa, how can you be like this, how can you change what you say? Erya said indignantly.

"Mu Erya, your sister kowtowed to you until she couldn't answer, assuming we don't answer now, but there is no need for this."

This is obviously a trick, but Du Dafa is used to doing this kind of thing, and it is quite easy to provoke thorns.

"Okay, then do as you say." Mu Tianxiang was entangled for a while, and agreed, anyway, he only said that if he could answer his question, he would kowtow to Erya and admit his mistake, and he didn't say how he couldn't answer, besides, she didn't believe it, just these few goods, what kind of questions can come out!

"Okay, that's what you said!" Du Dafa opened the folding fan with a "whoosh", thought that Yushu was in the wind, and walked a few steps forward, and said, "Listen to my question...... The two apes cut the wood deep in the mountains, and looked down on how the monkeys ...... against each other."

"Hey! Du Dafa, what are you? This is obviously my sister's question, how can you use it? "Er Ya is in a hurry, she has been in school for a few days, she can vaguely feel the difficulty of this question, my sister has not been to school, where have I seen this couplet, how can it come up?

"Why don't you count, you didn't say that you can't take out the questions to count!" Du Dafa continued to cheat.

Mu Tianxiang laughed with a "poof", since this upper link is out of her, how can she not know the lower link, and this lower link...... But it's very interesting, just put her afraid that Du Dafa was really right, but now it's changed to Du Dafa's words...... So she didn't give him a chance to refute at all, and said directly, "A horse is stuck in the mud, and asks the old beast how to get out of the hoof."

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Du Dafa thought about it for a while, the pair was really neat, but he was thinking that it was always a little wrong, and while he was pondering, someone behind him poked him, "Brother Du, this little girl scolds you!" ”

He was stunned and said, "What did you scold?" ”

The man was in a cold sweat, "The upper joint scolds you for being a monkey, and the lower joint scolds you for being a brute!" ”

When Du Dafa heard him say this, he was a person who had been in school for a few years, and finally came back to his senses, "You slut, dare to scold me!" As he spoke, he was about to rush forward.

This is Huo Lingchuan, who originally had no sense of existence, stepped forward, picked up one in one hand, grabbed their back placket, kicked his upper legs, and then pressed the person down, pressed it to the ground, and kowtowed a few times in the direction of Mu Erya and Mu Tianxiang, if three times, the six people all kowtowed, and several people were still confused, no one thought that the man who was now blurred under the eaves was so powerful, and he didn't even have a chance to resist!

After a few people finished kowtowing, Xiao Yang ran over panting.

"What are you all doing? Stop it all! It's a pity that at this time, several people have already kowtowed and been bullied, looking at Huo Lingchuan behind Mu Tianxiang and quite scared.

"Du Dafa, you say, what happened?" In fact, Master Xiao Yang had already gotten the news that there was someone making trouble here, but he had always adhered to the attitude that more things were better than less, and after eating, he hurried over when he saw that things were almost over, but he didn't expect that the usually arrogant Du Dafa would hide behind him in fear, and the opposite side was just the family of the female student last time.

Before Du Dafa could speak, the thin monkey next to him opened his mouth, "Master, that woman not only scolded us with a pair, but also forced us to kowtow!" ”

"Something like this?!" Xiao Yang is worried that there is no excuse to drive this female student out, and the opportunity has come!

"Yes, look at it, it hurts!" Du Dafa hurriedly brushed away the hair on his head, and showed the red mark that was forced to kowtow by Huo Lingchuan just now.

"Mu Erya, what else do you have to say, I saw that you were eager to study, so I made an exception for you, do you know how much infamy I have? But you're ...... Actually...... It's too disappointing for my good intentions for you, pack up and go home, I can't keep you here! ”

"No, Master, I'm ...... I won't do this next time, you can give me another chance! Erya panicked when she heard this, this is an opportunity that my sister finally got with a few dozen taels of silver, if she is not even allowed to study here, then where is she going? How else did she get fame and take her sister to the city?

Thinking like this, Erya's tears flowed out all of a sudden.

Mu Tianxiang looked at Erya, a little hated the appearance of iron and steel, this sister is very smart, but she is too pure, just like this, it is obviously someone else's fault, but she took it herself!

Thinking of this, Mu Tianxiang relented and shouted, "Mu Erya, what are you crying for!" ”