When I returned home, as soon as I entered the door, I saw Wang Erdonkey chatting with a policeman, and the two were drinking steaming tea, and the atmosphere was very harmonious. Seeing me enter the house, Wang Erdonkey jumped up: "Damn, where did you go all night?" ”

I didn't want to say much when the police were there, so I hurriedly said, "Who is this?" ”

Wang Erdonkey said: "Let me introduce you, this is Officer Liao, not from our northeast." ”

Officer Liao is a man in his forties, very burly, which reminds me of Xiong Dahai, who seems to be more shrewd and weathered by Xiong Dahai. He shook hands with me, and his hands were thick and warm, and they were solid to hold.

Officer Liao looked at me with interest: "What do you call it?" ”

"My name is Feng Ziwang. Brother Liao, you can just call me Xiao Feng. I hurriedly said.

Wang Erdonkey said: "Officer Liao is Bao Qingtian, after checking the file, he immediately released me, counting on our local police, I am still locked up inside." ”

Officer Liao waved his hand: "I can't say that, I just have one more mouth, and the final decision to let you go is still up to local colleagues." I'm not from your northeast, I'm from Jiangbei, and this time I came here for business exchanges, and I accidentally encountered this case. ”

I remembered that the two criminal policemen mentioned Officer Liao last night, saying that Lao Liao couldn't move the coffin until he invited the master.

It is likely to be the benevolent brother in front of him, Liao was originally a rare surname.

I didn't speak for a while, and Officer Liao looked at me and smiled: "Xiao Feng, what do you think?" ”

I looked at the man in front of me and felt that he was different from the usual policeman. I remember that when Xie Luo inspected the coffin last night, he once said that there were also high-ranking people in the police. Could it be that Officer Liao is also a Taoist person?

Such people should be treated with more caution than ordinary police officers.

Wang Erdonkey continued to ask me, "Where did you go last night?" I'll release it in the middle of the night, and you'll not be at home. ”

I hurriedly said: "I'll go to Big Brother Black to deal with it for a night, I can't sleep when you're not there, I'm bored, I want to see if Big Brother Black has any way to get you out." ”

Wang Erdonkey laughed: "It's okay, it's okay, there is also a blue sky in the police." ”

Officer Liao was very interested in the Northeast Horse Fairy, visited Wang Erdonkey's hall, and talked about the things of the Horse Fairy. Wang Erdonkey's foaming vernacular, Officer Liao listened to it with relish.

After chatting for a while, Officer Liao looked at his watch and said that there was still something in the bureau and he would leave first. When he left, I bolted the door and pointed my finger at Wang Erdonkey's head: "Can you have some eyes, how can you bring the police home." ”

"Can I come out without people." Wang Erdonkey said.

"I'll tell you," I said, "don't deal with him in the future, such a cop is the most insidious, and fiddling with you is like fiddling with a chicken." You are also very honest, and you will say whatever he asks. ”

"I didn't kill people and set fires, what am I afraid of? Even if you don't ask me about the horse fairy, it's the same if you ask other Xiangtong. There is nothing else in the Northeast, and the streets are full of newspaper horses. Wang Erdonkey was not convinced.

I took the furball out, patted its little head, and motioned for it to play on its own. The furball went to the back. I pulled out a cigarette and lit it slowly: "Last night, we had an uninvited guest at home, guess who?" ”

Wang Erdonkey's eyes widened: "You really lied just now, and what did you say about going to Big Brother Hei's house, where did you go?" ”

I spat out the smoke rings and told the story of Xie Luo's appearance last night, saying that we had returned to Wei Donghai's house, opened the coffin, and it was possible that two policemen had died.

Wang Erdonkey was dumbfounded when he heard this, and his saliva was about to flow out.

After speaking, I said: "There must be another master behind the whole thing, Wei Donghai or something is a little minion." ”

"Well," Wang Erdonkey nodded, touched his chin and said, "Wei Donghai, including that Sister Zhang, are all outcasts, and the masters don't want them anymore." ”

"Assuming that there is such a master, what is this master doing with us?" I say.

Wang Erdonkey said: "I'm also thinking about this, it's understandable that the old Wei family and we don't deal with it, my grandfather cleaned up the old Wei head so badly." But what is the origin of this master, and why did he deal with us with the old Wei family? Forget about dealing with it, and in the end, he even killed Wei Donghai. I don't understand. ”

I said: "Could it be like this, in fact, the master has no enmity with us, it was all instigated by the brothers of the old Wei family, and when the police came to the door, the master was afraid of exposing his whereabouts, so he killed Wei Donghai, an outcast." ”

Wang Erdonkey stretched his waist: "No matter what, these rights and wrongs have nothing to do with us, the old Wei family moved a stone to shoot themselves in the foot, they deserve it!" ”

I put my legs on the windowsill, half-shook my chair and said, "This master is not simple, even Xie Luo's ability is so great, you have to avoid three points." And what kind of autopsy will the master do, the child's body disintegrated with a bang, turned into countless moths, and flew the policeman's face. ”

Wang Erdonkey blinked his eyes and said, "I suddenly had an idea, do you think the coffin will be a trap?" ”

"How?" I look at him.

