32. Is it also popular to tell bad jokes?
Because there were still several streets away from Shangshu Mansion, it was already time to hold the lights when the coachman found another carriage to carry Mo Jing and the others to the gate of Shangshu Mansion.
Mama Lin was still a little worried about her arm after all, so she took Chu Chen to the hospital first without waiting for the carriage to come.
Originally, when Tang Mo was secretly watching a good show, he also secretly observed the escape route. But just when he raised his foot and wanted to slip away, his stomach screamed uncontrollably. Tang Mo rubbed his hungry and aching stomach with one hand and supported his forehead with the other, hehe, why did Luo Yan disdain to follow her and spy on her? Aren't you afraid that she will sneak away to report to the government? Alas, it's too simple to think about yourself, in fact, the three of them and their brothers and sisters have long become grasshoppers tied to a rope. Imagine how she would live in this unfamiliar capital without them? What's more, Tang Mo clearly knew that he was still in a strange and incompatible distant ancient time.
It seems that everything is for the sake of the present, so I can only follow Mo Jing to Shangshu Mansion first, and I will talk about finding Gu Yibao to return to the original world after a while.
"Old foxes, all old foxes who have become spirits."
Tang Mo pouted high, although he was full of grievances and dissatisfaction, he had nowhere to vent.
When they came to the gate of Shangshu Mansion, Mo Jing and Tang Mo were about to enter, but they saw a person who looked like a subordinate coming out and stopped him coldly:
"Go through the back door."
"This is Li Qing'er, the third lady of Shangshu Mansion, are you sure to let her go through the back door?"
Tang Mo's eyes widened, and he asked coldly with his hands in his waist. Who knew that the person didn't even raise his eyelids and sneered, still stopping in front of Mo Jing and Tang Mo,
"The lord has an order, and the third lady can only enter through the back door."
The subordinate deliberately accentuated the tone of the word concubine, and after speaking, his eyes were full of contempt.
"Damn, what a thing, it's just too deceitful. The concubine is not a human being, isn't the blood of your lord bleeding from the concubine's body? ”
Tang Mo yelled angrily,
"What if we prefer to go through the front door?"
Tang Mo stubbornly raised her delicate little face and put on an expression of what can you do to me.
The subordinate's face was slightly stiff, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes.
At this time, Mo Jing pulled the corner of Tang Mo's clothes and said softly,
"Forget it, Tang Mo, let's go through the back door."
"Forget it, no. This dog is too deceitful. ”
Tang Mo was a little angry, it was not a question of whether to go through the front door and the back door, but a matter of a person's respect.
"More is better than less, not to mention I-"
Mo Jing didn't say any more, but Tang Mo understood what he meant. A fake third lady, if it is too high-profile, then the risk factor of being exposed is greater, it is better to keep a low profile, after all, you are here to steal things, not to be the owner of the real card.
Tang Mo had no choice but to endure this, and he and Mo Jing turned around and walked to the back door of Shangshu Mansion.
Tang Mo stepped forward and knocked on the knocker a few times, and a little girl about twelve or thirteen years old walked out.
"The lord and the lady are eating, you two are waiting here first."
"This is the third lady in your house, not an outsider."
Tang Mo couldn't hold back any longer, like a fried kitten, he couldn't help but start again.
"What about Miss Three? Isn't it just a concubine, the biggest in this house is the lord and the lady. ”
Xiao Yahuan glanced Mo Jing up and down, and her eyes were full of contempt that could not be concealed.
"You're a dog looking down on people, dogs fighting people, you-"
Tang Mo was about to say more, but Mo Jing had already grabbed her and shook his head,
"Tang Mo, forget it, let's wait until they finish eating."
Tang Mo was about to go crazy, she was not allowed to enter at the front gate, and she had to wait for others to finish eating through the back door, this ancient distinction between the noble and the low really opened her eyes.
At this time, Tang Mo's mind suddenly flashed with an old treacherous and slippery old face: Mama Lin. Didn't this damn old witch deliberately sneak into the mansion under the pretext of going to the hospital, and then colluded with these subordinates to avenge her, right?
Alas, I can only say that Tang Mo is the truth, at this moment, Mama Lin and Chu Chen are sitting in the kitchen drinking hot porridge and gnawing on their nests.
"What kind of bullshit Lord Shangshu, is it important to eat or to see your own daughter? But that's right, is even a person who can push his own daughter into the kang a human being? I really don't know what the dog emperor is blind about, it is ironic to promote this kind of person to a scholar and return the secretary of the Ministry of Rites. Great irony. ”
Scolding and scolding, Tang Mo only dared to slander in his stomach, this is no better than the place where she used to live - a society ruled by law. Here, the lives of the poor are really worthless, thinking of the four robbers who were killed, Mo Jing and Mama Lin and the coachman did not report to the official, and the death of the four robbers was like snow, landing, melting, and over.
