Chapter 48: Constellation Parchment Roll
Before Chenchen could speak, Yi Ting stopped doing it first, "Hey, hey, I said, you told us to stay here, just to listen to you bury us, right?" ”
Bai Xinrui snorted lightly, opened her mouth and said: "Irritable and irritable, but it's good to turn your face, simple-minded, impatient, vanity, face-loving, can't hide secrets, act impulsively, and die-eyed, let this Aries man take it all!" ”
Nowadays, three or five must-read classics for the eighth grade are in the stomach, and Yiting has no problem listening to this level of English.
However, at this time, his expression was very strange, as if he was eating a stinky durian, which smelled stinky, but he still wanted to eat a little more.
When he realized that Bai Xinrui was talking about his shortcomings in front of many girls, he couldn't help but feel anxious, and before Bai Xinrui finished speaking, he rolled up his arms and sleeves, stared at her roundly, and interrupted her as if he was going to fight, saying, "What kind of mess?" Do you think you're a half-fairy? ”
"Wrong, read it to me, goddess!"
Bai Xinrui was in a rare mood today, and instead of fighting with Yiting, she continued: "...... Despite his tall appearance, an Aries man is still a child, he has always been honest, adventurous, experimental, energetic, and there are no words for 'give up', 'fail' and 'throw in the towel' in their dictionary. The most important thing is that if you find an Aries boyfriend, congratulations, he is so enthusiastic that you will never have to worry about him cheating on you......"
Listening to it, Yi Ting's face that was still twisted together just now stretched out, grinning, revealing two rows of neat big white teeth, and said with a smile: "That's right, brother is such a person." ”
"In short, the Aries man is a ...... in human skin" Hearing this, Yi Ting's eyes widened again with anger.
He made up his mind that as long as Bai Xinrui dared to say the word "wolf", he would be anxious with her today.
“…… Teddy bear. ”
Unexpectedly, the words that came out of Bai Xinrui's cherry mouth flutteringly were indeed such words, and Yi Ting's face regained a smile, and he almost took off his knees and gave it to her.
Chen Chen was secretly surprised in her heart, if she only analyzed herself correctly, it could be said to be a coincidence, and two people in a row said that the score was not bad, then it was really a bit of a god.
Chen Chen thought about it, and felt unbelievable, so he asked, "How lucky are the two of us, and thank you for remembering our birthday in your busy schedule?" ”
Bai Xinrui squinted at the two boys, and snorted softly in her nostrils: "Who do you think you are?" How can I remember your birthday? Thinking too much! ”
Bai Xinrui raised her curved and soft chin, and continued: "This palace's research on constellations is definitely at a master's level! Not to mention that a person walks around me twice, even if two flies fly in front of my eyes, I can guess what constellation it is. ”
Yi Ting listened to Bai Xinrui's sarcastic words to them, and he wanted to be manic.
Bai Xinrui gently shook a finger at him: "Stop." Impulsiveness is the devil, and acting impulsively will eventually lead to failure. ”
As if hypnotized by this little goddess, Yi Ting immediately quieted down.
Although Bai Xinrui never knew what modesty was, and began to boast to herself as much as she spoke, Yi Ting and Chen Chen still had to admit that her constellation and personality analysis were accurate.
"If your cleverness can be used in serious matters, it is estimated that even Steve Hawking will be willing to accept you as a closed disciple!"
Chenchen felt that he had almost given Bai Xinrui some kind of highest praise, because, since watching "A Brief History of Time", Hawking has become his latest idol, and he thinks that Hawking's intelligence is simply unmatched.
"Get out, Jiang Ruichen, are you scolding me? I'm not going to be a disciple of that ugly old man! If I want to go, I will also go to be a disciple of the most handsome Moyuan god in the world, at least not lower than the level of Changliu Shangxian Baizi painting. ”
The first half of Bai Xinrui's sentence was also rude and domineering, and she was angry, and the second half of the sentence was abrupt, becoming a swallow and a warbler, gentle as water, and full of longing, it seems that she can already imagine that she is full of auspicious clouds and soars to the immortal, it seems that she is not less in the dormitory to watch domestic TV dramas.
