Chapter Ninety-Two: Eaves Soil

The two men with the steel forks were gone, and not far away was the outline of the village of the Silly Cow, and near was a small dirt road, but there was no one on the road except me.

At this time, my chest hurt terribly, I raised my hand to cover my chest, and looked around, what about the two donkey heads? Could it be that just like the big black donkey just now, it also disappeared out of thin air? Looking up at the small temple in front of me, it was dark, and I couldn't see a little bit of light, I said in my heart, this *** ghost place, why are there so many strange things? After thinking about it, you can't stay in this place for long, and if you stay for a long time, something strange will happen, so let's go back quickly, and come back tomorrow when it's dawn.

Leaving the small temple and returning to the stupid cow's house, as soon as I entered the courtyard gate, there was a cold "poof" sound from the grass hut in the southeast corner, which startled me, and turned my head to look, he ***, the big black donkey didn't know when he came back.

Walked to the grass hut and looked, I saw the reins of the big black donkey, one end was tied to the big black donkey's head, and the other end was hanging on the ground, and I walked over to pick up the reins to see, the reins were intact, I remember that the reins of the big black donkey were tied on the stone trough before, since the reins were intact, it means that someone untied it.

The reins went into the hole in the grough, and I caught a glimpse of the big black donkey as I tied the reins, and it looked exactly the same as the one that kicked me, and at last, I couldn't help but ask, "Did you kick me in the chest?" ”

Of course, the big black donkey didn't understand, didn't pay attention to me, didn't even look at me, closed his eyes, wagged his tail leisurely, and I immediately gritted my teeth and warned: "Next time, I have to slaughter you and drink blood!" ”

The big black donkey opened his eyes and looked at me, but still ignored me.

Back in the house, the stupid cow was still asleep on the ground, snoring like thunder. At this time, although I am not sleepy, my body is tired, and I want to lie down and rest for a while when I see the stupid cow sleeping so soundly.

The bed was on the ground, occupied by the corpse of the stupid cow and the old cow head, so I had to go into the old cow head's bedroom, there was still a bed in the bedroom, and I took off my shoes and lay on the bed.

I'm not very sleepy, I close my eyes and think about what happened tonight, why did I run out of the small temple and fall, changed direction, I should have turned my back to the small temple, but after I got up, I faced the small temple, this is unreasonable, and I don't have the yin and yang eyes of Qiangshun, how can I see the statue in the temple glowing gold?

After thinking about it, I finally figured it out, when I entered the small temple, I was already out of my body, and the one who caused my soul to go out of my body should be the donkey, it was its kick that kicked the soul out of me, I kicked it out at the time, and the front was aimed at the small temple, and then the two donkey heads chased me, I turned over again, and fell into the mouth and gnawed mud, but the mouth didn't hurt but the chest hurt, this is because my soul fell back into the body, and the soul didn't know the pain when it fell, but after returning to the body, the chest of the body hurt, and after the body stood up, It is facing the small temple.

I turned over on the bed, if this is the total, then tonight's events, it seems to be arranged in advance, just imagine, the figure who gave me a dream, should have known in advance that there would be a miracle in the small temple tonight, so I asked me to dream and tell me to go there, but, I am mortal with the naked eye, even if there is a miracle in the small temple, I can't see it there, so he untied the big black donkey of the stupid cow's family, and let the big black donkey lead me over, and kicked the soul out of me again, so that, I will see the miracle...... So what's next?

What is the purpose of this man's doing? Thinking of this, my consciousness actually became confused, and after a while, I actually fell asleep, and slept until dawn.

When I opened my eyes, the silly cow was standing on the edge of the bed with a steaming big bowl, hehe smirked, "Get up, eat, eat......"

I sat up from the bed in amazement, and the stupid cow immediately stuffed the big bowl to me, "Eat...... Hehe, hey, eat ......"

I took the bowl and looked into the bowl, there were two poached eggs in the clear soup noodles, and asked Silly Niu in astonishment, "Brother Silly Niu, who and who cooked this?" ”

Silly Cow smirked and pointed at himself, "I, I'll do it." ”

I rolled over and got out of bed with the bowl in my hand, incredulous, "You still cook?" ”

Silly Niu nodded stupidly, "Grandpa, grandpa taught me...... Grandpa said that one day when he became an immortal, he couldn't cook for me, so teach me to cook and eat by myself......"

Listening to the stupid cow say this, I felt very uncomfortable, at this time I found that the stupid cow is not really stupid, but sluggish, and his brain is only a few beats slower than normal people's reactions.

Came to the outhouse with a bowl, and ate on the table with the stupid cow, this stupid cow also eats a lot, and he eats three bowls of the big bowl, but I can eat enough, eat two big bowls, and a big pot full of rice for the two of us to toss. After eating, the stupid cow put down the bowl and went to feed the big black donkey in the hayshed, and it is estimated that he lives like this every day.

I turned my head to look at the corpse of the old cow head on the bed, and saw how I had buried him, so I came to the grass hut and asked the stupid cow if there was any money in the family. I wanted to buy a coffin, bury the old cow's head, and find a place to bury it.

