I was stunned and shouted in a low voice: "Go to the Luo family's pot to steal things, you can figure it out!" ”

Qiang Shun licked his lips and said, "You, aren't you hungry?" ”

"I'm not hungry." I said, "If you want to eat it, steal it yourself, and I'll show you people." ”

Qiang Shun then said as if complimentingly: "Huang He, you are clever and quick-witted, you go down and get two, let's try it together." ”

When I heard this, why did it sound so familiar? It seems to be quite similar to the plot in a TV series. But seriously, I'm hungry too, and it's really not a good thing to eat those half-baked fruits, and it's okay if I'm asleep at this time, but I can't stand it at all when I'm awake.

I looked at the Luo family again, and the whole thing was quiet, and then the young man of Lianxiang dozed off, and sat in front of the immortal incense, his head planted one by one.

I counted in my heart, the cauldron can be five or six meters away from the door of the Luo family's courtyard, if I quietly bypass from the side, from the pot out of a few bamboo tubes, the people inside can not find it at all, and when they wake up the next day, they find that there are fewer bamboo tubes, and no one will ask, because such things as weddings and funerals, big exercises, it is normal for the main family to lose cigarettes, alcohol, food, etc., and some even lose dishes and chopsticks.

Then he ordered Qiang Shun, here I will let the wind go, I will go down and get a few over, Qiang Shun listened, and the whole person was happy.

Leaving the wooden house, I made a big circle, went around to the cauldron, opened the lid on the cage drawer, looked inside, there were five bamboo tubes lying neatly inside, I reached out and took out four, the four of us, one for each person, picked up the bamboo tube, put the cage lid on my hand, turned around and left.

However, after walking a few steps, I stumbled violently under my feet, as if someone had stretched one leg to my feet, one did not hold it, and the body rushed forward, and the whole person fell to the ground, I suddenly screamed badly, threw away the bamboo tube in my arms, and pressed the ground with both hands.

Crackling, the bamboo tube landed and made a series of sounds, at the same time, I supported the ground with both hands, but the sound of the bamboo tube made my heart beat wildly, this sound will not alarm the people in the spirit shed, right?

Quickly stood up from the ground, didn't need the bamboo pole, ran away, and got into the forest next to him as fast as he could. I didn't dare to go back to the wooden house, squatting in the forest and looking at the courtyard gate of the Luo family, I wondered if the people inside noticed it and would chase it out. It's pitch black in the woods, and as long as I squat still, even if someone chases me out, they won't be able to spot me.

After waiting for a while, the Luo family didn't move at all, obviously I didn't notice it, I breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at the place where I tripped over, although it was dark, but I could see clearly, the place where I tripped was nothing, I cursed in my heart, his grandmother's, who tripped me?

After waiting for a while, he got up and returned to the wooden house, and when Qiang Shun saw me coming back empty-handed, he showed a disappointed face and asked me in a low voice, "Rice, why did you throw down the rice and run back by yourself?" ”

I glanced at him and said angrily: "Open your yin and yang eyes and see, there seems to be something near Luo's house, which tripped me up." ”

"What dares to trip you, it's you who is a thief and trips yourself." At this time, Qiang Shun was in a hurry to eat, and while talking, he spat and spit, opened his yin and yang eyes, and looked at the whole Luo family, "Nothing, Wow, Huanghe, in the past few years, we have been stealing offerings in the temple, stealing sacrifices from the grave, stealing sweet potatoes from the ground, stealing fruits from the trees, I have never seen you like this, what are you doing today, how dare you become small?" ”

I glared at him, "Why are you talking so much nonsense, be careful to wake up Daochang Chen!" I paused, and then said, "You watch well here, and I'll go down again, and if anything happens, you can learn how to call birds." ”

"Learn, learn to call birds? What kind of bird song do you learn? ”

"Coo-meow!"

Out of the wooden house, returned along the same road, and soon came to a few bamboo tubes, raised his eyes to look at the door of Luo's house, still did not move, picked up the bamboo tubes and hugged them into his arms, turned around and left.

