Cheng Yue took a mouthful of spit Xingzi with relish, flipped through the pages and looked at the album, even if he didn't recognize the words on it, but the picture was a painting of Wei Xiao that he had never seen before, and it was quite three-dimensional, as if he was going to walk down.

Mingyue couldn't stop praying in her heart, I hope Cheng Yue will not be a problem baby like Mingsong, if this is asked, how will she answer? According to the truth? It was as if she hadn't opened up enough to discuss the question of the origin of humanity with an elderly man who was blushing and breathless; Lie? There is a picture and the truth, when the other party is a three-year-old child who is not as good as Mingyang and Mingsong, is it easy to fool?

In Mingyue's heartbeat and nervous eyes, Cheng Yue raised his head as scheduled, raised the first page full of pictures of "tadpoles" looking for "houses", and said with an innocent smile: "Da Yueyue, is this a new food?" Can baby tadpoles be eaten? Like the omelet you made last time? ”

Belch...... Mingyue looked at Cheng Yue's extremely serious face seriously, and thought silently in her heart: Sure enough, it is better than Mingsong and Mingyang. Mingyue nodded very seriously and replied: "This dish is called oyster buns, the inside is a whole oyster, and the outside is dough, which can be fried in oil, crispy and delicious....."

Mingyue closed her eyes and made it down, nagging for a while, it was in response to that sentence, the bitter fruit she brewed, no matter how bitter it was, she had to swallow it.

Cheng Yue opened the second picture, which was a completely naked portrait of a man, densely marked with the names of various parts.

Mingyue's head couldn't be lowered, she can't say that this is a "human meat barbecued pork bun", right?

Cheng Yue had already pointed to this picture with a happy face, and said with a smile: "Da Yueyue is really a good apprentice who is motivated, and the teacher did not mistake you." This acupuncture point is beautifully drawn, as if it is immersive, look at this acupoint, this Ren pulse acupoint......" said while amazed, pointing his finger at the middle of the naked-man's chest and below the lower abdomen, only one finger away from the critical part.

Mingyue's forehead was already soaked with sweat, and Cheng Yue didn't react for a long time, what do you mean? Not only was he not labeled as "lustful", but he also had to be put on the hat of "studious", master, it's not that you mislooked at me, it was me who mislooked at you, you are the modern person who has crossed over, right? What kind of brain circuit, it's too innocent, right?

Cheng Yue had already opened the third picture, a * picture of a woman, Cheng Yue finally blushed after realizing it, and said with a sneer: "Well, the men's acupuncture points are different from the women's acupuncture points, Mingyue is right to study diligently." ”

Flipping to the fourth picture, it is an enlarged picture of a certain part, Cheng Yue finally didn't calm down, and threw down the booklet with a brush, Mingyue took it first, and the dead duck defended with a hard mouth: "This is a trick used when encountering extreme danger, and I used it just now to save my life." ”

Cheng Yue looked at the tiger with a strange face, and finally understood what Mingyue was screaming at the tiger just now, what Mingyue threw away, and what the "flirting girl" ate.

said with a gloomy face: "I didn't protect you just now, I don't blame you, this kind of move will be used less in the future, no, it can't be used if you are killed, you are a female baby, so your reputation is not good......"

Mingyue was also angered, and couldn't help but retort: "Reputation is not as important as a small life. ”

Master and apprentice, you are glaring at me, and I am glaring at you, and there is a great momentum of not giving in to each other.

Mingyue was angry and began to peel the tiger skin, because it was the first time to peel such a precious fur, I was afraid that the tiger skin was not worth silver, so it was very careful, that is, it was time-consuming and labor-intensive, and when it was all peeled off, it was already close to dusk.

Mingyue cut off a large piece of tiger meat and put it in the basket, and left the rest for Cheng Yue to eat, rolled the tiger skin, put it on the top of the basket, and prepared to go down the mountain majestically and vigorously.

Her momentum is good, Nai He didn't even pay attention to the two dogs who followed her up the mountain, hiding in the corner of the wall and licking each other affectionately, there are many traces of being out of control, the originally majestic Mingyue was half shorter when he landed, who let the tiger whip be fed by himself? The culprit can only be himself, not even the dog.

Mingyue was afraid that she would see something with a long needle's eye, so she ignored the injured Ergou who was still "you and me", and went down the mountain alone.

Seeing Mingyue carrying back a tiger skin and tiger meat, Liu looked at Mingyue with mourning, and could even be sure that his daughter would not want to marry in the future, she could kill the tiger with a firewood knife, which man would dare to marry?

Mingyue didn't care about washing the tiger skin, putting it in the outhouse to dry, and after it was dry, she could ask Han Xing to help her sell it, I heard that three years ago, the five hunters in Liuhe Village teamed up to kill a tiger, and the skin alone was sold for sixty taels of silver, and each family got more than ten taels, and this one of them would not be worse than that one.

Mingyue was in a rare good mood, and accompanied Mingyang and Mingsong to sing "Two Tigers Run Fast" and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the "flirtatious man" and "flirting girl" still did not come back, which shows how happy they are, and they have "never returned home at night" and "never miss home".

Mingyue pouted, wanting to continue painting at home, which was inappropriate; went up the mountain, and was unwilling to end the cold war with Cheng Yue so quickly, so after thinking about it, he ran to the wooden house on the tree where Cheng Yue used to live at the northern foothills.