Silly Niu nodded and said yes, groped around for a while, took out five cents and handed it to me, I looked, five cents is enough to buy something, waved his hand, did not take his five cents, and then thought, and asked Silly Niu: "Brother Silly Niu, do you have a ladder at home?" ”

The stupid cow was stunned, nodded quickly, turned around and walked to a wooden ladder in the northwest corner of the courtyard, and dragged out a wooden ladder from it.

After taking the ladder, I carried the ladder on my body and left, but the stupid cow grabbed the ladder and asked me, "Qiqi, what are you doing?" ”

I glanced back at him, "Go to the Donkey Immortal Temple in your village." ”

When the stupid cow heard this, he was immediately happy, and danced with his hands, "I'll go, I'll go, kowtow to the donkey grandfather, kowtow ......"

As soon as I saw it, if I didn't ask him to go with me, he would not let me go out, and nodded, and the stupid cow was even happier, "Take Huahua with you, kowtow, kowtow......"

What? Take the big black donkey with you? I glanced at the big black donkey under the grass hut and gritted my teeth, this ***, I kicked me yesterday, and it still hurts.

"Don't you like flowers?"

I hurriedly came back to my senses, "I like it, I like it, if you want to bring it, just take it with you." I glanced at the big black donkey again, and hurriedly added: "Can you tell Huahua to carry the ladder, it's weird and heavy." ”

Silly Niu nodded again and again, "Medium, medium......"

The stupid cow walked in front and led the big black donkey, I put the ladder in the big black donkey's neck, the ladder body was on the donkey's back, I held the end of the ladder with one hand in the back, and smiled, this is much lighter, I told you to kick me.

Leaving the stupid cow's house, all the way to the south, it was already seven or eight o'clock in the morning, but they didn't see a single figure outside the village, this doesn't need to be estimated to know, their whole village is lying at home, like this kind of disease, if you don't do something, you can't be fine for a while.

When I came to the gate of the Donkey Immortal Temple, I unloaded the ladder from the donkey, and told the silly cow to wait outside the temple gate, and I carried the ladder into the courtyard by myself. Take a look into the courtyard, the place where I fell from the ladder yesterday was clean, and there was no broken ladder at all, which shows that when I came to the temple yesterday, I was already out of my body, and the ladder I moved yesterday should be something from the underworld.

Putting the ladder under the eaves, I climbed up the ladder, reached under the eaves, felt a large piece of eaves mud, and broke it with my hands, which was completely different from yesterday, it was not hard at all, and I easily broke off a piece, and one piece was enough.

Carrying the ladder out of the temple gate, the stupid cow is leading the donkey in a circle at the temple gate, which is to let the donkey roll on the ground, I waited next to me for a while, and when the donkey finished rolling, I beckoned the stupid cow to go home, the stupid cow looked puzzled, he wanted to enter the temple to kowtow to the donkey, I stopped him, persuaded him to say, there is a chance to kowtow in the future, and now we still have something to do. The stupid cow was also quite obedient at this time, put the ladder around the big black donkey's neck again, and the two of them returned home.

Then I took out the eaves mud and asked the silly cow to find a clean bowl, which was half a bowl of water, and put the eaves mud into the water with a piece the size of a fingernail.

After the eaves mud was soaked in water, I shook the bowl, and the water immediately became muddy, and then told the silly cow to wait at home, and I took the bowl and came to the neighbor's house to the left of the silly cow.

At this time, the neighbor's house was still closed, I knocked on the door, shouted a few more times, waited for a while, the people inside opened the courtyard door, I looked at it, it was still the middle-aged man yesterday, the man was still holding a wooden stick in his hand, but the spirit seemed to be a little better than yesterday.

The middle-aged man asked me what I was doing, I smiled and said to him, treat you, the middle-aged man was stunned, I handed him the water bowl in my hand, and said, "Uncle, you drink this bowl of water, I promise that you will get better if you drink it." ”

When the man heard this, he looked at the bowl of water, looked at me, and was skeptical, and I said, "If you don't drink it, give it back to me, and I'll let someone else drink it." As he spoke, he reached for the bowl of water.

Seeing this, the man didn't say a word, raised his hand, and poured a bowl of water into his stomach, and after a while, he saw that the man's face changed greatly, and he looked very painful, followed by, "Wow", spit out a large mouthful of black water, fortunately I hid quickly, otherwise I would have vomited on my body.

After the man vomited, he let out a long breath and said, "Oh my mother, it's finally comfortable." The man's face looked much better than before.

I looked down at the black water that the man had spat out, and I saw a handful of white hairs inside, like white hairs under a donkey's belly.

At this time, the man grabbed my arm as if grasping a life-saving straw and asked, "Little brother, do you still have this water, we still have several mouthfuls at home." ”

I nodded, "A little more, but when your family finishes drinking water, you'll have to come with me to your village chief's house." ”

The man nodded hurriedly, Zhongzhongzhong!

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