"100,000 yuan?" Oh, when I heard that, I was shocked.

I said, "What, Master, you always said you were going to fart, what do you want to do with 100,000 yuan?" You don't need that much to drink, do you? ”

Zhang Tianshi smiled lewdly: "I am alone as a teacher, I have no children and no daughters, and I am the only apprentice like you." After the death of the teacher, you have to find a cemetery in the cemetery, Poor Dao went to inquire yesterday, and a cemetery costs 100,000 yuan, hehe. ”

"A cemetery of 100,000 yuan?" I'm really dumbfounded, this is too expensive, my salary is less than 2,000 a month, and it will take five years to earn so much money without eating or drinking.

Now I finally understand what it means to be unable to live and die. As the saying goes, if you can't afford to give birth, you will cut your abdomen for more than 5,000 yuan; If you can't afford to study, you can choose a school from 30,000; can't afford to live, tens of thousands of yuan per square meter; It's not that you can't afford to marry your wife, who will marry you if you don't have a house or a car? can't afford to raise it, and the parents are laid off and go to the ground; If you can't afford to be sick, the profit from medicine costs will be ten times higher; can't afford to live, and toils more than a thousand times a month; can't afford to die, cremated and buried more than 100,000.

"Do you have 100,000 yuan?" Zhang Tianshi is also direct.

I shook my head, sighed helplessly, and said, "Master, all my belongings now are only a few hundred yuan, and it seems that it is only enough to buy you an ash jar." ”

Zhang Tianshi rolled his eyes: "The ashes jar costs a thousand dollars." ”

Oh, so expensive?

I said, "Master, aren't you very familiar with Hades, why don't you go and intercede with Hades again, so that you don't die until I earn enough money for the cemetery?" ”

Zhang Tianshi directly gave me a brain breakdown: "You think Lord Yan is my father, listen to me so much." ”

Now I couldn't help it, and asked, "What should I do then?" ”

Zhang Tianshi said: "It's okay, Ming'er, you go to the funeral home, and when you get my ashes, you will store them in the funeral home first, and then find a cemetery to bury when you have money." ”

"Is that good?"

"It's okay, I won't blame you."

"Uh, what's that, I mean, when I earn enough 100,000 yuan, then I have to wait until the Year of the Monkey, don't you wait too long."

"You're going to be the head of my Maoshan faction right away, and you're worried that you don't have any money, and you're too unproductive. Think about the power of my Maoshan Yin and Yang spells, as long as you open your mouth, it's not a lot of people who will give the money with both hands. Zhang Tianshi rolled his eyes and said, with a look of contempt, as if I was really useless.

Hearing this, I was stunned, looking at him dressed in a sloppy and sloppy manner, thinking that this product is too good to brag, if it is really so powerful, how could he himself be mixed into such a field, this dress seems to have been worn for several years!

Zhang Tianshi seemed to see what I was thinking, and he said, "Don't look at me as a teacher, as a teacher, you treat money like dung." Let me tell you the truth, the money that Poor Dao has passed through in his hands in this life, and he will scare you to death if he says it. ”

I gave him a disdainful look. However, he didn't take my expression seriously at all, and told me seriously: "As long as you study the "Maoshan Secret Technique" well, you will naturally not be short of money in the future, but in the future, you must not be entangled by Hongchen's power and do evil for money." ”

"The disciple knows, and in the future, he will not do evil. It's just the money to buy the cemetery......"

"It's not a rush for the teacher, what are you anxious about, just buy me a cemetery when you have money."

Zhang Tianshi is very open-minded, but as his disciple, I feel that this matter is about to drive me to a dead end, 100,000 yuan, this is definitely an astronomical amount for me, so much money, where can I earn it?

Although Zhang Tianshi and I have only known each other for two days, but after all, they are my masters, and my little life was saved by him, as the so-called one day without a teacher, I still know the truth of being a father for life, if he really dies, I don't help him find a cemetery, let him be buried in peace, maybe my conscience will be disturbed in this life.

