Chapter 50: The Thing of Failure

With my previous experience, I didn't get up at what I said this time, and I lay on the ground and didn't listen.

"Hey, boy, get out of here. Don't stand in the way of our marrying procession. If you miss a good day and an auspicious day, you will feel good. ”

The sedan chair man was shirtless and scolded.

As for how they scolded this time, I just lay down, looking at the sky with Erlang's legs crossed.

This can make the sedan chair man angry,

The leader is a big man with a bearded face, and his appearance is very fierce. The man is thick and strong, and the black bear-like body is thick and meaty, and the iron bull seems to be naughty all over. The chest is opened, revealing a row of long black chest hair. The leopard's head is ringed with eyes, and the beard is a bit of a black whirlwind Li Kui.

He lifted his sheepskin jacket, pulled out of his belt, drew a woodcutter, and slashed it at my ear, only to hear a thud, and the blade trembled and buzzed to the ground.

My heart immediately jumped, and the beads of sweat on my forehead and spine burst out. His left foot did not obey the call, and he could not move on the ground. The big man laughed.

"Big brother, wait a minute, my leg is cramping, I'll leave immediately."

Ignoring the dust on his clothes, he picked up his burden and ran into the fields and ditches.

I thought to myself, good guy, this time I don't play according to the routine.

The sedan chair was still walking forward, and I hurriedly carried the burden, entered the Liufu, handed over the gift, and took the old man from the hall.

"Hey, hey, didn't you eat yesterday, what's the matter?"

"Hurry up and find a way to make this wedding yellow."

"Hey, hey, don't make any noise, there is so much time today, what are you anxious about, when you still worship heaven and earth, create chaos, drag down Lao Song, let's jump into the well."

I lowered my head and pulled off the jade from the old man's shoes.

"Eh, what are you doing?"

"I didn't encounter porcelain today, and I need money to buy artillery battles."

I took the jade pendant and went to the material room.

"Governor, the house is very happy."

I bowed my hand and put the jade pendant in the palm of the steward's hand.

He whispered close to his ear, "My lord, I want to find two boxes of artillery, I don't know if it can be convenient." ”

The manager rubbed the jade pendant in his hand and smiled wickedly: "No problem, please over there." ”

I finished moving the gunner, put it under the old man's table, and watched as no one touched the east wing.

"Old Song, Old Song, open the door."

Lao Song was already anxious inside.

"Oh, Brother Chen, you're here." Old Song sat me down and made me a cup of tea.

"Brother Chen, why did you wake up this morning, it became a big wedding day again."

I gave him a blank look, "Stupid, we only have this time dimension in the painting." ”

"Old Song, when you know how to shoot arrows later, you just shoot into the dumplings and shoot her to death, as soon as I set off the firecrackers, we will run."

"I have found the old man and I, the entrance to the cave where I went out, I hope he didn't lie to me this time."

Lao Song sat down and held his head, "Brother Chen, isn't this murder, I don't dare." ”

"Say you're stupid, you're still on your face, this is a painting, it's all fake, it's the same as when you fight CF, is it possible that you cross the line of fire every day and kill people around the earth in one day?"

"Alright, remember, come looking for me after shooting the arrow. Your tea is so bitter! ”

I grabbed a robe from the closet to change into and went out.

The process is still the same, it is almost noon when the sedan chair arrives, the bride steps on the brazier, rides the saddle, and the groom shoots arrows.

I poked the old man, "Ready, I'll let Lao Song shoot arrows directly at the bride, shoot out, let's just throw the cannon and run." ”

The salute handed Lao Song a bow and arrow tied with a red belt, and Lao Song held his breath and looked at me. I gave him a firm nod. Signaling to him, act, I'm ready here.

Lao Song took the bow and arrow from the hand of the salute man, pulled the bow and arrow, only to hear a whoosh, the arrow went off the string, slashed through the air in front of everyone, and hit the bride's left chest. Before everyone could react, Lao Song pulled his bow as round as a full moon. It was shot on the bride's body with a "snap" again.

The old man and I lit firecrackers, threw them into the crowd of guests, crackling sounds, and smoke from the explosions. I followed the old man, the old Song, and ran straight to the well in the front yard.

Hey, there was no one to stop this way, and I walked very smoothly, and I came to the well in less than a minute.

The three of them looked down at the wellhead, you look at me, I look at you. No one wants to explore this risk, after all, this is just speculation, who knows if they can get out.

I winked at Lao Song and said to the old man, "I'll be the first one for you to follow me." ”

The old man patted me and said, "Go ahead, and we'll follow you." ”

Before the words fell, I shouted, "1.2.3" and Lao Song together, pushed the old man into the water, "I'm sorry, old man, it's better for you to take the lead this time." ”

I saw the old man splash with a "plop" sound, and the sedan chair housekeepers behind also shouted and chased after him, and his face was blown up and covered with blood.

I pulled Lao Song's arm, "Let's go, there are all people in the back, and if I am arrested, I will stay on the edge of the well again." ”

I jumped down first, and Lao Song jumped too. ", old Song, don't ride on my head."

There was a pit to the right after diving three or four meters down the well, and when we passed, water came out, and there was a bamboo forest around it.

The old man was sitting on a big rock on the shore, wringing the moisture from his clothes.

"Old man, come and pull me, my shoulder hurts, and I can't swim."

"you, you pushed me down first, almost choked me." The old man yelled and cursed on the shore.

"Old man, I'm not implementing the core values of socialism and letting the elderly go first. When it's so dangerous, don't look out for your safety. ”

Lao Song and I slowly walked ashore and lay on the ground, panting for breath.

"Old man, why doesn't this place feel like the small waterway in S City, so the backyard of Liufu."

Lao Song patted me and pointed to the bamboo forest.

I looked in the direction of my finger, and on a white wall, there were two big characters engraved ---Liufu."

I patted the ground with my hand, ", you have wasted so much energy, and you still haven't gone back, old man, are you lying to us again?" ”

The old man was also depressed, "That's right, the way out is this well, we just didn't round this painting, so we can't open it?" ”

"No, what do you mean, what do you mean to go back." I was at a loss.

The old man had a remorseful expression on his face, "Hey, I was careless, this painting was changed by the lamp man, let's play it with a perfect ending." ”

"Otherwise, you'll be stuck here all the time, cycling through the day every day, and you won't be able to get out."

I looked up at the sky, "I'll go, this is really troublesome, God, what should I do!! ”