Chapter 140: Sour and Refreshing Bone Water
Lu Youyou smoked a cigarette by the window at the entrance of the building, sorted out his thoughts, and then walked upstairs.
As soon as he walked into the surgical department, Lu Youyou saw a young man lying on the bed shirtless, with small wounds on his back, which looked a little shocking.
Lu Youyou knew his identity just the moment he saw this back!
"Higashizawa?!" Lu Youyou was already in his heart, and hurriedly leaned his back against the wall and carefully observed inside.
Higashizawa was lying on the hospital bed, his bandages had all been untied, as if he was waiting for a dressing change, while Konishi was sitting on a chair next to him, playing with the plush toys in his hands.
Lu Youyou suddenly thought about it, smiled darkly, trotted into the cloakroom on the side, changed into a doctor's white coat, put on a mask and hat, and walked in disguised as a doctor.
In order to wear gloves, Lu Youyou even tore the bandages on his hands.
"The doctor is here." Xiaoxi didn't recognize Lu Youyou, but shouted sweetly.
Dong Ze lay on the hospital bed and said without raising his head: "Doctor, thank you for your hard work." ā
"Ahem," Lu Youyou said in a low voice, "It's not hard, it should be." ā
"Let's start taking the medicine, I'll have something to do in a while." Higashizawa said.
"Good!"
Lu You You sneered, turned around and came to the medicine cabinet, looking at the potion in the cabinet.
He wasn't a doctor, and he didn't know how to dispense medicines, but he knew what hydrogen peroxide and the like were enough to make a man scream in pain.
But Lu Youyou found something more exciting.
Bone water!
This is a kind of bone-setting medicine, just applied to the skin, it can make people cold on the outside and hot on the inside, sour, if it is applied to the wound, it is even more painful to find the north!
"Hey, hey, Dongze, you kid just wait, I can't kill you today!"
Lu Youyou took the bone water, came to the back of Dong Ze, and after opening the lid, he wanted to pour down.
"Ouch! It suddenly occurred to me that the windows at home seemed to have forgotten to close! ā
Dong Ze suddenly got up, and his back just hit the bone water in Lu Youyou's hand, Lu You didn't pay attention for a while, and a lot of bone water splashed into his eyes!
"Ah!!!!h
Lu You suddenly screamed, rubbing his eyes with his hands in pain!
Dong Ze was startled, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Doctor, what's wrong with you, are you okay?" ā
"I ...... I'm fine......"
Lu Youyou was afraid of being recognized by Dong Ze, so he could only lower his head, rub his red and swollen eyes, and said, "I'm really fine, you can lie back." ā
"Oh......"
Dong Ze honestly returned to the hospital bed, still a little uneasy and said, "Doctor, if you have something, you must tell me!" ā
Lu You stood up with a sad face, his eyes were bloodshot with bone water, and tears flowed from pain.
But in order to let Dong Ze taste the bitterness, he still endured it silently!
Re-opening a bottle of bone water, Lu Youyou gritted his teeth and stepped forward, seeing that he was about to pour bone water onto Dong Ze's back!
"Oops!"
Xiao Xi, who was holding the plush toy, suddenly stood up, and his head suddenly hit Lu Youyou's arm, and this time, the small half bottle of bone water was poured on Lu Youyou's left eye!
"Ah!!!!!h
Lu Youyou screamed again, he hunched over, covered his eyes with one hand, and supported the hospital bed with the other, trembling in pain.
"Xiaoxi, this is the hospital, don't be surprised!" Higashizawa blamed.
Xiaoxi stuck out his tongue and said embarrassedly: "I just want to tell you that I went out this morning and deliberately closed the window, you can rest assured!" ā
"What are you anxious about such a trivial matter, why don't you hurry up and see if the doctor is okay?" Higashizawa said.
"IāI'm fine!"
Lu Youyou trembled his hands and stood up again.
At this time, his left eye was almost blind, and the bloodshot on the eyeball was so dense that he could barely find the pupil.
"Go on! Go on! ā
Lu Youyou trembled and took the bone water.
This time, he hesitated again and again, and asked weakly, "You two, there shouldn't be anything else, right?" ā
"Hey, doctor, don't worry, you won't be shocked this time!" Higashizawa laughed.
"Good...... Good...... Then I'm starting to apply the medicine! ā
Lu Youyou's heart was trembling, and he quickly unscrewed the cap of the bottle of bone water, and at this moment, he was extremely excited.
Finally, it's finally going to make Dongze suffer!
But at the moment when Lu Youyou was about to fall down, Dong Ze and Xiao Xi jumped up at the same time!
A whole bottle of bone water was poured on Lu Youyou's face!
"Ahh
Lu Youyou completely collapsed, he sat directly on the ground, covering his face with his hands, and rolled on the ground in pain!
"What are you doing in a panic?" Higashizawa looked at Konishi beside him suspiciously
"I want to ask you too!" Konishi said.
"So what the hell are you two fazed about?!" Lu You roared, his face was red and swollen like a monkey's butt that had just been beaten.
Dong Ze smiled slightly, sat on the hospital bed and said, "I just suddenly remembered that your voice is very similar to a friend I know!" ā
Xiaoxi also said: "Yes, yes, yes, I too, but Uncle Doctor, you are definitely not the unlucky ghost, because the unlucky ghost's right hand was pierced by my brother yesterday, and Uncle Doctor, your right hand is good, so you are definitely not the unlucky ghost!" ā
As he spoke, Xiaoxi stepped forward and kept poking Lu Youyou's right palm with his fingers!
At this time, Lu Youyou was already crying without tears, and was on the verge of going crazy.
Why, why did Heaven do this to me?
Why did you send these two demons, one big and one small, to torture me?
"Brother, you see what I said is right, Uncle Doctor's palm is good! You see, it's okay for me to poke it...... Hey...... Pierced the ......"
"......" Higashizawa.
āā¦ā¦ Ahh "Lu Youyou.
Lu Youyou's screams finally attracted people from outside, including the real surgeon and Lu Youyou's junior.
"What's going on?" The surgeon asked in surprise.
Dong Ze sneered, stepped forward and tore off the mask on Lu Youyou's face, squatted beside him and said, "Boss Lu, you also underestimate the talisman, although the talisman's sense of smell is not as sensitive as the police dog, but you are so close to me, how can I not recognize you?" ā
"So you knew it was me early on!" Lu Youyou said angrily, "Dongze, you deliberately manipulated me? ā
"Boss Lu, what you said is not right, the person who came to see the doctor was me, what is the purpose of you appearing here, and you still want to apply bone water to the wound on my back?" Higashizawa asked rhetorically.
"I ......," Lu Youyou was speechless.
The surgeon's face also sank, and he said solemnly: "It seems that someone wants to make trouble in the hospital, so I'll call the security guards to come up and kick you out!" ā
(End of chapter)