"Zhan Ye! Let's go! It's too late! ”

"Hey! I'll tell you not to drag me! Why haven't you left yet? ”

"Zhan Ye! Don't you think about car washing? You think car washing is hard, don't you? ”

"Hey! What are you talking about? Don't talk about these things that you don't have, you go first! I told you! You ......"

"He's really gone, Zhanye, are you sure you can find the place where you wash your car later!"

The boss is right, what kind of ambivalence am I, am I a pervert?

It's obviously a road idiot, but let "Hey" go first, so how can I go by myself?

But if he wasn't allowed to go first, where would he stay? Is it the toilet next door to the right of our hotel?

"That's right! Hey, wait a minute! ”

I stopped him as he took a small step, maybe he didn't really want to go!

"Look, we've got a few minutes left!"

"It's 5 minutes at most, because you can't run in high heels!"

"Who said I can't run, don't underestimate me, I'm a woman who will carry my male girlfriend to the hospital on his back!"

"You mean, you can run in high heels? That's 15 minutes! Can you really do it? ”

"Don't worry, look at your eyes, you don't have to carry me! Besides, you are wearing one-piece gray overalls and leather boots, and you are running on the road with people on your back, maybe you will be on our wonderful news program in Lunhong City! ”

"Zhan Ye! Speaking of which, I remembered, did you watch that strange news program in our Lunhong City this morning? It's about ......"

"Okay, okay, now is not the time to say this, you go to the toilet first!"

"How?"

"Hey" is looking at me with his big eyes open, his long eyelashes are my envy, every time I ask him, he will say a word accurately, I was born!

Although he is not the kind of pompous person, he is just a very honest working brother, about the same age as me, only two days younger than me!

I had a birthday on Women's Day on March 8th, and he was on March 6th, so it can be regarded as the same zodiac sign!

As soon as you spread your arms, you may be able to agree to celebrate your birthday together on March 7th!

However, whenever he talks about his eyelashes, he always shows a different attitude from his usual humility, which makes people feel the urge to hit him!

"Zhan Ye! I don't want to go to the toilet right now! ”

"Who told you to go to the toilet! You can go to the toilet and sit inside! ”

"Where to sit? On the toilet? ”

"Are you stupid? You sit on the toilet and affect others to go to the toilet? What I'm saying is that you can sit with the grandma who sells the ticket, just to accompany the other people to chat! ”

"But, I can't stand the smell!"

"Come on! You can stand the smell of your stinky sweaty feet, if the old lady can't stand you, I believe it! ”

"Okay! Then I'll go there and charge again, maybe I can still have an income! ”

"You want to be beautiful, do you think other people's grandmothers can still hire you? Do you think I've got you a part-time job? Okay, okay, don't talk about it, you hurry up and wait for me! There's a chair there, I'll look for you in a moment! ”

"If you don't find me, I'll really go to the bathroom!"

"Got it, got it!"

It's really troublesome, this "hey", it turns out that he can still brew it, but he holds it first, and waits for him to get acquainted with the old grandmother before going, he must want half the price!

I really don't understand that he is a person who takes money very seriously like me, and every time he comes to our store, he has to buy a chicken steak, so that he doesn't even have any pocket money!

Even if he wants to chase girls, it shouldn't be like this, rational consumption, he doesn't know!

It's like having no money to come, I have to buy a luxury car and a luxury watch, and I bought a lot of things for my sister who I have only met once, and then I started to make money desperately!

It seems that it really responds to that sentence, people work hard to make money, in order to spend it hard!

If you think so, wouldn't I be too!

"Boss! I am back! ”

"Why haven't you left yet?"

This sentence seems to be the same as what I said to "Hey"!

How annoying is my boss?

"Boss, I want to come back and help you see this new helper of yours, if I'm not mistaken, you said he was from our Lunhong University? Hasn't he come yet? Male or female? ”

"Female! It's O! Why haven't you come yet? You go out and pick it up! ”

Female? Who could it be? Who doesn't have long eyes will fall into the abyss like me!

"Zhan Ye! As soon as I told you to do some work, you stunned me, what? If you don't like to do it, fuck me off! ”

"Boss, boss, what did you just say? I suddenly felt that the sky was spinning, and I didn't know if it was an occupational disease! ”

"Don't rely on me! I didn't let you do anything? ”

The boss looked at the monitor directly facing the door of our chicken chop shop and smiled, as if the proprietress was watching her on the other side!

Since the last time our boss gave a beautiful woman with a height of 180 without authorization, the proprietress called a group of people to install a monitor on our small chicken chop restaurant!

"I'll let her go outside and pick up someone!"

