20. A Tao
The black shadow was pasted on the door of his head by Uncle He's Heavenly Master Talisman, shook twice, and his body slowly stiffened.
Uncle He took two steps back, hooked his hand at the black shadow, and saw that the black shadow stiffened his body as if his joints would not bend, and he walked over step by step.
Uncle He walked backwards to the car, and the black shadow followed him step by step, and when he reached the car, Uncle He opened the trunk, pointed inside, and said to the black shadow: Go in.
The black shadow obediently got into the trunk and lay down, not forgetting to pull the lid down, and lock it with a "click".
Uncle He was very happy, caught one without any trouble, returned to the car and asked Uncle Mu: Are you still waiting, or do you want to go back and interrogate now?
Before Uncle Mu could speak, the sister-in-law answered: You ask him? What else is he going to interrogate when he brings people back to the bureau? Let's take it back, and there is nothing else to do today.
Uncle He was in a good mood, and even nodded his head with a clapp: Okay, listen to you.
As he spoke, he started the car and slowly drove out of the village, heading towards the "Everything Complex Mall".
When he arrived on the highway, the car switched back to automatic driving mode, and Uncle He began to become active, turning directly to look at the trunk, seeing that there was no movement and sitting down very excitedly.
Said to Uncle Mu: Old Mu, I think your talisman effect is really getting better and better now, and it hasn't been so easy to use for living people before!
Uncle Mu ignored him, and said impatiently: "What's the matter, it's nonsense."
Just when Uncle He was running back and forth, I finally saw the license plate of this car, which turned out to be a Chevrolet.
I looked at the interior of this car curiously, thinking about what it looked like before it was modified, Uncle He looked at me and said:
This is the one that Akai Shuichi opened in Conan, your sister-in-law's super idol, when we chose to modify the car to follow the supervising car, she strongly advocated the choice of this Chevrolet C-1500.
I didn't expect my sister-in-law, who is indifferent to all entertainment activities on weekdays, to be such an avid two-dimensional cosplay enthusiast.
I looked at my sister-in-law with an inquiring look, and my sister-in-law raised her eyebrows to admit it:
I once watched more than 900 episodes of Conan five or six times in order to study Gin and Shuichi Akai whose bed kung fu is better - to study men, you have to show an attitude of doing scientific research.
I'm so cute that my aunt is talking serious nonsense, and she makes me believe it every time.
I was just about to say something, Uncle Mu's mobile phone rang, Uncle Mu picked up the phone and looked at it, and made a silent gesture to us:
Shhhhh
"Hello Director, I'm Mu Xian."
"Mu Xian, you let them come back first, and you are following the prison alone?"
"Lecture Director, exactly."
"What's the catch?"
"There is a harvest, but it is inconvenient to say it on the phone, I will go back and report to you in person!"
"Great, I knew you would be able to bring me back good news, don't you know, the afternoon hall was a mess by those reporters who swarmed there, I'm in the office, come over as soon as you come back, I'll wait for your good news!"
"Yes, I'll go back right away!"
After hanging up the phone, Uncle Mu said to Uncle He:
Send me back to the hall first, I need to go back and report the situation. Call me as soon as you have the result, I'm waiting for you in the director's office, be quick, we'll have to send a notice of the case as soon as it's dawn.
Uncle He pointed to the trunk and asked, "What about this person?"
Uncle Mu had a serious expression: What person?
Uncle He nodded: I understand, we will take it back and ask you for a result overnight. With that, the steering wheel was played, and the car drove in the direction of the provincial department.
It was nearly four o'clock when Uncle Mu returned home after sending him off, and Uncle He opened the trunk while pouting his teeth and said: It's going to be dawn, how can you make this goods speak?
The sister-in-law got out of the car expressionlessly, took me directly in, and did not pick up the stubble, Uncle He saw that the sister-in-law ignored him, and hurriedly pulled the guy out of the trunk, hurried a few steps to catch up with the sister-in-law, and asked: Old Mu Tianliang is going to be the result, what do you say we should do?
