Chapter 0121 - The Jedi Fight Back
Wei Jingkun looked at Ye Zhiqiu and the others, shook his head and said, "Is there any farmhouse in this small place?" But if you can't solve the lunch problem, you can eat at my house. My wife is very good at cooking. ”
"That's really great, uncle, then we'll interrupt at noon, and we'll give you food money." Ye Zhiqiu hurriedly said.
"It doesn't matter if you pay for food, just give a little bit of it." Wei Jingkun smiled very kindly, invited Ye Zhiqiu and Liu Yan into the house, and said, "You can sit casually, I'll go upstairs and call my wife down." ”
Ye Zhiqiu Liuyan nodded, letting Wei Jingkun take care of himself.
Wei Jingkun carried the teacup and walked upstairs quickly.
Ye Zhiqiu and Liu Yan glanced at each other, nodded their heads, and knew what they knew.
With the sound of footsteps, a young woman with heavy makeup walked down, looked at Ye Zhiqiu and Liu Yan, and said with a smile: "What a handsome pair of beautiful guys and girls...... Okay, you can eat at my house at noon, and you can tell me what you want to eat. ”
This woman is full of figure, and she is only in her early twenties, but she is very angry, her eyes are charming, her clothes are revealing, and the smell of perfume chokes her nose.
Presumably this is the waiter in the Maxiqiao Hotel, and it is no wonder that Maxiqiao couldn't hold it and fell into the trap. Maxi Bridge is old and ugly, if you can sleep with this woman, you won't lose some blood!
Liu Yan took out two hundred yuan and put it on the table: "Just take it, just cook it." We put the money here first, go to the beach, and come back at lunchtime. ”
"Okay, okay, you go play, I'll cook." The woman laughed.
Ye Zhiqiu also nodded at the woman, and turned around with Liu Yan to go out.
Not far to the southeast is the seaside.
Ye Zhiqiu and Liu Yan walked on the beach, deliberately holding their mobile phones to shoot east and west, chatting at the same time.
However, Ye Zhiqiu specializes in shooting willow smoke, and willow smoke specializes in shooting the sea.
Liu Yan said: "Wei Jingkun left us to eat, what do you mean?" Did you see through our identity? ”
"No, I see that guy, he's beating your mind. If my guess is right, he will manipulate you in his diet, use Gu magic, or use some other evil magic to control you. Ye Zhiqiu said.
"How to deal with it?" Liu Yan asked.
"Calculate the plan, deliberately pretend to be hooked, and then the Jedi counterattack, we are famous." Ye Zhiqiu said.
Liu Yan glared: "How to solve the dietary problem?" What if you really get poisoned? ”
"I have Li Daitao's stiff method, and I won't be poisoned." Ye Zhiqiu pulled Liu Yan forward and said, "I draw a blood talisman and swallow it in my mouth, even if I drink arsenic, it will be fine, and afterwards, I will shoot out the ...... outside my body along with the paper talisman."
"Ah, together...... Drained? How to discharge? Liu Yan's face showed a disgusting look.
"How else can it be discharged, in the toilet." Ye Zhiqiu grinned.
"I'm sick to death, I don't move his family's diet, and I don't need this method!" Liu Yan glared.
Ye Zhiqiu laughed, waved his hand, and said, "Then let's talk about it then, take an antidote pill first, you can resist most of the drugs." When the time comes, maybe I'll take the initiative. ”
Liu Yan shook his head, he didn't even eat the antidote pill, and made up his mind that in Wei Jingkun's house, he just didn't eat or drink.
At lunchtime, Ye Zhiqiu turned back with Liu Yan.
Wei Jingkun's house is fragrant with wine and food, and the coquettish woman really cooked several dishes, which looked very refreshing.
Wei Jingkun opened a bottle of wine and asked, "This old brother, come, let's have a drink......
"No, no, no, we gave two hundred yuan, and if you drink again, you will lose money!" Ye Zhiqiu hurriedly waved his hand.
"What a loss is not a loss, it is too disappointing to say this! I don't have a lot of guests in my house, and I am glad to see you! Wei Jingkun couldn't help but say and poured Ye Zhiqiu a glass of wine.