The boss pointed at the monitor, first on the left wing, and then at me in a gesture!

Oh, yes!

Monitor!

Why didn't I think about it just now, in this case, I can see from the monitor whether the person who came today is Deng Deng or not!

However, the monitor on our side is very strange, although it is the same as other homes, it can be rotated 360 degrees, but we can't see the space of our own store in the store, but in other places, I think it must be the proprietress there can watch the whole process!

So how do you get to the hostess?

The proprietress never eats our chicken steaks, what she told our boss meant, it seems that fried is not good for the skin, she doesn't eat it!

Do I have to find a way to go to the boss's beauty salon to see today's surveillance footage?

Wait a minute!

Isn't the proprietress just because she loves beauty and is afraid of hurting her skin, so she doesn't like to eat fried?

Then I can turn the chicken steak into steamed, boiled, fried, grilled, right?

"Zhan Ye! I'm talking to you, didn't you hear Oh? ”

"Boss, I'll make steamed chicken steak for our boss!"

"You're going to make steamed chicken cutlets? Then do you still want to make steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, roasted goose, furnace pigs, stove ducks, sauced chickens, bacon, pine flowers, small tripies, sauced meat, sausages, assorted crispy plates, smoked chicken and white faces, why do you want to rob me of my work? ”

"Boss, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, no, no! Actually, I should have thought of it a long time ago! This trick doesn't work! ”

"What are you muttering here, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, I'll ask you now, I'll let you go out and pick it up, are you okay or not? If you can't, fuck me off!"

"Me? Where do I pick it up? Boss, it's not like you don't know that I'm a road idiot, in case I get lost, you have to look for me later, it's not good! ”

Hum! Our boss thought I didn't know what he meant, and he must have wanted to break me off on purpose!

I don't!

But why is the boss's face so angry!

Isn't it necessary to bring down the fire?

"Boss, do you have tea?"

I deliberately squirmed to speak, because I knew our boss, so I ate this!

Every time the little girl speaks like this, he guarantees a 20% discount for others!

If you meet the doll sound, it's simply terrible, and you can get a 5% discount directly!

So our boss said I ruined the chicken chop shop, I see! Don't say anything about anyone!

"Don't be like this, Zhan Ye, I heard you talk like this, I, I can't stand it! Bring me a cup! ”

"Great!"

Wrong! There's no tea at the chicken chop shop!

"What? Didn't you? Then you go to the supermarket next door and buy it! Zhan Ye! ”

Didn't I dig a hole for myself and jump into it myself!

"Boss, how about we have some coffee?"

"Coffee? Anything else? ”

"Of course! Didn't the lady buy it for you? Anyway, it's been more than two months, why haven't I ever seen the boss lady? ...... owner"

"Then drink that! Go make it for me, and give her another drink!" ”

The boss doesn't even say anything, make me a drink!

Although I don't want to drink coffee either, because the coffee I drank in the morning is still ...... I can't mention it, I'm afraid of nausea!

Where?

There's nothing in the cupboard!

How did you put it in the shoe pit?

I've always heard of cat poop coffee and dog poop coffee, and it turns out that there is also a kind of coffee called shoe pit!

I said how come I can't get used to coffee, I say how coffee always has a strange smell!

This should be drinkable, right?

Looking at this, it looks like I've drunk it too, and it's been unsealed!

I remember when Shi Lanyan made me coffee in the morning, she just took water and soaked it!

Right! As long as you can mix the powder, you can't get it!

What's the big deal, it turns out that making coffee is not difficult at all!

"Boss, please have coffee!"

"Why is it cold?"

"Iced coffee!"

"Do you still make iced coffee? Yes, Zhan Ye! ”

"Boss, I still have a lot of things to make, do you want to free your hands in the future, and I'll cook for you and send it over?"

I looked at the boss who was drinking coffee and spat it on the ground, almost hitting his own old man's shoes!

Our boss always watches movies and watches movies, and it's a good thing to have hobbies, but he can't be so indifferent to what he wears, especially the shoes, the uncle of the supermarket next door to these shoes, and the grandfather who sells roasted sweet potatoes at the gate of our Lunhong University are no longer worn!

I'm afraid it's been outdated for N years.

It's hard to imagine that he wears such a pair of shoes every time, walks to the cinema and back!

The front is glued, and the back is painted!

Will the bottom be worn out?

I saw that the shoes that the coffee fell into were much better than his ones!

Our boss is coughing now, and I still don't go over to shoot him delicately, so as not to be seen by the proprietress in the monitor, and it will be difficult for me to approach our proprietress in the future!

Besides, what's wrong with our boss, just a helper, is he nervous like this?

"Hello! Excuse me, is anyone there? ”