Hearing the unanimous affirmation of Bai Xinrui by the two handsome guys, the girls sitting around the table were even more adoring, and they shouted and screamed, as if they were afraid of missing the opportunity for Bai Banxian to divinate the good fortune for herself.
"Help me figure out when my true destiny will appear!"
"Help me figure out if I can get a B in math on the final exam!"
“……”
Yi Ting, who had sworn to draw a line with Bai Xinrui earlier, stretched out his thumb in front of Bai Xinrui, patted his ass wildly and said, "You are really crazy and dazzling!" This is simply the rhythm of being able to make money by fortune telling. ”
Yi Ting's unruly praise almost made the tall Bai family eldest lady vomit blood, and she said angrily: ", you can move out of Miss Ben's line of sight smoothly." ”
"Don't look at your grades, when it comes to constellations, it's the first thing to say. It seems that horoscopes are indeed quite esoteric science, do you have any books to recommend to me? Chenchen was completely in a tone of discussing academics.
"Can you chat? You top students all have 'emotional intelligence emergency syndrome', right? Bai Xinrui was even more angry, since this guy Chenchen was sent to the door and was humiliated, how could he let it go?
"You're a stubborn guy who still wants to learn constellations? This requires understanding. Bai Xinrui rolled her eyes widely, the thick black eyeliner at the corners of her eyes was too sharp, and her eyes seemed to be able to cut the person who looked into it in half when she opened and closed.
"God, help me calculate this year's fortune. Will I fail my recent exams? Which day is my lucky day......" Yiting on the side came up again, and Lai chirped Bai Xinrui's sleeve, and kept pestering her to say more.
Bai Xinrui snorted coldly at him: "The following is all paid content." If you don't have money, get out! ”
After listening to Bai Xinrui's analysis, Chen Chen moved the idea of learning a little about constellations, and he wanted to use the mysterious laws contained in it to interpret his goddess.
Chen Chen said very seriously: "You must have some constellation books there, right?" ”
"Of course, there are too many books like this Miss Ben, and I guarantee that they are simple and illustrated......"
As she spoke, Bai Xinrui took out two hardcover hardcover books with hard covers from the books, opened one of them full of dreamy colors, spread it out in front of Chenchen, pointed to the exquisite illustrations in the book and said half ostentatiously: "This book is called "People of the Twelve Zodiac Signs", and there are detailed interpretations of the males, women and children of each zodiac sign in the book. Look at it, how beautiful this picture is, it is definitely a good book that you can't miss when you pass by, and the conscience of the industry! ”
"Where's this one?" Chen Chen first grabbed "The People of the Twelve Zodiac Signs" in his hand, and then picked up another more ancient and mysterious book and flipped through it in his hand.
"Oh, the Constellation Parchment Scroll is the treasure of Miss Ben's house, every morning when I wake up, I have to read a paragraph before I get up, especially in the days when the water is reversed, this book has magical healing powers, and can ensure that I have a smooth and good mood for the day." Bai Xinrui was taken aback.
"I see it quickly, I promise to pay you back in three days, just three days! No delays. Chenchen held the two books high, looking determined to win.
"Cut, I doubt your limited IQ can comprehend such esoteric content." Bai Xinrui sneered with disgust on her face.
"As long as you are willing to borrow, you don't have to bother with the rest." Chenchen stubbornly insisted.
Yiting also coaxed on the side: "Great, Chenchen, after you learn it, we don't have to look at people's faces, just look for you!" ”
Bai Xinrui also ignored Yiting, looked at the heart and liver baby that Chenchen took away distressedly, gritted her teeth and said: "Words count, you must pay it back in three days, otherwise, I will draw a circle and curse you!" ”