Chapter 298: Buzz Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
"What are you talking about?"
Oops! It's the vice president again, why can't you speak now when it's off work?
"Zhan Ye! You're okay with your mouth, right? I think the tape is pretty tight! ”
"That's right! After taking off the tape on my mouth, it directly sealed your mouth, so it seems that you are using second-hand? ”
I pouted, and instead of looking at her, I looked at the pebbles on the ground!
"Zhan Ye! Thank you for helping me just now! ”
"Hehe, I'm just acting bravely! Besides, I've loved helping the weak since I was a kid! ”
As I spoke, I started kicking the pebbles on the ground again, just like I did when I was a child!
"But I didn't ...... just now"
"Needless to say, we won't see each other again in a few days, right? Vice president! Go slowly! I'm going to the supermarket! Let's go! Aren't you going too? ”
I squeezed my eyes with the male colleague who was doing well, and this strength and speed were a bit like I had an eye disease!
"Zhan Ye, do you have sand in your eyes? You said you're fine, what kind of sand are you kicking? Haha, what a shot in the foot! Am I right about this idiom this time? ”
"It's not an idiom, it's a colloquialism!"
I rubbed my eyes and didn't forget to correct his mistakes!
It seems that I should prepare a bottle of eye drops in my small crossbody bag in the future, who makes my feet so naughty, wearing 12 high heels can kick pebbles, except for me, I'm afraid there is no one!
"Zhan Ye, you went with me?"
When my colleagues saw my tears, they not only said some cool words, but also seemed to be very happy!
It's as if he's picked up a big bargain!
I really feel like I'm running away from this moment, because I feel like I'm under pressure like never before I'm here!
So I was behind my good guy colleague and pushed his back with both hands!
wanted to make our vice president watch me go, and even suddenly had a mentality, that is, if she scolded me because of this incident, just like when I was at work, I must be unkind to her this time!
Although I am not a person who has revenge, it is not wrong to explain the basic nature of revenge when there is hatred!
But the good male colleague, he didn't pay attention to me!
"Don't push me, are you in such a hurry? You, I know you want to eat less and eat more, but the supermarket at this point has nothing to taste, you slow down! ”
"Shhhh Be quiet, you are not in a hurry again, the eunuch is not in a hurry, the emperor is in a hurry! ”
"You're saying the opposite, aren't you? Zhan Ye! Or did you just say that on purpose? ”
"Me? Look over there! ”
"It turns out that you also have these flirtatious skills, let me take a look at which side?"
"The vice president didn't drive today?"
"It's not strange that I didn't drive, it must have been sent for maintenance!"
"Open your bull's eye and take a look, the vice president seems to have someone to pick her up, and it's still a man!"
"Wouldn't it? Does she have a boyfriend? ”
I looked at each other with my male colleague who was doing a good thing!
"Zhan Ye, do you know what kind of car this is?"
"I don't know! I don't know these brands! It's so difficult, it feels harder than the ninety-nine multiplication table I memorized when I was a child! ”
"Aren't you a top student? Still think that's hard? ”
"Of course, especially 3 times 5, you just can't carry it!"
"How simple it is, it's equal to 35! It seems that you are not as good as me, if I study hard, maybe I can go to graduate school and have fun now! ”
I looked at the vice president with a smile on his face, and took a small gift from the man who was driving out!
It seems that everything just now has been thrown out of the clouds by her!
"This man is driving, but it's a supercar!"
"What's that? The brand of the sports car? A supercar, as people often call a supercar, refers to a sports car with high power output and outstanding appearance! Just this man's car, the price is as high as tens of millions, the maximum speed can reach more than 300km/h, and it only contains two seats! ”
"How do you know so well?"
"I've been dreaming of this car for years, and the acceleration, braking, and handling of this supercar are excellent, and the extraordinary appearance is even more popular with many girls!"
"You're saying this person is a master of pickling girls! Oops? Do you think this is the man who often sent the vice president roses last month? ”
"I thought the vice president was a liar! Because she has always shown herself as an old virgin! ”
"Why do you boys talk like that?"
"You're not someone I like, so I don't have to pay attention to anything when I talk to you, do you? You're not white and rich, you're missing a very important item in the middle! The girlfriend I'm looking for has hard conditions, 168 tall, convex and backward, must be a rich daughter! ”
"Isn't it the kind that you eat six spoons per meal? You're talking about Barbie when you were a child! Where is it in real life? ”
"Do you have any doubts about my aesthetics?"
"Not really, I'm just questioning your self-perception! Do you know you're 162 tall and you're not here? ”
"You can tell I'm wearing inner height shoes?"
