Ye Luo blinked his golden eyes: "Barbecue?"

"! Retarded! Si Yutian! You're dead! You dare to skewer this big bird to the stick, this big bird is inseparable from you! ”

In the next instant, Si Yutian used god-like speed to build a bonfire rack, lit a ballfire, and then strung the macaw on the bone spear, plucking the feathers while roasting on the bonfire rack.

"I've wanted to do this since I was ten years old."

Si Yutian took a deep look at the macaw that was constantly fluttering and struggling on the barbecue grill, and his voice was extremely soft and faint, like a demon's whisper, "Today, I finally got what I wanted." ”

Ye Luo=. =

From the age of ten?

What a grudge this must be!

"Si Yutian! You're retarded! If you dare to do this to Ben Big Bird, he will definitely cut off your head! "The macaw had all its hair plucked and looked very ugly, like a fat turkey waiting to be slaughtered, dancing on the campfire, fluttering around with its bare wings, and not being able to escape the fate of being roasted.

"It's okay, even if you get your head off, I'll roast you first."

Si Yutian looked calm and relaxed, and really took out a few bottles and jars of spices from the Mo Fei Space Ring, oil, salt, pepper, cumin, and sprinkled them on the macaw's body.

"Ahh Smoke this big bird! Si Yutian, don't go too far! ”

The macaw sneezed incessantly, and its snot flowed incessantly.

"Oh? If that's too much, then I can go even further! ”

The blackened Si Yutian took out an extra-large crystal bottle from the Mo Fei Space Ring, which was filled with red chili powder, red dazzling, red and frightened, "Big Bird, your eyes and chrysanthemums are covered with, I'll disinfect you." ”

Pull off the lid of the crystal bottle, and the chili powder "hulala" is poured out.

"Ahh Ben Big Bird's Eyes! It's so spicy, so spicy! Blind, going blind! The macaw let out a broken gong and howled.

"Si Yutian! You beast! Don't, Yada, chrysanthemum-flower hurts, it's spicy and bleeding! Woooooooooo

Finally, when the macaw's bald tail was filled with paprika, and the chrysanthemum bleed, it wilted, and it cried aggrievedly, tears snapped down, crying like a child, the bird's body shook and trembled, and the snot and tears were mixed with paprika, and the appearance was very weird.

The smile on Si Yutian's lips did not decrease, and his voice was low and mellow: "What is he doing here?"

"Woo woo, this big bird doesn't know, what he, who are you talking about?" The macaw shed all kinds of tears, and his throat was hoarse.

"Oh? It must not be spicy enough, so I'll add some more spice to you. Si Yutian once again took out the bottle of chili powder and rested it on top of the parrot's head, the mouth of the bottle was tilted, and he saw that a large wave of chili powder was about to fall.

"I say! I said it doesn't work yet?! The macaw howled and gave in completely, "Baby, he has come to the Flaming Crane to take over your position as the envoy of the state." ”

Si Yutian held the crystal bottle tightly, and the bottle exploded directly, and the chili powder was still sprayed with a parrot with a chrysanthemum on his face.

"Beasts! You don't talk ......"

The macaw twitched for a while, so hot that it died, and it was so hot that it came back to life, and the three souls went to the seven spirits. His head tilted, foaming at the mouth, and this time he really fainted.