The sister-in-law walked into the house while playing with her nails: what else could I do? There is filial piety under the stick.
Uncle He said: Hey, you don't know, Xiaosheng didn't say anything in the car, you will know when you look back, in fact, Xiaosheng was also a little surprised when Xiaosheng saw it clearly. You look back, you look, you look.
Hearing Uncle He say this, my sister-in-law and I looked back at the person we had just arrested, and we almost didn't laugh:
The man was of medium height, with a pointed head and feet, increasing in width towards the middle, so that his belly was round like a rugby.
The head was already sharp, and some of the sparse hair on it was barely tied together, and a few hairs had to be pulled out.
A greasy fat face, eyes as small as beans, eyebrows like two weeds, a collapsed nose, nostrils turned outward, a sausage mouth, no beard, but three layers of double chin.
Wearing a Taoist robe, brown but not brown, yellow or yellow, it did not fit, like a sheet wrapped, and began to open from the stomach like an umbrella.
The sister-in-law glanced at him and said, "I'll go, Lao He, did you catch a bamboo shoot that has become a fine bamboo shoot?"
Uncle He said: Yes, looking at him like this, he has a thick mouth and thick skin, it must be a piece of hob meat. What should I do?
My sister-in-law said: You ask me what to do, you have all these inventions, and none of them can deal with him?
Uncle He said: No, I knew that I would raise a panda to scare and scare him.
After entering the door and chatting, Yu Jia had already cleaned up the basement and waited for us to go back, seeing that we had arrested someone and came back, after entering the basement, he took us directly to a row of flat-roofed houses, and I walked in to see that it was a modern interrogation room and several detention rooms.
Bringing people in, I looked at Uncle He, handcuffed him to the chair, couldn't help but be a little worried, and asked my sister-in-law: Sister-in-law, is this a private court?
The sister-in-law said: Let's make sure he's human first.
Uncle He handcuffed the person, took off the Heavenly Master talisman, pressed the talisman paper under the ashtray on the table, and my sister-in-law motioned for me to sit down: Stop and sit here, you will make a record.
After the bamboo shoot rune paper was removed, he slowly regained consciousness, opened his eyes, saw that the light was a little dazzling, and wanted to reach out to block it, but found that his hand was handcuffed to the chair, so he lowered his head and approached his hand to block the light.
After a while, it seemed that he was getting used to it, and he was about to take a look around, Uncle He picked up a glass of water and splashed it on his face, and the bamboo shoots were almost jumped up by this sudden fright, and he couldn't stop bending over, nodding, like a chicken pecking rice, and kept muttering:
The great god spares his life, the small path deserves to die, the great god spares his life, and the small path deserves to die.
Uncle He kicked over: Don't talk nonsense, say, what's your surname, what's your name, where are you from?
The bamboo shoot hurriedly replied: Xiaodao is the Yanren Dao Venerable.
"What's that?" I just wanted to take a note, but I didn't hear it clearly, so I raised my head and asked my sister-in-law.
Uncle He kicked over again: Speak clearly!
The bamboo shoots hurriedly said: Obey the order, the trail is the Yan people's own Dao Venerable.
This time, he spoke very slowly, but I still didn't understand, and looked at my aunt in confusion.
The sister-in-law said: He said that he was a eunuch and called him a fool. You remember.
I don't think it's appropriate, but... Forget it, just remember it, anyway, bamboo shoots don't necessarily know words.
Uncle He heard from his sister-in-law that Zhu Zhu was a eunuch called a fool, and he was laughing non-stop, and when he saw that I had finished writing, he planned to continue asking.
"That's... Who's... What's your name? Uncle He was confused by the nickname given to the bamboo shoot by his sister-in-law, thought about it for a while, and finally remembered the name of the bamboo shoot, and clapped his hands:
Yes, a word, why did you listen to people in the corner of the wall in the middle of the night, quickly recruit me from the truth!