This time, I was extra careful with my feet, and after walking a few steps, I glanced at the road under my feet, and then, after walking out a few steps, my back was pushed, and I stumbled again, and my body rushed forward, but this time, I was still on guard, and I didn't drop headlong, and the bamboo tube in my arms was not thrown away.

Looking back behind me, there is nothing, his grandmother's, now you can be sure, there is really something, this is me, if you change to someone else, it is estimated that you will be scared to pee, I lowered my voice and threatened behind me: "I don't care what you are, get away from me, Lao Tzu just take some food, what's in the way of you, make Lao Tzu anxious and make you can't eat and go around!" ”

After speaking, I strode towards the wooden house, just walked to the door of the wooden house, before I entered the house, I forced my obedience to come out from the inside, Le's mouth was about to crack to the back of the head, and I reached out to pick up the bamboo tube in my hand, I hurriedly dodged to the side, did not give it to him, I lowered my voice and asked: "You tell me first, what is pushing me behind my back?" ”

Qiang Shun paused, still grinning, "It's nothing, it's just a ghost." ”

"What the hell?" The ghost who dares to push me behind my back should not be a good stubble.

Qiang Shun was stunned, "I didn't see it clearly, it looked like it was black." ”

I stepped into the house, Qiang Shun followed me into the house, closed the door casually, I looked back at the door, and said to Qiang Shun, "Look quickly, did that thing follow me?" ”

Qiang Shun looked at the door, and then looked into the whole room, "No, I pushed you and I won't be there." ”

I walked to the window and looked at the Luo family, the Luo family was still quiet, bent down and put down the bamboo tube in his arms, Qiang Shun walked over quickly, and grabbed one, "Huanghe, how can we eat this thing?" ”

I glanced at him fiercely, "You are still thinking about eating, the one who pushed me just now, the one who stumbled with me, maybe it is the Luo family's house protector, and finding it for the house protector is equivalent to finding it for the Luo family!" ”

"What?" Qiang Shun was stunned for a moment, "What is a house protector?" ”

House ghosts, as the name suggests, are ghosts that protect the house, these ghosts are generally the deceased ancestors of the family, they are mainly to protect future generations, maintain the safety and peace of the family, almost everyone has it in the family, but the strength is different. In some families, the house guards are relatively strong, and the thieves are reluctant to go to their homes, because looking at these people's homes, the thieves are inexplicably worried, if they go in hard, they will be unlucky, just like I met in Luo's house at this time, I want to be a real thief, and I will never steal their house again next time.

In fact, the "inner ghost" and "outer ghost" that I mentioned several times are of the same nature, and the ghost of protecting the house also belongs to the "inner ghost". However, to put it mildly, those who have never burned the paper grave of their ancestors, don't expect any ancestors to protect their families, and those who are not filial to their parents, parents-in-law, grandparents, and grandparents, then don't count on it, you will be fine if you don't go home.

This summer, I went to a village more than ten miles to the west, and dealt with one thing, that is, the son and daughter-in-law were not filial, and after the death of their old mother, they attached themselves to the daughter-in-law and tossed around, beat and scolded at home, and stripped naked and ran all over the village, that was the sister-in-law of my wife's colleague, I went to talk to the deceased old lady, and the matter was calmed down.

As for people, if you get to the point where people and ghosts don't want to see you, your life will be in vain.

Getting back to the point, I explained the meaning of the house protector to Qiang Shunyi, Qiang Shun looked at the bamboo tube in his hand, and asked timidly: "That, can you still eat this thing?" ”

I said, "Don't eat it yet, quickly wake up Daochang Chen and Brother Silly Niu, and leave here." ”

"Leave?" Qiang Shun looked puzzled, and I explained: "The Luo family is not an ordinary family, I can't communicate with these house guards, the house guards have found me, and they will definitely report to the Luo family." ”

Qiang Shun heard the words and said, "Does the house protector know you?" ”

"He doesn't know Scarface, don't forget, Scarface also has yin and yang eyes!"