Wang Erdonkey said: "Deliberately make a coffin here, and the police will investigate and open it to take a look." As soon as the lid of the coffin is opened, the corpse inside will be autopsied, and poisonous moths will fly out, and whoever opens it will die. The two policemen may be the substitutes for you and Luo. ”

"Don't say that, it's none of the time I'm dead, I wanted to save them." I say.

Wang Erdonkey yawned: "Forget it, I squatted in the fence for half a night and didn't sleep, and I have suffered a great sin these days." I'm going to sleep, love it. ”

He went back to sleep, and I smoked a few cigarettes, and sleepiness hit me, and my bones were sour. I sat down in a chair and fell asleep.

In the next few days, the days were quite unsteady, and the police came to the door every three or five times, first Officer Liao, and he didn't ask about the case, so he chatted with us all over the world, told Northeast folk tales, and talked about foxes, yellows, whites, willows, and ashes. Wang Erdonkey was cautious about him, grinning and coping, and he definitely didn't talk about it when he went deeper. Officer Liao left, and the police came again, repeatedly asking where we were that night, and the focus of the investigation was me. Wang Erdonkey was in the police station, but my whereabouts that night were confused, fortunately I had already greeted Hei Dazhuang, he was really good, rounded the field for me, saying that I stayed with him that night, but I also fooled the past.

When the police left, the criminal police came again and made several notes. Wang Erdonkey and I asked the police what happened that night, and the policemen were tight-lipped and told us not to inquire.

I finally sent them away, and several days passed. Wang Erdonkey and I were so tossed and turned that no one came to the door except the police. There are no guests, and the old ladies who do secret business in the compound point at Sang and scold Huai every day, and the police come every three or five times, and their business can't be done, and they are temporarily closed, and there is no money in the money, and these girls are in a hurry.

The weather is getting colder and colder, and there will be a New Year in two months, Wang Erdonkey and I opened this hall, not to mention that we didn't earn a penny, and we caused so many rights and wrongs, and the heart at the beginning was consumed.

On this day, we were wilting in the house, and someone knocked on the window, and I glanced at it, and there was a man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks lying outside the window, not to mention the obscenity. As soon as I saw this, I didn't come out, "What are you doing, knocking on some window!" ”

The man pushed the door in and looked us up and down: "You guys are the ones who opened the entrance of Ma Xiantang?" ”

"What?" Wang Erdonkey and I stood up. We are worried that there is no place to sow, this person is the master of night owls who enter the house and come to everything.

The man bared his teeth and showed his yellow teeth: "My name is He Lao Wu, and I will discuss a matter with the two of you." ”

Wang Erdonkey and I didn't make a sound, watching him perform.

He Lao Wu said: "Brother, I'm not talented, the women in the compound who are engaged in the skin and meat business are all mixed with me." ”

"It turned out to be a chicken head, and there was something to say." Wang Erdonkey was impatient.

He Lao Wu moved a chair and sat down: "You two little bastards are quite horizontal, you are in trouble, the police come to the door every day, can we sisters still do business?" If you don't have anything to eat, do you two take care of the food? ”

"Fuck your mother," Wang Erdonkey picked up the fire hook used to poke the stove: "I don't think you are dirty, you come here to fight back, the police come to care about what we do, and we didn't let them come." ”

"Grass!" He Lao Wu is also a green skin, "Come, come, put the hook on my brother's stomach, and prick it hard." If you dare to pierce, I will destroy your whole family! ”

"I'll grass your uncle." Wang Erdonkey took the hook and stabbed it, I didn't see it well, so I quickly raised his hand, and the hook was smashing on the water cup next to He Lao Wu, and it was shattered. He Laowu's face changed: "Okay, okay, you guys are waiting." He pushed the door with his bag and ran out, and the girl ran away.

"You're really piercing." I say.

Wang Erdonkey smiled: "I know it in my heart." Lao Feng, let me tell you, such a person can't get used to illness, and when he is a broken chicken head, he thinks he is the boss of the underworld, and such a person has to be tied to the toilet when he is caught in the fence. It's okay, don't be afraid, scare and run away. ”

The two of us laughed, not taking it seriously at all. In our place, the streets are full of ruffians, and if he bluffs them, they won't have to go out on the streets in the future.

At noon, we ordered takeout, and while we were eating, the fortune teller Li Blind came to the door. I got along well with Blind Li, and greeted him: "Lao Li, come and eat together." ”

The blind man Li said: "I said two little brothers, why are you still sitting so steady, you have a big disaster today!" ”

"How?" Wang Erdonkey frowned: "Lao Li, you are a good person, but you like to be alarmist." ”

Blind Li said: "Have you offended He Lao Wu?" ”

Wang Erdonkey spit out a mouthful of fish bones: "It's him who did it, look at his sharp-beaked monkey cheeks." ”

Li Blind clapped his hands: "It's over, I heard that he went to call their boss, their boss is amazing, and he will bring someone to clean you up in the afternoon." ”