In addition to being colder in the wooden house, no one disturbed her, and it took two days in a row for Mingyue to finally complete her "grand masterpiece" "The Book of Royal Cats".

Mingyue stretched her waist, an unprecedented sense of accomplishment swept through her body, as long as she took it and begged Luo Ping to help her buy clams, Luo Ping would help her buy it from elsewhere if she didn't look at the monk's face and look at the "cat" face.

Mingyue looked up at the sky, it was already time for the sun to set, stretched her numb legs, walked down the tree house, and decided to go home.

Walking and walking, he suddenly felt that the surroundings were silent, and even a bird was not startled, Mingyue swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and her hand unconsciously stretched out a large handful of stones in her purse.

It's not that she has pity, it's that her hatchet died yesterday and can only be blocked with a stone.

The ground trembled, Mingyue's heart beat a little, the ground trembled again, Mingyue's throat tightened, it tightened suddenly, the sound gradually approached, the chaotic wolf howling pig and the sound of animals running for their lives flying on all fours.

Mingyue frowned, instinctively leaned towards the water's edge, and decided to jump into the rushing stream to escape if necessary.

The grass as far as the eye could see finally moved, and the heads of countless kinds of animals were exposed, including pigs, wolves, rabbits, pheasants and ducks, not caring whether they were natural enemies or grudges, but just running forward desperately.

The bright moon fox was uncertain, and looked into the distance with his hands on the pergola, behind the animals, more than 20 horses flew out of the smoke, and the people on the horses bent their bows and arrows and shot at the animals.

Mingyue breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that there were people who were not afraid of black-haired monsters who came to this northern foot to hunt, and she thought that there was a flood and a landslide.

Mingyue climbed the only dead willow tree not far from the stream, and decided to use the tree to avoid animals and hunters.

Mingyue's idea was good, but things didn't go as she envisioned, in order to prevent the animals from going down the rushing stream, the horseman had already enclosed the animals, and the big tree where Mingyue lived was in the middle.

The dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, not to mention a group of animals that had no way to escape, so under the shooting of the hunters, the wild boar and the rabbit were so anxious that they hit the tree with their heads, and the pheasants and ducks tried to fly up like small birds, but unfortunately the more and more they flew more and more, making the trees crumbling and the chicken feathers flying.

The big tree was already withered, and under the full impact of the two injured wild boars, it finally crumbled, Mingyue secretly screamed that it was not good, although she had practiced escaping with Cheng Yue, and her skills had become agile, but it didn't mean that she would be good at light work?

Mingyue hugged the trunk of the big tree tightly with both hands, and with the fall of the big tree, the direction of the dumping was the person who rode the white horse and whistled, saying that it was too late and that was fast, before the big tree collapsed and fell to the ground, Mingyue instinctively jumped forward like a leopard, and nervously hugged the person on the white horse.

The person on the horse was eyeing the distance of the falling tree, although it was very close to himself, but he couldn't hurt himself at all, so he didn't even have the consciousness of hiding, and was hugged by the bright moon that suddenly came in the air.

When Mingyue opened her eyes in shock, she was so flashed by countless silver lights that she closed her eyes again, and when she opened her eyes again, she found that there were more than ten long swords across her neck, and the person holding the sword seemed to be spewing fire in his eyes.

Mingyue lowered her eyebrows weakly, and found that there was a person pressing under her, and her elbow was pressing the opponent's throat impartially, pinching the opponent's eyes white, and her facial features were even more distorted.

Mingyue hurriedly let go of her hand, and said to the other party with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's not the place where the tree fell." ”

The man under the pressure panted evenly, and said angrily: "You are blind---- ah!! ”

"Ah----h

Mingyue and the man said "ah" at the same time, there is a kind of fate called meeting and hating each other, talking very happily; There is also a kind of fate called enemies meeting each other, and they are very red-eyed! Obviously, he is the second with her.

"It's !! you"

"It's !! you"

The two spoke in unison again.

Li Fang was ridden under Mingyue, and his heart collapsed incomparably, wasn't he just rejected by Wei Zhixing, sulking, and hunting? Why did you meet this "tofu peasant girl" again! And why is it always himself who is unlucky when they meet? Last time, I was hit in the face by frozen tofu, and this time I simply flew out of the sky to smash myself, this is the fate of life!!

At this time, Mingyue was also immersed in horror, stunned because of the strange fate, trembling because of the long sword on his neck, embarrassed because of the chicken feathers on his head, because he was afraid that Li Fang would reach out and hit himself and press the man's hands on his chest, the palm pressed the palm, almost ten fingers interlocked, Mingyue's body sat on Li Fang's body stiffly, and she didn't dare to move at all, but the two of them were too ambiguous and light-thin, too twisted and weird.

Li Fang's heart can be described as crazy, being eaten tofu by Mingyue made him sad, and it was even more sad to be caught by a woman who pressed her hands in public, the most infuriating thing is that the other party's face is black and fluttering, the other party's hair is messy, the other party's hands are messy, the other party's hair is actually a chicken feather, he seems to have been lightly slighted, and he is a girl who looks like a pheasant, and she was attacked strongly.

Li Fang pushed the girl's hands hard, and sent two forces, the other party seemed to have the strength of the whole body on the palm, Li Fang exerted a force, and the other party did not retreat but grabbed it tighter, for fear of being pushed by him, and the thin white neck was directly erased by the sword.

Li Fang couldn't help but roar at Mingyue on his body: "Don't get up yet?!" ”