When Qiang Shun heard this, he didn't say anything, he quickly picked up the four bamboo tubes, and stuffed them all into his own baggage, I then walked to the place where Chen Hui slept with the stupid cow, and woke them both up, I didn't dare to tell Chen Hui that I went to steal the bamboo tube rice of the Luo family, so I said that I thought the Luo family was too quiet, so Qiang Shun opened the yin and yang eyes and looked at it, who knows, Qiang Shun saw that the Luo family had a house ghost, and the house ghost had already discovered us.

After hearing this, Chen Hui actually seemed very calm, glanced at me, and asked, "What are you going to do now?" ”

I said, "Hurry up and get out of here first, the house protector will definitely go to ventilate and report the news, and the Luo family will come in a while." ”

Chen Hui asked again: "After you moved here, did Qiang Shun see the Luo family with yin and yang eyes?" ”

I was stunned for a moment and thought for a moment, "I don't think I've seen it." ”

Chen Hui said: "You only found out today that the Luo family has a house ghost, could it be that the Luo family's house ghost only found you today?" ”

I was stunned again, Chen Hui asked...... I swallowed dryly, "Dao Chief, don't talk so much about it, let's get out of here first." ”

Chen Hui glanced me up and down, "Did you do something to be discovered by the Luo family's house protector?" ”

"Dao Chief, Huang He hasn't done anything, I can guarantee for him!" Qiang Shun had already packed his luggage at this time and was ready to go, Chen Hui glanced at Qiang Shun questioningly, and didn't say anything more.

A few people put their luggage on their backs and quietly left the wooden house, and on the way, Chen Hui asked me, "What are you going to do now?" ”

I said, "The house guards don't know me, so let's go to a house a little farther away to keep an eye on them." He said, "I'll call Qiangshun, can you quickly see if there's anything with us?" ”

Qiang Shun turned his head and looked behind him left and right, "There is nothing." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief and said to Chen Hui, "The house protector may just treat me as a ...... No, the house keeper may just treat us as passers-by, living in a wooden house, as long as we don't live in that house anymore, there should be nothing to do, and the house keeper usually won't leave the house. ”

Chen Hui's face was gloomy and he didn't say anything, but my self-deception should not be able to fool him.

A few people found a decent empty house a little farther away from the Luo family, but the angle was not very good, and they could only see the door of the Luo family, but at this time, no one from the Luo family came out, and a few people breathed a sigh of relief, if someone from the Luo family came out, we would have to return to the cave immediately.

At this time, the time had come to the second half of the night, Chen Hui instructed me and Qiang Shun to find a place to rest, and they continued to keep vigil with the stupid cow.

The next day, there was nothing to say for a day, and in the evening, those who wept and mourned and kept the spirits took off their filial piety clothes and left. The house we are hiding right now is next to the road in their village, and when a group of people enter the house, they are all talking and laughing, and they are very happy.

After they walked away, Chen Hui told us that these people were indeed invited by the Luo family to mourn, and some joked that the family was really generous and gave them three times the price.

When I heard this, I immediately wondered, Luo Blind has not yet come out of the funeral, now let these people leave, and when Luo Blind comes out of the funeral, who will cry for him, who will carry the coffin for him? By the way, I haven't seen a coffin come yet, do you mean that they don't need coffins to bury people here?

Not long after these people who were crying and mourning, there was movement at the door of Luo's house, and I saw Scarface walking out of the door with Luo Blind, who was wearing a gossip robe, and behind Scarface, followed a middle-aged man in his fifties, the man looked very honest, but it was a little strange, I felt that one of his sleeves seemed to be empty, as if he was missing an arm, beside the man, following the young man.

When Chen Hui saw it, he immediately focused his attention on the man, and said to us in a low voice: "This one-armed man is Boss Luo......