When he heard that the fortune teller was going to tell them fortunes, the dog became interested, sat down on the little stool, and said, "Come, come, you tell me the fortune teller." It's okay if it's accurate, it's not accurate, don't say that your hexagram stall is a hexagram hall, and I won't let you live in Changtu Mansion! ”

The dog used to talk like this, but today he was given one that could be angry. At the beginning, it was because of a fortune telling sentence that he called "dog" for so many years. Although it is easy to live by relying on his name, there are also poor people who are called "donkey eggs" and "dog leftovers", but Zhao Xiaogou, a doll that has been held by people since he was a child, is most annoyed by his name! At the beginning, some people laughed at his name in the private school, and even Mr. felt it was "indecent". Thinking about it this way, can a dog not bother with fortune telling?

"Master, where do you think you are talking about this?" The fortune teller spread out pen, ink and paper on the table, and said with a smile on his face, "I am from the Zhuge family!" Do you know? Zhuge Liang! What we eat is such a bowl of rice, but if what you say is not true, you pull my signboard, I can't say a word! Master, are you measuring words, or counting birthdays? ”

The dog didn't talk nonsense with him, dipped the pen in ink, wrote the word "go", and pushed the paper back. Zhang Li picked up the paper and looked at it for a moment, then looked at Zhao Xiaogou and said, "You are squeezing me!" But it doesn't matter, I can watch it too. My stall is erected with double flags, under the eaves of people's houses, called Bao Gai Shating, which is a 'Xiao' word. You wrote a walk again, which means to drive away, and read a 'Zhao' together! Master, your surname is Zhao, is what I said right or not? ”

It is said that as soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one! This fortune teller was accurate, which frightened the little brother. The dog looked back at the two brothers, and Xiao Jiu whispered in Huzi's ear, "What kind of method is this?" Huzi shook his head slightly: "When I don't understand the fortune telling business, I can't see what kind of road he is." ”

"Yes, my surname is Zhao." The dog was first said to be right, and then he believed it a little in his heart, "And then?" You move on. ”

Zhang Li smiled, stretched out his hand to twist his beard, only to remember that the beard had been torn off by himself, so he coughed and said: "Your character is written big, accounting for more than half of this paper, this is called the momentum of Zhongtian, you must have been born in a wealthy family, and you have no worries when you are childish." ”

"Exactly! Sir, you're right! The dog slapped the table, "Tell me, fortune teller, how tall I can grow in the future?" Zhang Li picked up the paper again, looked at the sun for a long time, and said: "The atrium of the word 'go' written by this Zhao Xiaoye is straight and long, and the pen is sharp and slit, you must be tall in the future, and you need to grow to five feet six inches to be able to accept it!" ”

"Hey, did you hear that?" The dog smiled and turned back to Huzi and Xiao Jiu, "I will have to grow to be as tall as five feet six inches in the future!" ”

Xiao Jiu scoffed at this and said, "What do you believe in what this fortune teller says?" Maybe he's just talking about it, coaxing you to be happy and have a pastime. As he spoke, he dragged him aside by the back of the dog's collar and sat down on the stool by himself: "Come, fortune teller, you tell me a hexagram!" How about you give him a test word, and you give me a batch of eight characters? ”

Zhang Li changed the paper and put it down, and pushed the pen and ink forward: "Come, please." Xiao Jiu took out the pen, wrote the eight characters of his birthday on the paper, put the pen aside, and pushed the paper back.

"When the second day of the second month of the year of Bingxu," Zhang Li held the piece of paper in one hand and kept calculating with the other, and said, "This young master was born on the Qingming Festival?" ”

Xiao Jiu frowned: "What so much nonsense, let you count you as it!" I'll count when I'll marry my daughter-in-law. ”

Zhang Li listened and nodded: "Gotcha!" I gave an order, sir, listen well: 'You don't have to worry about being rich and noble, but you can't enter the ninth rate of the industry.' Sometimes there must be in life, and the peach blossoms go to the pond and the stream. As he spoke, Zhang Li copied the small order next to Xiao Jiu's birthday, folded the paper and handed it over.

Xiao Jiu took it in a daze and asked, "I asked you to count when I will marry my daughter-in-law, what kind of poems do you make?" I'll give you another gong and drum beat, and you can sing me a part. You'll have to tell me what that means. ”

Zhang Li took out a folding fan under the table, and unfolded the fan was an orchid picture, and there was a fan for a while, and he said softly: "This word, the first two sentences don't need to be explained, that is, your family doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, but you can only do the ninth-rate business." The meaning of the last two sentences is that you can have peach blossom luck, and there are many people who like you, but there are many people who can't achieve positive results with you. You have to beware of whether this marriage is peach blossom luck or peach blossom luck! ”

"You mean a lot of girls like me?" Xiao Jiu asked, leaning on the table.

"I'm sure a lot of people like you!" Zhang Li shook his fan and laughed so much that the flesh on his cheeks piled up in his eyes.

