Looking at the familiar and painful game on the screen, I couldn't help twitching the corners of my eyes, thinking that my brother and I were also the strongest king of the man, the strong king of the forehead, and I also saw those extremely familiar characters.

The power of Demacia, the Hand of Roxas, the Infinite Sword Master, and the Debang Governor are the most playful heroes of elementary school students, violent and easy to use, and I haven't been masturbating for many years since I graduated, etc., this is

I suddenly saw an extremely familiar figure popping out of the screen, jumping and jumping, and occasionally putting two lumps of flying in the grass, I couldn't help but have a dark face, this Nima is Timoti million! I went and bought a bunny skin, is it necessary to be so sarcastic?

This bunny Timo is controlled by this man, I originally wanted to see how he was by the other side, who would have thought that he would quit the game directly, and then turned around, facing me, with a faint smile on his face and said: "Welcome, how is it, the end of the world is still happy?" ”

I saw the face that turned around, I couldn't help but be surprised, originally I thought that this person was at least an uncle over thirty years old, because I heard that uncles like stupid and cute things, but this is not the case, he is completely a child's appearance, looking at the childish face, I estimate that it is at most about 15 years old, and when I heard his inquiry, I pretended to be a big brother, touched his head, and said: "Little pot friend, do you live at home alone?" Are you afraid or not? ”

But the young man slapped away the hand I threw on his head, and said in a slightly unhappy tone: "Little pot friend, you old man, I just turned twenty this year." ”

Listening to the words of the teenager, I naturally felt very surprised, this looks a little too late, I think my brother was eighteen years old when he was a soft hair that could grow a beard like the second master, but unfortunately in order to have a girlfriend, or to cut the love of the sexy mustache shaved off, now I think about it is a little sad, and this teenager, not to mention the beard above, I feel that the hair under this guy has not grown, and I just smiled at the matter of him patting his hand away, and said a little embarrassed: "Sorry." You do look 'young'. ”

I don't know what words to use, naïve, cute, I can only use young.

The young man didn't continue to dwell on this topic, looked at me, and then looked at Wakaka behind him, and said in a very flat tone: "The two survivors from the fourth and sixth floors, do you still feel used to it in the last days?" ”

After I heard this sentence, my vigilance instantly increased, it seems that this sentence is very similar to the previous sentence, but there is also a difference, that is, he actually knows where I and Ruoxiang live, maybe I am an old resident, so he knows me, but Ruoxiang just arrived today, how can he know? And it seemed that his tone was as if this apocalyptic Resident Evil was caused by him, which couldn't help but make Lin Feng put his hand on the sword and immediately attack as soon as there was danger.

When the young man saw me doing this, not only did he not have nervousness and other expressions, but said with a smile: "Do you want to know why I know what floor you live on with this woman, and do you still feel that my tone is like the end of the world caused by me, am I right?" ”

I was speechless for a moment, this teenager actually said everything in my heart, I already really think that he is not a seemingly naïve child, but an old fritter who seems to have been in the officialdom for decades, and for this kind of person who can read through other people's minds but has no understanding of your thoughts, I can only feel creepy.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the boy continued to smile and said: "But you don't have to worry, although I admit that I am not necessarily a so-called good person, but at least I am not so bored to make a Resident Evil, everyone is dead, can't I let the zombies fight LOL with me?" ”

"Eh, that's what I said, hemorrhoids in the brain will do this kind of idiot can't do it."

Although the boy still didn't answer how I knew the location of me and Wakaka, and the answer to the other question was a bit unreliable, but it was true.

The young man was noncommittal to my words, and said lightly: "If you have nothing else to do, please leave!" ”

I have directly issued an eviction order, from the beginning to the present, I didn't see that this young man was a little stunned, he was completely like a wisdom bead in his hand, but not only did I not leave because he said such a thing, but said: "I want to ask you for a favor!" I know you're not your average person. "I actually struggled for a long time before I decided to speak, but the boy's words made me angry.

"Can I help? How can it help? Are you realistic, who doesn't live for yourself in this kind of period, why do you want to help a person who has never lived in life to do things? Helping others doesn't work in this day and age. The young man said unceremoniously, without the slightest intention of helping, and then he paused slightly, changed to a very strange tone and said: "But you are right, I am indeed not an ordinary person, because I am a third-class person!" ”

"Fuck you" Listening to the young man's words that seemed to be mocking and ridiculing me, I suddenly had the urge to scold and slap him, but as a five-good young man with excellent moral character, how could I do such a damaging thing, so in order to calm the air blocked in my heart, I began to exhale and inhale heavily.

"How wonderful the world is, how fresh the air, how wonderful the world is, air" And when I was calming down like this, the words of this teenager made me enter the brink of a rampage for a moment.

"Do you think the world is wonderful right now? The air is also fresh? Then you must not know how many dead bodies were scattered in the air in the big inhalation you just had, hehe. The young man smiled, still very flat.

I finally couldn't help it anymore and yelled, "I love to suck up your uncle's affairs!" If you don't want to help, don't help! Isn't it thirsty to talk so much? Let's go, Ruoxiang, there's nothing to say to this scum! After speaking, he pulled Ruoxiang and prepared to leave.

And I just took two steps, the young man's voice sounded again, but at this time the tone was a feeling that it was unteachable, I turned to look at him, he was also a regret, hating iron and steel, he sighed and said: "Alas, the young man is really impetuous, just say two words like this?" Who are you asking to help you! ”

Hearing the young man's words, I suddenly came to my senses, it turned out that he was just testing me, and from his performance, I guessed that this little guy was a man who eats soft rather than hard, so immediately a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and then I knelt down in front of the young man in a gliding motion, hugged one of his legs and said, "Oba, let me be your dog's leg!" ”

When the young man saw it, he couldn't help but hold his forehead, couldn't bear to look at it directly, and said in a somewhat speechless tone: "Where is your festival?" ”