"Brother Chen, if we don't plan it, anyway, now we know that the old man is a ghost, let's see what tricks he can play."

"Okay, let's meet this old man again."

After speaking, I went to the store and bought two more bottles of wine, and took them to the old man's house.

"Boss, bring me two bottles of wine with the highest proof." Carrying two bottles of wine, Lao Song and I came to the west of the village again.

Duang~Duang, "The old man quickly opened the door, I asked you to drink." ”

I had wine in my hand and the door in my foot.

"Who, it's okay to kick my door." The old man shouted, dragged his sneakers out of the house, "Hey, it's you two, what's the matter, you're coming to me for a drink again?" The old man glanced at the two bottles of wine I was carrying.

"yes, I'm looking for you to drink."

The old man opened the door, bent his waist, and walked into the house with his hands behind his back. "You two came with wine, don't you know how to buy some pig's head meat?"

"Isn't this in a hurry, I'm afraid you didn't run out to drink with the drunkard."

"Hehe, aren't all drunkards hit by cars?" The moment the old man pushed the door, he twisted his head and laughed evilly.

Looking at the old man's triangular eyes and crooked mouth, a layer of white sweat instantly broke out on my back.

"Come in, what are you doing at the door?" The old man waved his hand and beckoned the two of us.

"Well, here we are."

The old man searched for three glass wine glasses with a layer of grease, put his hands on the two-tendon vest he wore and put his hand into the wall of the glasses and wiped them. He chased away the flies flying on the red table on the kang with his hands, and beckoned us to sit down and drink.

"Come on, come on, sit down, I'm welcome." The old man pulled out the pig ears in a plastic bag from the pile of dead flies on the windowsill, stroked the chopsticks twice with his mouth, and drank the wine alone.

"Come, fill it up for you, and let's drink one."

"No, no, you drink alone, we came by car, we can't drink." I got up and stood in the open space, and the old man's series of movements just now wanted to make me sick. Fortunately, I have lost my appetite recently, and I didn't eat anything before I came, otherwise this motion sickness plus watching the old man eat would have to vomit on his table.

"Uncle? You said that the drunkard was hit by a car and died, so how many drunkards were there at that time. ”

"There are three."

"Then do you remember that there was a drunkard from Xiguo Liang Village?"

"Hehe, remember, I live in the west of the village, that drunkard."

I said, "That drunkard, doesn't he live to the west of Lao Li Tou's house, the house we are standing in now!" ”

The old man looked at me and smiled, holding a pig's ear in his right hand and picking his foot with his left hand. "Yes, that drunkard lives in this house, and has been dead for more than three years."

"Hehe, then you're welcome to blame me." As I spoke, I took out three fire talismans from my back, ready to burn the old man's soul to the ground.

To tell the truth, I, Chen Ke, am really a lazy person, a severe procrastination patient, Grandpa Wang Susu has studied the book given to me for so long before I learned the fire charm, and I shout every day to learn, either to play with Lao Song, or to watch my little cat demon with Jiang Bing.

"Eh, put that thing away, what are you going to do with this doll!" The old man pointed to the fire talisman in my hand with the tip of his chopsticks.

"Hmph, what do you say you want to do, from the old Li Tou's daughter-in-law to lie to us until now, where did you say the lamp man, why did you help him deceive us, and lied to me about a case of wine."

Lao Song patted me on the shoulder, "Brother, it's time to do it, don't mention that case of wine." ”

"Nonsense, it's easy for you to say, it took me dozens of dollars." I held the fire talisman in my hand, and turned my head to the right to talk to Lao Song.

"Hey, you stinky boy, just buy me a box of wine for dozens of yuan, aren't you afraid that industrial alcohol will drink the old man to death?"

The old man was so excited that he almost knocked over the table.

"Aren't you all dead, dead old man, dead drunkard."

"Hell, you can't drink this industrial alcohol."

"Oh, so you're a ghost, so you can taste the fire talisman." I'm very excited and I like this thrill the most.

"Stop, stop, I'm a ghost, and my old man has been helping you two, and it didn't hurt you two." The old man raised his left hand and made a STOP gesture.

"Hmph, you and the lampman killed Lu Na, and you also transformed into a middle-aged man to steal Lu Na's body and burned three people, as well as Zhang Fanfan and Liu Yue." I gritted my teeth and said resentfully.

"Ten shots are enough." Old Song interjected.

"Hehe, then you can call the police to shoot me." The old man has a hippie smile.

I threw a fire talisman over, and the old man lifted the table to block it, "Alas, it's a pity that this table is full of wine and food." ”

"Listen to me, doll, I'm a ghost, I'm a lampman, but I didn't do all this, I want to know who did it." The old man sat cross-legged on the bed and gestured.

"I'm a lamp man, but I really didn't do this, my old man is not a good person, and he is not a beast."

"Hehe, you're all dead, you're still a lamp man? Are you still lying to me? ”

"Alas, what a fool are you, who told you that the lamp man must be a human, and the giant panda still has to catch mice?"

"That's right, Brother Chen, no one told us that the lamp man is a human." Lao Song suddenly realized.

"Then you didn't kill these people?" I'm still skeptical.

"Boy, haven't you heard of the people under the lamp, the ghost behind the lamp?"

"We lamp people are lamp people when we live, and we are lamp ghosts when we die."

The old man lit a cigarette and smoked, "My two drinking friends and I drank too much at the wonton stall and were hit and killed when crossing the street, but the three of us still want to drink every day, so we are still drinking at the wonton stall." ”

"Later, the stall owner's wife was frightened when she saw us, and asked someone to do a ritual to drive us away."

"I can't drink anymore, my two drinking friends have been reincarnated, and the family can still give them a few bottles of wine to go to the grave every year for the festival.

"My old man is a eunuch, so if he has people to provide for him, he will gather in front of other people's graves and drink wine."

"Later, I used the lantern man transfiguration technique taught me by my master, but I also turned myself into an entity. But only a few types of shady people can see me. ”

"I didn't lie to you, this middle-aged man lives in my place, Lao Li Tou sees that I have no one to live in all the year round, and I have no children and no daughters so I occupy my house, when I came to match the yin marriage, I let the middle-aged man sleep in my house, and the middle-aged man slept here on the first day, and I found out that he was a phantom object of a lamp man."

"I'm not the only one who has this lamp, you believe me as an old man, I don't do that evil thing, and when I was young, I was at most a yin marriage."

"Boy, I see that you are a good person, hand me cigarettes and buy wine. I'm going to help you, or I won't care about you. When I was alive, the people in the village laughed at me for being a eunuch, and they respected me. ”

I listened to what the old man said so much, and put down the fire talisman in my hand.