Zhang Tianshi didn't stay on this matter for long, and suddenly changed his words and said to me: "Disciple, I have to tell you a very important thing as a teacher. ”

"What is important, you say, the disciple must keep it in mind." I said.

"Are you a virgin?"

As soon as I heard this, I almost fell to the ground without standing firmly, only to feel a flock of crows flying overhead, and a few black lines hanging from my forehead. What's the importance of this?

I said, "If you don't say it, can you do it?" ”

"No, I'll be honest."

"Uh, what's that, the disciple doesn't have a car or a house, so he hasn't found a girlfriend yet."

"That's good, I guess right. Remember, you need to be a child, not broken. Zhang Tianshi smiled with satisfaction.

, as soon as I heard this, I was dumbfounded, and said hurriedly: "Master, no, can't you be a Taoist priest and ask for a wife?" If that's the case, then my mother has to be angry, we are the only one seedling in the family, if I let the Chen family die, then I'm too sorry for the ancestors! ”

You must know that I don't have many hobbies, just such a hobby, that is, I love women, and now if I become a Taoist priest but can't please my wife, then my life in this life will be completely dull and lose its color. You say, "Can I not be in a hurry?"

Zhang Tianshi said: "Who said that you won't be allowed to ask for a wife, it's just that you are yin, your life is extremely yin, and it is easy to provoke evil ghosts, you can't live this kind of life for a long time, the reason why you can live until now depends on you or a child's body, if you break the child's body, it will really be over." ”

"Huh? That's not the same meaning, that is, you can't talk to a woman about anything, and if you don't have that, you won't live. At this time, I had the heart to cry.

Zhang Tianshi said: "I can't say that, although you can't break it for the time being, but as long as you learn the "Maoshan Secret Technique", you naturally don't have to worry, even if there are ghosts and evil cults pestering you at that time, you also have the ability to protect yourself." ”

"Master, you promise you didn't lie to me?"

I'm really a little worried that this thing deliberately made up this set of lies to scare me, in order to make me study "Maoshan Secret Technique" seriously.

Zhang Tianshi said: "Believe it or not, anyway, if you come nonsense, don't blame the teacher for not telling you when the time comes." ”

I instantly felt that my future was bleak, and I was deprived of my only hobby, so is it still interesting for me to live?

After Zhang Tianshi explained these things, he turned around and left, and he didn't want me to accompany him, and even refused when I asked him to drink, just told me to go to the funeral home tomorrow to get his ashes.

I sent him out into the street until he called me back, and I stopped. Looking at his lonely back, I suddenly felt a little sad and even a little reluctant.

Is he really going to die today?

I stood like this in the street until his back completely disappeared......

When I returned to my rental house, I was in a very bad mood, even if the old woman's matter was solved now, it couldn't make me feel happy, and my heart was always muddy, thinking that when I was about to die, Zhang Tianshi saved me, and this time it was his turn to die, but I had no ability to help him, even if he really died, I couldn't even let him be buried in peace.

Because of this, I feel very lost.

Around after lunch, I received a phone call from Xiao Liu's sister, who had come from her hometown to take care of Xiao Liu's funeral.

When I rushed to the funeral home to see her, she cried like a tearful person, which made people look very sad.

Xiao Liu's sister's full name is Liu Xiaohua, yes, it's the Xiaohua I mentioned earlier, I peeked at her taking a bath when I was a child, but that was many years ago. Of course, she also knew about peeking at her bathing, because she found out about it that time.

I asked Xiaohua, why did you come alone? Uncle Liu, Aunt Liu, what about them?

Xiaohua wiped her tears while crying, and said sadly: "Brother Ergou, as soon as my mother heard the bad news of my brother's accident, she couldn't afford to be sick, and my father wanted to stay at home to take care of my mother, so I asked me to come and pick up my brother home alone." ”

Xiaohua looks very iconic, crying so much that people can't stand it, I hurriedly comforted her not to cry and persuaded her to want to open some.

Xiaohua said: "Brother Ergou, you came out with my brother, and you are usually together, they said that my brother hanged himself, is this true?" My brother has always been an optimistic person, how could he not think of suicide? ”<