"Didn't you hear him?" Peach blossoms go to the pond and the water is soft', "Huzi never forgot to take advantage of Xiao Jiu in words," there is a poem in "Yu Shi Mingyan" called 'Falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, flowing water has no intention of falling flowers', he is saying that you can't please your daughter-in-law in your life of unrequited love! ”

"!" Xiao Jiuyi slapped the table, "Mr. Ren means that ...... Say I'm the running water! The petals will fall on me, and I will pick and choose. ”

"What are you picking, Brother Jiu?" The dog said, "If you marry the girl who likes you, why don't you have it?" ”

"That's not possible," Xiao Jiu patted his chest and held his body high, "When I become a corner, my girl who likes it has to be lined up from here to Shanhaiguan, I don't want to look like a stumbling girl!" ”

Seeing that he had coaxed these two children to be happy, Zhang Li was also happy, turned his head to Huzi again, and asked, "This young master, are you not a hanger?" ”

Huzi thought that it was also fun, drove away Xiao Jiu, sat down on the opposite side, and said: "You measured the words of one and approved the peach blossoms for the other character, my handwriting is not good-looking, and I don't know my own characters, you give me a palm and a look." ”

"Done! What you say is what. Zhang Li closed the folding fan, "But what are you asking?" Wealth, marriage, career, good fortune, birth, death and burial, you wait for me to tell me a word. And since I don't know your eight characters, I have to know your name. ”

Huzi leaned his elbows on the table of the hexagram stall, scratched his chin, and said: "My family has two moons hanging in the air, and the mountain is majestic!" There is no worry about life, death and burial, and the good and evil are in their hands. But ask where the mountain is going, how many kowtows to the sun? ”

Speaking of which, in fact, Huzi has already reported his name and surname. He spoke in black language, the black language that was passed down from one practitioner to another. "Double Moon Hanging in the Air" is a word "Peng", which is a homonym of "Peng"; "Descending the mountain majestic" refers to "tiger"; The sons and daughters are talking about the fact that there is a Langdang at the end of their name, and their full name is called "Peng Huzi".

What do the latter words mean? Ask "where is the way to open the mountain", and ask who your parents are; Asking "How many rings did you kowtow to the sun" is connected with the previous sentence, saying that he doesn't know his birthday, and he wants to ask about his life.

Huzi looked at this person's exit into chapters, and the word measurement and criticism of the eight characters may not be accurate but it is said in a similar way, and it may not be how deep the Tao is, but it should also be a loose Taoist. If you don't understand it, it's a good way to observe words and feelings, and you can cheat and deceive. If it can be matched, no matter how deep or shallow the way is, someone will lead you to the door.

The fortune teller was stunned for a long time when he heard Huzi's words, and then asked: "Peng Huzi, little Taoist friend?" ”

"You count yours, I don't touch the threshold of feng shui that is easy to count." Huzi had a certain number in his heart, and he opened the skylight to say bright words. He first said that he was not a fortune teller, not to smash the field, and then asked: "Can you count what I said?" ”

"I'll show Xiaoyou the face first." Zhang Li Yile, "Xiaodaoyou's eyebrows are pleasing to men, and the trend is blessed at a glance." But you ...... There is a cold light in your eyes, and the yin qi is very heavy......"

Huzi smiled and nodded for the other party to continue. Zhang Li looked at it for a while, pouted his teeth, and said, "I'll show you the palmistry again, Xiaoyou, you can show me your left hand." ”

Huzi handed out his left hand, and Zhang Li took it up and carefully looked at the time when there was a stick of incense. From time to time, I used my fingertips to point at the lines on the palm of the tiger's hand, and there were words in the intersection.

"Have you finished reading?" Huzi was a little annoyed, "What do you see?" ”

Zhang Li listened to Huzi's words and shivered as if he was frightened! Looking up again, Huzi could see clearly that the fortune teller named Zhang Li was full of fine beads of sweat on his head, and his lips were slightly white and trembling. This time, Huzi decided that he gave himself a face-to-face palmist, which really scared this fortune teller.

"I'm sorry for you," Zhang Li still grinned, "I can't see your appearance." I'll close the stall, and I will never haunt the land of a few masters in the future! ”

After that, his hands and feet were very quick to hit the table and turned out a big pocket, and pulled the paper and pen inkstone on the table inside, regardless of the ink on the inkstone that had not dried, and fell into the bag and wet the white paper.

After cleaning up the tabletop, Zhang Li was about to pull the flag tied to the table leg, and one hand clasped his wrist. Looking up along his arm, it was Huzi. I saw Huzi smiling like an infiltrating person, and squeezed out words between his teeth: "Mr. Gaocai, what do you see?" Answer my questions! That's not all, Huzi took out two pieces of silver from his belt and slapped them on the table: "Tell the truth, this is yours!" ”

Zhang Li's eyes were fixed on the silver, and he swallowed his saliva: "Master, I really don't know anything, I don't see anything!" You let go of your hand, and I'll roll the calf right away! It's definitely faster than even a rabbit! ”

Huzi somehow became ruthless, and pulled Zhang Li's hand with a pull! I didn't expect a young man in his early twenties to be so powerless, and he was taken by the tiger, and his upper body was rolled on the table! Huzi shook out a dagger with a two-finger blade width from his sleeve, and nailed it to the table with a "bell" and nailed it next to Zhang Li's head!

Huzi patted Zhang Li's face and said, "If you don't say it today, I will abolish your tricks and your skills!" ”

Zhang Li looked at the blade that was only half a fist away from his eyes, and said tremblingly: "If I say it, will you still give me the silver, master?" ”