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Recently I rented a house with two bedrooms and the other one for a young couple.

They seem to have just graduated, and they probably haven't found a job, so they fight every day to vent their remaining energy.

TMD, the movement is incomparably large, and the tricks are endless.

The weirdest thing is that the sound insulation of this house is not good, and basically they never overhear their voices.

~~~~ The day I just moved in, it broke out at night.

I hung a wall calendar on the door, and there was a small hole in the nail behind the wall calendar, and as soon as it erupted, my RP also broke out, and I removed the wall calendar to peek.

When the little couple came in, it was quite sweet, and I started with a voice "If you dare to be the old lady in the future, the old lady will abolish your &^%&%$!!! "I'm starting to be intrigued!!

~~ I was thoroughly intrigued.

The woman threw a plastic bag on the man's face, popped, splashed, I grass, the dog's day was actually a packed duck blood vermicelli soup!!

It's too BH, this temperature is not two hundred but also a hundred, I analyzed the size of the man's screaming decibels, the temperature of that soup should be about one hundred degrees.

Then the little couple panicked, and I went out openly, saying, go to the hospital quickly.

They were grateful, so I accompanied them to the hospital......

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What happened later was NB big, and it proved from another side that I was definitely the king of RP.

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Because the man's estimation was numb to pain, he began to fight back.

They sat in the back of the taxi and I was in the front seat.....

As you know, there is a rearview mirror in the front row, so I watched it with the driver.

The man said, "Little biao, you little biao.....

But he only had time to scold twice, and the woman went to pinch him!!

Pinched or burned part!!

The man fought back and continued to shout: You little biao!! You little biao!!

The driver was driving while secretly looking through the rearview mirror, and as a result, the two of us were so engrossed that we bumped our heads together, and our heads were hidden in the rearview mirrors side by side.

I made eye contact with the driver, and it was very tacit that you look at it for a while, and I look at it for a while.

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Before I got to the hospital, my classmates called me to go to karaoke, and I didn't send them to the end.

I went home after singing, and they haven't come back yet.

In the middle of the night, the door slammed, and I knew that they were back, so I quickly removed the wall calendar and continued to read....

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The woman smashed a few bowls first, and the man only scolded, you little biao!!

It is estimated that the woman became melancholy, so she took a pair of scissors, pointed it to her throat and began to cry!!!

While crying, he said, why did I follow you uselessly, you pretended to be the leader of some kind of club at that time, and you would lie to me as a pure junior sister!!

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It turns out that the man is a few circles older than the woman, and he may still be the club leader of the traditional project of cheating money and MM in college.

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The female scissors always don't poke down, and both of them start to cry, grinding and grinding, grinding and grinding, for a long time, because I just want to see where the scissors poke, and I always don't poke, I want to go to sleep.

I don't poke it, I don't want to be happy, but I put down the wall calendar, and it broke out over there.

They erupted, and there is no reason for my RP not to erupt.

The man over there finally had a new vocabulary, and shouted very strongly in the middle of the night:

You little biao, I know you have slept with ***, no wonder you had to drag *** last time you went shopping!! Little Biao and Big Yin Stick!!

The woman also argued a few words, saying *** Isn't it your buddy??

Later, the woman's small universe burned completely, shouting, there is a kind of shouting ***!! Let's make it clear to your face!!

The man also shouted, okay, shout and shout, if you don't go to bed, I'll cut off my little jiji!! If you ever did, you go and cut off his little jiji!!

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Then the man started calling.

The phone went through, and the man's voice immediately became normal, and he went around for a long time without saying anything to the point.

The woman looked at him with disdain.

As soon as the man's phone hung up, the woman said, "There is no SB.

The man said, then you hit.

Then the woman started fighting.

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As a result, the woman and the man quarreled very BH, and they were obscene when they called.

I don't remember the specific content of the phone call very clearly, probably like this, and I can't hear it on the other end of the phone, it's a pity!!!!!!!!!

Hey, have you eaten?

Oh, I'm not with him

If you haven't eaten it, we'll have a supper together, I'll call him

If you don't eat it, let's have lunch tomorrow

Nothing, nothing, anyway, there is something we have to talk about

In the in, in the in, talk together, say together

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After the woman finished the call, the man suddenly became very depressed.

The man said, "What about tomorrow?"

The woman said, "Let's have lunch together."

The man said, cao your mother, Lao Tzu has no money to invite him to dinner

The woman said, "I don't have any money."

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I was next door at the time, and I wanted to rush out and say, I'll lend you money, and you can just take me to eat

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As a result, the two of them discussed for a while, and they seemed to forget that they called that person to eat to verify whether he was an adulterer, and discussed very seriously where to eat and what price it was, and then decided on a nearby fast food restaurant.

My RP is the kind of person who is very NB, because I actually know the name of the fast food restaurant they said.

I sneaked to the balcony to make a phone call and ask one of my classmates where that fast food restaurant was.

After asking three or four classmates, I finally knew the general location of the store.

When I asked, they seemed to be asleep.

It's so strange that they sleep and they don't rest.

I just had to watch TV to get by.

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I thought about how to greet them if I met them at the hotel tomorrow and how to greet them if they saw them

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As a result, I fell asleep thinking about it, and I was woken up by them the next morning!!

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I hurriedly rushed over and picked up the calendar.

The man keeps scolding, you little biao!!

Then the woman was wearing a nightdress, and her hair was scattered, as if she had cried, and her eyes were swollen.

The man suddenly took out a box!!

The box was facing away from me, and TM couldn't see it.

Fortunately, my RP broke out again, and the man took a stack of photos out of it, and then pulled out his throat and shouted, you see that Big 2 is so coquettish, biao!!

Take another one, you must have slept with him if you were so close!! Biaozi !!

He kept taking the photo, and he didn't know if it was a person in the photo, anyway, the woman had slept.

C！！ If it's true, both men and women are quite BH!!

Later, the woman finally took out the scissors again, against her throat, and before she could start threatening, the man was hairy, shouting, you even get on this man, you biao! ! You shit!!

The woman shouted, yes, I'm a dog, and I'm !! by you

I was amazed to hear it!!!!

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I'm worried that if they continue to make such a noise, they will forget that they have to go to dinner with the adulterer at noon.

Actually, what I should be most worried about is that I'm going to work soon!!

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It's still a small thing to go to work, and if I go out and go to work now, I'll interrupt them!!

What should I do if the scissors can't poke it?

I can't afford it!!

Or I rush out and poke the scissors down, and am I responsible for TMD's ???

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The two of them are still in a stalemate, MD!! Sick of it!!

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The woman couldn't find the steps to put the scissors down, and when the man's picture was finished, he began to bring out new evidence.

He took a box of things first, I looked carefully, but I didn't see it clearly, I guess it was to avoid a cloud trap or something.

Because the man's shouting has never been used, why don't you use it? You're a shit!!

The woman doesn't speak.

The man shouted: Next time I sleep with someone, remember to use this!! Holy shit!! I haven't used it yet, so I'll give it to you!!

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I was thinking, why didn't the woman him, and the woman really had a seizure!!