Tang Mo and Mo Jing endured hunger and cold for about half an hour, and the original little girl took them to the most remote courtyard in the mansion with a disgusted face, the yard was overgrown with weeds, and a few dilapidated huts were almost deserted in the corner of the courtyard.
"Is this where people live? Don't the young ladies of Shangshu Mansion have a better yard to live in? ”
Tang Mo couldn't help but feel sorry for the dead Li Qing'er this time, the third lady of this dignified Shangshu Mansion went back to her home, and she could only live in this kind of courtyard that even her subordinates disdained, could it be that a concubine who died of her mother was really so despicable?
"Hmph, don't take a mirror to look at, is she worthy? Madame said that she would get married in three days, so let's live here for the time being. ”
Three days? Tang Mo's focus was still spinning around the broken courtyard where he lived, but now he suddenly heard that Mo Jing would have to get married in three days, and he felt uneasy for her for no reason, three days? Can this be any less? Let's not talk about whether you can steal that "red fish", just to find out where this treasure is hidden, it is estimated that it will not even take three days, right? Tang Mo looked at Mo Jing who was standing on the side sympathetically, his face was a little pale, and said secretly, people are not as good as heaven, it seems that she and Luo Yan did not expect that time would be so urgent.
But then again, what kind of treasure is this "red fish", it seems that he still doesn't know, since he is already an ally in the same boat, shouldn't he share resources? Tang Mo made up his mind to find an opportunity, and he must ask clearly, when the time comes, don't put the baby Baihuahua in front of him, but ignore it as garbage.
"Alright, I've brought the place, you can go in by yourselves."
Xiao Yahuan said and wanted to leave.
"Wait, this yard looks like it's been a long time since it's been lived, won't you clean it?"
As soon as Tang Mo's words fell, Xiao Yahuan suddenly raised her eyebrows, and her face was impatient.
"Cleaning? Are you a daughter? You are just a little slut next to a concubine, and it is already the grace of our master to let you enter this Li Mansion, and you still want to send someone to clean you, it's just a fool's dream. ”
After Xiao Yahuan finished speaking, she slammed "bah" to the ground, and added as if she was still angry:
"Don't you have no hands or feet? Why is this yard for you to eat and live for nothing? ”
After speaking, he looked at Mo Jing, who was still pale on the side, and a hint of a treacherous smile flashed in his eyes,
"I don't look at my identity, I think I can come back and think that I am the master here!"
"You-"
Tang Mo couldn't wait to go up and give the little girl a few ear scrapers, so that although she was young, her mouth was so vicious, who knew that she hadn't done it yet, but Mo Jing on the side fainted on the ground with a "plop" sound, Tang Mo hurriedly went over to help her up, and the little girl was also startled when she saw it, afraid that her words would force the third lady to death too much, but when Mrs. blamed her, it was she who was punished, so she hurriedly smeared oil on the soles of her feet and slipped away.
Tang Mo helped Mo Jing into the room, pulled him to the bed, and was about to pinch someone, but Mo Jing opened his eyes suddenly, sighed and said:
"I'm fine, if I didn't scare that little girl like this just now, maybe there would be something nasty to scold us!"
Mo Jing's eyes were dark, and he said coldly.
"You're still clever. I don't think there is a good thing in this Shangshu Mansion, even a little girl can bully people arrogantly, so isn't the master even more arrogant? ”
Speaking of this, Tang Mo secretly swore in his heart that he must teach this group of dog minions a hard lesson when he finds an opportunity, and take a good breath of evil for the dead Li Qing'er and the self who is suffering now.
"You don't have to take these subordinates too seriously, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out. After all, we are here for the 'red fish', not to be some real master. If you can, don't provoke right and wrong. ”
Mo Jing said with a somewhat ugly face, and the worry between her eyebrows was undoubtedly revealed.
"I'm fine, but look at your own face, I think you care more than I do."
Tang Mo pretended to pat Mo Jing's shoulder lightly.
Mo Jing smiled reluctantly, brushed the fine hair in his ear casually and said,
"I just didn't expect this marriage to be so anxious, there are only three days left, and I don't know where the 'red fish' will be hidden."
"By the way, after talking for a long time, I still don't know what kind of treasure this 'red fish' is?"
Tang Mo pondered that if he understood it literally, it could not be a fish carved from bloodstone, right?
Chu Min frowned slightly and lowered his head silently, not knowing whether he was reluctant to say it or not knowing how to describe it to Tang Mo, he was silent for a while before saying,
"I don't know."
"What?"
Tang Mo looked at Mo Jing with wide eyes in surprise,
"Eldest sister, are you playing with me?"
Seeing Tang Mo's pale, Mo Jing hurriedly shook his head,
"I really don't know what kind of treasure this 'red fish' is."
Tang Mo smiled indifferently with a "hehe", and sneered at Mo Jing's explanation in his heart.
I don't know what else you came to Shangshu Mansion to steal? Have you started to tell bad jokes here?