Chapter 0918 Untie your clothes and recommend yourself for a pillow seat
In an instant, Ye Zhiqiu felt that his body was cold, all the illusions receded, and he was already trapped on the wall!
To be exact, it was Ye Zhiqiu's body trapped in the wall, his head exposed, and he poked into Youlan's room!
In other words, Ye Zhiqiu is like a failed performer who pierces through the wall, his head is drilled over, but his body is stuck in the wall.
Stuck together, there is also a young blue.
Most of her body was sunk into the wall, with only her head and right arm exposed.
Despite this, Youlan still didn't wake up, looking at Ye Zhiqiu with peach blossoms in her eyes, reaching out to caress Ye Zhiqiu's face, with an affectionate feeling: "Master, I ......"
Ye Zhiqiu glared: "Don't be a master and a mother, you look down, we are stuck in the wall!" ”
"Master, with you, even if it's hell, I'm happy......" Youlan stretched her neck hard, and her two thin lips came towards Ye Zhiqiu's face.
"Nonsense, just nonsense! Master, Master Kongxiu, help, there are ghosts in your monk's temple......" Ye Zhiqiu turned his head suddenly, and with a click, the wall soil fell suddenly.
This panicked look, of course, was pretended by Ye Zhiqiu.
Because the old ghosts have not yet appeared, Ye Zhiqiu still doesn't know the details of the other party.
"Hahaha......"
There was wild laughter all around, and the four old ghosts suddenly appeared and stood in front of Ye Zhiqiu and Youlan.
The four old ghosts, two men and two women, are all dressed and hairstyled during the Republic of China, and they are all around 30 years old.
A female ghost wearing a cheongsam stretched out her hand and touched Ye Zhiqiu's face, and said with a smile: "Little brother, don't scream, the old monk Kongxiu has been isolated by us, and I can't hear the movement here." No matter how much you scream, no one will come to your rescue. ”
The female ghost is right, the front and back yards of the temple have been cut off by ghosts, and all natural sounds cannot be transmitted.
Moreover, Master Kuxiu was also entangled by the other three evil ghosts and could not get out.
Youlan felt that something was wrong at this time, and asked blankly, "Are you...... Who? Why are you here? ”
The female ghost just now sneered and asked Youlan: "Little sister, is it our appearance that disturbs your good deeds, so you are unhappy?" Look at your prodigal appearance, tsk, one day, I'm afraid I'm going to squeeze your master dry, right? ”
"Are you ghosts? It was you guys just now...... Frame me! Youlan suddenly woke up, saw one of her bare arms, remembered everything just now, and her face was flushed with shame!
"Little sister, you are a **, what do you have to do with your master's wide clothes and self-recommended pillow mats? Haha......" The female ghost laughed insolently, and then learned the tone and lines of Youlan just now, twisting her waist and chest:
"Master, thank you...... Don't dislike me, I'm so happy, so happy...... Even if it's for one night...... Fish and water, I will always remember the kindness......"
"Shut up, brute!" Youlan was embarrassed, closed her eyes, and two lines of tears of shame rolled down.
Actually, Youlan doesn't want to do this!
But she really loves Ye Zhiqiu, the master, and just happened to encounter the ghost situation of the old ghosts, and immediately fell into it, not distinguishing the truth from the false, and confided in her heart.
Now, Youlan has the heart to die!
How could he be so frivolous and make such an unbearable and ugly attitude in front of his master?
After that, how will you face Master and Master?
"Shut up!" Ye Zhiqiu also broke off, relieved Youlan, and said: "Since it is in your hands, if you want to kill or chop, whatever you want, don't talk nonsense!" ”
"Master, I'm stuck in the wall...... Can't get out! Youlan opened her eyes and struggled, but to no avail.
The female ghost sneered and asked, "You two, who are you?" Why is it so weird, and what is it called? Say, isn't it a person in the art school? ”
Ye Zhiqiu glared and shouted: "If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, Lao Tzu is Ye Zhiqiu, a disciple of Maoshan Mountain, and I'm here to arrest you!" Youlan also saw your ghost skills just now, but she didn't break it, and deliberately cooperated with you to lure you out. A group of evil obstacles, you think they are smart, but in fact, we have already seen through it! ”
When Youlan heard this, she was even more grateful to Ye Zhiqiu, her master was empathetic and took care of her own face!
"Sure enough, it's a member of the Shushu Sect, or a disciple of Maoshan Mountain!" The female ghost nodded, looked at Ye Zhiqiu, and asked again, "What about you luring us out?" It's not like giving us heads! Do you still have supernatural powers to escape? ”
"What if I can't escape? Do you still dare to do anything to the Maoshan disciples? There are countless masters in my Maoshan faction, and sooner or later I will destroy you! Ye Zhiqiu said.
"Hahaha...... the female ghost laughed and said, "No matter how powerful the Maoshan faction is, it's useless, we'll kill you now, who knows?" ”
"Who is the boss here, and I want to talk to your boss? Isn't it an empty old monk? Ye Zhiqiu shouted, further probing.
The female ghost smiled again: "Our boss is the Buddha, and the old monk is not qualified yet." ”
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
A Buddha horn came from outside the door, and the old monk pushed the door in.
Ye Zhiqiu fixed his eyes and saw that this old monk was not empty, but an old ghost conjured up!
It seems that this nest of old ghosts is so idle that they have to spend themselves on it.
The fake old monk walked up to Ye Zhiqiu and said, "Master Ye, I said that there are ghosts in the backyard, you don't believe it, it's fun now, right?" ”
"Old monk, you colluded with evil ghosts to harm people, and turned the pure land of Buddhism into a bandit black shop, I will not let you go!" Ye Zhiqiu said.
The fake old monk grinned:
"Otherwise, Master Ye, you shave your head and become a monk, and take refuge in Buddhism from now on, okay? What about this female benefactor, she also shaved her head to be a nun, and you will participate in Huanxi Zen in my temple and give birth to a bunch of little monks and nuns, okay? ”
Huanxi Zen is the art of unichi practiced by men and women in Buddhism.
But in reality, Joy Zen is used to describe the things that men and women are doing together.
Ye Zhiqiu scolded: "Thief bald donkey, after you die, you will go to the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”
The fake old monk was not angry, he waved his hand, there was an extra razor in his hand, he pressed Ye Zhiqiu's head, and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, the poor monk will shave you, and then send you into the cave room......"
The four old ghosts next to him laughed.
Suddenly, Ye Zhiqiu, who was stuck in the wall, suddenly lowered his head.
The fake old monk pressed the air in his hand, and couldn't help but be stunned, and hurriedly stared at it, only to see that Ye Zhiqiu had turned into a paper man!
"It's not good, this kid has a way, run away, kill this demon girl first!!" The fake old monk was startled, and then a ghost appeared, swinging a knife and cutting at Youlan's neck!
He knew that Youlan was Ye Zhiqiu's helper, and killing her first could weaken Ye Zhiqiu's strength.
"Evil obstacles look for death!" Ye Zhiqiu's voice came from the roof, and at the same time, a golden light shrouded him: "Tiangang Tiangang, Jiuqi Huanghuang, I am a broken army, and ten thousand ghosts are hiding!" (9.3, 1st Update.) )
(End of chapter)