"Of course, your height-increasing shoes, I can see it at a glance, because the heels are going to protrude, and when I am not sensible, I also wear inner height, but now that I want to open it, height is not important!"
"So you're wearing high heels!"
"That's right! Stop it! Don't delay me from seeing our vice president! ”
"Zhan Ye, it turns out that you are also so gossipy! The two of them are in the car now, you can't see it like this, you have to go over! ”
"Pull it down! My brother's car window is that you can't see the inside from the outside, but you can clearly see the outside from the inside! Last time, there was an old man who craned his neck to watch me and my brother coming, but now that old man sells roasted sweet potatoes at the gate of our Lunhong University! ”
"Do you want to say that the world is so small, and fate is really wonderful? Hehe, are you your brother? ”
"What are you thinking? Yes, of course! Why didn't the police uncle come yet? ”
"It's better to wait and come back, otherwise it won't be good to catch our vice president again!"
"Are you saying that the vice president is unsightly? Does this man have a family? ”
"That's pretty much it! Because according to my understanding of men, especially rich men, they all have families and want to get rid of flowers and grass to find our vice president at such an age, after all, women in their 40s are not married, I'm afraid that my heart is not normal, right? ”
In fact, that's what I thought too!
However, I don't know why, after being naked by this good male colleague, I had an urge to go against him!
"Zhan Ye! Look, there's a good show to watch now! ”
"I don't want to see it! Don't want to see it! ”
What I say is the opposite of what I do!
I hid in the lawn at the back, my right hand raised above my eyebrows, a bit like an underground worker!
"Zhan Ye! You see, the aunt who collects parking fees went to knock on their car door! Should! Let them stop for so long and not leave! Cham leaves, cha leaves? ”
"I'm here!"
I shouted cautiously, and when I was done, I retracted my head back behind a large bonsai in the middle of the lawn!
"When did you run over, you seem to be very experienced, don't you? Can't you see, do you do this kind of thing a lot? Didn't you tell me last time that you were still working at a chicken chop restaurant? Why, that one didn't go, and it was changed to being a detective, the kind that specializes in catching juniors! ”
"Does that make a lot of money?"
"How do I know, I haven't done it again, but it sounds pretty cool!"
"I often watch detectives, why don't I think it's cool to catch the detectives of the juniors, I think they are all quite able to talk! Generally convince people with reason! Then persuaded Xiao San, I don't know if it's true or wrong! ”
"Didn't you act in that kind of TV series? It's all about money! That's why I'm looking for a white Fumei! ”
"Could it be that you are looking for Bai Fumei so that one day there will be a junior among you, and you will also take the money to hire a detective to persuade the junior to leave?"
"Whose junior is it going to be! If it's my junior, I'm afraid I'll have to spend money on my wife, right? Can I still spend my own money to persuade my mistress to run away? Then I really got kicked in the head by a donkey! ”
"Don't you know that there are some corrupt officials like that? I'm afraid that the East Window incident will happen, and then Quan Xiaosan will leave him, if he doesn't leave, some of them will be killed directly! ”
"Zhan Ye! You said that the female colleague who died would not have been ...... because of this."
"Don't talk nonsense, she's cute, she's certainly not that kind of person, but why do I look a little abnormal with our vice president? What do you think? ”
"I don't know about leaders like them, maybe it's a strong combination! No one is sincere to anyone! ”
"Why is that?"
"How can I explain this to you, it's for profit, money, and fun! Got it? ”
I glared at my good male colleague, and suddenly I didn't want to squat at this anymore, because I'm not such a normal person!
"Why hasn't the police uncle come yet?"
"Say no more! As soon as you say Uncle Police, my legs and stomach are weak! Zhan Ye! If you still treat me as a colleague, don't mention it again, the police will definitely come, don't worry, and I feel that the footsteps should be getting closer and closer! Do you think we should retreat first at this time? ”
"I'm the informant, and I haven't done anything bad, so why should I retreat?"
"Okay, okay! Stay here, I'll go first! ”
"Wait, why do I always feel that something is wrong with you, how are you sneaky, is there something else you have missed and not been discovered by the police uncle, so ......"
"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm gone! Let's go to the supermarket tasting area first, whether you like to go or not, it's better not to go, lest my roommate who shares a house will make me his best rival in illusion! Oh no! I'm going to go first! I seem to hear the police coming! ”
Did he hear it? I didn't even hear how his ears were so sharp!
Watching the good male colleague run away, and the rat who turned back in three steps and turned back to cross the street, there is really nothing to do with him!
Ay? This voice seems to be really!
"Buzz wow! Buzz wow! Buzz wow! ”