Liu Yan hurriedly covered the cup: "I don't drink." ”
Wei Jingkun was not reluctant, chatted with Ye Zhiqiu while drinking, and inquired about the names and origins of Ye Zhiqiu and Liu Yan.
Ye Zhiqiu acted on the spot, nonsense about the identity of a college student, and he was false and wronged.
The coquettish lady was also laughing on the side and accosting Liu Yan. Liu Yan really didn't eat or drink, and said that he was uncomfortable for the past two days, and he couldn't digest his diet.
After three rounds of drinking, Ye Zhiqiu excused himself to go to the toilet, got up and left the table, and walked to the backyard.
The area of the backyard is very large, Ye Zhiqiu swept it with his yin and yang eyes, and found that there was a ghost qi hovering under the flower bed in the northeast corner, so he already knew the location of the soul cultivation altar.
So Ye Zhiqiu didn't stay long, took a turn in the toilet, and immediately returned to the hall and sat down next to Liu Yan again.
Wei Jingkun looked at Ye Zhiqiu and said with a smile: "Brother Ye, it's not interesting to drink like this, I spent time in the magic class in my early years, why don't I improvise a little magic trick for you to see, how about it?" ”
"Magic? This is good, this is good! Ye Zhiqiu immediately nodded and said, "Uncle put on a show to open our eyes." ”
Wei Jingkun laughed and said, "Okay, you two, look into my eyes......"
Ye Zhiqiu and Liu Yan raised their heads together, both staring at Wei Jingkun's eyes.
I saw that Wei Jingkun's eyes were wide open, and his eyes were glowing with colorful colors, faintly flickering!
Damn, you actually used the Five Ghost Mind Puzzle to deal with me?
Ye Zhiqiu laughed in his heart, but he was very cooperative, and gradually showed sleepiness, and then his head drooped, and he fell asleep on the table.
Liu Yan also has a talent for acting, and muttered before pretending to be dizzy: "I'm so sleepy......"
In the blink of an eye, Ye Zhiqiu was lying on the table, motionless.
"Hehe, you're tired, sleep, sleep......" Wei Jingkun continued to be fascinated and hypnotized Ye Zhiqiu and Liu Yan.
Ye Zhiqiu lowered one hand and gently pinched Liu Yan's thigh to test Liu Yan's reaction.
Liu Yan couldn't speak, and as if retaliating, he pinched Ye Zhiqiu's thigh!
Ye Zhiqiu was in pain, but he could only hold back desperately and continue to pretend to be dead.
Wei Jingkun poured himself a glass of wine, took a sip, and said with a wicked smile: "It's still a young doll who is so foolish, alas, even my psychic technique can't stop it." ”
The coquettish woman stood up, closed the door, and scolded: "Old ghost, you still can't get rid of this stinky problem, and you lose your soul when you see a beautiful woman!" If you go on like this, sooner or later you will be exposed. ”
"Afraid of what? When the five million of Maxi Bridge arrives, we will fly away, and continue to live happily in another place, who can find me? This girl, when I'm done, I'll use the psychiatry to wash away her memory, and she doesn't remember what happened, so why don't you sue me? Wei Jingkun snorted and said:
"I think you're just jealous, and I don't want to think about it, why aren't you jealous when you're happy with Maxi Bridge?"
"I'm with Maxi Bridge, that's also a beauty trick you arranged, not what I like! I'm sick, do you like that bad old man? ”
"Don't talk about it, get this girl into my room first." Wei Jingkun said.
"I can't do it, you want to be happy yourself, do it yourself!" The woman pouted.
"Don't be angry, or this little handsome guy gave it to you, let's play our own games." Wei Jingkun smiled, drank the glass of wine, stood up and walked towards Liu Yan.
Ye Zhiqiu naturally couldn't let Wei Jingkun touch Liu Yan, so he hurriedly raised his head and grinned: "Hey, uncle, why don't you play magic?" ”
Wei Jingkun was startled, hurriedly took a step back, and glared, "You, you...... Didn't fall asleep? ”
The mother-in-law was also startled, hurriedly dodged two steps, and looked at Ye Zhiqiu suspiciously. (3rd Update)